TikTok humorous sentences about wanting to be single without making it obvious (a collection of 40 sentences)

TikTok’s humorous sentences about wanting to be single without being single (Part 1)

1. When I was a child, I wanted to have sex, but my parents found out and punished me not to have sex in the future. Laughter It's impossible to die.

2. Love is indeed a kind of fate. I don’t know what counts as fate, and I don’t know what counts as love. If you want someone who loves you to appear quickly, then keep searching. In fact, there is really no need. Meeting the right person at the right time is fate. Otherwise, everything is meaningless.

3. Recruit long-term boyfriends, not long-term boyfriends

4. I tease you, you tease him, and it’s a day after you laugh.

5. There is something I want to talk to you about. What to talk about: love.

6. Instead of suffering the pain of love, it is better to eat, drink, whore and gamble.

7. It would be great if losing one’s hair could be as simple as losing one’s hair.

8. I visited the memories counterclockwise.

9. Steal me away, romantic collector.

10. Your sudden words of "I love you" made me burst into tears in the noisy train station.

11. I know that there are some things that you don’t have to deal with, some people that you don’t have to deal with, and some problems that will always be a problem.

12. Everything I see recently looks like you, the clouds look like you, the flowers look like you, and the moon looks like you.

13. Dare to ask for advice on the appropriate water temperature for bathing boys

14. A day still lasts 24 hours, and I still miss you every hour.

15. Every time I go to bed, I really want to be alone and be hugged by my boyfriend, but I am afraid of being hurt again. I really want to go home, but I am afraid of sleeping alone in a house with four bedrooms and one living room for the winter vacation. I really want to watch the fireworks, but I am afraid of being alone again during the New Year.

16. After meeting you, my lofty ambitions and passion turned into a simple desire to go home with you at night.

17. I will never say such nonsense again that I don’t want to be single and just want to get rich.

18. Women should love themselves more and turn themselves into a refined woman, not afraid of being loved by no one.

19. Those people who have nothing to say and are struggling to talk to you may really like you.

20. I really want to have a vigorous love affair and meet an unexpected person. Douyin humorous sentences about wanting to be single without being single (Part 2)

21. I just want to fall in love, but I have to flirt with a guy, and I have dirty thoughts, and it makes me sad, so why not It’s so good to be single, don’t think about being single, what’s the point, um, calm down, long live being single?.

22. I want to be single, and I don’t want to spend Valentine’s Day alone in any sense.

23. The best years are given to the best people, and we have missed them.

24. I want to fall in love and be single, but I have never met the right person. I always feel that being suitable is more important than liking, and being able to talk is more important than having a tacit understanding. I always feel that I have not become the best yet. Where do I have the qualifications to meet better people and please others? Maybe I have passed the age of losing myself for the so-called love and being in love. I always want to be more down-to-earth and realistic, and would rather be lacking than excessive.

25. I want to have a love that will never break up. Even if we quarrel, even if we are angry, even if we separate, we will be together again.

26. I have been single for so many years and I still haven’t gotten rid of it. Every time I see people showing off their affection on the street during Chinese Valentine’s Day, it’s so sad.

27. I used to be a sea king until I met you and I filled up the sea overnight

28. Four years ago, I walked alone on campus, longing to be single. Although I was lonely, my heart was not alone. . Four years later, I have left campus and am now lonely again, with a single heart and a single heart.

29. I probably don’t want to fall in love, maybe I just want to find a body I like to hold in my arms, sleep with, have meals with, and have a spiritual sustenance, that’s all.

30. I guess marriage has been put on the agenda, but brother, you have to understand that even if you are one of the top four in Supo, you can't be single if you want to.

31. Unless that person can make you live a better life than when you were single, why bother leaving your singles for that person.

32. Fortunately, I got to know your peach blossom face, and from now on, there will be warm spring in the streets. This person is like a rainbow, and you will know when you meet him.

33. I have a lot of snacks and candies. If you like me, I will consider giving you half.

34. I suddenly don’t want to be single anymore. I feel that your thoughts are wonderful and your words are nice, but what about your actual actions? The negative me is here again, maybe it’s the cheerful me. You were deceived.

