The most embarrassing thing

Many years ago, I went to the city to do errands and got out of the car. I remember that there was a dry toilet nearby built in the street wall. There were two doors on the wall marked with "Male" and "Female" in paint. ". It was an open squatting pit with only a one-meter-high partition wall in front. Because I was anxious, I saw a man in front of me entering a door, so I followed him in directly. There were four or five squatting positions in a row inside, and I was stunned as soon as I entered. I saw the man who entered earlier was urinating in the first empty space. I turned around and was about to go in. I saw a thirty-year-old woman in the third squatting position holding up her pants with a smile. What's going on? Who made the wrong move? Turn around immediately and come out and take a closer look. Oh my god, we two grown men entered the women's restroom! Fortunately, the woman saw that we didn't mean it, otherwise a scolding would have been inevitable.

Thinking about it carefully, I think I have done the most embarrassing thing. When I was in college, I went to another school to hang out with my classmates one weekend. After taking the bus for an hour, I felt a little pain in my stomach as soon as I got off the bus. , you know that feeling. I looked around and couldn't find the toilet. At that time, I could only walk to their school quickly, taking big steps for fear of being squeezed out, and taking small steps for fear of not being able to hold on. As soon as I arrived at school, I ran to their dormitory building. Somehow that day, there was basically no one in the dormitory building, so I ran directly to the toilet on the second floor. At that time, the toilets were all with a long, low partition. Finally I can get comfortable inside! At this time, I vaguely heard girls talking outside. I didn't think much about it at that time, thinking that it was girls coming to play with boys. After I was done, I saw a girl going up the stairs as soon as I went out. She happened to see me coming out of the toilet. I felt like he was looking at me with a strange look. I was a little puzzled. I walked downstairs and looked up. Why was everything in the corridor dry? It's girls' clothes, I said how is that possible? It used to be a boys' dormitory. Later, I found the fellow villagers and after asking, I found out that they had changed dormitories to another building. That one was a girls dormitory. Oh my God, what would have happened if a girl had walked in and used the toilet? Do you think that woman will call the security office immediately? The stinky hooligans and hooligans all come out, how embarrassing that would be.

In fact, many embarrassing things happened without my mental preparation. I believe many people will laugh secretly when they think of the embarrassing things they have experienced. If embarrassing things become more embarrassing, you will want to find a hole in the ground and crawl into them.

The most embarrassing thing I encountered was an extremely huge embarrassment. Once, my friend was fishing in a reservoir and ordered two bighead fish, weighing more than ten or twenty pounds each. They were fish from rural creek reservoirs. It’s so popular that you can’t buy it without making a reservation.

I bought two big fish and prepared a big meal in the evening, so I said hello to my relatives in advance and had fish in the evening, including my grandparents’ house, which is only about ten kilometers away from my home. So as soon as it got dark, my wife and I drove to pick them up and have dinner at home.

My grandma’s house has three houses, arranged in a triangle. The house below is the old house where my grandpa lives, the house on the right is my younger uncle’s house (empty), and the house above belongs to my second uncle. My grandma lived there with my second uncle’s two children and my younger uncle. My second uncle and the others went out to work, so my grandma lived above.

My wife and I arrived at my grandpa’s house after dark. We went directly to the old house at the bottom, called my grandpa, and opened the door. For a moment, it was very embarrassing. He was sitting alone with the TV. Next to me, because the door was not locked, as soon as I opened the door, my wife and I saw an indecent DVD video playing on the TV at a glance. It was particularly embarrassing. My grandpa desperately pressed the DVD to turn it off. The video screen may have played for 20 seconds. After a few seconds, both parties suddenly fell into a particularly embarrassing situation.

However, my wife did not pay attention to see the picture clearly and did not know what was playing. A month later, my wife suddenly asked me, what did I see that night? What's wrong with my expression of embarrassment? Later, when I told her about the matter, my wife said that the image of my grandfather had been reduced by half. Shouldn't I tell my wife this embarrassing thing?

