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Provide some humorous personality signatures! ! ! Need is very special, not romantic, many people don't want it, thank you! !
2. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!
3. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.
4. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.
! 5: others are equipped with experience, and I also want to install experience.
6: I am a fat man, not a clown.
7: If Taiwan Province Province doesn't recover, I won't pass Grade 4!
8: I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!
9: Snails run wildly.
10: I have to watch the Forbes rich list every morning when I get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.
1 1: Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.
12: I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.
13: The accountant said, "Come and get paid later. I have no change here. "
14: Can you see my powder?
15: Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.
My name is Yu, and my nickname is Runtu.
17: Please serve Yangzhou fried rice, with more chopped green onion, less salt and more eggs. Pack it and take it away.
18: once I was on the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.
19: it is both house and rotten, and its future is uncertain. 20: How did you escape from the trash can after the abortion?
2 1: The most mysterious department in history: related departments.
There is no denying that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human art in this century!
There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.
24: People have backgrounds, and I have backgrounds.
25: The ideal of meat, the life of cabbage.
26: White Horse … Where did you die! Did you lose your prince and dare not come to see me?
27: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?
28: Don't treat shrimp as seafood.
I am an angel, because of my weight, I can't go back to heaven.
30: Your mother is your father's cousin?
3 1: Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Coax her for 2 hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.
32: There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.
I just killed the dragon on the road, swam across the river, climbed to the top of the tower and kissed your princess.
I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.
35: Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.
It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.
My life has two sides: A and B, and yours has two sides: S and B. ..
38: I am not afraid of stealing tools, but I am afraid of stealing children to understand technology!
Failure is not terrible, the key is success or not.
40: Today's college students are so incompetent! Come and copy * *, cut!
4 1: Learn Feng Shui when you have time, and occupy a good tomb after your death, which can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before your death.
42: Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.
43: Buddha said: You two are great!
44: When the day turns into night in bed again, the sun is born …
You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human.
46: A successful person has an erection all the way to Bull B.
47: Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes
48: I have fallen. I can't swim until now. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer.
49: Women remember: Be sure to eat well, play well, sleep well and drink well. Once exhausted, other women will spend our money, live in our room, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our babies.
. 50: I remember one day shortly after graduation, my girlfriend sent me a short message: "Let's break up!" Before I could feel sad, my girlfriend sent another message: "Sorry, I sent it wrong." You can be completely sad now.
5 1: Being single is very painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a sow the other day, and I thought it was beautiful. ...
52: What is cruelty? If it's a man, I'll break his three legs; If it is a male dog, I will break his five legs!
I am in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say. Including this sentence and the first two sentences. I finished ...
54: To deal with a vicious person, you must be more vicious than him; Dealing with a despicable person is more despicable than him; When dealing with a handsome person, you must be more handsome than him; To deal with a handsome man, you must ... ruin his face!
55: Menstrual blood is crying loneliness, while wet dream is crying depression. Menstruation once a month, but wet dream is uncertain, which just shows that men don't flick when they have tears. ...
56: What? Navy SEALs? ... is it ... as good as our urban management?
57: Without lover's flavor, how can there be human touch?
58: Anonymous's blog diary: One day, I was drunk, reached out and touched it-my mobile phone and chastity were there, and I fell asleep!
59: The kid next door finally vowed to lose weight-at the graduation job fair, someone said to him, "Sorry, buddy, you blocked my cell phone signal."
60. The names of Jin Yong 14 novels can form beautiful poems. I can only use JK in my mood now. The opening words of Rowling's seven serial novels are all described.
6 1: Data show that in 2008, men accounted for 52% of the total population and women accounted for 43%. (too strong)
62. I am dead and have something to burn-if you are under 18, please chat with me accompanied by your parents.
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