Humorous copy

1. My five-year-old son is drawing. As soon as I saw it, I scolded him: what to draw for the New Year! My son: I painted Xiangyun! I'm embarrassed: dad misjudged you, and dad thought what you drew was an item!

Walk back and forth around the car before going to work.

My wife saw it and asked me, What are you doing? I sink a track: I said on the internet, check around the wheel before driving, maybe there will be small animals sleeping in the wheel! She slapped her face and said, what's there to check on the fucking bike?

I was wandering alone in the street when a little girl selling flowers came up to me and said, Big Brother, buy a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend.

Turning to go, I saw the little girl's confused eyes. I touched her head and said, well, I bought flowers, but no one sent them. Just give them to your lovely little sister. The little girl looked at me in surprise and said, forget it! I can't accept you like this. ...

4. I pointed to the stool: What is the stool made of? Little nephew: Sit on your ass! Me: Little fool, wrong! Little nephew touched his head: wrong? No way! ! ! ! Me: How is it impossible? The little nephew made a strange look and reached out and touched my ass: Aunt, aren't you going to sit on this stool? Is this your face?

My wife is one month older than me. Usually my sister always calls her outside. Just this morning, she came back from shopping and warned me not to call her sister in the future! It took me a long time to tell me that it was her who went to the supermarket to buy things. The cashier in the supermarket downstairs secretly asked her, Sister, does your brother have a girlfriend? ...

6. At the meeting today, I suddenly had a stomachache, so I rushed to the bathroom and pushed the door one by one.

, not push.

I didn't leave a hole. I thought it was really bad luck. Waiting, the meeting ended, a large group of people poured in, opened the toilet door and blew it up, leaving me messy in the wind. ...