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The text of a work that has been promoted to the third level.

There is such a person who doesn't know a word and can't even write his own name. He went to Beijing to catch the exam. Hey, I won when I got there. Not only did I win, but I also went up and down and went to the pavilion to pay homage. Don't you think this is nonsense? There is no such thing. Of course not now. Now you can't work for the people, and the people won't choose you! When I say this thing, it is such a thing from the Ming Dynasty. Because in that society, whether you have talent or not, whether you have knowledge or not, do you have money? If you have money, you can be an official and donate an official. Even if you say you have power, you can be an official. I have no money or influence. If I encounter this kind of false power, I can be an official. What do you mean by "fake power"? It is because in that society, those who are officials are ghosts and suspicious. You are afraid of me, I am afraid of you, and I am afraid of each other. There is a contradiction here. Playing with this has caused many ridiculous things. That's what I said today.

At the dawn of the Ming Dynasty, a family in Linqing, Shandong Province claimed millions. He has a son in his thirties named ZhangHaoGu. This guy has been spoiled since childhood and never studies. I can't read or even write my own name. Every day is just friends, caged birds, teahouses, restaurants, that's all. Where's everybody? Everyone respects him when they see him. "Oh, sir!" He was called "sir" in front, and everyone called him "puppy" behind him.

One day, ZhangHaoGu was walking in the street. When he saw a circle of people and a group of people coming in, he looked familiar. This is the face here. I knew him at first sight. If it weren't for a million families, there would be fewer dogs and more money. If you want to kiss his ass, you must at least get a silver or two to kiss his ass. Pretend to look at the ZhangHaoGu, "oh! This man, with fine features, can be a pillar of the country. If you go to Beijing to take the exam, you will definitely win. " If you want to put others aside, I understand. Give him a mouth! I went to Beijing to catch the exam? I don't know a word. What can I take? But ZhangHaoGu, he doesn't think so. What's he thinking? We have a lot of money at home. Isn't it easy to be an official? He is very happy! "oh? If I want to go to Beijing to catch the exam now, will I win? " "I promise you the top three. When you win, I will drink your wedding banquet. " "Ok, here are two pieces of silver!" This will give people two pieces of silver.

When I got home, I packed my bags and went to Beijing to catch the exam. How can you go without me? Moreover, in order to catch the exam, you must first have a provincial exam and finish the provincial exam. You can only enter the capital after taking the exam in Jinan, Shandong Province, and you have to take the exam in Beijing. He has two hands in Beijing. There was a lot of money at home, so I took more gold and less silver and rode a big horse to Beijing.

But he left late that day and arrived in Beijing, the last day of the examination room. Let alone enter the examination room. When he gets to Beijing, he can't even get into the Beijing gate. It's midnight, the city is closed! What a coincidence! He bumped into Xizhimen at midnight. Hey, I'm catching up with Xizhimen, the waterwheel. Emperors in Ming and Qing dynasties all had this system. He is sitting in Beijing, and he has to drink the water from Yuquan Mountain in the west of Beijing. In the middle of the night, he asked the people to get water from the city, and they had to drink it that day. When ZhangHaoGu arrived here, he was driving the waterwheel. The city guard opened the gate far away and got on the waterwheel. I dare not put others aside, I understand. ZhangHaoGu he also don't understand, riding a horse behind the waterwheel.

Officials in the city did not dare to ask him what he wanted to do at the emperor's house and the waterwheel. That's it. He followed him in. But in the city, he can't do it either. He didn't know where the examination room was and ran into it. Missed chessboard street. At first glance, a group of people came across. There are two angry wind lanterns on their heads, one of which is a big horse. who is it? Nine-year-old Wei Zhongxian is from Chajie. ZhangHaoGu is riding this horse. When he sees so many people and the lights are still on, the horse will be surprised. He missed the reins. Come on! His horse is hitting Wei Zhongxian's horse! Wei Zhongxian? That's not bad? That was the eunuch favored by the emperor during the apocalypse of the Ming Dynasty, who was in charge of life and death. Don't ask him if he will beat his horse one day! Murder. Act before you act, and you have the right to kill. Not today, not today. How come? Why is it so good in Wei Zhongxian? He is happy today and wants to ask him why he is so busy. This question will do. "Alas, this boy, in the dead of night, why are you in mourning!" ZhangHaoGu didn't know that he was nine years old. He used to talk at home! "Ah, you tube? I'm in a hurry. " "Ah! Monkey, how horizontal! In the dead of night, what's your emergency? " "I'm from Shandong. I'm here for the exam. It's getting late. I can't get into the examination room. You said you couldn't get into the examination room, so it won't delay my top three! " "ah? You must know that you can get the top three? You have this knowledge? Are you sure? " "Of course! Who is not sure what to do here? " "That also not line. Now that the examination room is closed, you can't get in! " "Then I won't knock?" Haven't you heard of slamming the door in the examination room before?

