English translation, more advanced

1. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming." Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. Because we hear you coming. (It implies that because the store has a muffler, it is very quiet and you can hear the movement outside)

2. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

Outside the hotel door: Help! We need to bring in someone with hotel experience.

(inn-experienced has the same pronunciation as inexperienced, inexperienced. Because generally job advertisements will mention "we need experienced people")

3. On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

On the table in the reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left." Leave."

(Meaning that when you see this, you become the "third salesman", so they will kill you = you better leave)

4. In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

In a veterinarians waiting room: "We will be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

(Sit! Stay! are all commands to dogs = they treat you like a dog)

5. At the electric company: "We would be de- lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

Power Company: We'll be happy to receive your bill. But if you haven’t yet, you will.

(De-lighted can be literally understood as reduced lighting, because it is an electric company, but this word has the same pronunciation as delighted, happy. The latter sentence means that if you don’t pay, you will Get cut off, because they know you must need electricity, haha)

6. On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

Computer company Outside the door: Go out for a quick meal.

(A quick bite simply means having a meal. Bite has the same pronunciation as byte, byte, a professional term for computers...so it was tampered with by them...it has the characteristics of a computer company)

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7. In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

Restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up. Full.

(feed, feed. Get fed means to be full. But fed up means to be tired because of too much. Get fed up probably means that you will eat a lot with them until Eat until you get tired of it)

8. Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

Bowling alley: Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop. The sound of falling to the ground.

(pin means needle or bowling pin)

9. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

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In front of the funeral home: Please drive carefully. We can wait.

(I just hope you cherish your life and don’t die so quickly. They are not so anxious to do your business)

10. In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."

At the door of the counselor's office: Getting older is inevitable. Becoming wiser is optional.

(So you should choose to consult with them, so that you will become wiser)

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That was fun!!!