Carburetor maintenance master Santa Claus can help me analyze what is wrong?

Hello, I'm an auto repair major. I heard you say that your car seems to have many problems. What about yellow phlegm? It is a mixture of oil and water! May be a little need to lift the cylinder head! Step by step! Replace the cylinder gasket! It's just a cylinder bed! Check that the cylinder head needs to be smoothed! Install! Clean it up What about your speed problem? First clean the carburetor! Finding a repair shop requires an old master to do that. Don't worry! Check the vacuum tube! Everything is fine! Then your second gear made a noise! Need to remove the gearbox! Check! Replace accessories! You said the red light flashed, the red light flashed? What kind of description is clear! Check the oil and water! All right, that's all. I have the ability to get a new car!