35. If life is just like the first day we met, if we get tired of loving someone, we will go back to the first day we met. Have the courage to say "Hey, hello" like you would when meeting someone for the first time. Please give me your advice for the rest of my life.

36. If I had known that it would be so difficult to find a partner, I would have pretended not to know when I was cheated on.

37. Sorry, my contract was terminated because I was no longer single! But I am single, and I am happy. We people are so happy today~~~

38. In the countdown to the New Year, dear friends, I am single.

39. I am most happy I hate that someone deliberately opened my scar after I said it didn't hurt.

40. Please, please take me and Xia Tian into your arms together. A collection of copywriting for posting selfies on Douyin and wanting to be single

A collection of copywriting for posting selfies on Douyin and wanting to be single

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1. Those who like me and want to pursue me, I advise you to do it as soon as possible. After this year, I don’t want to be single. Don’t blame me for being cold and frosty.

2. After surviving the green years and the ignorant appointment, can I finally enjoy the white snow in spring?

3. In fact, I am still very good. If I want to fall in love or be single, it is not that difficult.

4. There are three types of true friends: friends who love you, friends who forget you, and friends who hate you. A true friend is one soul conceived in two bodies.

5. When you send messages to the people you like, there is always a joy that cannot be concealed on your face.

6. Whether it’s yesterday, today or tomorrow, being with you is a wonderful day. Whether it’s sunny, cloudy or rainy, it’s a sunny day when I see you.

7. Why bother asking how long it will take when you have found a road?

8. I want to be with someone, but I don’t want someone if I have one, because I’m afraid of being beaten; I don’t want someone who doesn’t have someone, because others I don’t want it.

9. When I wake up in the morning, I feel empty! I, a single person who has been single for ten thousand years, suddenly want to be single.

10. Love is like a small boat carrying you and me, experiencing the ups and downs of life, experiencing every bit of life, swimming in joy, drifting in happiness, and finally docking in the sweet harbor of love, ** *Enjoy happiness!

11. The best thing in the world is to like you and be liked by you.

12. I want to fall in love without breaking up, from junior high school to high school to college, get married, and then slowly grow old and die together.

13. Urgently recruiting boyfriends, because the corn is about to be harvested in my hometown!

14. The first time I rented a house alone, I bought a fabric wardrobe online. After trying it for a long time, I finally couldn’t put it together properly and I sat on the ground collapsed

15. I wish I could be my most beautiful one day and have no regrets or pity when I meet you.

16. I am a man of my word. If I say I want to fall in love, I will say it every day.

17. I can’t eat at night because I miss you. I can’t eat at night because I miss you even more. I can’t eat at night because I miss you so much that I can’t sleep at night. , because I'm hungry! Part 2 of the copywriting for posting a selfie on Douyin and wanting to be single

18. My future is very confused. Full of negative energy. I really want to fall in love. I don't want to die alone.

19. The gentle rain in Jianjia, the white dew and frost, the passing of winter and the coming of spring, just like you came to the place where I am.

20. Loneliness and loneliness are thrown away; sadness and irritability are forgotten and forgotten; happiness and joy are coming and coming; longing and love are full and full.

I want a wife on May 17th, and you must agree to be my wife. Happiness will be yours!

21. I liked myself for 17 years, until I met you when I was 18, and I changed my heart.

22. I heard that summer is a hot day when you don’t have a partner? Then I want to have summer.

23. Unless that person can make you live a better life than when you were single, why bother leaving singlehood for an unworthy person.

24. When I was eating hot pot, I suddenly wanted to fall in love.

25. Can’t you take the initiative to find me? You have to force me to post on Moments to attract your attention

26. Because of you, I can smile and shake my head to reject all cuteness and ambiguity. .

27. It doesn’t matter whether you are suitable or not, but whether you are sincere and cherish it.

28. I promise with my life that I will find a boyfriend this summer. As for whose life I will spend it on, I haven’t decided yet.

29. There are two types of strangers. Those you don’t know and those you pretend not to know.

30. I know that there are some things that you don’t have to deal with, some people that you don’t have to worry about, and some problems that will always be a problem.

