Classic lines of men and women in hidden marriage

1, perfuming is actually the same as love, not overnight, but thousands of times.

Being single doesn't mean there are no men, but there may be more different men.

3, in fact, listening to jokes should also have professional ethics. Sometimes when you hear a joke a million times, you still have to pretend to hear it for the first time. It is not easy for people who listen to jokes, and it is not easy for people who tell jokes. It is not easy for everyone. It's no problem to hold a performance.

In fact, men have always stayed in primitive society and acted as hunters. They used to hunt food, but now they hunt beautiful women. Actually, it's all the same Who is delicious?

She always knows the direction except the feeling.

6. Maybe those transactions between money and body are simpler, and each has its own needs. When money is mixed with emotion, it is the most complicated and difficult thing.

7. One of the most important roles of a man is a fire extinguisher. If the fire doesn't go out, you will have to go out.

8. Embarrassment between men and women is not a bad thing. There is always love. The more you love, the more you love, but not necessarily the more you love.

9. People who like to drive are all controlling people. Controlling the steering wheel is actually similar to controlling the love situation.

10, work is like a sex scene with too long foreplay and too late climax, which makes people anxious!

1 1, women, love to make choices, don't know what kind of clothes to choose, don't know what kind of man to choose, but it's all the same. When you don't know, use elimination to put down the one you don't like first.

12, praising women is a passport for men.

13, this man, the so-called "sincerity" is also relative. Men don't care about honesty. Only when they are really "old" can they be truly "practical".

14, women's taste in perfume is relatively stable, while men's choice of women's taste is often surprising.

15, a man regards marrying you as his greatest dream, which is his greatest sincerity and sincerity to you. Isn't that a good thing? However, if a man regards marrying you as his biggest dream, what will he do in his life? After all, women are really hard to serve.

Actually, career is an aphrodisiac for men.

17. Men are naturally fond of chasing. You can't stop. You have to let him chase you forever. You should let him know that you are the woman he worked so hard and worked so hard to get. You can't let a man pursue others once and for all.

18, choosing a husband is an act that combines feelings, vision, wisdom, courage and courage.

19, only when you lose the person you love the most will you know what is forever.

20. Cut apples are most easily oxidized by air. Like men and women in the cold war.

2 1, one person can also beg for peach blossoms.

22. The highest state of a liar is to deceive yourself.

23. There is no sin in not loving someone, but it is the greatest sin to hurt someone who loves you with fallacies.

In the end, I finally found that I was not the only one waiting behind him.

25. In this world, there are only reasons for sadness, and there is no excuse for sinking.

26. Marriage is the antidote to love.

I will always remember how much I love you, but I can't go back.

Nowadays, hidden marriage has become a phenomenon and a racial group, and people have to wonder: to what extent can an aboveboard marriage that needs social recognition and witness become a secret privacy?

Classic lines of naked marriage

1, as long as the conditions are good, I will marry! That will often hurt you for the rest of your life! 2, love is mountaineering, marriage is climbing to the top, and then you can walk slowly with your shoes on.

People who walk beside you every day don't just want to be friends with you!

4, I just know a truth today, what is nothing!

5. Do we have a house or not? If so, we decided to rent a house outside.

6. I love you too! If we don't stop doing it, why don't we get married?

7. I once secretly liked you! But since I am divorced, why can't I be accepted?

8, getting married, that is, being together for a long time will be very annoying and tired. But after separation, I will know that I really can't leave her!

Tong Qian Jia, I beg you to marry me. Although I have no money, car, house or diamond ring, I have a heart to accompany you to your old age. When you are old, I will still carry you behind my back. When you lose your tooth, I will chew it up and feed it to you. If you die, I will die, or if I leave you unattended in this world, I will be a ghost. Tong Qianjia, I love you. Marry me!

10, I must plan as a whole, plan ahead, think deeply and be far-sighted for our future life.

1 1. Love without bread will only starve the next generation!

12, I must wait until you die, or I won't be at ease if I leave you alone in this world without anyone to take care of you.

13, people have plenty of backgrounds, but we only have our backs.

There are only two things in this world that can make women happy. One is Audi and the other is Dior.

15, women should not worship money too much. The consequence of money worship is to become worthless. Jiao Jiao is an example. What did she see in Huang Youwei? Nothing more than his stinking money, changed the house, changed the car, changed her Lu, and changed her big momma. What happened? Being fooled, it's not yourself who gets hurt in the end.

16, there is no perfect person, only 100% two hearts!

Qian Jia and I have gone beyond this love relationship. We are related now.

18, it is not her fault to be a mistress, but it is wrong to ruin us.

19, pregnancy is a test of men's attitude!

20. Money has feelings. What's the use of being handsome? Can I put it in the bank as a credit card machine? What's the use of good character? Can I eat it on the table?

2 1, in this era, there is a market for non-virgins!

22. What I don't like most is sweet and sour pork ribs. The point is that ribs are too stuffy.

23. I must make an overall plan for our future life, plan ahead, think carefully and be far-sighted.

24. Except that I love you more than you love me, I am not beyond your qualifications.

25, married, not because I don't like to play, but because I really don't have time!

