Write a cleaner's sketch diary, 150 words.

There are two people on the stage. The nickname of the person in front is, and the nickname of the person behind is white goods.

White goods: Isn't this Xu Xian?

Xu Xian: (picking out his ears) Who am I supposed to be? How dare you be white!

White goods: forget the name. What have you been doing recently? I heard that White Snake wants to divorce you.

Xu Xian: It's not that I don't have a job. Forget it. As the saying goes, it's not true that people who know it were poor together.

White goods: Not working yet?

Xu Xian: Yes.

White goods: Really! What job?

Xu Xian: It's hard to say.

White goods: There is nothing to say.

Xu Xian: Don't laugh at me. You know it's not easy to find a job at our age. More than forty years old, he said he was old, and he said he was not old.

White goods: Don't say that's true. What are you doing? I was counting on you. Our company is also facing bankruptcy, and I am looking for a solution.

Xu Xian: Sorry.

White goods: You are still embarrassed. Let's go

Xu Xian: It's hard to be elegant.

White goods: don't quit. Look at the way you feel uncomfortable. Is it-is it-

Xu Xian: You guessed it.

White goods: embarrassing, hard to say, embarrassing. I'll whisper to you. (Blinking)

Xu Xian: What are you doing? It's the same old habit again

White goods: I'm a little embarrassed. (I'll whisper to you)

Xu Xian: Go away, your mouth stinks!

White goods: (Laughing, walking like a duck, barking while walking) Quack, quack, quack, and fly to Xu Xian with your eyes.

Xu Xian: What's this? This is a duck.

White goods: you pig head, right here, you learned it twice, duck. I don't even understand this. Why are you so tired talking to you?

Xu Xian: I'm still very tired.

White goods: You really stick to your home. (Like a female voice) Be beautiful, I love you.

Xu Xian: Who are you? It gives me goose bumps.

White goods: To be clear, women are called escorts and men are called ducks.

Xu Xian: You can fart. It's really white goods. It hasn't changed at all. Even if you are fooled, you have a dog's nose and eyes, twist your ass and drop your pants. Touch it when you are free all day. You want me to do this.

White goods: I can't enjoy it. Let's go

Xu Xian: You can easily guess. In this way, I will make a few metaphors about my work.

White goods: Interesting.

Xu Xian: (singing) I got up early in the morning and combed my sweet-scented osmanthus hair. What flowers, what red flowers-

White goods: I know this time, barber. I didn't expect you to have this two down son.

Xu Xian: I'm good at rubbing and wiping, making you a little girl.

White goods: I have the honor?

Xu Xian: Guess, you made me melt my hand.

White goods: What's that?

Xu Xian: I'm all over the street. Without me, my charming mother will become a pig.

White goods: I understand this time. You specialize in making up ugly women. You have to be ugly like a pig without makeup. How ugly this person is. I didn't expect such an ugly girl to exist in the world.

Xu Xian: Come on. Guess again. The face was covered with dust and sweat, and everyone was happy.

White goods: Yes, an ugly woman's plastic surgery is like removing dirt from her body, so that everyone will be happy for her when she sees her beautiful face. That's it. It must be a beautician. Right?

Xu Xian: Wrong! Let me tell you something. I am a cleaner.

White goods: cleaners? What does it have to do with modification?

Xu Xian: Let me tell you something. We clean the streets early in the morning to make them clean and tidy. Isn't this combing the streets?

White goods: That makes sense.

Xu Xian: We made the hall bright and bright. Isn't that makeup?

White goods: That's right. The clean environment really depends on you to beautify it.

Xu Xian: If we don't clean and bury the garbage every day, will people's living environment be like a pigsty?

White goods: unimaginable. Not as good as a pigsty.

Xu Xian: It is our cleaner who is not afraid of being dirty or tired. She keeps the environment clean and the streets clean and beautiful, just like a charming girl who is dressed up and ready to get married.