31. I am the one who can’t bear to leave you, and I am the one who cares about you.

32. You are my repeated illness and sweetness. You let me push the time forward, one year or ten years. You make the gardenia bloom again, you make summer come again and again without disappearing, you are a texture that does not appear in infinite time, you are silence, you are also a kind of weight, you are night.

33. You may fall from the sky or from the tree, but the best way is to fall in love with me.

34. If there is any theme in my works, I think there is only one simple one: people are lonely, no one can escape, and this is their tragedy. Part 3 of the copywriting for posting a selfie on Douyin about wanting to be single

35. Challenge to be single for 100 days, today is the 25432nd day.

36. I probably don’t want to fall in love, maybe I just want to find a body I like to hold in my arms, sleep with, have meals with, and have a spiritual sustenance, that’s all.

37. When I was getting a sling bottle in the hospital, people around me were all in pairs. Because the orders were not paid in full, one person was holding a sling bottle in his hand and lined up to pay the fee.

38. I never thought that one day I would sign up, and everything is changing... I just want to say goodbye to being single, want to be single, and have love, that's all!

39. I will never like people like you. ""I will only love you.

40. I want to go home on vacation, I want to be warm, I want to be single, I want to paint seriously, I want to eat without getting fat, I want to get rich overnight.

41. Only sincere people can gain the respect of others. This sentence will never go out of style. Leave it to you and me in the past, and we will continue to encourage each other.

42. If I had known that it would be so difficult to find a partner, I would have pretended not to know when I was cheated on.

43. I used to always want to be single, especially during the Christmas month, but now I particularly enjoy being single. Thank you Zhao Wuer and Zhuo Wei.

44. Loving you begins when we first meet and ends when we grow old.

45. Am I having trouble with my relationship? Who said that? It was obviously not all the way.

46. The tenderness in your eyes is worth a thousand words. The smile on your lips is the source of my joy!

47. I want to take you home to eat the food cooked by my mother.

48. In fact, time cannot resist our fickleness.

49. Every time when I sleep, I really want to be single and be hugged by my boyfriend, but I am afraid of being hurt again. I really want to go home, but I am afraid of sleeping alone in a house with four bedrooms and one living room for the winter vacation. I really want to watch the fireworks, but I am afraid of being alone again during the New Year.

50. He made a bet with her that whoever gets divorced first would treat her to dinner. In the end, he lost. He treated her to dinner, and the guests were his parents, her parents, and her, before the wedding.

Humorous sentences for those who want to be single when they are older (40 sentences)

Humorous sentences for those who want to be single when they are older (Part 1)

1. If you just want to fall in love, you have to flirt. Man, you have dirty thoughts, and it makes you sad. It’s better to be single. Don’t think about being single. What’s the point? Calm down, long live being single?

2. I met another single dog, and now I have turned into titanium alloy to blind you.

3. I am a passer-by in your life, but you are the anchor in my life.

4. A humorous talk about wanting to be single.

5. It was suddenly announced that I was divorced, in the true sense of the three-dimensional sense.

6. The days ahead are long, and I want to find someone to spend them with.

7. Single boys are called single dogs, single girls are called single dogs, but the dogs ignore them.

8. I haven’t been sleeping well recently. I feel like there may be something wrong with my heart. If I can get up early tomorrow, go see a doctor. Downloaded Zhe Tian Ji. I plan to read the novel before the TV series airs. This is the first time since childhood that I have been so serious about chasing stars. I feel like I will never be able to get rid of food in this life. I heard you say you want to be single, haha, I wish you the best and hope your dreams come true. Bless me too.

9. I want to have a love that will never break up. Even if we quarrel, even if we are angry, even if we separate, we will be together again.

10. Don’t look at the fact that there are so many singles now. Many of them are waiting for people who will never come back.

11. Why bother asking how long it will take when you have found the road?

12. Every time I go to bed, I really want to be alone and be hugged by my boyfriend, but I am afraid of being hugged again. harm. I really want to go home, but I am afraid of sleeping alone in a house with four bedrooms and one living room for the winter vacation. I really want to watch the fireworks, but I am afraid of being alone again during the New Year.

13. If there is any theme in my works, I think there is only one simple one: people are lonely, no one can escape, and this is their tragedy.

