The new slogan of the campus national dance club.

The recruitment slogan of Xinmin Dance Club on campus is 1. The love post of Dongguan Workers' Association is a warm harbor for Dongguan workers.

2. Pay attention to the growth of workers and build a beautiful Dongguan.

3. On the high-profile stage, in the light of gathering expectations, we ignite X, we are boiling with youth, and we are amazing you and me.

You are a hero today after years of hard work in the community.

5. Dongguan workers are really elegant and strive to create harmony; Dongguan workers are the best in public welfare.

Where there are people, there is life, and where there is life, there is us. We sincerely look forward to your joining!

7. When you choose the student union, you choose dedication.

8. Make friends and keep your word.

9. No matter how big or small things are, people are different. We are waiting for you.

10. Wan Yi culture, workers' home, colorful society.

1 1. Get along with others, live in the same dormitory and feel the same way.

12. It's so nice of you to come to HKCSS.

13. Harmonious river dream with heart-to-heart community.

14. Miracles are created by people, and opportunities are won by people.

15. Basketball Club: Young people are strong, then China is strong!

16. The future media elite was born here!

17. Deduct the charm of the community and write a youth chapter.

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19. The reflection in the years, where will your life be? Join us! Here you will get the most beautiful interpretation.

20. Say goodbye to bad habits and shake hands with civilization.

2 1. Culture gathers strength and dreams of flying into the rivers and lakes.

22. You are very careful. Would you like to join the secretariat department to help organize member information?

23. Warm home, build together.

24. Full of youthful dreams, bloom my brilliance.

25. Forget your service and achieve the future.

26. Give yourself a chance to create yourself. That's great.

27. Your joining can make our life more perfect.

28. Shenma student union, floating clouds join.

29. Long-term social feelings, inch by inch cultural significance.

30. Where will the future media elites come from?

3 1. Community activities can enable young students to give full play to their creative potential.

What is the most expensive in 32.2 1 century? Talent!

33. You are very enthusiastic. Would you like to join the Youth League Committee Office and make suggestions for college activities?

34. Although the dormitory is small, Jing Ya is warm; Sleep soundly at night and feel refreshed during the day.

35. Youth and vitality are my capital, and my individuality and courage are my transcendence.

36. Create a warm and comfortable environment and experience a different romantic life.

37. Student spirit, club meeting.

38. Create space, create your dream life, and the future haunts your fingers.

39. Slow down your steps and listen to his heart.

40. The dream of the world factory is full of care.

4 1. Come on, friend! Let us plug in the wings of literature together, let us spread the enthusiasm of youth together, and let us swim in the ocean of literature together!

Campus funny jokes.

A beautiful woman raised her hand enthusiastically when the teacher asked questions, and the teacher told her to stand up and answer questions. After she answered halfway, she found that her thinking was wrong and she couldn't answer any more, so she hesitated. At this critical moment, a piece of paper flew in front of her, and she seemed to feel that a hero had finally saved America. She glanced at the note, which said, "You are dead!" "

Second, I went home from college and passed the gate of my childhood primary school. Familiar gate, familiar selling aunt. I excitedly walked over and said, Aunt, do you still remember me? My aunt was also very excited to see me: it's you, you still owe me 2 yuan that year. ...

Thirdly, in Chinese class, the teacher wrote the word "trembling" on the blackboard and asked Xiao Qiang to read it out. Xiao Qiang stood up and read aloud: "The war is awkward." The teacher asked, "Is that so?" Xiao Qiang said flatly, "No!"

Fourth, when I was in junior high school, I had a crush on a boy in my class, but he didn't know it. Every time I hand in my homework, I wait for him to hand it in, thinking: My homework must be next to him, so that when I hand it out, I can get together. Now think about it, it was really naive at that time ~ ~

When the teacher was giving a moral lesson to the students, he found the kitten dozing on the table and shouted: kitten! The kitten was awakened and replied, "here!" " ! Teacher: What is impolite behavior? It's impolite to disturb others' rest, said the kitten loudly! Teacher: ...

