"Report to me, the princess has hanged herself at the gate for three days. Will you continue? " "Are you willing to admit your mistake?" "Wang

I actually read the stupid love literature of the prince and princess with relish …

"Princess Wang Ye has been forced to watch the exposure of the No.8 wind for three days."

"Are you willing to admit your mistake?"

"No princess said to tell you to hurry up."

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Recently, Weibo's homepage has been screened by similar jokes.

After unremitting efforts to investigate (crazy brush Weibo)

Only then did I find that it was such an advertisement from Weibo's novel.

The copy is like this. The devil hanged the princess in the gate for three days. . .

At this moment, I want to ask: Your Majesty, is this your lost princess?

How tragic the fate of the princess is, the kind I still pity.

After a while, I need to kneel in the desert for three days and three nights. When I saw the sand sculpture, I had to say "I'm sorry" with my fist.

Then I will kneel in the snow for two days;

Not all the princesses are dead. Why don't we look at a hammer?

There is also a princess whose blood broke through the physiological limit of human beings and was drained by the prince, leaving a pair of stillbirths. . . . . ↓

The ancient princess could only hang the gate rudely and expose herself to the sun, but the modern young master's means of torturing his wife has improved!

Hanging on the electric fan and spinning wildly ↓

PS: It's strange to have an abortion without this!

Or just one kidney.

Probably the author wants to tell readers a well-known truth through the love story of young master and his wife: young people stay up late less and hurt their kidneys. ↓

As soon as the "princess" literature came out, some netizens began to spoof it. . .

The spicy princess who has been in the sun for five days is going to cry! ↓

The princess was thrown into the detention center, but she was very happy to be the eldest sister of the detention center. Dalian can't help but sigh: Princess wuli is so stubborn!

Princess Wang Can still travels to the present * * * to taste the bald life.

There is also a spoof version of Shiro online incarnation of the palace empresses.

Combined with current events, Sao Aorui Edition ↓

There is even a proposition version ↓

If you use a major or a job, how can you make the princess admit her mistake?

(Your Majesties, please reply enthusiastically in the comments section. )

Xiao Ming from law school said-

"Princess Wang Ye has been sent by you to study law for three years!"

"Are you willing to admit your mistake?"

"Whoever refuses to say that he has illegally detained others or illegally deprived others of their personal freedom by other means shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention, public surveillance or deprivation of rights."

Xiaohong of the School of Economics and Management said-

"Princess Wang studied accounting for three years."

"Are you willing to admit your mistake?"

"Yes, but I was arrested for making false accounts a year ago."

Xiao Gang of medical school said-

"Princess Wang Ye has been sent to take the medical student exam for three days!"

"Will you admit your mistake?"

"Recognized. She said you were Ma Dongmei. "

Xiao Fang of the School of Civil Engineering said-

"Princess Wang has been sent by you to study civil engineering for three years."

"Will you admit your mistake?"

"No, but she built us a new house of 8,000 square meters."

Xiaoli, who has just been admitted to Bo, said-

"Princess Wang has been sent to study for a doctorate for three years."

"Are you willing to admit your mistake?"

"Yes, but she can't. She said that the tutor would make her endure for six years. "

This kind of advertisement that wants to doubt your IQ always appears when you brush Weibo/Zhang Zixun/71395.html. If you can successfully attract your attention in the word 140, click to follow the official WeChat account/download the APP/ pay for reading, then their purpose will be achieved.

To sum up, there are two typical characteristics-

First, copywriting sand sculptures emerge one after another.

The princess becomes a sand sculpture lady, and abortion is easy, which is the basic configuration.

A humble lady with a little positive energy, the embodiment of African mining online rich woman. Is the president here? Madame is richer than you! ↓

It's a little wild, just like this young lady beat the young master's head out of the water.

(The backhand is 10, the biology textbook. Madam, please learn the human body composition before falling in love!

)

Second, the map confuses Hangzhou senior technician certificate. You can apply for public rental housing, and the national skill subsidy is 2000 yuan.

For example, the picture in this advertisement is actually her husband Li Zeyan?

There is also an advertisement, which is obviously a romance novel, but it is accompanied by a photo of two men holding hands. . .

Although the advertising copy is mentally retarded, the picture is at sixes and sevens.

But looking at the small and cool style summary, I really want to click in and have a look. Generally speaking, their love stories can be divided into the following categories:

1, women disguised as men series

His Royal Highness the Prince disguised as a man, was found pregnant by the Regent, and they lived a life without shame.

2, the whole family desperately spoil series

The princess finally gave birth to her first * * * * grandfather, who ordered on the spot: you seven! Give me a good spoil her!

3. My daughter-in-law, I will raise the series.

Daughter-in-law has to be raised since childhood. Why not adopt a 5-year-old girl directly?

4. The mother of the king's counterattack loves me again.

Many years later, the single mother who was forced to leave her hometown took her children back to her hometown to attack the man. Finally, she got help from her children.

After clicking in, I found that it really opened the door to a new world.

In addition to the classification by subject matter, the general plot actually has routines.

I. Classification according to the background of the times

Second, according to whether the woman has feelings for the man.

Anyway, you must have been abused. You are shivering, your liver hurts, and you are very upset. Finally, I will give you a happy ending.

But cool, the plot routine is understandable at all, huh?

But can your plot be any more serious?

Author: I really doubt that you are insulting my arithmetic ability.

One time is an unexpected second time ..........................................................................................................................................................................

You'd better go back to kindergarten to rebuild!

Let's put aside the author's personal arithmetic ability and see what shocking plots there are.

The reason why the pregnant woman almost died was that the * * * * in her stomach caught her heart?

I'm really online, subway old man, blue T, look at my mobile phone, JPG

There are two main doubts:

1, * * * * * The natural divine power that pierces visceral muscles and reaches the heart of pregnant women.

2. Doctors are just like the aid level of Heaven and Earth Ghost Hospital.

There are magic words like "boiling cold water"

Hot cold water sprayed on me, and I felt particularly embarrassed. Now my whole body has been seen, and my perfect figure in golden ratio has been exposed.

The eye play is also excellent. Sometimes gentle and sometimes cold, just like the faucet at home.

At the mention of her, his eyes suddenly became gentle and cold. When he looked at me, his eyes suddenly became gentle and cold: "Let's go!" " ! After thinking about it, his eyes became gentle again.

Lost in love with an atavistic boyfriend?

My husband, the prince, stood in the distance and waved to me. He has a bearded face, and his whole face can't tell where it is. Only I can accurately find the position of his mouth on his furry face and put a grape in it.

Although the plot was extremely embarrassing, I still burped with laughter.

Why can this kind of brain-dead literature, which can detect low IQ at a glance, become a new source of happiness for many people who eat melons?

Maybe what's really interesting about it is the sudden thunder and embarrassment?

One minute you watch it with relish, and the next minute, it thunders one after another, all kinds of thunder, crisp outside and tender inside?

Whether it's a netizen playing sand sculpture on the whole network, or spitting with friends in the group, or even just a person silently brushing his mobile phone, he silently spits: Oh, this damn sweet!