Humorous limerick

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my wallet.

I saw a poem in the limerick club:

Dreamed of you last night

Relatively speechless!

Say ten years of grievances? Say goodbye. Say goodbye?

Morty, Morty,

How much affection is meaningful, it's all in words.

Dreamed of you last night

Break up speechless!

It's painful to meet briefly. Why not leave?

Morning flute, morning flute,

Play heartbroken music instead of "clothes in a suit".

Dreamed of you last night

Wake up speechless!

Leaning against the west window, loving and remembering.

Crying alone, crying alone,

It's hard not to freeze clothes at night, but the moon hides and the stars move.

This is original, published by Half-monthly Talk, and well written.

Next, I saw the rewritten limerick:

Dreamed of you last night

Erection!

Say ten years' vacancy, bid farewell to wet dream,

Morty, Morty,

How many wells are deep and the rope is long, all in the quilt.

Dreamed of you last night

Repeated erection!

When you are in a good mood after the pain, you have no strength.

In a hurry,

If you don't try your best now, there will be no time in the future.

Dreamed of you last night

Still want to get an erection!

Leaning in front of the beautiful woman, pushing forward desperately,

Work hard, work hard,

Heroes deserve to win every battle, sighing impotence.