Funny jokes about poems

1. Funny ancient poems and jokes, which are best read by children

Su Dongpo and Su Dongpi, when two school children were worshipping the Confucian Temple, A school student looked at the word "Confucian Temple" on the plaque and read: "Great Temple."

Student B corrected him and said, "Don't read the Great Temple, but read the Zhangmiao Temple." Two people were arguing when a young monk came out of the temple and they hurried up to ask.

the young monk said, "I'm going to Huaqi, and I don't have time to listen to your arguments." Hearing this, the two schoolchildren thought it was wrong. The monk was a vegetarian. Why did he say it was neat? "So three people argue.

At this moment, a teacher with a dictionary came from outside. The three men stopped together and asked him to comment on who was right and who was wrong.

The teacher said, "Don't be busy, let me look up the lyrics." Hearing this, the three men were angry and funny, and they all took hold of Mr. Wang: "You are a teacher, and you still mispronounce, which is a net mistake.

Come on, let's go to court! " Four people came to the county government with the plaque "Sai Dongpo". The county magistrate was originally an uneducated guy, but he was hard and elegant.

when he asked what had happened, he recited a few "poems": the official called it "Saidongpi", and the Wen Dynasty was a strange temple, and both the temple and the temple could be used, so two scholars went to the same place. Mr. Wang is supposed to look up the music. You two ask me separately, and the monk might as well go and finish it.

I am not Su Dongpi. A few interesting things about Dongpo and Fo Yin Dongpo is no stranger to Fo Yin.

Su Shi was demoted to Huangzhou. In the past, he made friends for the sake of preserving his sanity and broke off contacts, either avoiding or perfunctory. Su Shi's greatest hobby in his life is to make friends except poetry, and he can't even tell which is more important.

Such people born to make friends suffered many setbacks in a few days, and they were imprisoned for their poems, leaving their relatives behind. I came to Huangzhou in fear and depression, wandering around at night, and drinking to drown my sorrows. Now there are so many good friends in the past that no one cares.

Su Shi wouldn't be Su Dongpo if that's all. In Huangzhou, he finally let go of the arrogance of young people, and his soul instantly glowed with charming heartstrings, shining into the eyes of generations of Chinese people. No one can hide the brilliance of Chibi before and after. "Huangzhou made Su Shi, and Su Shi also made Huangzhou".

Su Dongpo is not Su Shi. He thinks that Su Shi can only be sublimated in Huangzhou because of the Fo Yin on Lushan Mountain, and then he becomes the real Su Dongpo. Stop talking nonsense. Here are some interesting stories about the two of them. They are interesting, but they reveal a little bit of wisdom everywhere.

One dumb day, Su Shi and Fo Yin took a boat trip in the river. Su Shi smiled and pointed to a dog gnawing a bone on the river bank.

Master Fo Yin reacted quickly, took out a fan inscribed with Dongpo's poems about laymen and threw it into the river. They laughed at each other.

Su Shixiao refers to the dog gnawing at the bone on the river bank, that is, the first couplet: the dog gnawing at the bone on the river (monk)! Master Fo Yin threw a fan inscribed with Dongpo's Buddhist poems into the river, which was right: Water flowing Dongpo's poems (corpse)! One day, Su Shi asked Nunnery to put on a straw hat and a pair of clogs and go to Fo Yin to get something. Nunnery asked: What does the master want to take? Su Shi said: You will know when the old monk looks at it.

Nunnery went to Fo Yin and said, Master asked me to get something. Fo Yin asked: Take what? Nunnery said: The master said you would know as soon as you saw me.

Fo Yin looked at Nunnery, wrapped a bag of things for Nunnery to take away. Nunnery went home and gave the package to Su Shi and asked, Sir, is this the package? Su Shi smiled and said, Exactly! What is it? It is tea.

Nunnery wears a straw hat and a pair of clogs to hide a riddle: tea. Three Dongpo had nothing to do when he was grazing. Su Shi went to Jinshan Temple to visit Master Fo Yin. Unexpectedly, the master was not there, and a little novice monk came to open the door.

su Shi proudly said, "where is the bald donkey? ！” . Little novice monk pointed to the distance and replied, "Dongpo eats grass!" " What does the landlord think? . 2. Funny ancient poems, jokes, it is best for children to read

Su Dongpo and Su Dongpi

Once upon a time, when two children were worshipping the Confucian Temple, a student looked at the word "Confucian Temple" on the plaque and read: "Great Temple." Student B corrected him and said, "Don't read the Great Temple, read the Temple of Zhang."

Two people were arguing when a young monk came out of the temple and they hurried up to ask. The young monk said, "I'm going to Huaqi, and I don't have time to listen to your arguments." Hearing this, the two schoolchildren thought it was wrong. The monk was a vegetarian. Why did he say it was neat? "So three people argue.