26, you are Robinson on a desert island, you are the Monkey King of seventy-two, you are Nezha of superhuman powers!

27, eight years, even a piece of ice will be melted by my Liu Yiyang, why is your mother so stubborn?

28. Before we got married, we all had a good time! After getting married, I found that money is getting less and less! Even watching a movie and eating a Pizza Hut are so extravagant!

I assure Chairman Mao that I care about you!

30, poor couples mourn for a hundred days! If you are not capable, don't get married easily!

3 1, married, it is best not to live with parents, living habits are really bad!

32. Stop shooting, or it will be even if you shoot again.

33, two people have lived for a long time, occasionally have to escape, try to live alone, so you will know how much you can't live without her!

34. Your granddaughter-in-law, with a full heaven and a straight person, will give you a big fat boy.

35, don't pout, one, two, three face!

36, twisted melon is not sweet, blind date or something, really unreliable!

37. Life doesn't need to be vigorous, just plain. If you have money to spend, you can earn it and spend it if you have no money. You can eat well with more money, but you can eat less.

38. Dear, you are so kind to me that I can't repay you. I have to promise myself.

I have nothing superior to you, except that I love you more than you love me.

40. I want to give you the best life. I want you to smile every day. I don't want you to squeeze the bus and subway every day. I don't want you to force yourself to be strong.

4 1, details beat love. I have nothing better than you except that I love you more than you love me. I realized a truth today, what is nothing!

42, not so good, you think your mother is everywhere! Everyone should get used to you!

43. I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, but I have a heart to accompany you to your old age. When you are old, I will still carry you and be your crutch. When you lose your teeth, I will chew them up and feed them to you. I must wait for you to die, or I will leave you alone in this world, and no one will take care of you. I don't trust being a ghost. Tong Qianjia, I love you.

44, to see the serious world, when the sun has not yet risen, there are already many people running around!

It doesn't matter if you are separated, but remember to apologize early and take her home!

46. This fully proves that I am young and strong.

47. Wax gourd: How much are you going to borrow? Liu: Fifty thousand. Wax gourd: 50 thousand, you respect me enough Do you think my meat is worth 50 thousand? Let's collect it and sell it.

48, I hope you can accept me, let me be your family, let me be your umbrella, your child!

49. Marriage is also a sign of maturity, which makes me understand the price of meat and rice!

50. When you are in love, men wait on you like servants; After you get married, you have to wait on him like a servant!

5 1. My life's goal is to make you happy in your childhood, the whole family happy, and our children and grandchildren happy.

52. Many people often want a lot, but when they get it, they find that the cost far exceeds the return!

When you have no teeth, I will chew them up and feed them to you.

54, what belongs to you will still belong to you, saying that all fancy things are hypocritical emotional liars and can't stand the test of life!

If you love her, take her home to your parents. Old people always look at people better than you!

56. If you encounter unhappy things in the company, you should put them down on your way home!

57. Liu Yiyang's father raised his glass and said, Come on, boy! Liu Yiyang: Come on, Lao Zi!

58. Liu: I'm not here. Child: You are everywhere. Do you think you are a bank and your father is Li Gang?

Don't get pregnant before you get married, or you will get the facts wrong!

60. There is a creature in this world who lives on her endless cheeks, and that is mistress.

Tong Qian Jia: Really? I don't know. Liu Yiyang: A gentleman can't talk about these things. What is happiness? Happiness is not what you decide, but what you really want to do.

62. Men still have to be men. At the critical moment, he should stand by his wife and give her enough support!

63. When you are old, I will still carry you on my back and be your crutch. When you have no teeth, I will chew them up and feed them to you. I will wait for you to die, or I will leave you alone in this world, and no one will take care of you. I don't trust being a ghost.

64. As long as you still believe in love, then she will come eventually!

65. Everything is original!

66. The most important thing to come out to work is to be in a good mood. If you are like this, coming out to work in the future will be worse than going to the grave.

67. Learn to respect all the people around you, the strangers you pass by in the sea of people, the creatures in the universe, and of course yourself.

68. Do you think your mother is everywhere? Everyone has to get used to you.

69. I understand. If I change, I will get a divorce. We'll do it tomorrow. Whoever doesn't leave is the grandson.

70. Please lower your voice decibel when talking to others. The earth doesn't revolve around you, and no one has the obligation to accommodate you, because it is a fool to make a fuss about some small things.

7 1, although you say you like what you catch a lot, you really don't have much!

72. Let's get married unless we stop doing it! We got married voluntarily. From today, we will shoulder the responsibilities and obligations entrusted to us by marriage, respect and care for each other, trust and encourage each other, understand each other and care for each other for life!

73. People's meanness is really unusual. There are many people who love me. They ask me if I am full and warm every day. If life is not satisfactory, I just take it for granted and will not be grateful at all. It happened that the person who showed my face every day once gave me a little sunshine, and I shone brilliantly.

74, wife, I have washed the incense!

