Self-deprecating classic creative copy (60 articles)

Classic creative writing on self-mockery 1. Clothes, incense, temples and movies are all endless luxuries of the upper class, and it is hard to tell the warmth and sharpness of this world.

2. If a person can keep a distance from all the opposite sex for you, that's enough.

Don't love the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, just spend the rest of your life with me.

Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

If love is a gift, nothing can separate us. No matter how rough it is, as long as we are happy, I want to wait for you in the afterlife. Happy birthday, dear!

6. Nothing is easy nowadays. I try to be the best dancer among the hosts and the best host among the dancers.

7. Working hard every day is different from others, and the result is the same every day.

8. More important than the three views is the five senses.

9. We are always travel-stained, hoping to complete all the roads in the shortest time, but this secular life is the longest journey in life.

10. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

1 1. In my opinion, those exaggerated plots are not for people to believe, and the only meaning of their existence is to add some illusions to the bleak reality.

12. Now I'm the only one of the two. If memory is an expression, I will treat you as a secret.

13. It's not that I can't live without you, but that I will be swallowed up by my thoughts.

14. People can't hang themselves from a tree, but try to die several times in several nearby trees.

15. I love love, and my embarrassment is in my heart. I am so corrupt.

16. It takes ten years for a gentleman to get revenge-Fan Ju in the Warring States Period was the first person to suffer from procrastination on record.

17. Reasons for being single: liking someone; I like being alone now.

18. Flowers are like clouds, and feasting is a fleeting time; Old feelings have faded; Very famous people are talking and laughing.

19. See how ridiculous feelings are. At first I thought I was just a passer-by, but I didn't expect to become a dear. I used to think I was the closest, and in the end I was just a passer-by.

20. If you are unlucky, what can you expect? Lying in bed, I dare not turn over, but I still touched my head.

Self-mockery on classic creative copywriting 2 1. Thanks to my eyes, no matter how small or narrow, I can see, sunrise and sunset, flowers bloom and fall.

22. Don't blame yourself for being too emotional. You are so worthless that you can't let go of someone who doesn't love you.

23. In the past, everyone always called me poor diaosi, short and poor, short, fat and ugly. Today, I know that I can have a more appropriate name-dohihara!

24. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

25. Sometimes I really want to get drunk, wake up, go to a distant place where no one knows me, and then start all over again.

Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

27. You give your personality to the constellation, your efforts to the chicken soup, your luck to koi fish, and then say to yourself: I've heard a lot of truth, but it's still not good. That's true. Only ghosts can live well.

28. What's your reaction when you meet your brother who loves you? Anyway, I was just wondering if I should hit them-

I don't know how I broke your heart so deeply and made you so cruel. Maybe I'm sentimental, and I really don't know how to make it up.

30. I made a mistake ... this remorse in my heart! I completely forgot the most important point.

3 1. Never threaten others by leaving, because you will find that you are really not that important.

There are too many unreasonable things in this world. The bathtub is finished, and I have to take a bath. —— Zhou Yunzhe

33. Put down your attitude, I am the master of my road.

34. There are islands in the north and whales in the south.

35. To love someone who doesn't love himself, even if he has given everything, including his life, he will be moved, grateful and guilty at most.

36. Like is the last unwillingness, and deep love is the last sadness.

37. Invisible scars hurt the most, and tears that can't flow out are the most sour.

38. If the person I like also likes me, then! Please pour a pot of cold water on me, because I must be thinking too much!

There are many excellent men and beautiful women in the world, but there is only one feeling that belongs to you. Never change your love because of other people's eyes, never lose yourself because of living in other people's eyes, and never be too greedy, otherwise you will lose something that you will regret for a lifetime.

40. My Excellence will not make me conceited, let alone arrogant because of my greatness. I thought it was the only way to make a girl have a crush on me, but I haven't had any signs or clues so far.

Classical creative writing about self-mockery Part III 4 1. Today, the expressway missed the exit, and it took more gasoline time and high-speed fees. If it was the same thing a few years ago, I would feel sad, feel sorry for myself and want to slap myself. Why? If the superego is too strong, making mistakes is equivalent to damaging the value of the ego. Today, I calmly accepted the fact that I missed the exit, detoured back to the right road and reached the end.

42. Pedestrian: Look, he is bald himself and sells "hair restorer"! Bald head: Hey! Why do you talk like that? According to you, can't men sell "tattooed breasts"?

43. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

44. We are often deceived by what we cling to; We are often hurt by whom we attach ourselves. So we should learn to let go, look down on everything, don't care, don't care, right or wrong doesn't matter. Whatever you lose, don't lose a good mood. Grasp your heart and make it clean, white and quiet. Letting go is not equal to giving up, and persistence is not equal to persistence.

45. Learn to think in impetuousness, so that you can know where to go in the hustle and bustle; Learn to blame yourself in the summary, so as to know how to surpass in success; Learn to be silent in eloquence, no one wants to listen to your noise; Learn to turn around in the face of despair. Huashan is not the road under your feet. Learn to let go, as long as you can go further; Learn to persist, as long as there is an idea in your heart. Learn to listen to your soul when running.

46. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.

47. Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin.

48. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and insisted on separating us.

49. What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

50. My family's remark that I study hard is the most depressing self-reproach.

5 1. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

52. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape if you change the channel.

53. I turned my head 100%. When I see a handsome guy, I turn my head.

54. Young man, get up early. Don't let time take away your ambition. Old, watching others' wealth blossom, alone.

56. The needle of ice pierced my soul, making me suffer from numbness forever. There are many ways to live. I haven't forgotten the flapping of my wings, I think. -I suddenly thought of her death, but immediately blamed myself and repented.

57. Humble vows always get me into trouble, even if I say them over and over again.

58. Because I am not an ordinary person, I have never spoken Mandarin.

59. I wish I were an iron man, without sadness, emotion and tears.

60. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

Low-key creative copywriting for postgraduate entrance examination

1. It was strange for four years, and finally it was successfully upgraded.

2. At this moment, I think everything is worth it!

This kind of life is lovely and gentle, and nothing is lacking.

4. From midsummer to severe winter, from collapse and despair to calmness, thank you for this indomitable day and this dark time.

I didn't find a suitable job, so I took the exam directly.

6. Autumn's unwillingness to summer should be put down.

7. Our soldiers met at the top of two roads.

8. Even if it is futile, let it happen in vain.

9. Yes, I was admitted.

10. If I had to start over, would I still take the postgraduate entrance examination? Postgraduate entrance examination will make people happy and bring torture, but I think I will.

1 1. Life is like this. Others only look at the results and support the process themselves.

12. So I swam, swam and swam to the shore.

13. After four years in college, I finally accomplished one thing seriously!

14. success means persistence, persistence, as the name implies, that is, not giving up when encountering difficulties. It's easier said than done.

15. No way, no way. /kloc-I started studying math/politics/English in February, but I was accepted.

16. You have worked hard! Grateful!

17. Everything was saved, including money, kindness and disappointment.

See you in August.

19. After all, those days of laughing and crying are gone forever, and right and wrong have been calmed down. In the future, I may still be isolated, but I will move forward optimistically. ...

20. Forget it! I went here.

Creative Copywriting of Shaiwa Crazy Friends Circle (generally 60 sentences)

Creative copywriting in the circle of friends who bask in baby madness (I) 1. Teletubbies come out to bask in the sun.

2. May you, like a seed, bravely break through the sand, stick the green shoots out of the ground and point to the sky.

When you try to finish the last two grains of rice in a bowl, I will miss your seriousness and growth! Please slow down, slow down.

4. In children's world, adults look awkward!

Dear child, we are all glad to have you here. Please continue to grow.

6. Thank you for inspiring me every day.

7. Life will always be a little bitter, but it's good to see that the baby's smile is much sweeter.

8. At the moment you landed, you looked like a gorgeous incarnation. My smile keeps rippling. Your crying and your laughing are the best feedback to me. I'm not afraid of being tired.

9. There is only you in the world. You abuse me thousands of times every day, and I still regard you as my first love.

10. When you babble, I know you need more than just mom and dad.

1 1. I have the honor to protect you with the rest of my life.

12. Since you came to this world, it has been a candy in my plain life.

13. Bear belongs to bear, but is my baby smart?

14. Strong body, fast growth, the longer the cuter.

15. I am grateful that my little baby came to my mother's side, and her mother will try her best to accompany me with the love of her life.

16. Dear baby: Everything is more perfect because of you. Dear baby, welcome to this beautiful world. I wish you healthy growth and happiness on this long road of life!

