Funny jokes when recruiting for the new moon

at the beginning of the school roll call, a head teacher was ingenious and said to the students, "I'll read the student number, so you can report your names yourself, so that everyone can get to know each other, okay?"

"No.1"

"Report teacher, my name is Jiao and my name is Jiao Pei." The teacher was a little dizzy and asked, "Who gave you this?"

"My dad."

"What does your father do?"

"Open a pig factory!"

"No.2"

A girl stood up and said, "Report, my name is Zhang, and my name is Zhang Dekai."

"No.3"

"Report teacher, I am Zhang Dekai's twin brother, and my name is Zhang Kaikai." "Who gave you this name?"

"It's my dad. He sells pliers." The teacher quickly took a sip of water.

"No.4"

"Report teacher, my last name is Qu (pronounced" ou ") and my name is Qu Ye (oh yeah). This is the name my mother gave me. She said that a computer game just exploded when she gave birth to me." The teacher's heart is a little uncomfortable.

"No.5"

"Report to the teacher, Ganniniang!" "How do you call names? ！”

"no! Teacher, I mean my last name is Gan, and my name is Gannieniang. My father makes wine. " The teacher took a pill.

"No.6"

"Teacher, my last name is Gou, and my name is Gou Buli."

"Your dad runs a steamed bun shop, right? ！”

"Teacher, you are so smart!" The teacher is already a little shaky.

"No.7"

"My last name is Kuai (read quickly and pronounce the third time. ) it's called goods. "

"Don't tell me your father runs a warehouse."

"Teacher, you are so old-fashioned. My father is a pimp." The teacher's mouth has oozed blood.

"No.8"

"Go to hell, teacher!" "What? What did you say?/Sorry? ！”

"I mean, my name is Ni, and my name is Ni to go to the temple. My mother is a Buddhist. Is my name interesting? "

"interesting, interesting." The teacher is about to cry.

"No.9"

"Teacher, say it next time." "Why do you want to say it next time, you say it now!"

"no! Teacher, my surname is Xia, and my name is Xia Huishuo. My father is a storyteller. " The teacher has felt dizzy.

"No.1"

"Teacher, my surname is Gao, and my name is Gao Wan."

"My name is Mei, and my name is Mei Conscience."

"My last name is Wu and my name is Kate."

"My surname is Mao, and my name is Mao Rongrong."

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