Funny sketch of creative program of annual meeting

Funny sketch of creative program of annual meeting

There are many activities at the end of the year and the beginning of the year. It is also an important period for holding the annual meeting. I collected funny sketches of creative programs for the annual meeting for you. Welcome to read!

Chapter 1: Funny sketch title of the creative program of the annual meeting: The days we walked together.

Character: Two people, a man and a woman.

Address: Company Stage

Script:

Two people bowed on the stage, and then the music began.

Male and female: (singing) After that, the company will be awesome. We will hold out our hands and cheer together. The company will be awesome in the future. We will hold out our hands and cheer together. Come on!

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M: In the future?

Woman: (aside, facing the man) How about it?

M: Our company is awesome.

Two people turned a circle.

Man: (humming Liang Zhu)

Woman: (running from the side, like the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon) Brother Chuanchuan! (affectionate)

M: Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend! (Shaking his head and turning to face the woman) Fangfangmei! (affectionate)

Two people are holding hands.

Woman: Brother Chuanchuan! (emphasis) (another step forward)

Man: Fangfangmei, you stepped on my foot.

Woman: Oh (step back) (affectionate)

Male (affectionate) Fangfangmei, do you miss me?

W: I miss you very much.

Really?

Woman: (Continue the last sentence) RMB in your pocket!

M: (The expression changes, then turns to affection) Do you remember the scene when we first met?

Woman: How could you forget? When the company group was first established, it was 200 1.

M: It's our first time to work, in front of the office building on the second floor of the group base camp. I'm a little embarrassed to say this. (Bowing his head and pulling his skirt)

Female: Beauty 23, apply for the company after graduation. Time flies, working for a whole year in a blink of an eye; It was a sunny summer.

Man: Yes, I'm from the west (running to the west, walking from the west to the middle).

Woman: I'm from the East! (Walking from the east to the middle) Wow! You stepped on cow dung!

M: Well, the office conditions of the group were not very good at that time. I rub it, I rub it! (rubbing his feet back and forth)

Jackson dance music, men simulate two spacewalks.

Woman: (running up excitedly) Are you Jackson?

M: (nervously) Me? I call me Brother Chuan.

Woman: Did you walk in space?

Man: Me? I am rubbing cow dung!

W: Do you work in the company, too?

M: You work in the company, too? Is it?

The two men shook hands excitedly.

Man and woman: it's not cow dung, it's fate (dung)!

After holding hands and talking, the two immediately stood back to back.

W: Do you have anything to say?

Man: The sky is blue and the sea is deep. I think we are quite predestined!

Female: Gogoing Shan. I think it is still possible for us!

M: Then let the development of the company witness our love! (turning around)

Woman: Yeah.

Two people's hands were pulled again.

Suddenly the two men separated and began to sing again.

Men and women: The company will be awesome in the future. We will stretch out our hands and cheer together. The company will be awesome in the future. We will stretch out our hands and cheer together. Come on!

M: A few years have passed and the company has developed. In June 2003, we walked in front of the office building of Yulanyuan Company again.

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The main story is: tell the development and changes of the company in recent years through their memories, and then talk about the future of the company. In their expression, the company will have a good future. Let's stretch out our hands together. Come on, come on! May the company's tomorrow be better!

Title: Chamber of Commerce is my home.

Character: A (President of Chamber of Commerce, trunk) played by Cheng Xiaogang.

B (Director of Investment Promotion of Orange Tree) played by Wang Haihong.

C (cross-dressing rural woman, truck driver) is played by Xiao Tian's secretary 1 14 copyright Ding (orchard contractor).

Shen (car mechanic) is played by Hua.

Props: small washbasin, machete

Gold bars, oranges (several), a big wrench, a straw hat, a brand of a repair shop and a pile of money.

Scene 1:

Orange tree on the site (modeling, hanging oranges on the body)

C (image of rural women), holding a machete.

C (facing the audience):? The hillside is full of fruit trees and there are so many oranges. I've already passed here. At first sight, I felt sad. Folks! The mountain is ours, the land is ours, but the monkeys from other places can get rich. Everything is going up in price now, but the land he rented from us has not gone up. If he can't raise money today, we'll play hardball with him and cut down his fruit tree? .

C found the funny sketch "Fruit Tree:? It looks pretty good (talking and touching, picking oranges to eat, picking more for the audience). I can't see that the oranges grown by this monkey are ok! Hum, delicious. I'm going to cut it today, too! !