17. Lovely full moon. I want to show off every time you grow up.

18. May you enjoy all the happiness you expect, and every little thing can bring you sweet feelings and endless joy!

19. Little pudding, what a sweet little cotton-padded jacket!

Whether you are successful or not, your parents and all those who love you will stand behind you with a smile.

Creative copy of drying dolls in the circle of friends (2)1. I have heard thousands of beautiful sentences that are not as lovely as you.

22. From now on, your time seems to run counter to your mother's. My mother is getting older and you are growing up.

23. The road ahead is still long, but you let hope grow on my wings. Willing to take you to fly.

24. I am one year older. Thank you for bringing me happiness!

25. Smart people will do tomorrow's work today; Lazy people do what they did yesterday. Stupid people, put off what happened yesterday until tomorrow. May you be a clever boy! May you be the master of time!

26. Mom wants you to grow up healthily and happily!

27. chubby face, half-meter eyes, sometimes smirking, sometimes sucking your little finger.

28. Abuse me thousands of times every day and treat you as your first love.

29. Children, parents are grateful. Thank god for giving us this healthy, smart and lovely little guy, which makes us know how to cherish it more.

30. Baby, at this moment, you are the beginning of a beautiful fairy tale. The following story may be inclusive, but it must be beautiful; This is a gorgeous morning light, there may be wind and rain, but there will be bright sunshine to meet it.

3 1. Maybe I'm not the best mommy in your mind, but I'll try my best to give you the best.

32. Look into your eyes, bright and pure. May your future be pure as always.

33. Colorful and charming words. May your tomorrow be infinitely beautiful.

Baby, the sweetness you gave me has overshadowed the bitterness. Growing up with you is a university question. I will study hard and grow up with you!

35. You are cute and my heart is sweet.

36. You will always be the reason why I love life.

Son, mom didn't leave you, so she hid in your black eyes.

When I first met you, your face was red and you cried. I was pale and moved by joy. I love you, there is no time limit and I don't have much property. I live a quiet and happy life.

I don't want you to be the best person. I just want you to live the life you want in the future.

40. I am grateful to have you. Because of you, my mother has a goal to work hard for.

Creative copywriting in the circle of sunbathing crazy friends (Chapter III) 4 1. As long as you lie in your parents' arms, you can always laugh happily.

42. I haven't dried my baby for a long time! It's time to brush the presence.

43. I hold you, you hold me, and walk slowly on a long road.

44. The first time I swam, I thought you would cry, but the result was completely out of my mother's expectation. I'm not afraid at all, and I'm super excited Maybe I will be an excellent swimmer when I grow up.

45. My child, I wish you to take off your innocence and delicacy quickly, raise the sail of creation, sail for maturity and sail for the Gold Coast. The thought of your little hand stroking mom's worried face makes my heart full of flowers.

46. Take some photos of the baby and take a bubble.

47. Thank you, my dear child! I hope we will continue to walk the world with your childlike innocence, and I hope you will have a heart that can hold the world when you grow up.

48. Little pudding is really a mother's intimate little cotton-padded jacket!

49. When you are soft, you put on the hardest armor.

50. Women are weak, but they are as strong as their mothers. Being short and fat like me can protect you.

5 1. Your cuteness is the best medicine to cure life.

52. The flashing silver light in the air surrounds colorful dreams. I wish you all your wishes with your hands folded.

The old mother was very excited when the baby called her mother for the first time.

54. Bathing in the early morning sunshine will make you stretch, washing with fresh air will give you comfort, walking with clear rain and dew will give you comfort and cheer for a perfect day. Good morning.

55. The weather is fine today. I'm going to take my baby for a walk in the Great Wall. It's our father and son's exclusive time, so I should cherish it.

56. Life is a profound book, and other people's notes can't replace their own understanding. May you find something and create something.

57. Message to the baby: I wish the baby a healthy growth! Happy, happy! You must have a successful career in the future!

58. I can't get tired of watching it day and night.

59. You are endless expectation, and you are a shining treasure.

60. You are the unexpected warmth in this life and the clear sky that will never fade.

Creative copywriting for sales recruitment.

Recruitment creative copy sales (I) 1. Be prepared to enter the door and be far-sighted.