White goods: That's true.

Xu Xian: I am very dirty, so that thousands of families can enjoy a beautiful living environment. I'm happy. Is it dirty?

White goods: This is really a glorious and respectable profession.

Xu Xian: Hey, I hope everyone thinks like you. I am really angry.

White goods: If work makes you unhappy, don't do it.

Xu Xian: Do you pay?

White goods: I lack you. I don't want you so much.

Xu Xian: That won't end.

White goods: isn't cleaning a good job? The current property management company is a very promising company. Besides, discrimination against your career is definitely a minority. Without you, the whole society is unimaginable.

Xu Xian: I like to hear this.

White goods: Isn't there a song? It's for the cleaners. Ling Sheng broke the silence of dawn and walked out in the thick fog-

Xu Xian: (humming intoxicated) It's really nice.

White goods: Cleaners are now called cleaners, which is a very important occupation. It is the most glorious to earn money by working.

Xu Xian: Yes, don't mention it. It makes me very angry.

White goods: Tell me, let everyone give you comments.

Xu Xian: Let's start with my work. I work as a cleaner in a small supermarket. One day, I just finished sweeping the floor and saw a woman urinating in the trash can with her child in her arms.

White goods: Stop it.

Xu Xian: I ran there as fast as I could. Sister-in-law can't pee here. Before I finished, the child was peeing, and then he saw urine inside and outside the bucket.

White goods: What a shame.

How to clean this?

Xu Xian: I'm still angry. Let me study for you.

White goods: OK. Sister-in-law, you can't pee here

Xu Xian: What are you talking about? Look at this kid's fear. If anything goes wrong, let me know.

White goods: But you can't pee there.

Xu Xian: Nonsense. Isn't he a child? I thought he was in a hurry How come you don't even understand this?

White goods: urgent, being a child is the reason.

Xu Xian: Yes, I told you. Sister-in-law, you can't say that You see how to clean the urine inside and outside. Don't let the child pee in the future. There are toilets here and public toilets outside.

White goods: Good point.

Xu Xian: (Theory) What you said is too harsh. Aunt son

What's sister-in-law's name? Is there much dust on your face? I can't even brush the trash can. Just brush it with a brush and wipe it carefully. It's really stupid and sneaky, and it doesn't look like a good thing at first glance. I'm flattered to let you clean up.

White goods: What? Your eyes are big. It's so irritating.

Xu Xian: Yes, I am angry, too. Why curse?

White goods: Yes, why?

Xu Xian: Isn't he a child? Don't you know that people have three emergencies? what can I do for you? I thought you were doing this. It's all clean. You're still here.

White goods: It's so irritating.

Xu Xian: I was about to say something when an aunt spoke. (Theory) He is a child. You will be all right after cleaning. Won't you eat this bowl of rice?

White goods: but this-

Xu Xian: Another uncle spoke. This comrade is lazy. Just wipe it. Is this your job?

White goods: this urine-

Xu Xian: A middle school student speaks. Grandpa, what you said is wrong. Public health should be observed. If everyone needs a toilet to urinate everywhere, what's the difference between people and livestock?

White goods: Good point. What an honor.

Xu Xian: (learning from uncle) You smelly boy, you didn't exist when you had a father, so you can't talk.

White goods: This is nonsense.

Xu Xian: The student ran away at once.

White goods: It seems that you have neglected it. It would be great if someone was a child.

Xu Xian: Yes. Then our manager came.

White goods: Yes, the manager will solve this problem well.

Xu Xian: (learning from the manager) What is 008 doing? If you clean it up, you will be fine. Don't mess around. Go, go to work.

White goods: 008, why does it sound like a prisoner? You really can't tell red from white. What manager?

Xu Xian: 008 is my work number.

White goods: This is disrespectful to employees.

Xu Xian: Listen to me again. (Learning Manager) Don't be angry with this big sister. She looks stupid, dull and uneducated. Don't argue with him.