Teacher: A TV 450 yuan, a catty of apples: 1 50 yuan. How many kilograms of apples can a TV buy? Student: Teacher, there is something wrong with this question. Who is so greedy that he wants to change the TV to an apple?

At noon, I have to go to the canteen to cook. You know, every aunt in the canteen has the ability to turn meat dishes into vegetarian dishes. Of course, menstruation is going to continue shaking today. I really love those two pieces of meat. I said Happy Mid-Autumn Festival when my aunt was trembling. My aunt's face twitched obviously, and then she didn't stop. She also said that she should eat more at school and pay attention to her health. Afterwards, I thought about it. I'm too smart.

8. Outside the examination room of the Conservatory of Music, an unsuccessful girl stopped the examiner and asked, Professor, don't you believe that my voice will be a blockbuster one day? Of course, miss, when you are afraid or attacked.

Nine, today's geography class, a girl didn't attend the class and put on makeup at the bottom. . The teacher went up to him and asked, "Can you describe your face with two place names?" The girl couldn't think of anything, so she asked him what it was. The teacher replied, "Dalian, Taiyuan."

When I first went to class, I liked smoking to go to school. Smoking, in particular, will attract the attention of many students. A few days later, when I entered the school, several students admired me: "Brother, you have a big temper! How dare you smoke into school? What's your name? We will follow you in the future! " I replied, "I'll call the teacher!" " "I was depressed for 20 minutes when they broke up!

Eleven, a male student was punished by the teacher for not paying attention in class. When he came back, the teacher said, "How do you feel?" The male classmate looked at the shoes and said, "Xtep is an unusual feeling!" " "

12. In college, there were two idiots in the dormitory, one was fat and the other was thin (relatively speaking). They often quarrel, but their relationship is very special. One day, I don't know why they quarreled. The fat one scolded the thin one: "Did you get kicked in the head by a donkey?" The brain was kicked by a donkey, right? " The thin one said, "Then why don't you step lightly?" Next, the fat man's black line made me laugh!

Thirteen, in class, a boy talked to a girl and was reprimanded by the teacher. The boy said, "I just asked her a question." "You should ask me if you have any questions." The teacher said. "Well, would you like to go out with me on Friday night?"

Fourteen, Jingjing snores when she is sleepy in the lower berth, which makes Jingjing sleep badly every day. So Jingjing wakes up every day and asks him, "Is my booger delicious?" Now the lower berth is in a state of anxiety and insomnia every day.

15. I went to the university opposite the company to watch the relay race of the student sports meeting yesterday. I saw a boy rushing forward. He was about to hand in the baton when a teacher in front of me shouted, "Hold on! Hold on! You are steady! " Then the two boys paused, looked at each other for half a second, and then hugged and kissed. ...

In class today, the history teacher gave an open email. Say the password is: my birthday ... everyone is dizzy at the bottom ... The teacher disdains to say that you don't know my birthday ... and then write down: my birthday ... ...

Seventeen, the math class is coming, and there are only two questions left. The teacher said, "I'll make one and leave the other for you." You choose! "A classmate said," teacher, you are really difficult. "The teacher said," I am a man and you are a woman! " "

Eighteen, "Cuba is rich in brown sugar." A classmate said to the person next to him, "You know, I like brown sugar very much." The teacher continued: "Brown sugar is usually eaten by pregnant women." The teacher went on to say, "America is rich in corn." The classmate got excited again and said to the classmate next to him, "Oh, I like eating corn best." The teacher continued: "The main use of corn is as feed."

19. There are fewer and fewer people watching school exercises for several days, and there is no one in the classroom. Later, it was found that they were all in pairs, hiding in the small playground behind the building and having sex (useless). Anyway, they all caught 13 and ran away. Finally, they gave the boy a punishment for running away. If you leave your girlfriend behind for such a few things, you must learn a lesson.

