Which celebrities are not performers, but live to be performers?

Sun, the actor who lives the most like an actor. No one, no rebuttal. Look at his Weibo. His painting style is absurd and full of jokes. self-portrait; selfie

Bo Huang.

Tease Wang Xun, tease Show Lo, tease the layman and tease yourself. Yes, Sun is crazy and even worried about himself. Small eyes, height and dancing are all points. Seeing Weibo in Sun every day has become the source of my happiness every day.

All right, Thor, I'm happy with you.

If nothing else, CCTV host:

First place: Zhu Guangquan.

A film and television platform that is so serious about CCTV has become a funny platform. This is the first person. He used funny language to let everyone know that Duan is not only in the people, but also in CCTV.

1: The holiday balance is insufficient, but we still won't recharge it for you.

2. The earth is going to explode, we are going to explode, the universe is going to restart, and we are going to broadcast new media live.

3: We have been guarding you through the storm. There are no seasons, there is WIFI. Use your mobile phone traffic to make my life bright, and use your electricity bill to reassure me for a lifetime.

4. spring troubles, teasing catkins,

Please note that your strong wind has arrived at eight o'clock today and has been sent to all corners of the country. Whether you sign or not, it will be delivered on time and in good faith. Moreover, the quality and quantity have not been weakened.

Second place: Sa Beining.

High flyers, who was sent to Peking University, will not tell you as clearly as Zhu Guangquan did. I am here to tell jokes. Sa Beining's joke is about gentle breeze and drizzle. He always tells jokes when he asks guests and answers questions. His hosting style is very relaxed and humorous.

Third place: Zhang Shaogang.

Although he has been away from CCTV for a long time, I still like him, from his focus interview to the recruitment program hosted by Tianjin Satellite TV (none other than you). I especially like him and the job seekers. Meeting the CEOs of major companies is my happiest time. Whenever I give a speech, my words are sharp and humorous, and the guests may be nervous, but what I bring to the audience is always relaxation and laughter, and I like him.

Well, not much to say, in fact, there are many such players, whether on the film and television platform or in our lives. Isn't there a saying? Art comes from life, higher than life, and is only good at finding jokes in our lives. I believe that if you are careful and diligent enough, you will become an interesting performer and bring joy to everyone.

The star of Duan Zishou first thought of Joker Xue, who turned the concert into a special cross talk and made many famous golden sentences: "You are crazy, I don't want to lose face."

But today, I want to introduce top student master Li Jian.

Everyone is familiar with Li Jian. He is good at singing and writing songs. Shui Mu, a former member of Nianhua, wrote many widely sung songs, such as "I have you all my life" and "Legend", and is also a veritable high flyers. After joining me as a singer, he became a musician with both strength and value. Among them, the most impressive is the chorus with Xiaoping Clay:

Xiao Ping Clay tried to shake hands, but he didn't get it and gave a polite smile.

Xiao Ping Claire without love.

Not a brother whose hands are as healthy as hands.

Hello, I'm Qiu Biling. Let me introduce some star actors to you.

1. Li Jian: Tsinghua gifted scholar, born in Harbin after 70, was born in a literary family. As a result of participating in "The Voice of China", when chatting and commenting with other judges in the program, I made witty remarks and constantly used various idioms. Deeply loved by the audience, he was called a Duan performer who was delayed by music.

Second, Luo Yonghao: 70, CEO of Hammer Technology, from Yanbian, Jilin. Because he bought a Siemens refrigerator, there was a quality problem and no satisfactory solution was reached. In his personal speech and product launch conference, he made many comments about Siemens refrigerators, with humorous language. A vivid picture is a hand.

Third, Xie Yuan: Born after 50, actor, Beijinger. Growing up in Beijing, I have a good sense of humor, especially good at imitation and comedy. In many talk shows, he imitated the past events of his old classmates Zhang Tie-Lin and ZhangFeng yi, and was outspoken. No less than the level of professional players.

I am a book sister, a post-95 s sister who tells stories in the world and has an attitude from time to time. Irony and gentleness are when I break the nib. I want to accompany you through the mountains and rivers, and feel that this world is worth it.

As a member of the entertainment circle, Li Jian's jokes should not be too intensive. Today, I will share with you a wave of happiness brought by Tsinghua's brother!

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The simplest example.

Joker Xue

Mars Intelligence Agency, that's where Joker Xue Duan Zi is brave.

I said it myself. Life forces people to see comedians. After becoming famous, there have been no outstanding masterpieces of my own. Tepid, completely changed himself on Mars, a humorous player.

Famous saying: what a ghost!

I'm not talking nonsense. You can go to see Mars by yourself. He's really honest himself.

Come on!

Duan Zishou is simply a panacea in life, which can cure unhappiness and make life more interesting. So, let me share some players who have been delayed by star titles!