White goods: What words.

Xu Xian: (like a female voice) You can still talk, and you are the manager. I won't say anything for you. It is enough for you to have such a fool as a cleaner.

White goods: It's bad luck to meet her.

Xu Xian: (Learning Manager) Take your time. You are welcome to come again.

White goods: It's coming.

Xu Xian: I'm so angry that I really want to punch him in the face.

White goods: OK, let's get to work.

Xu Xian: Yes, it's hard to imagine a day without a job. Please bear it.

White goods: Not everyone does. There must still be several people.

Xu Xian: I won't say anything after that. I silently clean up shit, dog urine, child urine, child urine. Not to mention spitting and littering.

White goods: Being unknown and diligent is a good worker, just like endless housework. It's hard enough.

Xu Xian: It wasn't long before I was beaten black and blue.

White goods: Who provoked who again? It's not enough just to do it.

Xu Xian: It is said that it was windy outside that day. Our cleaners are not only responsible for the hygiene in the shop, but also for the sidewalk in front of the door. When it was windy that day, I used garbage bags to pick up waste paper, cigarette butts and other sundries.

White goods: well done.

Xu Xian: While I was picking it up, I saw a man coming out of the shop, holding some papers in his hand, tearing them as he walked. As soon as I saw it, I said hello to him.

White goods: for what?

Xu Xian: I want the waste paper in his hand, otherwise it will be difficult to clean up the waste paper all over the floor.

White goods: Yes. Here's the thing.

Xu Xian: I just ran to the front and saw him waving his hand smartly.

White goods: You look for teeth everywhere.

Xu Xian: What? I'm just pursuing it.

White goods: there are meat bones in front.

Xu Xian: I am a dog. I'm chasing the shredded paper scattered by the wind. When a man waved his hand, a girl scattered flowers, only to see the paper turning with the wind and the scraps of paper flying all over the sky.

White goods: Too bad. What are you playing? Don't say that some people have this bad habit. Say him.

Xu Xian: Forget it, don't bother yourself. I'm the left one, the right one, the front one and the back one. Step on the other. (Picking up while squatting, talking)

White goods: well, he used to be beautiful and made our cleaners suffer a lot.

Xu Xian: I was in a hurry to pick it up, and there was a sweet song behind me.

White goods: Someone was touched by your spirit.

Xu Xian: (Pupils sing) The old rag picker carries a small sack on his back. Every step he takes, he picks up junk and sells it.

White goods: Ah, treat you as a garbage collector.

Yes The child is naughty enough.

Xu Xian: I'm competing with waste paper. I am angry and funny when I listen to this song. Looking back, it was a little boy of five or six years old. Very cute. So I teased him. Go, go, go, or I'll hit you in the face.

White goods: How are the children?

Xu Xian: He made a face at me and ran away. I bent down and picked it up.

White goods: A child is Doby.

Xu Xian: I was picking up the receiver when someone spoke behind me. How to say it (in Tianjin dialect)!

White goods: Who is it?

Xu Xian: The father! How to speak? Hit him in the face? How old is the child? Can his little face stand it if you hit him in the face? You have to blind him and bully the children!

White goods: It's broken this time. Adults quit.

Xu Xian: Yes, I quickly said that I was a comma-separated child.

White goods: Yes.

Xu Xian: (learning Tianjin dialect) Why don't you hit yourself in the face? Slapping the dust on your face is still a contribution to society.

White goods: What? Please explain it quickly.

Xu Xian: Yes, I told you that you misunderstood this comrade. I'm just joking with the child, I don't want to hit him in the face. In addition, in our country, I call leisure a face and a butt, and I mean spanking, not a face.

White goods: ass. What did he say?

Xu Xian: He was anxious as soon as he heard it.

White goods: Can you take it easy?

