Everyone, please give me a hilarious sketch.

Characters: Interviewer, two men and one woman

Stage: one table, one chair, one card on the table: Olympic Youth Volunteer Recruitment

Five: (After the interview, I want to pack my things) Today, the first stop of our "Heart for the Motherland, Love for the Olympics" activity is on campus, where we plan to recruit some young Olympic volunteers. I didn't expect the response to be so strong. After a busy day, I didn't even have time to go to the toilet. It was time to pack up.

A and B: (rushing to the stage, bending down and gasping for breath) I caught up, (after a moment, to C) Are you recruiting young Olympic volunteers here?

(C walked out of it and replied) Well!

A and B: (look at each other and say in unison) Great!

A: I have been looking forward to the opportunity to be a youth volunteer.

[Singing] I have been waiting for a long time and finally waited for today.

B: I have been dreaming about it for a long time and finally. Make your dream come true

C: Hey, don’t be too happy, but you are late, the recruitment activity is over now!

(A and B were chilled after hearing this)

B: Let’s go back,

A: No, we can’t just leave like this, opportunity It's all about fighting for it. I will definitely go in and tell them clearly!

C: That’s right, why don’t the three of us go in together! In this case, maybe the interviewer will let us try it

(Three people step by step)

A: Hello, we are here to interview young volunteers

Interviewer: Sorry, our recruitment activity has ended!

A: We got the time wrong and came a little late, but we are really eager to become a youth volunteer. Give us a chance!

B: Being a young volunteer is our dream since I was a child. Although we cannot be an athlete to represent our great motherland, win medals and win glory for the country, being able to become a young volunteer is Something we are proud of!

Interviewer: OK, I will ask a question later, and I will decide who can become a volunteer based on your answers.

A: No problem

B: Come on

C: Who is afraid of whom!

Interviewer: Please pay attention. If you were the decision-maker of the Beijing Olympics, where would you most like to start to host this Olympics?

C: Let me go first. The opening ceremony of the Olympic Games is the best test of the overall level of the host country, especially the torch lighting ceremony, which is highly anticipated and highly suspenseful.

In order to reflect the prosperity of our great motherland, you listen to me! (Clearing throat to everyone) We must learn from the 2004 Athens Olympics. We Chinese must use a method with Chinese characteristics, tell the truth about history, and inherit Chinese history!

B: Why is it all about "Zhi Chi Shi"?

C: Don’t interrupt me. Look, eight years ago the Sydney Olympics was a performance by indigenous people. Four years ago Athens played Greek mythology and Aegean civilization. Let’s have a Peking Man. Group dance can better show that our motherland has a long history, right? If you agree, please respond with applause!

A: According to the third classmate, it can be said that we have gotten off to a good start. Of course we cannot lag behind. I plan to be a "closed door"

B and C: (all surprised) Huh?

A: Oh, it’s “the closing ceremony is more powerful.” I’m sorry, when I thought about being the decision-maker of the Olympic Games, I was so excited that my tongue cramped!

C: Hey, look at this guy, his tongue can also cramp!

A: When there is no closing ceremony, Seoul has the song "Hand in Hand", and Athens has Aegean elements. They all talk about...

B: What? "Hand in hand" those are from the opening ceremony!

A: Oh, that’s the same. Even when it comes to national culture, we should not lag behind them. We should take this opportunity to show the world the long-standing culture of our Chinese nation. !

Interviewer: Yeah! Well said! But how do you want to show our broad and profound culture?

A: Listen to me slowly! We have an Olympic venue called the Magpie's Nest? I just plan to...

B: Oh, wait, this classmate is a bird's nest. Why are you like this?

A: Oh, yes! I know, the main stadium of the Beijing Olympic Games, this Bird's Nest, we will get some birds during the closing ceremony, like pigeons, magpies, starlings, sparrows and so on. After the birds here fly, they will fly down from the sky. It will be so flat. If it's time, let the man fly down from our satellite orbiting the moon, calculate the time accurately, and fly over in the first week. At the right time, he will land on the bird's nest. Everyone looks up and sees, yo, coming up from the sky. None of them are human!

A, B, and C: (asked in unison) What is it?

A: Cowherd and Weaver Girl! We meet on the magpie bridge at the bird's nest, flying down above and up below. Here a pair of Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies fly up, and over there Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai fly over on a butterfly-shaped kite! A pair of Zhang students, Cui Yingying, and a pair of students, Jiao Zhongqing and Liu Lanzhi flew in. They are kind, harmonious, and beautiful. This is not in line with our Olympic slogan "One World, One Dream"!

C: Look, they have to sing while flying!

A: What are you singing?

C: "My dear, fly slowly, let's watch the Olympics together..."

Interviewer: Well, that's creative!

B: In addition to the opening and closing ceremonies, the work during the Olympic Games is the focus. As a country of etiquette, we should treat each other with courtesy and let every foreign friend enjoy our considerate service. It makes them feel at home and lingers over them. During the competition, we can perform a lot of our cross talk sketches for them. Scientific research has proved that cross talk sketches have the effects of relaxing muscles and activating collaterals, improving eyesight, detoxifying and nourishing the skin, especially for athletes. , the effect is more obvious, cross talk sketches can rejuvenate them, reach a good competitive state, and bring us wonderful games!

Interviewer: Well, very good, you all think well. The Olympic Games is a major event for the people of the country, and even the people of the world. From the opening to the closing, every link is important, and every link is important. Indispensable for your support, the three of you successfully passed the interview. Congratulations on becoming Olympic Youth Volunteers. I hope you will use your wisdom and enthusiasm to add glory to the Olympic Games!