I always forget to bring my key when I go out, but I never regret it despite repeated reminders. One day, my roommate found me trapped outside the dormitory for the first time 10 1 0, and it was unbearable. The boss then angrily denounced: every word! The third child does not show weakness: two words deserve it! Old Five: Three words are really worth it! Finally, Lao Qi yelled at me: Please see the next episode in four words! 1. My girlfriend is the monitor. Yesterday Tuesday, she presided over the class meeting. Before the meeting, she said cheerfully that she would investigate everyone's private lives, and also said that boys with girlfriends raised their hands. Not many boys raised their hands. I looked at her happily and raised my hands. Step by step, she walked down from the podium, came up to me and said, "Good boy, put your hand down."

The teacher said: "Liu Yiyang's line in Naked Marriage:' I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, but I have a heart to accompany you to your old age', which is similar to:' Although I didn't study, attend classes, review or do problems, I have a heart of failure.' "

Twenty-two, "Xiao Li went to school in the morning and took five dollars to eat Lamian Noodles. When crossing the intersection, I was stopped by a junior high school student to ask for money. At first, Xiao Li said no, and said that he would search him. Xiao Li gave up at once, but when he wanted to eat, he said, "I have five dollars, but I can't give it to you." "He asked how much to eat, and Xiao Li said two yuan, so he robbed Xiao Li of five yuan and returned it.

Twenty-three, my cousin teaches primary school Chinese. One day, I wrote a sentence in class to ask students to correct their mistakes: Saturday is Arbor Day, and there are workers, farmers, students and the elderly who take part in voluntary labor. A student who seldom talks raised his hand this time, and his cousin asked him to answer. The student replied: the elderly should be removed! Why? Because old people will breathe when they work!

On 24th, Mei Mei hurried to the examination room and found that the battery of the radio was not with him! I asked the boys I didn't know before if they had any wood or spare ones. Who knows, the goods directly threw their batteries to Mei Mei, fell asleep at my desk, and slept until 4: 30 to hand in the papers. When he left the examination room, Mei Mei asked him what he was doing. He said beautifully, "God sent me to send you batteries ..."

Teacher: You just started high school in the first half of the year. Why did you drop out of school? Student: Considering my present education, I have surpassed Mr. Hua, so I don't have to go to school any more.

Twenty-six, fourth grade, always thinking about progress. Once I went for a spring outing, I didn't listen to what the teacher said, only heard one sentence: "Who wants to stay?" I felt an opportunity for progress, so I shouted, "Me!" The classmate next to me quickly pulled me and whispered, "The teacher said that whoever disobeys will stay."

Teacher: Today we are going to learn subtraction. For example, your brother has five apples, and you take three from him. What is the result? Tom: As a result, he will definitely beat me up.

Twenty-eight, a student named "Ma Biao" called the roll call at the beginning of school. The class teacher didn't know how to pronounce it, so every time he called the roll call in class, he always liked to say whether the horse fork had arrived. At the beginning of the Chinese class, the Chinese teacher called the roll with a little literary accomplishment: Has Wan arrived yet? Next, in physical education class, the PE teacher changed it directly to "Have a group of horses arrived?" . The history teacher didn't like the name very much, so he called the roll: Did the horse's dismemberment come?

Sentences describing the university campus

1, my campus life is like a gurgling stream, flowing happily, with crystal waves from time to time. Looking up is spring, looking down is autumn, the full moon is painting, and the lack of the moon is poetry. Campus life in the silent years decorated me with pictures of life, which made my life full of joy and enrichment.

2. The winter jasmine in the corner of the campus also appears black and pink. Is the representative plant of spring, how can it fall behind? Winter jasmine shows itself with a string of small flowers like wind chimes, and its elegance can only be shown by its golden color.

There used to be a tree at the school gate, which was a corner of the campus, but the tree disappeared and never came back, and never sent us away from this reluctant alma mater.

4. The campus in the sunset has irresistible beauty. It is a kind of detail and tranquility, it is a kind of vitality. The crimson sunset shone on the lake and there was silence. Green water plants are dotted and swaying, and occasionally the breeze stirs up ripples. Do fish like swimming in the water and cheer for this campus?