What he said, Wei Zhongxian thought, so what? He must know that he can win the top three? Must have such a great knowledge? Don't! This is my horse. If you want to run, you can't let him go! "come on Let's go Send this person to the examination room and bring me a business card. " Wei Zhongxian means to see if you have such a university, but Wei Zhongxian is also an asshole. It depends on his knowledge, so let him go by himself. He won't win when he gets there. If he gives you a business card, will he dare to miss the examination room? I sent it.

Go in and pass the film like this. What did the two examiners do after seeing it? Nine-year-old Wei Zhongxian, it's time for the dead of night. Alas, the two examiners got up in the middle of the night and sat here studying: "Alas, Miss Brother! The nine-year-old person sent at midnight must be the closest relative of the nine-year-old family. We have to keep it. " I can't, Brother Nian. Our room is full! " "Ah, that also have to think of some way to! It doesn't matter if the room number is full. We can make do with it. I am in your room, let him be here. " All right! The examiner moved the house in the middle of the night and vacated it.

Then he came in and the two examiners studied it again. "Brother Nian, we have to ask him a question." This one says, "How can this be a problem? I don't know what book he is commenting on. If he can't write it later, he can't win. Doesn't that offend nine years? " "What shall we do?" "What should I do? Here is a roll of paper, just! I give a question, I say, you write! "

The two of them did it.

One said, the other wrote, it's over. After reading this, the two of them finished writing: "Good! Not bad! " Isn't this nonsense? I can't write my own questions well. After that, the two discussed it again; "This thing to really give a header? This can't go on! " "Do you say or not? Afraid of offending nine-year-olds again, come on! Give me the second place. " Won the second place and didn't write a word. Here comes the second one.

After winning, you should take the exam three days later. Go to the teacher, worship the examiner and hand in the student post. Count him as a student. ZhangHaoGu didn't go, he didn't have any big airs, he didn't understand! Didn't go. I didn't go, but these two examiners are studying again! "Elder brother, this ZhangHaoGu is too unkind. Although you come from a place where you are nine years old, ah, we took care of you like this, didn't give you a question, didn't let you write a composition, and won the second place for you. How can such a small face not understand? Why not come to pay homage to the teacher! Not coming to see us? This shelf is too big! " That is to say; "Oh, don't worry, you think about it, we are not nine years old? Besides, this is a 9000-year-old approachable person. He will be a big official in the future, and we have to let him take care of us! Didn't he come to see us? Let's go and see him. "

All right! Teachers worship students!

At this point, I sat down and said, "oh, what about that day?" If I hadn't sent you a film at the age of nine, you wouldn't have entered this examination room! " "He doesn't know where it is. What is nine thousand years? Just a vague promise. After the two examiners left, he asked around and asked others before he knew: Oh, Wei Zhongxian, nine years old? Boy! Oh, I hit his horse. Where is Wei Zhongxian? Wow! Hey, it's good to hit him! Otherwise, without this film, I can't enter the examination room! You will know how confused he is! He still doesn't know: how did you get into the examination room? He didn't think of going there. I can't win without this movie. I had to watch this when I was nine.

Have a plenty of money, bought a lot of expensive gifts, went to the nine-year-old Wei Zhongxian's house and handed it here: the servant took it inside, and Wei Zhongxian looked at it: ZhangHaoGu? You don't know, you are going to disappear, but when you look at this gift list again, you will call it in. Came in and said, "Hey, Chitose! I couldn't have entered the examination room without your film that day! " Wei Zhongxian knew this: "Oh! Did you hit my horse? Hey, how are you? " "Thanks to Hongfu, I won the second place." "ah! Oh, dear! I can't blame you for talking so loudly that day. What kind of knowledge do you have? Wow! " Wei Zhongxian thought: I want to face the south and the north in the future. After I became king ... he tried to usurp the throne. After I ascended the throne, this passer-by was useful to me. Hospitality! Hold a banquet. Such hospitality, ZhangHaoGu a word-eat!

After eating and drinking enough, I will take tea to see the guests off and personally deliver it to Weicheng. It doesn't matter at once, Beijing shouted. Hundreds of civil and military officials, big and small officials are whispering: "Why did the new champion ZhangHaoGu go to his place and how did he send him out?" "Oh, don't you know? I heard that on the day he entered the examination room, he was sent in at the age of nine with a business card in the middle of the night. Stop asking! This must be a nine-year-old close relative, and this may be a nine-year-old elder. " "Yes, yes!" Everyone discussed it like this: "Since he is a nine-year-old elder, we should jointly sponsor him. He will be a big official in the future. Don't we still have a concern? " "Yes!" Guys, this official signed a memorial to sponsor ZhangHaoGu, a new scholar. They ascended the throne.

The emperor looked at it this way: "Oh dear! Since this man has such a great talent, why did he win the second place? Qu Cai! This person should be from imperial academy! " All right! He went into imperial academy!

