Xiangyang 34 long property

In the dining room, there are two fathers and sons eating. They each ordered a steak from 70 yuan, and only paid 2 10 yuan when paying the bill. Why? Answer: This is three generations.

Xiaobai bought a box of jiaozi incense, and an average roll of jiaozi incense can be lit for half an hour. If he wants to measure 45 minutes, what should he do? Answer: First light both ends of one roll of mosquito-repellent incense and one end of another roll of mosquito-repellent incense. It takes exactly 45 minutes to light the other end of the mosquito-repellent incense with only one end and burn it out when the mosquito-repellent incense lit at both ends is not completely burned out.

What cakes can't be eaten? Answer: discus

How many cubic meters of silt are there in a pond 4 meters long, 3 meters wide and 2 meters deep? Answer: The pond is empty and there is no mud.

What number minus half equals zero? Answer:

On an operating bus, only one third of people buy tickets, but the conductor and driver are indifferent. There are no children among the passengers, no friends between the driver and the conductor, and no monthly ticket holders. Why? Answer: There is only one passenger on the bus.

How long does it take 10 minutes for 8 people to eat 8 servings of fast food, 16 people to eat 16 servings of fast food? Answer: 10 minutes.

What has the same production date and effective date? Answer: Daily newspaper

Your father and your mother gave birth to a son. He is neither your brother nor your brother. Who is he? Answer: It's yourself.

Take a deck of cards to the king of size, carefully wash the remaining 52 cards, and then divide them into two piles, A and B, with 26 cards in each pile. If this is divided into 10 thousand times, how many times should the black card of pile A be equal to the red card of pile B? Answer: All are equal.

Give 10 children 50 pieces of sugar. The numbers are different. You can't break the sugar. Can you share it? Answer: No, because "1+2+3...+ 10" =

Ayong always procrastinates, but his superiors always praise him. Why? A: He is a mason.

What English letters are the most pleasing to listen to? Answer: cd

Where is the narrowest road? Answer: The way home is very narrow.

There is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is plugged with a cork. How can you drink the wine in the bottle without breaking the bottle, unplugging the cork and drilling holes in the cork? Answer: Push the cork into the bottle.

I went to Mong Kok to see a movie this afternoon. When I got to Mong Kok, I couldn't see anyone. Why? Answer: Not half of them.

What fish can't be eaten? Answer: wooden fish

What if raw rice is cooked into mature rice? Answer: Eat.

It's hairy above, hairy below, and hairy at night. An organ of the human body. Answer: eyes

If the zoo is on fire, which animal will escape first? Answer: people

Valentine's day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what cards should I send to a woman to win her heart? Answer: Credit card.

If you want to realize your dream, what should you do first? Answer: wake up.

Five apples were divided between two people. What is the fairest way to divide it? Answer: squeeze into juice

Why does the egret warbler always sleep with one foot down? Answer: if you shrink your feet, you will fall.

Mr. Huang, who was lovelorn, took to the streets on a dark windy night for a month and flew head-on. He stood between two headlights, the car roared by, but the person was unscathed. Why? Answer: There are two motorcycles walking side by side.

If you had a pair of wings, what would you do? A: Go to the hospital.

Who is the king of beasts? Answer: the director of the zoo

Cosmetics can make a woman's face beautiful, but who will make her face ugly? Answer: the person who pays.

Xiaoming bought a 75-yuan item with a hundred yuan, but the boss only gave him five yuan. Why? Answer: He only gave it to 80 yuan.

What gets dirtier the more you wash it? Answer: water.

What is 123? Answer: It is a number.

Farmers raise 10 cows, with only 19 horns. Why? Answer: One of them is a rhinoceros.

The fat lady has an amazing weight. My husband wanted her to lose weight, but one day, she went to weigh herself, and the pointer pointed to zero. My husband still wanted her to lose weight. Why? Answer: the pointer turns once and then points to zero, of course, it has to be reduced.

A cat ran away when it saw a mouse. Why? Answer: It's normal. The cat is chasing a mouse.

Who was the first person I saw when I got up after the explosion? Answer: terrible.

There was a lady who had been divorced several times and played a four-character idiom. A: The former husband (work) is exhausted.

Why do hens have short legs? Answer: When laying eggs standing, it is easy to break them when you are high from the ground.

Why does a person often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices? Answer: Divers

Xiao Zhang was driving and accidentally ran into a telephone pole. There was a dead man in the car when the police arrived. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him and the police believed him. Why? A: He drove the body.

Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper, why does he often look at his classmates? Answer: Xiaoming is a teacher.