Primary school students' non-mainstream copywriting

Non-mainstream copywriting for primary school students (selected 47 sentences) 1. It's really his mother's fault that Xiaoming is so ugly. Dad is still drinking at one o'clock in the middle of the night. My classmate XXX and I went out to play by bike, and his valve core was broken, so I took mine out and put it on him, and we rode home happily together. 4. People's Liberation Army uncles crawl forward one by one, just like green bugs crawling on the ground. Today, my mother asked me to go out to buy food. I asked how much it was a catty, and the vegetable seller said 5 points. I said, really cheap, really cheap, really cheap, really cheap. 6.7. My mother has a white belly and protruding eyes. 8. My brother has a new shaved head, just like the little bald donkey in Shaolin Temple. 9. Some chickens on the farm are caught to make chicken essence, and some are used to cook chicken soup. They all died in the end. 10. Very nice little girl: I completely robbed the bank. 1 1. There are no stray cats and dogs and homeless people in the school. 12. If I become a nurse in the future, I will treat patients like a lover. 13. Geese baa baa fly by; The round moon is like a bow. 14. The old lady took out four 500 yuan RMB. 15. He took off his clothes and put on his trousers. 16. I was born in this world because of my parents. 17. As pupils in the new era, we know that Beijing is close to the capital. 18. bunting floats on the playground. Men and women throw darts. One dart for you and one dart for me. Intestines and stomach are flying all over the sky! 19. The corner of my house is beautiful, round and bright, and it is a toilet. 20. My mother is short and tall, thin and fat. 2 1. There is a ditch in front of my house, which is really sad. 22. When I went home and opened the door, my dog strode towards me. 23. I walked into a department store. Ah, it seems that people's living standards have really improved. Look at the old farmer, with a refrigerator in his left hand and a TV in his right, trotting away. 24. The secret of success lies in persistent pursuit of goals. 25. love books Please believe that it is the cornerstone of all buildings and monuments and the foundation of all pillars. 26.？ Burn ointment and oil and continue to live in poverty. ? All geniuses are the strongest cows. They work 18 hours a day and are tireless. 27. May you be the wind with white sails; I hope you are a boat, breaking the blue waves. Life is to smile in front of you, move forward bravely and embrace colorful life. 28. A lofty ideal is the sun in one's heart, which can illuminate every step of life. 29. I miss my bosom friend in my dream, but I hide my friendship in my heart. Farewell to temporary separation in the distance. Childlike heart is still there, you and I love each other. 30. The beach of the sea of life in front of you is a golden manuscript. May you write a poem of life with ideal brilliance on this boundless white paper! 3 1. Don't be disheartened because there is no hope of going to school by boat. You should see that the colors of your time are much richer than you think, and you can make more choices than you think. 32. The lofty ideal is the guiding light of life. With it, life has a direction; With it, I feel very full inside. Take firm steps towards the established goals! Don't just wait for spring like flowers, but take it away like swallows. 34. Spring is a green world, and autumn is a golden world. May you use the green of youth to brew a rich golden autumn in the future! 35. The man who has made up his mind to succeed is half done. 36. Don't say that the time of a day is insignificant, and the long years of life are connected by this day; May you cherish every day of your life journey and make every day move forward vigorously. 37. Smart people, do tomorrow today; Lazy people do what they did yesterday. Stupid people, put off what happened yesterday until tomorrow. May you be a clever boy! May you be the master of time! 38. Get up at dawn and be diligent in doing good. ? May you love the spring of life, cherish the early morning of time, learn plum blossom and fight for it? The first branch of the east wind? . Scrap iron can be turned into useful steel because it can stand the test of pain. 40. Think of dusk as dawn, and time will keep coming; Starting with success, achievements will continue to emerge. 4 1. Birds are expensive and have wings, while people are expensive and ambitious. Ambition is the door to a career, and confidence is the starting point of a career. 42. An ideal piano must pluck the strings of struggle in order to play the wonderful music of life. 43. You are smart, kind and lively. Sometimes you fantasize, sometimes you are silent, you meditate in silence, and you look for it in fantasy. Little you will grow up, little you will mature, may you be stronger! May you be more confident! 44. Dear child, you have the most enviable age, and the road in front of you is golden. May you grow up quickly and have a bright future. 45. River, I hope you are a boat that is persistent; If life is a boat, may you be a sailor rain or shine. You have a pair of wings. Fly tenaciously, not convinced by the wind and rain; Fly sincerely, don't be intoxicated by sweet honey. Towards a clear goal, fly to a better life. 47. An ideal as beautiful as the morning glow beckons you. You are water drops, and you will all be active in the sea of the motherland!