At this moment, a teacher with a dictionary came from outside. The three men stopped together and asked him to comment on who was right and who was wrong. The teacher said, "Don't be busy, let me look up the lyrics." Hearing this, the three men were angry and funny, and they all took hold of Mr. Wang: "You are a teacher, and you still mispronounce, which is a net mistake. Come on, let's go to court! "

four people came to the county government with the plaque "Sai Dongpo". The county magistrate was originally an uneducated guy, but he was hard and elegant. When he asked what had happened, he recited these poems:

This official called it "Saidongpi", and the Wen Dynasty was a strange temple.

Both the temple and the temple can be used, and the two scholars went to make harmony.

Mr. Wang is supposed to look up the music. You two should ask me separately.

Monks might as well go to Qi. I am not Su Dongpi.

Some interesting things about Dongpo and Fo Yin

Compared with Fo Yin, Dongpo is no stranger to everyone. Su Shi was demoted to Huangzhou. In the past, he made friends for the sake of preserving his sanity and broke off contacts, either avoiding or perfunctory. Su Shi's greatest hobby in his life is to make friends except poetry, and he can't even tell which is more important. Such a person born to make friends suffered many setbacks in a few days, went to prison for poetry, and deserted his relatives. I came to Huangzhou in fear and depression, wandering around at night, and drinking to drown my sorrows. Now there are so many good friends in the past that no one cares. Su Shi would not be Su Dongpo if it was just like this. In Huangzhou, he finally let go of the arrogance of young people, and his soul instantly glowed with charming heartstrings and shone into the eyes of generations of Chinese people. No one can hide the brilliance of Chibi before and after. "Huangzhou made Su Shi, and Su Shi also made Huangzhou". Su Dongpo is not Su Shi. He thinks that Su Shi can only be sublimated in Huangzhou because of Fo Yin on Lushan Mountain, and then he becomes the real Su Dongpo. Stop talking nonsense. Here are some interesting stories about the two of them. They are interesting, but they reveal a little bit of wisdom everywhere.

One day, Su Shi and Fo Yin took a boat trip in the river.

Su Shi smiled and pointed to a dog gnawing a bone on the river bank.

Master Fo Yin reacted quickly, took out a fan inscribed with Dongpo's poems about laymen and threw it into the river.

they laughed at each other.

Su Shixiao refers to the dog gnawing at the bone on the river bank, that is, the first couplet: the dog gnawing at the bone on the river (monk)!

Master Fo Yin threw a fan inscribed with Dongpo's Buddhist poems into the river, which was the right bottom line: Water flowing Dongpo's poems (corpse)!

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One day, Su Shi asked Nunnery to put on a straw hat and a pair of clogs and go to Fo Yin to get something.

Nunnery asked: What do you want?

Su Shi said: You will know when the old monk looks at it.

Nunnery went to Fo Yin and said, Master asked me to get something.

Fo Yin asked: What should I take?

Nunnery said: The master said you would know as soon as you saw me.

Fo Yin looked at Nunnery, wrapped a bag of things for Nunnery to take away.

Nunnery went home and gave the package to Su Shi, asking, Sir, is this the package?

Su Shi laughed: Exactly!

what is it? It is tea. Nunnery wore a straw hat and a pair of clogs to hide a riddle: tea.

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Dongpo eats grass

Nothing to do. Su Shi went to Jinshan Temple to visit Master Fo Yin. Unexpectedly, the master was not there, and a little novice monk came to open the door.

su Shi proudly said, "where is the bald donkey? ！” .

Little novice monk pointed to the distance and replied, "Dongpo eats grass!"

what does the landlord think? 3. sentences about humor

1. I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who dares to dip me in the sauce, k his ancestors. I walked across the south, crossed the north, drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track, and kissed the pig. What are you looking at? Kiss you!

2. The legend of Cupid: An arrow through the heart represents love at first sight; Two arrows through the heart represent wishful thinking; Three arrows mean three lives are lucky. . . I'm shooting arrows at you. . . . . Small sample, you just wait to become a hedgehog!

3. Don't be crazy with me. My eldest brother, Qin Shihuang, don't pretend to be with me. I have the background of the CPC Central Committee. If you don't believe me, bin Laden is my uncle. He bombed first and then poisoned. If you refuse to accept it again, the registered policeman is my aunt and change your account into a pig!

4. A kind person means that I don't keep my mouth shut when others are hungry ...

5. It begins to snow in my world. Oh, my god Please don't comb your hair next to me

6. Fall in love no matter how ugly you are, and talk about the world full of love.

7. You said you would wait for me to come back, but you did, and you found someone to wait with.

8. I struggled with fat and almost didn't die.

9. Compare salary with salary, think about it, forget it, it's over.

1. When the devil beats the glass in front of your window, the toad is crawling into your bed, the poisonous snake is rippling over your head, the earthworm is shuttling around your toes, and the centipede has climbed into your nostrils. Don't be afraid! I am riding a snail to save you! Drive! Drive!