In spring, like a craftsman, we make our campus beautiful. She dressed the peach tree elephant in pink, covered the stadium elephant with a green carpet, and combed the willow girl with slender braids. Bees are buzzing in the flowers, butterflies are flying in the campus, and we are listening to music and reciting texts under the tree, having a good time.

There is a very beautiful garden in our school. Beautiful flowers are in full bloom all year round, especially in spring. Flowers are everywhere and smell delicious. It's spring.

7. There are three big flower beds on campus. The flower bed is rectangular with sunflowers in it. Sunflowers are pink and beautiful in color. There are also several cans of * *, which are brightly colored. These beautiful flowers attract many butterflies and bees to collect honey in the flower bed. It's really lively! When the Chinese rose just opened, there was a fragrance floating in the campus, which attracted many of us to watch it.

8. This season, it is always easy to remind people of many past events, and many details in the past events are always related to campus Sophora japonica. Some people say that the strings of Sophora japonica are wind chimes left by lovers, which opens our pure first love and affectionate youth. Perhaps, the meaning of Sophora japonica does not stop there. It may take us a lifetime to understand one thing!

9. In spring, watching a hundred flowers blossom and everything revive, how beautiful the campus is in spring. Teacher Chun's flower basket, the smell of soil and vegetation exudes, and the beautiful campus becomes more beautiful because of spring. Although Miss Chun will leave soon and Brother Xia will come soon, our spring is still open and will bloom forever!

10, walking into the campus, tall palm trees on both sides of the road came into view. This is the world-famous Palm Avenue of Stanford University. The trunk of the palm tree seems to have been specially trimmed, and the crown is radial, like a blooming flower. At the end of Palm Avenue, there is a large green meadow. The green grass is oval, about the size of several football fields.

1 1. Every morning on campus, students after morning exercises flock to the classroom to read. Books are flowers that never fade, bright and fragrant. Students are like a group of tireless bees, biting flowers and swimming around in the ocean of flowers all day, eagerly absorbing the essence and honey dew of flowers.

12, although our campus area is not very large, its layout is exquisite, concise and beautiful. There are trees and flowers, tall and straight poplars, interwoven banyan trees, towering flagpoles, red and green plastic runways, lovely classmates and amiable teachers. Throughout the year, our campus is always extremely beautiful.

13, across the avenue, we came to the campus. Looking around, it is bright and wide. The flower beds are colorful, and the flower fairies dazzle themselves with decorations. The awakened insects move around, across the grass, through the Woods and into the world of flower fairies. There is a long flower bed in the corridor of each teaching building. There are flowers planted by classmates, and each flower has its own beauty. Most of the flowers can't be named, but the students went to the suburbs to pick them, which was particularly beautiful.

14. My school is located on the Fen River. It is a school with beautiful environment and complete facilities. When you enter the school gate, you will see a wide and flat green plastic playground, and then you will see our tall, brand-new, spacious and bright teaching building.

15, the winter is over, and spring comes to the world with light steps. On campus, green grass, green leaves and colorful flowers gather together like a market, forming a dazzling spring.

16. When you walk into the gate, the first thing you see is the cultural corridor of our school. As long as you observe it carefully, you will appreciate its beauty. Because it records the glorious history of our school for a hundred years, and also records the smiles and sweat of students and teachers.

17, Grandpa Dong left with a cold, and Sister Chun came to our campus with Baihualan. Alas, Daidai's fairy came, and then she came to lead us into the beautiful campus.

1 19 the latest slogan of the university campus fire protection propaganda banner

The latest slogan-1 19, the propaganda banner of fire protection in university campus. Abide by fire laws and regulations to ensure happiness and safety.

Don't forget the common sense of fire control, and don't panic in case of fire.

3. Everyone is responsible for fire safety.

Please don't occupy the fire escape and make an exception for the door of life.

