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The annual meeting of the company is coming, and all departments are required to perform a program. What are some novel and creative program recommendations?
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Screenwriter: Wang
Copyright: China Screenplay Alliance.
Person: (There is no limit to the number of people, which can be increased or decreased)
Examiner male: male
Examiner female: female (can be crossed by men)
Green tea girl: tenderness. Kennan's cross-dressing
Gold digger: Love money. Kennan's cross-dressing
Cute sister: pretend to be cute. Kennan's cross-dressing
Dinosaur sister: pungent. Kennan's cross-dressing
Props:
Table, six chairs, recruitment poster
Admission:
Examiner man: Dear XX brothers! Hello everyone!
Bai: Dear XX sisters! Hello!
Examiner man: New Year's Day! I wish all gay men in XX a financial monopoly. A bunch of women who love us, who are more handsome than us, are all dead, and the scandals with beautiful women are constant, and there are still half of us. Run! brothers
Bai: New year! I wish all the lesbians in XX, first, ten years younger, second, handsome guys line up, third, shopping is free, and fourth, cheating is not guilty! Fifth, all good men cry for us! Women need revolution and strive to be prodigal women in the new era! Let's begin. sisters
Examiner male and examiner female sit down, turn the poster over and face the audience, and write "XX Recruitment" on it.
Examiner man: Hello, everyone! I am Gao Fushuai, the interviewer! The annual meeting of this company, you get it! Delicious and delicious, and you can watch the annual performance! Our life will be miserable, and we have to work overtime to recruit a female secretary (or assistant) for our boss.
Bai: Hello, everyone! I am Bai, the interviewer! Next, please welcome our applicant to the stage.
Green tea bitch, gold digger, lovely girl, and dinosaur girl made their debut.
The two examiners panicked and were dumbfounded.
Examiner man (surprised): What the hell are these?
Green tea girl (like a demon): You are the ghost! Damn it! We are all here to apply! Aren't you going to find a secretary for your boss? We are all here to apply for the secretary of your boss!
Examiner female: Oh, oh, oh! It turns out that our boss is so popular! So many beautiful women are willing to be our boss's secretary! Then introduce yourself first!
Green tea girl: Hello, everyone! I am a green tea girl, and I am a devil with a cherry mouth and a three-dimensional hot ass! Your boss is happy when he sees two pounds of meat on his chest! (pointing to the woman in the audience) Female compatriots in the audience, watch your's husband! Be careful that I slept with your husband and hit your baby! Spend your salary to live in your home!
My motto is: if a tree doesn't need its skin, it will die; People are shameless, the world is invincible! I am the biggest woman (chest out)! If not, open it! Examiner! Can I be your boss's secretary?
Examiner man (covering his eyes): The picture is so beautiful that we dare not look at it.
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