Well, when we arrived at the Hanlin Academy, these academicians had a discussion with you. Everyone knows that he is a nine-year-old man, which was initiated by everyone. Who doesn't respect him? Everyone is afraid of him. Don't let him do anything and don't let him write anything. Not only is he not allowed to write, but others give it back to him after writing, so that he can read it. "Oh, brother Zhang Nian, what do you think of this?" He didn't understand either, so he pretended to look: "Oh, ok! Very good, very good! " This sentence, he stayed in the academician courtyard for more than a year. it doesn't matter

Next year, it's Wei Zhongxian's birthday. In imperial academy, that is to say, this kind of thing. Ah, I'm nine years old, and my birthday is coming. What does this say about your talent? My gift list is nothing, my gift list is nothing. Hey, we have to write. That day, ZhangHaoGu saw him passing by Four Treasures of the Study Zhai and bought a fan and a fan. Didn't write it Here it is. It's in the Imperial Academy. Guys, Hanlin looked at it this way, "Oh, wow! Brother Zhang Nian, is this for nine years? " "yes." "Let's see, yo? How are you? Haven't you written yet? " "Ah, yes." "That's great! You have been here for over a year. When you went to the academician courtyard, we didn't see you write! Today, I take this opportunity to pay tribute to your Mo Bao! " "no! Don't! Your writing style is quite good! Come back for you! " What's wrong with everyone? Give it back to us.

In the evening, after work, ZhangHaoGu left first as usual. He left, and the academicians stayed here. Everyone studies this: what's going on? One of them is very clever. "This guy is not just against the door of nine-year-old Wei Zhongxian. Maybe he has no knowledge and can't read! " ! He didn't read a word he wrote? What we write is sometimes wrong. Show him. He didn't see it. Later, we found out ... what does this mean? Maybe Xu Qi can't read! "It said," yes! If this is easy to handle, what should we do? I have an idea: we can do it alone. "It's agreed.

On the second day of arrival, ZhangHaoGu came. "What? Brother Zhang Nian, pay tribute to your Mo Bao? " "no! No, no. You write very well, come! " "Well, in that case, I'll write this fan." This man wrote, wrote eight sentences. What words? "The world of mortals is full of turbid waves, and the soft belt is just a magic prescription. Never hard crossbow string broken first, steel knife has been hurt since ancient times. People are greedy for money before they die, and birds eat early when they die. It is inevitable that you hide in the wilderness. " There are eight sentences, one is "death" and the other is "death". "Brother Zhang Nian, what do you think of this?" ZhangHaoGu, what is he looking at? Oh, yes! Very good! Very good! That's it. " That's it?

The one who writes correctly knows it! Oh, come on! A brain, made up a word, cursed Wei Zhongxian, said Wei Zhongxian seeks the throne, plot, finished. "Brother Zhang Nian, do you think this is ok?" He also said, "Very good, very good!" This is also good, isn't it? "Good, good." On this day, he really made a fortune!

Yes, he has many gifts, and the gift list is very expensive. Welcome him in.

The fans are about to nail a nail and hang it. At this time, Wei Zhongxian didn't look. The imperial edict came, and he personally gave the words "blessing" and "longevity". He, Wei Zhongxian, have to pick up the words "blessing" and "longevity". It's very troublesome to put up an incense table. Let's get rid of these stubble! Then this thing can be hung here and said to be dead. Nobody saw it? Someone saw the big officer like this: "Ah! Isn't this nine years old? " I can see that civil and military officials are afraid to say it. How dare they say that? He knows Wei Zhongxian's temper. Someone told me, "Chitose, someone can scold you." Wei Zhongxian a listen to, what? Dare to scold me? Kill, act first, kill. After killing him, he thought: no, he scolded me, he knew it alone, he told me, and he knew it, which made me poorer and killed me! It's over! Who dares to tell him?

That's it. I played here all day. It's okay. A few years later, Emperor Apocalypse died and Chongzhen acceded to the throne. Chongzhen so enthroned, well, it must be to hit the Wei Zhongxian family on the head and copy out the dragon's clothing and crown to usurp the throne. Kill! Wei Zhongxian, the whole family will be beheaded and killed.

Then someone knelt down in the lobby and said, "Long live your Excellency! Academician ZhangHaoGu of the Hanlin Academy is also from Wei Zhongxian! " The emperor said, "Kill!" He said kill, while kneeling beside an immortal, immortal, "alas! Long live my Lord. Anyone who says that others are from Wei Zhongxian, I believe that ZhangHaoGu is definitely not from Wei Zhongxian. " The emperor said, "How do you know?" "How should I know? Because, a few years ago, Wei Zhongxian's birthday, ZhangHaoGu gave him a fan and a pair. I remember cursing the Wei Zhongxian couple, and I remember the couplets. It is this kind of' Zuo Gong entered the old Xi, and now Wang Wei wants to meditate'. Compare him to Cao Cao and say that he wants to usurp the throne. What do you think? Is he one of his people? "

The emperor thought, "Oh, no! Not only not, but also a loyal minister! That's good, even after three levels! "

All right! Bunch of assholes.