Kenny Lin 1

Brother Lin must be known to everyone. Everyone agrees that "when you are unhappy, go to Weibo and Kenny Lin". Look at that "forest dog" who can laugh all day. Every word proves that you are a pure Northeast man!

Weibo in Kenny Lin has the nature of a joke. For example, once he sent a message to Weibo saying, "I don't want to go on a hot search", and the bottom shouted, "It's not up to you", so he went on a hot search luxuriously!

Acting is just his sideline, and the stage player is the real job.

2. "Yu-Ching Fei" brother

Brother, as a player, there is no doubt and irrefutable! Everyone knows that he is a connotative "connotative emperor", so he is brilliant when he opens his mouth!

My little brother once said "Hehe" in the process of making jokes, so that everyone can spread it widely and imagine it in three simple words! This is the real player!

3. Zhang Wei

Zhang Wei is a very happy person. After watching his variety show, he was not afraid of silence. He eased his embarrassment by telling jokes sentence by sentence. It's really a warm-up artifact!

Entertainment programs are too suitable for Zhang Wei. He plays with great ease. For example, when he and Jia Ling improvise, they show their jokes incisively and vividly!

Do you know any other star actors? Welcome to add!

Little brother Yu-Ching Fei! Do not accept refutation! ! ! Yu-Ching Fei is always well-dressed and well-dressed in public, so he is known as the "public servant of music". Clearly so elegant, but it happened to contribute to the public! Watching his variety show or video will be defeated by funny little brother!

Dude, the classic "gnome male-".

Reasons for not drinking and drinking tomato juice

Too many, but my little brother is retired now and will miss your songs and jokes!

The first time I saw this topic, a person's name flashed in my mind: Zhang Wei!

A proper quick talker in the entertainment circle, the export is a chapter, and it is the uncrowned king of the poisoned chicken soup industry!

1, life is six words, no matter what. Since nothing can be done, we will do our best.

No one can make you give up your dream. Just try it yourself and give up.

3. What is a dream come true is two words-wake up.

Immature people will devote their lives to some things, and mature people will live humbly for some things.

5. How can we become good friends? In other words, I see through you and I still like you. This is a good friend.

6, the reality is like a stone, the spirit is like an egg, the stone is hard, but the egg is life.

If you want to live a decent life, you must wear some green on your head.

8. chamber pot in Qing Dynasty was also used to pee. You can't say that you are old, so you are qualified.

9. It must be dangerous to lose face.

10, life is just underpants, you have to take care of everything.

Woody Allen!

This product is definitely a player who has been delayed in filming or playing movies, man! Between! All right. Products!

A celebrity who has been popular for 20 years is one in a million, but Woody Allen has been popular for 40 years, and he is a freak.

Midnight in Paris, Match Point, Blue Jasmine, annie hall and many other films that have won Oscar awards or nominations are probably the most well-known. Please note that among the above four films, except annie hall (screenwriter: Marshall Brickman/Woody Allen), he is both the director and the only screenwriter.

Is it awesome? This is an open life. He has been creating, creating, creating and creating all his life. ...

Goose, today, I don't want to say that he overflows American talent. Apart from these glittering lights, I want to say that Woody Allen is an out-and-out performer. He himself said in an interview that if the nanny was more careless, there would be one less performer in the world.

How did the Great God make his debut? -A comedian, who is famous for telling jokes, is a stand-up comedian in China (such as Lao Luo, who is also doing nothing, alas ...). At the age of 16 or 17, he began to write jokes for various talk shows. You can feel the output of about 50 jokes a day.

The following is a joke told by Woody Allen:

1, he took out a pocket watch, looked at it with a sad face and said that my grandfather sold his watch to me before he died.

2. The host asked: Do you learn boxing to get rid of poverty or because you like the sport? Guess what he said? He said, no, I learned this to deal with my mother. We disagree on many important issues, and the only solution is to put on gloves and compete in the boxing ring.

He said his marriage was immature, citing an example: when I was taking a bath in the bathroom, my wife would swagger in and sink my boat.

In the first year of marriage, I treated my wife badly, and I would use her to cushion the table feet.

We often quarrel. In order to solve this problem, we have two choices: either go to Bermuda for a holiday or get divorced. We discussed this matter fully and chose to divorce. Our holiday in Bermuda will end in two weeks because we are short of money and can't splurge. But divorce is something we can always have.

4. Vows about new york's divorce law. At that time, the divorce law was that you had to prove that one party was cheating before you could get a divorce, so Allen continued to vomit: The Ten Commandments said no adultery. But the state of New York requires you to do so. ...

The host asked, the British in India invented a game called "catching the ball". Will anyone play this game now? If so, how to play? He immediately replied: this kind of game needs two adults who can be responsible for their actions, one is responsible for jumping and the other is responsible for jumping. This is a live broadcast, completely impromptu. )

(To be continued ...)