I will also tell you the most embarrassing thing. It was when I was twenty years old and worked in a small garment processing factory in Shijiazhuang. All the thirty or so workers in the factory were also 20 years old. Among the unmarried people, I was the only one from Yunnan, and the others, including the boss named Wang, were all from Hubei. At that time, except for me and the boss, all the women in the factory were women, and I was the cutter.

The conditions in the factory were very poor, and the houses rented were courtyard houses.

It was very hot in the summer, so I temporarily installed a small room for bathing. The door had a latch-type lock.

One night when I got off work, I went to take a shower. I opened the door and rushed in. It turned out that two female workers were taking a shower inside and forgot to insert the door latch. I won’t say their names. They originally had their backs to me. Feeling that someone had come in, they both turned around to take a look. They were all stunned by the scene. Dozens of people who were getting off work at the door were also stunned. The two female workers were clearly visible to everyone from top to bottom. The scene was so... You can figure out your figure. I came to my senses and stepped out and closed the door. It was so embarrassing that I didn't dare to look at them for several months, but the two female workers didn't say anything.

Later on, they both went home at the end of the year. Later, they lost contact because they changed their phone numbers. After many years, I could only say sorry to the two female workers. In addition, I also miss everyone in the factory at that time. However, more than ten years have passed and now they are all married. It is just a matter of pure friendship. I hope that the factory still remembers me and can contact me.

I have encountered quite a lot of embarrassing things, but the most embarrassing thing is the following.

Two years after graduating from college, my classmate in the college dormitory got married and invited several of us from the dormitory to his wedding banquet. That day we reunited with some classmates we hadn't seen in two years, which was a joy.

At the main banquet of the wedding, the groom’s classmate said he wanted us to accompany him for a toast. Two of the classmates went with him without saying a word. I didn’t go because I couldn’t bear to drink. But what surprised me was that these two classmates seemed to be completely different people. They drank one cup at a time at each table. Those cups were two or two cups. They drank no less than 15 cups in one round. After calculation, they actually weighed three kilograms. Baijiu, I was confused at that time. When they returned to our table, they were still chatting and laughing, saying that they were very happy today.

Half an hour later, something embarrassing happened. The two classmates suddenly vomited on the table while eating, and then fell to the ground, rolling on the ground while vomiting. I couldn't pull them up no matter what. They both vomited for more than ten minutes and then stopped moving. I wanted to take them to the toilet to clean them, but after I pulled them up, they fell down again, and I even used water on their vomit. I brushed my face a few times. I collapsed at that time, and I quickly called the groom over. He immediately called an ambulance when he noticed this situation.

You said it was a good wedding banquet, but then an ambulance came, wouldn’t it be embarrassing? After the paramedics arrived, it took half an hour to put the two classmates into the ambulance. I saw the helpless look on the groom's face, so I followed the ambulance to the hospital. I guess it would be difficult for the groom to clean up the mess later.

So here I think it’s okay to have a little drink when you’re happy, but you have to be careful not to turn a good thing into a bad thing. I still feel embarrassed when I think about this trial!

Tell the truth, for fear of being seen by the person involved.

Last year during the Chinese New Year, a friend won money playing cards and treated him to a foot-washing session. I washed my feet for the first time in my life.

Then, we had three places in the same room. Those two were my friends, and then the two of them talked nonsense with the technician. At first, I followed suit.

As they kept talking, they realized something was wrong, because they started talking about some local people. I inexplicably discovered that some of the people they were talking about were people I knew, including a technician...

Then the scene changed, and they seemed to go out to get something together.

I told my two friends, and finally came to the conclusion that one of the technicians was the mother of a friend of mine. Although we rarely met a few times a year, I was inevitably afraid of being recognized.

Finally, they came in again, and my two friends cooperated with each other in making excuses. The more I listened, the more uncomfortable I felt, because I was 100% sure that the person was the mother of a friend of mine, and she was still in the same room. of a place. The distance between the two families is less than 300 meters.

Exciting. At that time, I had just turned 18 and was still under family discipline. . .

There used to be a female teacher in my office. Because there was a computer room next to it, there was a big iron door in the corridor to prevent theft!

