Funny children's brain teasers?

"Brainstorming" is a common intellectual game, which has attracted the attention of many scholars. Now I want to share with you some funny children's brain teasers. Come and enjoy with me.

Funny children's brain teasers hot articles

1. What's the last thing you can see in broad daylight? Answer: movies.

2. What is unstable? Three to five years? Five answers: Fan

When a fierce cat sees a mouse. Run away? Why answer: chase

Jing Wong and his wife have been married for more than ten years? No children? But there are children. Why answer: Multiple births.

5. Three people hold an umbrella? And the umbrella is only for one person? But none of them got wet. Why answer: It didn't rain.

6. Jing Wong was twelve when he was in the first grade? Why are you still twelve years old in grade three? A: Only every other day.

7. Dogs and frogs compete? Why do dogs win? Answer: No breaststroke.

8. Does Jing Wong participate in the hula hoop competition for 100 people? Until the last minute? But he was disqualified from the championship. Why answer: too fat, stuck.

9. What parts does a pen consist of? Answer: bamboo hair.

10. Why do modern people break their promises more and more? A: The appearance of telephone.

1 1. All my working friends around Jing Wong have gone to sea? Why didn't he answer: afraid of drowning?

12. The cruel king told honest Jing Wong to buy a hundred pigs? And Jing Wong only brought back ninety-nine pigs? Why answer: You don't have to answer this question because you strongly demand to know? Please leave a message.

13. Are there any horror movies in the cinema? Screaming in the room? Xiaoying in the cinema smiled? Why answer: She is watching a comedy in another cinema.

14. Is an eagle flying in the air? Suddenly it rained? The eagle fell? Why answer: It uses its wings to shelter from the rain? So I dropped it.

15. What method can make people blink for the longest time? Answer: Let that person die unsatisfied.

16. Besides saving more time and effort than stairs and elevators? What is the biggest advantage? Answer: If you wrestle, you won't keep rolling.

17. Why does the sugar jar crawl? Answer: Because the lid is not covered properly.

Funny children's brain teasers classic

1. A Qiang and Ayan died naked in a secret room, leaving only a pool of water and some broken glass at the scene. Please guess their cause of death? Answer: A Qiang and A Yan are goldfish.

There is a woman in a swimsuit. She walked on the soft sand. Although all this is normal, you will find that there are no footprints behind her! Why is this? Answer: She walks backwards.

3. If the little match girl is reincarnated into modern times, what is she most likely to become? Answer: Who still sells lighters for betel nut beauty?

4. It's hard to lick, and it's hard not to lick. If you want to sleep comfortably, rub it first-answer: teeth.

On a gloomy night, a white girl with long hair and pale face stood in front of her eyes. She touched her with her hand, but she couldn't touch it. Why? Answer: There is a transparent glass window in the middle.

6. Fat boy looks like his family, but everyone says that Fat boy is not their child. Why? Answer: Because he is the father.

7. Why did Ah Fu and Amin, who were on vacation in the camp, hide in the dormitory but get bloody? Answer: squeeze each other's acne

8. Why do some people say that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"? Answer: Because love makes people blind.

9. After Zhu got married, why would he rather sleep on the floor than sleep in a waterbed with his husband? Answer: She is seasick.

10. A woman is a book, so which page does a man want to turn to first? -Answer: Copyright page

1 1. Since ancient times, men have claimed that women are disasters, but why do men still want to marry women? Answer: A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise.

12. Dad lost something. Why is Mom so happy? Answer: He got rid of his bad habits.

13. Annie's doctor boyfriend is away on business for a year, and writes a love letter to Annie every two days. How many love letters will Anne receive in two months? Answer: No. He is too lazy to send anything.

14. foxes are best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? Answer: Alcohol.

15. "Don't cry until you see the coffin" can be used to describe a stubborn person. Do you know who is a diehard "Don't cry when you see a coffin"? Answer: of course it is dead.

16. How can a man fall in love at first sight? Answer: Don't let him look at you.

17. The fat lady has an amazing weight. Husband told her to lose weight, but one day, she went to weigh herself, and the indicator pointed to zero. Husband still told her to lose weight. Why? Answer: The indicators are all turned around and then point to zero. Of course, they must be reduced.

Funny children's brain teasers selected articles

1. Is there a train? At a speed of kilometers per hour? A passenger suddenly opened the door and ran out while driving? And you were not hurt at all. Why did you answer: Because the passengers opened the doors of two carriages and ran out? Go to another car?

2. What's the difference between tragedy and comedy? Answer: comedy becomes a tragedy when no one watches it.

How can a person be killed by lightning after doing good deeds all his life? Answer: accident.

4. Does the cat have fleas? Answer: Cats only have kittens.

Some people say that penguins are hard to see in the Arctic. Why? Answer: There are no penguins in the Arctic.

6. What's wrong with sitting in the lobby with a toilet? Answer: corrupt officials.

7. Who is keen to spend the money saved by the living on the dead? A: The dutiful son and grandson.

8. When can people feel that the earth is spinning? A: When drunk.

9. Do you know where you can only go and never come back? Answer: underworld.

10. What valuables will not be lost when the warehouse where they are stored catches fire? Answer: the vault.

1 1. What is a lifelong event? Go to hell.

12. Why does Xiao Cong like reading in a room without lights? Answer: During the day.

13. Do you know any store that can't recruit "salesmen"? Answer: shroud store.

14. Why doesn't Xinhua Bookstore sell books? Answer: It's closed.

15. What can I borrow without returning it? Answer: light.

16. Dan was told that her clothes were not buttoned, but she didn't care at all. Why? Answer: No.

17. Three people walked down the street with umbrellas but didn't get wet? Why is this? Answer: It didn't rain.

18. Why can Lao Zhang hum while brushing his teeth? Answer: Brush false teeth.

19. How many bugs are the most terrible when eating apples? Answer: half.

20. What belongs to you? But others often use it? Answer: Name.

2 1. Where can I always find happiness? Answer: dictionary.

22. "iron pestle? What is the biggest difficulty in grinding a rod into a needle? Answer: eye of a needle.