14. When you quarrel with others, even if you are justified in quarreling, your momentum will be weak because there is no one to protect you.

15. I wish I had such a person as long as you are with me Around here, I wouldn’t mind if it gets a little colder.

16. There are two types of strangers, those who don’t know them and those who pretend not to know them.

17. I have something to tell you about love.

18. I promise with my life that I will find a boyfriend this summer. Whose life will it cost? , I haven’t thought about it yet

19. I don’t want to be single anymore in college. Being single is not suitable for me if I get used to it.

20. I still remember that you promised me that you would not let me lose you, but you followed the migratory bird returning south and flew so far. Love is like a kite whose string has been cut, and cannot hold the promise you made. Humorous sentences about wanting to be single when you are older (Part 2)

21. I have been single for 29 years, but it’s not that I don’t want to be single. , maybe God was lazy and forgot to give me a girl.

22. I have been single for so many years and I still haven’t gotten rid of it. Every time I see people showing off their affection on the street during Chinese Valentine’s Day, it’s so sad.

23. I will never say such nonsense again that I don’t want to be single and just want to get rich.

24. There are two reasons why people cannot get rid of unrequited love. One is because the love is hidden deep in the heart, and the other is because the love is stuck in the throat.

25. Women should love themselves more and turn themselves into a refined woman, not afraid of being loved by no one.

26. When one person carries a lot of things, when the bus seat is unstable, when one person rides a bicycle, when one person goes shopping, when one person walks on the road alone.

27. The sky has cleared up and the rain has stopped. When will you come?

28. After searching and searching, I finally met you in the sea of ??people. Guys, I'm single.

29. What happened to me! I think I want to be single, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to realize my dream of being with someone else! Still so strange! How could it be! So beautiful! I actually want to be with a top student! Oh my God! The dream was absolutely terrible! How terrible! Can I stop being so sentimental!

30. I want to go home on vacation, I want to be warm, I want to be single, I want to paint seriously, I want to eat without getting fat, I want to get rich overnight.

31. I want to be single, and I don’t want to spend Valentine’s Day alone in any sense.

32. If anyone wants to be single, please let me know. I will chase you and someone will tell you immediately. I am Lei Feng. No need to thank me. I have been professionally helping people get out for thirty years.

33. Sometimes, we know that there is no way, but we still move forward because we are used to it.

34. It doesn’t matter if we didn’t meet each other very early, now is the right time.

35. Love is like a small boat carrying you and me, experiencing the ups and downs of life, experiencing every bit of life, swimming in joy, drifting in happiness, and finally docking in the sweet harbor of love, ** *Enjoy happiness!

36. When I don’t see you, I feel weak and confused; when I don’t see you, I wonder where you went; when I see you, I laugh loudly , full of power; when I see you, I want to hold your hand!

37. When can you drink the second cup at half price?

38. In the New Year countdown, dear friends, I am single

39. I feel like I have seen you before." "Where are you?" "On my marriage certificate."

40. The weather is so cold. It’s so cold to be alone in bed. I’m looking for a partner who can warm me up online. I want to share my humorous thoughts about being alone.

I want to share my humorous thoughts about being alone. Chapter 1

1. I am the one who can’t bear to leave you, and I am the one who cares about you.

2. When I am good enough that you will not leave me, I will. It’s no longer just you.

3. Life is too short. When you meet someone you like, you should like it seriously. 4. You’re usually fine, and you can be a little bit tired. Persistence. But single people are most afraid of getting sick. Once I got injured and found that I couldn’t change the medicine at all.

5. Every time when I was with you, I couldn’t help myself. It’s so funny when a guy interrupts me when I’m talking! There are only a few minutes every month when I want to be alone. It’s really sweet!

6. I want to have a love that will never break up. Even if we quarrel, even if we are angry, even if we separate, we will be together again. > 7. In fact, I am still very good. It is not that difficult to fall in love and be single.

8. My little brother is so good-looking, I will love him forever.

9. “Well, Singles’ Day is coming. How are you going to live? "I swear I will be single next year and spend this year with everyone." "You said the same thing last year." "Year after year, I wait for you to find me in the most glorious season of my life, but I find that except for the change of appearance and the change of seasons, nothing seems to be waiting for me. How long do I have to wait to wait until I am no longer withered? You?