One morning I just arrived to raise the flag, and all the teachers and students in the school were standing. When I arrived, I saw the front door of the female colleague standing behind the team was wide open, and her red pants were very conspicuous. Fortunately, there was no one there. If you find out, hurry over and say quietly: Your door is not closed!

The guy said loudly: The door is not closed, look, I closed it well! Look, look.

As he spoke, he pointed to the door upstairs!

It’s a good thing she didn’t say anything. With this voice, everyone turned around and paid attention to the red patch!

Haha, several teachers nearby almost laughed to death!

Around 1993, I was working in Xiamen. There was a colleague (also a non-local) in the company who was about 18 years old. His sister also worked in the company. One day his father came to visit them. In the evening He took his father out for a walk, and then went to watch a video. The video hall had a night pass (three shows, two martial arts movies, plus a late-night show...). Late at night, the father and son were taken away by the police station, and they had to be guaranteed by their employer. They were fined, and the company issued a certificate guaranteeing their release, and arranged for me to go with the company driver to do it. The next day after returning to the company, the whole company said that xxx took his father to watch pornographic videos, which became a hot topic. In the 1990s, father and son watched pornographic videos together. It was very embarrassing to be arrested. I met his sister in the corridor at noon. Oh my god, that look in his eyes almost killed me. I took the blame. I really didn’t tell anyone. The driver brother knew that I was the most unjust...

A lot of embarrassing things have happened to me. For example, I was very embarrassed when I watched TV with my parents and saw the end of the kiss. I didn’t know where to look. Of course, this is not the most embarrassing thing for me. I will Share it with everyone.

When I was in high school, I secretly fell in love. During the holidays, I would sneak out every time to go on dates, eat snacks and go shopping. It's usually easy because my grandparents are not particularly strict at home. My dad happened to come back that day, and he asked me to accompany him to play at his uncle's house, but I had already made an appointment with my boyfriend, so I lied to my dad and said that I was going to a certain classmate's house to celebrate her birthday (I have never liked lying since I was a child, so dad Trust me a lot). So I successfully sneaked out and ate snacks hand in hand with my boyfriend and happily walked on the street. The moment I looked up, I saw my dear dad staring at me in front of me. I was instantly petrified and stood there stunned. There, I was thinking about why my dad would be here if he hadn't gone to his uncle's house. I even forgot to let go of the hand I was holding! Then I watched my dad light a cigarette and walk over to me with heavy steps and tell me to go home first... Do you understand how I felt at that time? I wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. I had nowhere to put my hands because of my embarrassment. Later, after returning home, My dad said a lot of things with great meaning. Looking back, this was the most embarrassing thing in my life! !

Let me share something embarrassing.

I remember that during the Spring Festival two years ago, one of my mother’s childhood playmates (who I haven’t seen for many years) had dinner with our family. She took her daughter with her at that time. I was shocked and felt that the world was too small (that girl was my good brother’s girlfriend. She didn’t know me, but I knew her). I didn’t think it was anything at that time. I just felt that the world was just too small. But if The plot continues like this, and there is nothing embarrassing about it. But while we were eating, we talked about family, saying that we were just about the same age and could get to know each other, and she didn’t have a boyfriend either (his parents didn’t know that the girl had a boyfriend at that time, and her boyfriend just happened to be It’s my buddy again). He said that we can keep in touch and develop, but of course I don't agree (you should not bully a friend's wife, let alone my brother's). They thought I disliked their daughter, and said how good her daughter was (actually, I heard my buddy also talk about her, so I knew what kind of person she was), and they kept going on and on, and the situation became awkward for a time. The plot would be a little embarrassing if it got to this point.

A few days later, my buddy brought his girlfriend (my aunt’s daughter mentioned earlier) to her birthday. When she saw me, she recognized me. I saw her face turn red all of a sudden, feeling very embarrassed. I felt a little ashamed and didn't say anything at the time, which made it very embarrassing. Say sorry to her here too.

Forgive me for my limited writing skills. Maybe I felt good reading the article, but the story actually happened and I was very embarrassed for a while.