2. There are a lot of talents, and Great Qingdao will build a talent employment platform for you.

3. Talent Center, don't worry about Ma Benteng.

4. Take your first step!

5. Gather Kyushu's contacts and gather talents in the world.

6. Give you unknown opportunities.

7. A good bird chooses a wood to live in, and a good minister chooses a gentleman to walk.

8. The world is so big. Come and have a look with me.

9. There is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork, I admit it! There is no wife in the old woman's cake, so I forget it! There is no Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower, which is understandable!

10. Who is free ~ Sister-in-law, aunt, eldest cousin, second cousin, close sister-in-law, younger sister, relatives, elders, younger generation, primary school classmates, junior high school classmates, high school classmates, college classmates, comrades-in-arms, card friends, eldest cousin, younger cousin, female girlfriends ..............................................

1 1. changan automobile: a hundred years of changan, "about the car" makes you proud!

12. We are serious. You pay the salary. As long as you are good enough, the boss is at your disposal.

13. You chose Bo Wen, but Bo Wen gave you a better choice.

14. Let's find ourselves hand in hand, enrich ourselves and achieve better ourselves!

15. I am serious about recruitment. I have never been so serious about falling in love. Please treat my interview invitation gently.

16. Give full play to your strengths and seize employment opportunities.

17. Some people buy a BMW at the age of 27, while others play games at the age of 27. Some people save 800 thousand at the age of 30, and some people can't find a job at the age of 30. Too many people are picky, work too hard, work too embarrassed, sell goods too shamefully, and you have no money, ability, career or anything. This is the most shameful thing. You want to refuel, you want to be better, and no one will stop you. In fact, the biggest obstacle to success is your ignorance and laziness. .....

18. Please come here if you want to buy a house in Guangzhou.

19. God-like software is an extraordinary test!

20. Finding a job is not a one-day job, but a lifetime job.

Recruitment and creative copy sales (2) 2 1. The world is so hot, you can enjoy it if you earn enough in XX Company!

22. From now on, praise your life and start with this job!

23. Ordinary steps can achieve great projects.

24. Recruit simple and direct people

25. Let's get this straight. We want your money, so let's have a look. We don't talk about your ideal, knowing that your ideal is not to go to work.

26. For example, your life.

27. Bo Wen Bole, matchmaking swift horse, be the leader of enterprise headhunting!

28. We are also hungry for you, waiting for you to fill us!

29. Bole knows horses and Bo knows people.

30. Can't understand what they are saying? We will have all kinds of training to make you know everything!

3 1. Bill Gates is the next you.

32. Dell: Choose Dell, choose the future.

33. Bo heard that there are many talents and enterprises are more powerful.

34. Show it to others if it doesn't look good.

35. Cool leads life and career to the future.

36. The stage for future real estate elites.

37. 13 salary, 15 days annual leave, go out twice a year.

38. A discerning eye knows talents, and Bolewen matches enterprise talents.

39. Recruit talents, from each according to his ability.

40. To realize your dream, your job is in the future.

I am Cai. I just entered the business, I can't get a word in, and I'm afraid of being seen through, but I learned a lot of secrets in the circle. Now even the boss wants to ask me the inside story of the industry, introduce himself and take the initiative to find you.

42. If you want to have an extraordinary life, if you want to be different, you want to show your talents. If you want to attract attention, join XXX, and he will realize all your wishes and dreams.

43. We need an intern to be the CEO.

44. Do you still remember the oath to conquer the stars and the sea?

45. Konka Group: People with dreams are the most beautiful.

46. If you have a dream about health, and if you are talented, you can come.

47. We invited experts in talent selection and development to launch the offline open class of "Core Technology of Talent Selection" to help the organization win sustainable growth by promoting the scientific application of modern talent evaluation technology in the organization and through talent investment.

48. I will simply say that as long as you have the ability to come to our company, your bragging will come true.

49. High commission, high bonus and high dividend; Business trip in the province, not running all over the country; Perfect training helps you grow; Enough market for you to play; Show you a fair platform!

50. Find talents for enterprises and famous enterprises for talents.

5 1. Recruit someone better than me

52. High salary is not an illusion, as long as you are willing!

We keep warm, not only this winter.

54. Be honest and carry the future. Only in this way can you lead the world.

55. Talents are the best in the world, and enterprises are guaranteed.

56. Born with talent, you learn with wisdom.

57. Bo Yong's talent in vault is very popular in China.

58. Only companies with poor money will detain employees. Our company only needs people.

59. Recruiting in the sky, recruiting in the world.

60. Join Meria, and we will protect our health together.