10. Older girls are not worthy of dating, they can only find partners! "Ode to Joy"

11. There are many benefits to being single...but people can only grow in adversity. So I still want to be single...

12. Please hold me and Xia Tian in your arms together

13. Your sudden words of "I love you" made me noisy I burst into tears at the train station

14. I couldn’t eat at night because I missed you. I couldn’t eat at midnight because I missed you even more. I couldn’t eat at night because I missed you crazily. , I couldn’t sleep at night because I was hungry!

15. What if I have a house, money, a car, and a good job? Look at Feng Zhi’s love; I have no house, no car, no money, and no good job. I will strive for work and have a healthy body. I always have a heart to accompany you until you grow old. 16. I hope that one day, I will tell you that the peach blossoms will not bloom and that spring will not come.

17. I am a good judge of people." "Then look at who I am." "You are my person." Humorous remarks on how to be single. Part 2

18. I hope that when my face is full of wrinkles, you will still be by my side.

19. If one day you get married, please remember that marrying you is my lifelong dream. Your Majesty, I have resigned, and this retreat will be for life.

20. If I had known that it would be so difficult to find a partner, I would have pretended not to know when I was cheated.

21. I guess marriage has been put on the agenda, but brother, you have to understand that even if you are one of the top four in Supo, you can't be single if you want to.

22. I wish I could express my thoughts in eight ways. Determination to fall in love.

23. What is happiness? You are the first person who appears when I miss you.

24. If I have time to fall in love, I will continue to have a crush. You

25. I want to fall in love and be single, but I have never met the right person. I always feel that being suitable is more important than liking, and being able to talk is more important than having a tacit understanding. I always feel that I have not become the best yet. Where do I have the qualifications to meet better people and please others? Maybe I have passed the age of losing myself for so-called love and love. I always want to be more practical and realistic.

26. .I promise with my life that I will definitely find a boyfriend this summer. As for whose life I will spend it on, I haven’t decided yet.

27. After surviving the green years and the ignorant appointment, will it be You can enjoy the white snow in spring.

28. I don’t want to wake up in a dreamlike hallucination, I would rather be intoxicated by holding on to the tenderness that belongs to me, fearing that it will slip away after letting go. p> 29. Unless that person can make you live a better life than when you were single, why would you want to leave your single life for that person?

30. The fortune teller said that I am a prosperous husband, who wants to verify it?

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31. Don’t worry, wait for me, I will come to you when I am good enough.

32. I have decided to be the best in the world.

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34. It’s been xx years and it’s not my turn to be in sweet love. Have I been forgotten? Part 3 of humorous stories about how I want to be single

35. Okay I want to have a vigorous love, and I really want to meet someone unexpected.

36. The day still lasts 24 hours, and I still miss you every hour.

37. As long as I am willing, I can let you climb to the top. As long as I bother you, you can fall down immediately.

38. It is better to eat, drink, and gamble.

39. After Jinpen washes his hands, he will no longer be a free man, but will focus on being your husband.

40. Whether it’s yesterday, today or tomorrow, being with you is a wonderful day. Whether it’s sunny, cloudy or rainy, it’s a sunny day when I see you.

41. My cousin who is in the third grade said that I am an old woman that no one wants, and her third-grade boyfriend just gave her a yellow diamond

42. Looking for One him (her), one white colt, one wedding dress, one you, this life is enough.

43. I want to be single but I don’t want to know why TuT’s brothers who are two or three years older like taller guys of the same age and who are taller?

44. I probably don’t want to fall in love, maybe I just want to find a body I like to hold in my arms, sleep with, have meals with, and have a spiritual sustenance, that’s all.

45. When I go to work and squeeze into the subway every day, I see girls being protected by their boyfriends, and when I look like a brave boy, I feel like a fool.

46. I am not a very good person, not a very bad person. Just give it a try.

47. Looking for a boyfriend to get married!

48. Hello everyone, this is my second cup at half price, I can drink two cups by myself, thank you.

49. Sometimes I really want to have a good relationship. It doesn’t need to be grand, but just plain and simple so that everyone understands it.

50. If I could, I would spend every minute and every second of my life with you.