11. This may be the last few days that I sent you a text message. I'm hesitating to tell you that I'm going to Japan and the formalities have been completed. I won't forget you, really! ..... I have bird flu, and I'm going to infect it.

12. God! Bless me! Bless those who forget me, don't contact me, don't call me, don't send me short messages, don't miss me, don't miss me, and their mobile phones fall into the toilet! Amen! By the way, let the water flush!

13. The ship naturally sinks when it hits the bridge.

14. Speak out if you love me! Hate me and hide it in your heart all your life!

15. I planted a bunch of boyfriends in spring, and now it's autumn. Gee, it's nothing.

16. You once told me that you would love me forever. I understand the thing of love, but what is it forever?

17. Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you.

18. Hope is like fire and disappointment is like smoke. Life is like seven fires and eight smokes.

19. I will help you solve the problems that Confucius can't solve.

2. Do all the bad things you can while you are young! It's only a few years ...

21. A man is as good as his word-

I won't pay back the money if I say not!

22. What I can't let go must be because I can't have it.

23. Explaining is covering up, and covering up is telling stories.

24. I asked you if you were a pig one day, but you answered no, and you were beaten-dishonest! The next day, I asked if you were a pig, and your answer was that you were beaten up-not modest! I asked you if you were a pig on the third day, but you didn't make a sound, and you were beaten wildly → even if you were a pig, you were still dragging! ! !

25. If I had a candy, I would give it to you because I want you to be happy. If I have two sweets, we will each have one, because I want us to be happy together; If I had three classes of candy, I would give you two, because I hope you have more cavities than me! 26. Say what you are unhappy about to make everyone happy. 27. I will feel at ease knowing that you are not doing well. 28. If you ignore me again, I will become a steamed stuffed bun. Because "Goubuli Steamed Bun" 4. Who has a classic humorous sentence for me? Thank you.

1. "so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed", the next sentence is filled with "Li Bai's sleeping fragrance" ... 2. The next sentence of "Three heads are better than one" ... The batch teacher immediately fainted ... 3. Tao Yuanming's "Don't bend over for five buckets of rice".

5. "Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse", and the next sentence is "Turtles climb by the river in Dongcun"? 6. "If the sky is sentimental, the sky will be old", and the next sentence "If people are sentimental, they will die early"? 7. "Glowing glass of grape wine", the next sentence "A lot of money and beautiful women" … 8. "Think of the past, Jin Ge is an iron horse", and the next sentence "Look at the present, pester and beat" … 9. This is enough! "Friends and relatives in Luoyang are asking each other", students say "Please don't tell him" … 1. "If the relationship is long-term", students say "it's time for two people to get married" 11. "When books are used, they hate less", and students say "money is not enough to spend by the end of the month" … 12. "Clear water produces hibiscus", and some people write "Heroes in troubled times" … 13. 14. This one is amazing! "Rizhao incense burner gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the bathroom. When Xiao Li flew a knife, Li Bai became a little eunuch. 5. classic funny sentences

you are either two or two, two is there, no three no four.

bbk lighter, I can only say Very easy.

I curse you for eating instant noodles with only seasonings.

You said you would love me all your life. I was so stupid that I forgot to ask, "This life or the next life".

it's cold. Everyone goes out and puts on a cassock. .

looking up, there are blue sky, white clouds and black wires.

where you fall, you get up, and you always fall there. I suspect there is a pit there.

The latest movie is released and free to watch.

_ The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach! _

I count the stars ... Your IQ is almost .. just count the moon.

Don't be infatuated with me, my sister-in-law will be angry

Hou Yi. Your mother told you to come out and shoot the sun.

The second step is genius, and you don't need diapers.

When I'm unhappy, I take a needle to the supermarket to poke a condom.

I wish LZ all the best. 6. Are there humorous jokes adapted from poems?

1 Today we are the rising sun, and tomorrow our heart will be higher than the sky. Today we are a trickle, and tomorrow we will become a big river, roaring and roaring. Today we are eagles leaving their nests, and tomorrow we will fly very high. Today we are budding flowers, and tomorrow we will be colorful and enchanting. We are who we are, and the red scarf burns on our chest. Please see that tomorrow we will lift mountains, stir up rivers, hold up the modern motherland and fly to the golden goal ... 2. Walk with dreams together on a beautiful summer night. I look up at the starry sky. I look for my dream. I hope to succeed. Look, my dream is flying from afar. I am slowly approaching the young one. I am flying forward with my dream to the starry sky where I dream. I am not going back with my dream. I am singing for boys and girls. I sing about the morning, I sing about hope, I sing about things that belong to the future, and I sing about the growing forces. My song, you fly