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Funny sketch script - multi-person performance - Two Visits to the Thatched Cottage (sketch musical script)

(A table with gavel and other objects on it)

First of all (wearing robe, holding folding fan): Dear leaders, teachers, and classmates, good evening everyone! (Holds fists) Today we are all gathered together. I want to tell you about Duan Pingshu (throws aside the folding fan) - Liu, Guan and Zhang visited the thatched cottage three times! (Slaps the gavel tree and closes the folding fan) Speaking of which, in the last years of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the world was in strife...

Liu (drags a pile of shoe boxes): Hey, let’s take a look! A pair of leather shoes costs two and a half yuan! The bloodletting sale is on sale! There is no shop like this after passing this village!

Xian (hurriedly stepped forward to stop him): What are you doing?

Guan (pushing an old No. 28 bicycle with a large bag on the back. Singing while walking to the tune of "Red Sorghum"): Change the rice, change the rice, change the rice, change the rice, change Big-ah-meters!

First (abandoning Liu and rushing to pass)

Zhang (carrying two butcher knives): Hey, the pig was just killed this morning, fresh! (To the first) Man, let’s beat two pounds of pork!

First: Don’t buy it! Go! Go! Go! What are you doing! It’s a farmer’s market here! Didn't you see the show? Go! Go! Go! Go cool off! (Driving the three people off) Everyone, I’m sorry, let’s continue. Speaking of which, Liu Bei was born after King Jing of Zhongshan, and he had the appearance of an emperor, like a tiger walking like a dragon!

Liu: Hey, hey, I am Liu Bei.

Guan: I am Guan Yu!

Zhang: I am Zhang Fei!

Xian: (Surprised) Everyone, I have been telling stories for half my life, and this is the first time I know what Liu, Guan, and Zhang look like! (Turns to the three of them) Hey, they are three heroes! Long time admiration!

Liu Guanzhang: You’re welcome.

First: Aren’t the three of you from the Eastern Han Dynasty? Why did you come here to do business?

Liu: Sir, you don’t know something. The unit policy was invigorated, but I, the old section chief, was actually squeezed out by the new guy Adou!

Guan: The factory is optimizing the combination, and I, the technician, have also been laid off.

Zhang: Not to mention, I turned out to be the warehouse manager of the meat factory. Once I found a sick pig in the warehouse, so I threw the sick pig out. Unexpectedly, the factory director saw it, dragged the sick pig back, and threw me out!

Xian: Hey - isn’t this unlucky! So, you three, how is business now?

Liu Guanzhang: Business? well!

Liu: (Singing to the tune of "I'm Feeling Annoyed Lately") I've been feeling annoyed lately, I've been feeling annoyed, I've been feeling a little bit extreme. The quality of the leather shoes is so bad that others have to refund the money as soon as they wear them! well!

Guan: (taken from the tune of "I'm Feeling Annoyed Lately", singing) I've been feeling annoyed lately, I've been feeling annoyed, I've been feeling annoyed, and I haven't replaced half of the cart of rice yet. Everyone in the city is smart and capable, but they don’t come to buy rice for cooking. well!

Zhang: (Singing to the tune of "I've Been More Annoyed Lately") I've been more annoyed lately, more annoying than you, and more annoying than you! I always feel that money is getting harder and harder to earn day by day.

Xian, Liu, Guan: How do you say it?

Zhang: It’s getting harder and harder to sell a pig a day!

Liu, Guan, Zhang: Alas, it’s difficult!

Xian: It is difficult to run an individual business nowadays. Why don’t the three of you form a partnership? As the saying goes: Brothers working together can break gold.