Essay Wei Sanxing

Dad: God, I am a father, not a mother.

"B": Oh, Dad, Allah is at the recruitment site now.

Mom: I'm so nervous.

"B": Allah is not nervous. Why are you nervous?

Mom: With so many people competing for jobs, can I not be nervous about you?

"B": Oh, it's not that you don't know what your daughter can do. Ah, that is, everyone kills people and ghosts kill them.

Dad: Mom and I will cheer you up here first!

B: Yes, yes, this year is the year of the dog. You have to say-

Dad: (whispering) Wang ~ Wang!

"B": Well, you are not prosperous, you are not prosperous! 、

Dad: (loudly) Want Want!

"B": Mom? ! ~

Mom: (embarrassed) Wang ~ Oh-Wang ~ Oh ~!

"A": Whose dog ran out ~

"c": dog meat ~ soju ~

X sat down and took a sip of tea, then cleared his throat and shouted in Drake-

X: Announcement-Player Audience-~ ~ ~

"B": Allah is coming in! ("hum" to "a" and "c" when hanging up) (admission).

"a" and "c": cut ~

"B" goes in first, others follow, "B" runs to the seat opposite X, and others sit in the next seat.

On-site:

X: (everyone is surprised when they enter) Wow, beauty!

"b": (trip)

Xu: What a unlucky woman!

"B" tidied up the clothes, and they sat down opposite each other.

"B": Brother feels like a person!

Xu: Who is WHO like?

"B": Brother, of course. You look like a handsome boy! Little cricket's brother.

X: Huh? !

X: (clearing his throat) The selection has officially started. I, the person in charge of recruitment in our company, will announce the selection rules first:

According to document number one, no. One of our company in 2006 (ahem)

1. Our company has the freedom to choose you;

2. Our company has the freedom not to choose you;

3. Our company has the freedom to choose and not hire you;

4. Our company-

"B": Brother, what freedom do I have?

X: You only have the right to remain silent, but what you say will be used as evidence in court. Anyway, you're here-

"B": How about that?

Xu: Freedom will be limited, but for the benefit of you and your family, our company provides you with the following two options:

1. Close the door from the inside and start choosing.

2. Close the door from the outside and get out!

I began to cough violently because I was struggling to speak.

"B": (takes out Keke cough syrup) Brother?

X: (coughing) What?

"B": Drink Keke's children's cough syrup when you have a cold and cough. (Shy and gentle) Hello, I am good!

X: Stop, stop, it's a mess. All right, I'll show you. Now I declare that the selection has officially started again!

Xu: I heard that you are from the south. Can you sing Cantonese songs?

"B": No!

Xu: Then can you dance street dance?

"B": Oh, no!

X: There is nothing you can do. It's very brave of you to come. Then, then tell me what you can do.

"B": I can sing opera!

Xu: I think you can act!

"B": Allah, Allah can really sing opera;

At the beginning of the background music, "B" stood up and began to sing, slowly turning to the audience from the side:

* Liu Dage's speech is too biased. Who says women enjoy leisure, men fight at the border and women weave at home?

Farming during the day and spinning cotton at night, and working hard day and night, soldiers can have this food and clothing.

If you don't believe me, please have a look at our shoes and socks, as well as our clothes and shirts.

It's all their fault ~ ~ ~ ~

There are many heroines, and they also make great contributions. Killing the enemy for the country is a generation of heroes. What are these women inferior to boys ~ ~

During this period, "A" and "C" commented on finger painting and whispered.