Some of the latest and most classic black classic quotations?

1: Kill you with what, my love. 2. The cashier said: There is no change. Here are two plastic bags for you! 3. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome. 4. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters! 5: others pretend to be experienced, so I have to pretend to be experienced. 6: I am a fat man, not a boor. 7: If Taiwan Province doesn't recover, I won't pass Grade 4! 8: If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to work; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep! 9: Snail running wildly. 1: I have to read the Forbes rich list every morning when I get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work. 11: Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most. 12: I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets. 13: The accountant said, "Come and get your salary later. I have no change here." 14: Can you see that I am powdered? 15: Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum. 16: My name is Rain, and my nickname is Runtu. 17: Please have a Yangzhou fried rice, with more chopped green onion, less salt and an egg, and pack it and take it away. 18: Once I went to the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical. 19: both house and rot, the future is uncertain. 2: How did you escape from the trash can after being aborted? 21. The most mysterious department in history: relevant departments. 22: Undeniably, mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the artistic progress of mankind in this century! There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that. 24: People have backgrounds, while I have backgrounds. 25: the ideal of meat, the life of cabbage. 26: White Horse … Where have you died! Did you lose the prince and dare not come to see me? 27: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you? 28: Don't treat shrimp as seafood. I am an angel, and I can't go back to heaven because of my weight. 3: Your mother is your father's cousin? 31: Picking up girls is like hanging QQ. Coax her for 2 hours every day, and it will soon be sunny. 32: There are too many liars, and fools are obviously not enough. 33: I just killed the dragon on the road, swam across the river and climbed to the top of the tower to kiss your princess. 34: I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I go to sleep. 35: Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill. 36: It's a long way to go in Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi. 37: My life has both sides A and B, and yours has both sides S and B.. 38: I am not afraid of stealing tools, but I am afraid that stealing children knows technology! 39: Failure is not terrible, the key is whether it is successful or not. 4: Today's college students are so incompetent! Come and copy * *, and cut it! 41: If you have time to learn Feng Shui, occupying a good tomb after death can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before your death. 42: Ming Sao is easy to hide, but it is difficult to prevent it. 43: Buddha said: You two are big * *! 44: When the day turns the night over on the bed again, the sun is born ... 45: You can't satisfy everyone, because not all people are human. 46: Successful people are-on the way to Niu B, they have an erection all the way. 47: Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes. 48: I'm degenerated, and I can't swim until now. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer. 49: Remember, women must eat, have fun, sleep and drink well. Once exhausted, other women spend our money, live in our room, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our babies. 5: I remember one day shortly after graduation, my girlfriend sent me a short message: "Let's break up!" Before I could feel sad, my girlfriend sent another message: "Sorry, it was sent wrong." This can be completely sad. 51: Being single is very painful, and it is even more painful to be single for a long time. A few days ago, I saw a sow, and everyone thought it had fine eyes ... 52: What is cruelty? If it is a man, I will break his three legs; If it's a male dog, I'll break his five legs! I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say. Including this sentence and the previous two sentences. That's all I have to say ... 54: To deal with a vicious person, you must be more vicious than him; To deal with a despicable person, it is more despicable than him; To deal with a natural and unrestrained person, you must be more natural and unrestrained than him; To deal with a handsome man, you must ... ruin his face! 55: Menstrual blood is crying for loneliness, and wet dream is crying for depression. Menstruation is once a month, but wet dream is indefinite, which just shows that men don't flick when they have tears ... 56: What? SEALs? ... inside ... is it as good as our urban management? 57. No lover's taste, no human touch. 58. jane doe's blog diary: On a certain day, I got drunk and reached out and touched it-my mobile phone and chastity are all there, so go to sleep! 59: The kid next door finally vowed to lose weight-at the graduation job fair, someone said to him, "Dude, excuse me, you're blocking my cell phone signal." 6: The names of Jin Yong's 14 novels can form beautiful poems, and my current mood can only be described by the opening words of seven serial novels by JK Rowling. Statistics show that in 28, men accounted for 52% of the total population in China, while women accounted for 43%. (Too fucking tough) 62: Geography teacher: What will happen to our world if the earth doesn't turn? Xiao B: Even if the earth doesn't turn, we will continue to turn around the Party Central Committee with President Hu as the center. 64: Get up every morning and yell, "Fuck Japan." This is not only good for health, but also cultivates patriotic moral sentiments! How nice it would be for your parents to take those 1 minutes for a walk!