Xu Xian: (speaking Tianjin dialect) Your face is your ass! How can you talk? I can see that. You are the one who has nothing to do. Besides, that little waste paper can sell for a few dollars. Are you poor and crazy? Those pieces of waste paper and children, what a big mind!

White goods: It seems that you will suffer.

Xu Xian: Yes. As soon as I saw that people misunderstood me, I quickly explained that this idle face means ass-my brother raised his hand as soon as I spoke. (Tianjin dialect) You are the donkey. I don't seem to be awake without hitting my face.

White goods: you can only look for teeth everywhere.

Xu Xian: When I saw that fighting was wrong, I didn't know if I had ever fought. I grabbed his hand. Big brother is little brother. I have no culture. I'm sorry. I'm here to apologize to you

White goods: that was close.

Xu Xian: (dogma) I spared your life today, so you should be careful what you say in the future.

White goods: attention!

Xu Xian: Yes, yes. Thank you. Thank you for taking your time.

White goods: There's really nothing to find. It is your own fault that you didn't make it clear.

Xu Xian: (Speaking Tianjin dialect) Son of a bitch, come on, you see, if this man has no education, let alone no job, he is neck and neck. You should study hard in the future.

White goods: I dare to regard you as a negative textbook.

Xu Xian: I am very angry.

White goods: Who told you to make a free face?

Xu Xian: Pick up the waste paper. (Squatting down to perform) One, two, three (bang, step on it with your feet) One more. Red beans, mung beans, golden beans, lentils. (Pick it up and say it three times)

White goods: Picking beans again.

Xu Xian: I think it will make me feel better.

White goods: OK, have a rest.

Xu Xian: I haven't finished collecting so many.

White goods: Can you scrape everywhere? You are not tired.

Xu Xian: Why aren't you tired? I straightened up and wiped my face with my sleeve.

White goods: how to use sleeves instead of hands?

Xu Xian: Can you still use your hands after picking up garbage for a long time? Look at my sleeve. There are several lines of mud.

White goods: Where did you get the mud?

Xu Xian: Sandstorm and sweat. Look at my hair. It's a hedgehog.

White goods: It's strange that people treat you as a rag picker.

Xu Xian: I'm exhausted. I won't answer it.

White goods: yes, scraping everywhere, it is difficult to clean. We'll clean it up after the wind stops.

Xu Xian: I think so. I walked to the store with a garbage bag, and just arrived at the door, a yellow sputum bead was on my face. I jumped out of the three realms in a tiger leap.

White goods: There are martial arts experts here.

Xu Xian: I just feel my face is cold. I wiped my face hard with my hand.

White goods: don't quit, your hands are dirty.

Xu Xian: Look at me again. I am already in a bad mood. I am very angry.

White goods: Ask him why he hit people.

Xu Xian: What are you interfering with?

White goods: I'm not worried about you.

Xu Xian: I saw a man standing at the door, eight feet tall, with a head like a wheat barrel.

White goods: It turned out to be a Shaolin monk. It's strange that Dao Dao has this ability.

Xu Xian: I saw the beads of phlegm fall to the ground. It made a noise when it fell.

White goods: Very impressive.

Xu Xian: I wiped my face again. I am very angry.

White goods: I'm not idle or dirty this time.

Xu Xian: Why do you spit everywhere? You sprayed me in the face.

White goods: Ah, it turned out to be spitting everywhere, spitting all over my face, which is disgusting enough.

Xu Xian: (with a northeast accent and a little stuttering) Who are you talking about, son? What happened? This is your territory?

White goods: I don't seem to be satisfied.

Xu Xian: It is everyone's responsibility to pay attention to public health. If everyone were like you, how dirty it would be.

White goods: Good point.

Xu Xian: (Doctrine) Why is your mouth so open? Thirst, uncle. I was born with a lot of saliva. You want it. Open your mouth and take another bite. I quickly get out of the way. But the wind blew in my face.

White goods: That's disgusting.