5. Strengthen fire safety awareness and improve fire safety quality.

6. Public security fire brigade, no charge for fire fighting.

7. Don't forget the fire alarm "1 19".

8. Self-correction of hidden dangers in safety self-inspection is at your own risk.

9. The car caught fire and the window was smashed. If you run away in an orderly way, don't panic.

10. Cover your nose and mouth with a wet towel. Don't be greedy and run away.

1 1. Put out the cigarette butts and leave them in the fire prevention heart.

12. Guotai Min 'an, put out the fire.

13. Strengthen fire supervision and eliminate fire hazards.

14. Safety depends on thousands of households, and it is everyone's responsibility to prevent fires.

15. Fire fighting depends on everyone, you, me and him are safe.

16. The fire is ruthless and fire prevention comes first.

17. The weather is dry, and things are dry, so it is safe against fire.

18. Fire control work implements the policy of putting prevention first and combining prevention with elimination.

19. Fire is the enemy of mankind, and fire prevention is a social event.

20. The campus is a pool of clear water, please don't let the fire merge with it.

University Campus 1 19 Fire Propaganda Banner II Latest Slogan 2 1. Be careful with fire for the benefit of future generations; Careless use of fire, regret for life.

22.x unified leadership, x supervision according to law, the overall responsibility of the unit, and the active participation of citizens.

23. Life is a bright pearl, and safety is the clam shell that protects the pearl.

24. If you don't tighten the string of reducing fat, you can't play a safe tune.

25. Swear to let the fire control take off and run towards a well-off society.

26. Actively complain and report fire hazards to ensure the safety and happiness of you and others.

27. Don't lock the children's room when going out, and turn off the heat.

28. Cherish life from fire prevention, and prevent fire victims from starting from themselves.

29. Fire prevention propaganda has entered thousands of households, and peace is connected with you, me and him.

30. put out the fire in prevention, and ignite the disaster when you are lax.

3 1. Fire fighting according to law and fire fighting for the whole people.

32. Fire control work implements the policy of putting prevention first and combining fire control.

33. A single spark can start a prairie fire, and a small hidden danger can easily lead to a big disaster.

34. Eliminate fire hazards, create a happy life and build a harmonious society.

35. If you want to be financially secure, you must live safely first.

36. The community is my home, so everyone should pay attention to fire prevention.

37. Cherish your home and drive away fire hazards.

38. Strengthen the sense of urban hardship and learn emergency skills for disaster prevention and avoidance.

39. It is forbidden to make and answer the phone in the gas station.

If children are found playing with fire, they should be stopped immediately.

The latest slogan of the university campus 1 19 fire protection propaganda banner is 4 1. Carefully set off fireworks to make the whole family happy.

42. Hidden dangers are more dangerous than open fire prevention, and the responsibility for disaster relief is more important than Mount Tai.

43. Anti-violation, fire prevention, safety and promotion of production.

44. Adhere to scientific and technological inventions, master science and technology, and strive to be a pioneer in science and technology.

45. Do a good job in the "four advances" propaganda to ensure your safety and mine.

46. Fire safety often rains in time, and fire education is less about Monday morning quarterback.

47. Implement X fire control responsibility and promote the leaping development of fire control work.

48. Establish a social fire protection publicity and education system of "public opinion guidance, education infiltration, social communication and national participation".

49. Don't forget the fire alarm 1 19, a true friend in times of crisis.

People were calm when there was a fire. Wet towel, crawling. Not greedy for money, life matters.

5 1. Eliminate fire hazards and build a peaceful society.

52. Burn incense and sacrifice, and be careful with candles.

53. It's a fire, don't forget to prevent fire.

Don't panic because of the gas leak, close the valve and open the window quickly.

55. Stay away from kindling, be happy and safe.

56. Evacuation corridor, the door of life

57. Fire safety should be talked about from time to time and every day.

58. Don't pay attention to burning incense and offering sacrifices. Beware of Vulcan tantrums.

59. Life is full of love, fire is ruthless, and campus is safe.

60. Fire safety is no small matter, and attention should be paid at all times.