What do you think of the 19999 yuan mobile phone launched by the Forbidden City?

It's rare to meet a topic that can make me all laugh. I really can't laugh or cry. The mobile phone with the price of 19999 introduced by the Forbidden City is the 8848 titanium mobile phone. Do you know what this is?

Recently, an advertisement named 8848 titanium mobile phone was broadcast for a long time in CCTV prime time, and the advertising time of some local stations even reached more than ten minutes. Long-term practice has proved that the sudden unknown three-no products suddenly bombarded CCTV and local TV stations to advertise, especially long-term advertisements are usually not good goods. A typical example is "Cordyceps sinensis with food in it", which is simply a work that insults IQ and pollutes the eyes!

8848 inherited this rule. The advertisement begins with a Bentley symbolizing wealth and status. The huge and eye-catching sign "B" means that the audience is about to enter more than ten minutes of forced B-loading time. The bald hero in the advertisement plays a top successful business person and introduces the powerful functions of the 8848 titanium mobile phone with white eyes, completely ignoring the dog eyes that the audience has long been blinded.

This is the 8848 distinguished mobile phone that only successful people can use in the advertisement. I believe that the rich local flavor emitted by this screenshot has scared the friends to move.

Next, the bald "successful people" praised this 8848 mobile phone with all the bragging words you have seen in TV shopping, especially the privacy function. What invisible phone, encrypted dialing, seamless communication, all friends who eat melons are shocked, okay?

8848 mobile phone

Even more indescribable advertising words are like this: "8848 titanium mobile phone, one mobile phone, two passwords, work and life are stored separately." This is a man, your world, others don't understand. "

Isn't this the intimate mobile phone designed specifically for the upstart coal boss to keep a mistress? What a bitch! This mobile phone is an anti-corruption artifact. It breaks my heart to catch corrupt officials for the Commission for Discipline Inspection and the original wife who lives alone among local tyrants!

This mobile phone not only smells vulgar in the advertisement, but also has a wonderful name. 8848 means that Mount Everest is 8848 meters above sea level, symbolizing success and peak, but did you still live ten years ago? The height of Mount Everest is no longer 8848 meters! ?

On the morning of May 22nd, 2005, around 1 1, four Tibetan top surveyors in China successfully climbed Mount Everest. They brought the snowy radar detectors to the summit of Mount Everest for the first time, thus finding the highest point of the rock. ? The height of Mount Qomolangma announced by People's Republic of China (PRC) in 2006 is 8844.43 meters.

Then this mobile phone symbolizing the peak should be called 8844. Isn't 844 nice? Does "Dad is dead" mean good luck? Have the local tyrants who bought this 8848 considered the feelings of "dads"?

In 20 16 12, China consumers association pointed out the concept of "5 series titanium alloy" manufactured by 8848 titanium mobile phone, and the actual material is ordinary industrial pure titanium or titanium alloy; Titanium is not a rare precious metal, and some mobile phone frames are only gold-plated with titanium alloy; Its online and offline propaganda is inconsistent and it is suspected of false propaganda.

The 19999 high-priced mobile phone launched by the Forbidden City is 8848 titanium mobile phone. The back cover of the fuselage is made of calf leather, decorated with traditional court elements such as "Tuanlong, Xiangyun and Seawater". Among them, Tuanlong is made of 18K gold-plated material, with hollow relief technology and sapphire crystal glass.

Take a closer look at this 999-block mobile phone in the Forbidden City and the ordinary 8848 mobile phone. There is almost no difference except that the lines on the calf imported from the Netherlands are decorated with a "sea cliff" and the big circle on the mobile phone is decorated with a dragon.

I took a cursory look at the online comments about the mobile phone of the Forbidden City. Few people mentioned its relationship with 8848, so many media criticized the price of 19999. In fact, the price of ordinary 8848 mobile phones is between 9999 and 28999, and the price itself is not less than 1 10,000 yuan. Putting on the skin of the Forbidden City's cultural and creative products, the price did not rise too much, which many critics did not expect.

In fact, the earliest popular network was the "I Know" tape, a cultural and creative product of the National Palace Museum in Taipei. The words "I know" and "I know" on the tape come from two different Zhu batch documents of Emperor Kangxi, which were selected from 6,543,800 pieces of dense Zhu batch in the palace.

This epoch-making Kangxi Imperial Pen Wenchuang product sold out as soon as it was launched in Taiwan Province Province, and even set off a whirlwind in the mainland. However, the folding fan of Yongzheng Imperial Pen "I am such a person" later launched by the Palace Museum in Beijing is hard not to remind people of the idea of copying the National Palace Museum in Taipei.

It is also a creative umbrella product. The umbrella design of the National Palace Museum in Taipei comes from the treasure of the town hall "Jade Cabbage". This umbrella completely presents the carved shape of jade cabbage when folded, and it is as refreshing as clear sky and Wan Li when opened. The umbrella in the Forbidden City in Beijing is simply a slag-like product.

This is a creative combination of western tableware culture in the National Palace Museum in Taipei. It was inspired by Song Huizong's "Fine Gold" calligraphy, and the knife on the far right was directly taken from the strokes in Song Huizong's calligraphy. It's really amazing and unforgettable.

There are also many excellent ideas in domestic museums, and the Rubik's Cube of Nanjing Six Dynasties Museum is a typical representative.

Nanjing was the ancient capital of the Six Dynasties. The six sides of the Rubik's Cube presented by the museum are Dongwu, Dongjin, Song, Qi, Liang and Chen Dynasties, and its capital is Nanjing. This product combines the regional culture of Nanjing and the characteristics of the Six Dynasties Museum, and really allows visitors to take the history of the museum and even Nanjing home, entertaining and extraordinary. Although simple, it is a genius-like idea.

On the other hand, the Palace Museum in Beijing, with all kinds of unparalleled superior resources in the country, has numerous treasures and national treasures, and it is no problem to make progress. It's unbearable to join hands with 8848, a mobile phone for nouveau riche with no taste, to launch such a vulgar and expensive but insincere mobile phone!

The behavior of the Forbidden City in the eyes of money can even be said to be shameless. Through the above-mentioned deep excavation of 8848 mobile phone, we can see that this company which is good at promoting marketing is completely in name only, and the Palace Museum is purely for profit. Speaking of the smell of copper, how can you be creative when you see a trace of culture?

Finally, I can only use Nicholas Zhao Si's famous words to advise the relevant personnel of the Palace Museum that "a harmonious society saved you". If in feudal society, the imperial court office took out this kind of thing to fool the emperor, it would be beheading!