Classic lines of TV series "The Law of First Marriage"

20 13 Urban Comedy jointly produced by Future Films, Julius Yi Sheng and Benshan Media. Created by Zhou Yong, the screenwriter of Naked Marriage, with Jin Chen as the director and Zhao Benshan as the artistic director, it is the first TV series invested and produced by Eva Huang Juli Yi Sheng Film and Television Media Co., Ltd. after its establishment, starring Eva Huang, Song Xiaobao, Zhang Junhan and other famous actors, and tells a happy story of "the toad can eat swan meat": Li Yuetong, a "golden leftover woman", was forced to get married by her mother Zhao Youlan on the grounds that her father was dying, and then she and her husband were forced to marry. The play premiered in Jiangsu Satellite TV, Shandong Satellite TV and Liaoning Satellite TV on March 13. The network premiere is exclusively provided by Youku. From the opening of 16 to its release on the 28th, the drama continued to win the prime-time championship, with the highest viewing rate of 3.34% and the highest viewing share of 8.86%. By the end of the whole drama update in Youku.com, the on-demand rate of the drama has exceeded 330 million, making it the first well-deserved hit drama in 20 13.

Article 22 Marriage rules:

1, Zhang Duo: Isn't it silly for your mother to search other people's rooms without permission?

Li Yuetong: You are only a sophomore. Your whole family are sophomores.

2. Li Yuetong: You look like a villain.

Zhang Duo: Never mind who he is, isn't the little man also a man?

3. Zhang Duo: If I fall in love with you, I will be bitten by a mad dog, my arm will be scratched, and my head will be pulled out by the door frame. ...

Li Yuetong: You need a fake house and I need a fake husband. It seems so!

5. Li Yuetong: If you want to watch movies in the cinema and download them to your computer, first of all, you don't respect intellectual property rights. Secondly, what effect can it have on the computer? No quality of life.

Zhang Duo: I ... I like it that way. Can you intervene in this matter?

Li Yuetong: Eating with you is the same reason. You think eating is to fill your stomach. Yes, eating and filling the stomach is one of the basic functions, but it is the demand of low-level animals. As the' terminal' of the food chain, we humans eat, to be exact, when we eat, it is a process of appreciating and tasting food. This is disrespectful to us. You got it?

Zhang Duo: I see. You have good taste. Your food is more delicious, especially this noodle. Tastes like shit.

Li Yuetong: Zhang Duo, stay away from me. I can't communicate with you.

Li Yuetong: Gao Fushuai in my dream, can you help me move the gas tank? Can you help me change my plan in the middle of the night? Can you stand my sometimes unreasonable bad temper? Can it be sandwiched between parents and mother-in-law? Instead of fantasizing about illusory idols, it is better to catch the real people around you!

7. Li Yuexi: How can you be more stupid than a pig? Do it. I agree with this idea. I'm on Mr. Wu's side. Did you make it clear enough?

Zhang Duo: I want to know, why are you so kind to me?

Li Yuetong: To be clear, I prefer your creativity, not you.

Zhang Duo: I can never keep up with your ideas, but I have to admit that you still have some judgment.

Li Yuetong: No, my ability is very poor. I can't appreciate high-level things. I can only look at the rubbish.

Zhang Duo: I see. My idea passed, didn't it?

Li Yuetong: Zhang Duo, have you seen the dinosaurs in the science films? It's the kind that it hurts after you hit its tail for half a year. I thought you were as quick as a dinosaur, but I was wrong. You are just a dinosaur specimen.

Zhang Duo: Hehe, this girl is really flattering. Oh, this overestimates me. I'm not even a specimen. I am an egg.

Li Yuetong: OK, please get out of here. I'm going to faint.

Zhang Duo: I'm suffocating. (classic)

Li Yuetong: Hey, wait, did you really come up with this idea yourself?

Li Yuexi: If you dare to provoke me, your honor of life and death will be in my hands! I will kill you for selfish purposes. ...

9. Li Yuexi: Leaders are not people, let alone women. Don't reason with women, or you will die miserably!

Li Yuetong: Do you have a car?

Zhang Duo: I have a car, a bike and a pedal. That's my best entrepreneurial tool.

1 1, Zhang Duo: You are a crow that falls on a pig, but you can't see yourself when others are dark. You are so young, beautiful and have a good job, and now you are reduced to signing this contract with me. Do you think you have a problem? So you will be left behind. Just like seafood abalone, it's not delicious if it's left. Two words to describe you is very appropriate, incisively and vividly, leftover woman.

Zhang Duo: Does your tooth still hurt?

Li Yuetong: My teeth are with the doctor. How do you know if it hurts?

13, Property: This city is not like your countryside, and it defecates everywhere.

Zhang Duo's father: How can you bury people? People in rural areas are caught going to the toilet, and I sometimes solve problems in cornfields!

14, Zhang Duo: The dog jumped over the wall in a hurry.

Li Yuetong: I'll see if you can jump.

Zhang Duo: ... I put up with it.

15, Zhang Duo's mother: This bastard is your father ...

Zhang Duo's dad: How to talk!

Zhang Duo: No wonder my mother always calls me this son of a bitch. ...