C (took out a machete and cut it a few times, but it just didn't move): So hard? ! Change it to a bigger one? (Change broadsword and continue to cut)

Ding (Run from the back! ! ) running and shouting:? Can't cut! ! Can't cut! ! ?

c:？ Cann't cut it? When you came to us, the meat was only one yuan a catty, now! Almost (emphasis)

At that time, rice 10 cents a catty, but now it's gone. Do you think the land you contracted for us will also go up?

d:？ But I have an agreement with you! ?

c:？ What association (shoes) discussion (pointing to shoes) or hat discussion! ! (taking off his hat and throwing it on the ground) It's no use telling me this, but it won't work unless the price goes up today! ?

d:？ Don't cut down, if you cut down my tree today, hum (doing body movements)

Bing Ding does reflexive movements and turns around.

Ding knelt down:? I beg you, don't cut down my tree, okay .

c:？ Scared me. That's it. I want to cut down your tree? (raises knife)

D: (rushing forward and hugging the tree):? This tree is my life! Cut me if you want.

c:？ Is it? You monkey are dying? Come with me and get out (pick Ding up and throw it on the ground, and Ding falls to the ground).

C raised his knife and continued to cut. The tree was cut down and fell on Ding.

Ding cried out in pain:? Oh, my God, my tree! ? Cry with a tree in your arms

c:？ Don't waste this tree, take it back and burn it? (Pull up the tree and carry it off the stage)

d:？ Oh, my God, that's impossible! I have worked hard to plant trees for several years! what am I supposed to do？ Who should I talk to? (stumbling to the end)

The second field

C: (As a driver, he took a washbasin as the steering wheel, bent down behind him to make a trunk of a truck and drove it onto the stage)

c:？ I am a foreign driver, and I bought a used car here to run freight. This broken car has been broken for three days, which is really annoying. ? After saying this, the truck jumped up and down and put out the fire.

Shen came on stage with funny sketches and repair tools on the script.

c:？ Why is it so unlucky (c get off, look at the car, look around)? There happens to be a garage here.

Bingji said to Shen, Master! Can you help me repair the car (pass the cigarette)?

Shen: (looking around)? What broken car? There seems to be a lot of problems (A raises his head and Shen pushes his head down). This gearbox is running (heavy waist, heavy waist). Look at your steel plate (kick his ass). This tire is flat! Look, look, there's a hole!

C (take a closer look)? There really is a hole! ?

Shen:? All right! I'll fix it now. Can you get out of the way? (step aside, c)

Shen began to repair the car and ran around with a wrench!

Shen:? It's fixed! ?

c:？ Master! how much is it?

Shen: (stretching out a finger)

c:？ . Not expensive? (billing)

Shen: (continues to point) Shook his head.

C:

Shen:? Oh? .

c:？ What? Want 10 thousand?

Shen:? We want 10 thousand yuan here, and you don't have to look at our brand here. (China No.1 garage, the top international repairman is listed for business), so give me the money. Get the money quickly! ! Secretary 1 14 All rights reserved.

C: (Poor)? I don't have that much money.

Shen:? No? Don't drive without it. I'll take the car first and bring the money tomorrow, okay? (driving away)

c:？ This is obviously blackmail! But what can we do from other places?

Third field

Ding sang it (it's annoying recently)? I've been very annoyed recently, very annoyed, very annoyed. All the fruit trees on the mountain were cut down, so I found a chamber of commerce. There is no result yet. I don't know what to do in the future

C keep singing (it's annoying recently)? I've been very annoyed recently, very annoyed, very annoyed. Someone knocked ten thousand tires. The government said it would help me. I have to stay here and wait and see.

A and b went on stage to see the ice tripod.

A pair of Ding said. Grandma, Lao Zhou, I was looking for you! ?

Ding said to Qin Feng. President Yu from our Chamber of Commerce is here?

Ding Bing was greeted by a busy man.

President Ding Jianyu brought a stranger and asked? this is

A:? This is Director Liu of China Merchants. Let's tell you a good news today? B said to d:? Comrade Lao Zhou, the local government attached great importance to your affairs, dealt with the illegal villagers seriously, and made a decision to compensate you 1 10,000 yuan? .

A to c:? Lao Tai! We also found the garage that blackmailed you, and the public security department passed the appraisal. Your repair fee is only RMB. Is this the refund (money) you overcharged?

Bing Ding was very moved and said: Thanks to the government and the Chamber of Commerce. ?

C sang: (Northland Spring)? I sincerely thank the Chamber of Commerce.

Thank you for your concern. Without you, my life can't go on. Thank you for safeguarding our rights and interests! ?

Ding Sang: (Spring in the North)? Thanks to the government, thanks to the chamber of commerce, let us rely on it in the future. The Chamber of Commerce is a big family. It's very warm to come here. I will invite my mother here this year.

A:? Yes! Is to ask her to come and have a look?

Ding continued to sing:? I invested all her savings? (making a pious gesture)

b:？ Thank you. Welcome to invest?

A said:? Yes, the Chamber of Commerce is your home. If you have any difficulties, come to us. We will protect your legitimate rights and interests. Do you have time to go home often?

Background music: "Often Go Home"

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