Xu Xian: I wiped my face with my hand. It stinks.

White goods: Does it smell good? Still wearing it. 、

Xu Xian: I'm really angry. You wiped your saliva!

White goods: I think so.

Xu Xian: (with a northeast accent) You dare to call me a sick cat if the tiger is not arrogant. Get out of my way. The beggar wants to take care of me! !

White goods: I hate it. Who is a beggar?

Xu Xian: Me.

White goods: swearing is very immoral. Make him apologize.

Xu Xian: Yes, I won't let him go. I asked him why he cursed.

White goods: I think so.

Xu Xian: (dogma) I'm sorry I scolded you. I can see that you are weak.

White goods: What do you mean?

Xu Xian: I don't need to shoot. I just heard a bang. I'm Venus with a silver star, and the sky is full of stars.

White goods: that's the real fight.

Xu Xian: My mouth is ringing.

White goods: looking for teeth everywhere.

Xu Xian: I spit out broken teeth and blood. I was thinking, who is this?

Bai goods: Obviously, this is a bad citizen who lacks public morality and morality.

Xu Xian: I wonder how cute and interesting Peisi Chen is. Why does this bald man hate him so much?

White goods: This is not where to follow.

Xu Xian: I had a fight with him. Why did you hit me? I summoned up my courage and rushed at him. I saw a man kicked ten meters away.

White goods: You are also good enough.

Xu Xian: What? I was kicked out before I got there.

White goods: it's miserable enough.

Xu Xian: Then our security guard came out. There are many people around. Everyone unanimously accused him and asked him to apologize to me and compensate for the medical expenses. Otherwise, send it to the public security department.

White goods: Cleaners love legal protection, and newspapers have exposed many such bad situations. Such immoral citizens should be severely punished.

Xu Xian: We are a society ruled by law. Our work should also be respected. Seeing something bad, the man left 200 yuan and ran away.

White goods: The manager should praise you this time.

Xu Xian: You are beautiful.

White goods: I am beautiful.

Xu Xian: (Learning Manager) 008,008 What did I say about you? Spit everywhere. What do you want? Do you understand your duty? Do you think it's too quiet? Do you want to change your site after you've done enough?

White goods: What manager?

Xu Xian: I'm dirty and tired all day, and I have to suffer indignities. The more I do this job, the angrier I get.

White goods: It must be several people. 360 lines, each line is indispensable. There is only a different division of labor in today's society, and there is no occupational discrimination. As long as he works by his own hands, he is a glorious self-reliant worker.

Xu Xian: I like to hear this. Tell me one thing that changed my life.

White goods: If you resign, you will lose your job again.

Xu Xian: There is only one toilet in our supermarket. Some people are inside, some people pee on the wall, some people pee in the floor drain, and some people sing while urinating.

White goods: What are you singing?

Xu Xian: The water from Liaohe River flows leisurely through my front door, and then flows through my front door-look at that door again.

White goods: It's really a flowing river. What a person.

Xu Xian: One day, after I finished cleaning, I want people to come to Qin Ying to clean toilets.

White goods: That's right.

Xu Xian: I walked into the toilet and really gave me a fright.

White goods: Are there monsters?

Xu Xian: I saw a man over 1.8 meters tall, handsome, wearing straight pants and bright hair. He stood by the pool, and his big beautiful eyes smiled at me.

White goods: I dare to be a beautiful man.

Xu Xian: I'm panting and I have goose bumps all over.

White goods: you must be full of yellow teeth.

Xu Xian: Stop guessing.

White goods: Then tell me quickly.

Xu Xian: Will you stop talking? Dude, this is a sink, not a urinal.

White goods: huh? Piss in the sink, doesn't it?

Xu Xian: Want to follow suit?

White goods: I don't have that ability.

Xu Xian: (Squeezing like that man and woman, lifting their pants in the cold war) Scared me to death. I almost made you sick. Excuse me, someone in the pit is in a hurry to pee.

White goods: Scared me enough.

Xu Xian: Excuse me, please brush it before you go. (imitating a female voice)

White goods: I think so.

Xu Xian: Sorry, forget it. Brother, please.

White goods: He is idle and dirty, too.

Xu Xian: He just walked out. I caught him.

White goods; Brush the pool before you go.

Xu Xian: (talking like a woman) Bye, brother. As the saying goes, labor is the most glorious, and you are glorious. I will give you this reputation by developing my style.

White goods: good man! Don't let him go.

Xu Xian: (Doctrine) It's too dirty. Why are you holding on to me?

White goods: idle hands are dirty, and the pool will be fine.

Xu Xian: What's the matter? What happened? What do you want? Give face to shame!

White goods: how to curse?

Xu Xian: (dogma) Let me go!

White goods: just don't let go.

Xu Xian: Let me go and don't provoke me, or I will kick you.

White goods: It's really annoying.

Xu Xian: Don't stare at me with your dead fish eyes. Just listen to the sound.

White goods: You dragged him down.

Xu Xian: I was kicked to the ground by him. I sat on the floor drain, covered in urine and mud.

White goods: Get up quickly. Give him golden light.

Xu Xian: I'm sick and angry.

White goods: Can you not be angry?

Xu Xian: Don't go. Just then, the manager came.

White goods: Just in time.

Xu Xian: (Learning Manager) 008 What are you doing? It's nothing. I'm too busy.

White goods: He went-

Xu Xian: Go to work and don't try to leave. (looking at the man) I haven't been waiting for you long, so I came to see you. Don't argue with him. At first glance, he is a fairy with water in her brain.

White goods: He peed in the sink.

Xu Xian: He is my friend. Does he look like that?

White goods: what leader?

Xu Xian: I am very angry. I don't want this job today either. I patted the urine mud on my ass and pointed to our manager's pig face. I think your mind is full of shit. Why is it so smelly? My brother resigned today. I pushed them away with my hand and strode out of them.

White goods: OK, I really quit.

Xu Xian: Look at their breasts. Each one has a Wuzhishan.

White goods: urine mud. But then again, this sense of urgency is always male. Once I saw a man singing while urinating on the outer wall of a public toilet.

Xu Xian: What to sing?

White goods: (singing) dry wine is not for sale, dry wine is not for sale.

Xu Xian: Here, we appeal to those handsome guys not to defecate everywhere, for the sake of the next generation, and also for the respect of others.

White goods: That's right. So you lost your job. What are you going to do now?

Xu Xian: I still work in the company. Back in the company, I explained the situation to the leader, who understood me very well and changed my working environment. My current leader takes care of his subordinates and does things fairly. I am also very happy in my present job.

White goods: Great.

Xu Xian: I am a cleaner, and the beautiful environment cannot be separated from me.

White goods: Yes, a great cause.

Xu Xian: I am a cleaner, and the construction of the motherland cannot be separated from me.

White goods: Yes, an important occupation.

Xu Xian: I'm a cleaner. I was the first to bear the brunt in 2008.

White goods: for the gold medal.

Xu Xian: We should turn our motherland into a beautiful garden and welcome tourists from all directions. welcome

China's. Welcome China.

White goods: Welcome to China.

Xu Xian: It's nice to have all the guests praise my motherland.

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White goods: Great! I also want to be a cleaner. Very glorious.

Xu Xian: It happens that my previous unit is very important.

White goods: no, no, no, somewhere else.

Xu Xian: Don't worry, the manager there has been fired for corruption.

White goods: Such people should have stepped down long ago. Then I'm leaving.

Xu Xian: OK.

Bai Huo and Xu Xian: We are cleaners, glorious cleaners. Please don't urinate, spit or litter. Protecting public health is everyone's responsibility. Love flowers and trees, love-

Xu Xian: Come on, don't waste your money. Say goodbye quickly.