75. There are only three people in the world who can treat you unconditionally for life-father, mother and yourself. So, in any case, we must respect our parents. Even if they push you into a corner, you should not argue with them or hurt them. Your parents will always be the omnipotent wall behind you, blocking all kinds of dangers for you.

76. My name is Liu Yiyang. I got married today. My bride's name is Don Qian Jia. She is beautiful and generous. I will love her all my life and give her happiness. I want all Jiangzhou people to know that I am from Qian Jia!

77. You are so hurt that my heart is broken. I want a knife. Let me show you. As broken as jiaozi.

78. We got married voluntarily. Starting today, we will shoulder the responsibilities and obligations entrusted to us by marriage, respect and care for each other, trust and encourage each other, understand and accommodate each other, and love each other for life! Liu Yiyang is in pain (Tong goes back to her parents for a few days): Dear, I miss you so much. Look, it's empty here. I can only put your picture here and hug it to sleep.

Introduction/A brief introduction to the story of naked marriage

Naked Marriage, an urban emotional drama invested and produced by Beijing Guang Cai Century Culture and Art Co., Ltd., is currently being shot in Beijing, which is a brand-new masterpiece of the famous director Huatao Teng after the hit drama Dwelling House. Popular artists, starring Yao Di, Kelly, Ding Jiali, Han Tongsheng, Liu Tianzuo, Ai Ru and many other powerful stars joined. In the play, the post-80s couple, played by the article and Yao Di, do not hesitate to be enemies with the whole world in order to achieve naked marriage, and they are quite unscrupulous. They do everything they can, such as hunger strike, stealing household registration books and running away from home. A series of tense scenes were staged in the play.

Classic lines of single men and women

Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men lie in bed, and there are a lot of them everywhere.

A woman without talent is a virtue. I think I must be too wicked.

Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm beautiful.

If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If only I couldn't love you.

The cashier said there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

Forgetting is very painful, as it was in the past and today. However, the pain of the past is because I can't remember it. Today's pain is because I am afraid I won't forget it.

Love that can't be together for life is just that people come and go in a hurry during a long journey, and no matter how long they stay, they always leave to take another flight.

Like a person, there is no pain. It may be a long pain to love someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world.

Grab your son's hand and drag him away.

I've gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face will touch the hang-up button.

Love hasn't come yet, and life is carefree; The most painful things are tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time, but in retrospect, it was so small.

Look for the reason from yourself first, and don't blame the earth for not having gravity when you are constipated.

Spring is a season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former. I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

Love comes, of course, it is also happy, but this kind of happiness has to be paid, and we must learn to accept disappointment, pain and parting. Since then, life is no longer simple.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

Two people are together for happiness, and breaking up is to alleviate pain. You can't make me happy anymore. I have to leave. When I left, it was also very painful. However, you must be more miserable than me, because I said goodbye first, and I was the first person to pursue happiness.

Article 22 Classic marriage rules

1, Zhang Duo: Isn't it silly for your mother to search other people's rooms without permission?

Li Yuetong: You are only a sophomore. Your whole family are sophomores.

2. Li Yuetong: You look like a villain.

Zhang Duo: Never mind who he is, isn't the little man also a man?

3. Zhang Duo: If I fall in love with you, I will be bitten by a mad dog, my arm will be scratched, and my head will be pulled out by the door frame. ...

Li Yuetong: You need a fake house and I need a fake husband. It seems so!

5. Li Yuetong: If you want to watch movies in the cinema and download them to your computer, first of all, you don't respect intellectual property rights. Secondly, what effect can it have on the computer? No quality of life.

Zhang Duo: I ... I like it that way. Can you intervene in this matter?

Li Yuetong: Just like eating with you, you think eating is to fill your stomach. Yes, eating and filling the stomach is one of the basic functions, but that is the demand of low-level animals. As the terminal of the food chain, we humans eat, to be exact, when we eat, it is a process of appreciating and tasting food. This is disrespectful to us. You got it?

Zhang Duo: I see. You have good taste. Your food is more delicious, especially this noodle. Tastes like shit.

Li Yuetong: Zhang Duo, stay away from me. I can't communicate with you.

Li Yuetong: Gao Fushuai in my dream, can you help me move the gas tank? Can you help me change my plan in the middle of the night? Can you stand my sometimes unreasonable bad temper? Can it be sandwiched between parents and mother-in-law? Instead of fantasizing about illusory idols, it is better to catch the real people around you!

7. Li Yuexi: How can you be more stupid than a pig? Do it. I agree with this idea. I'm on Mr. Wu's side. Did you make it clear enough?

Zhang Duo: I want to know, why are you so kind to me?

Li Yuetong: To be clear, I prefer your creativity, not you.

Zhang Duo: I can never keep up with your ideas, but I have to admit that you still have some judgment.

Li Yuetong: No, my ability is very poor. I can't appreciate high-level things. I can only look at the rubbish.

Zhang Duo: I see. My idea passed, didn't it?

Li Yuetong: Zhang Duo, have you seen the dinosaurs in the science films? It's the kind that it hurts after you hit its tail for half a year. I thought you were as quick as a dinosaur, but I was wrong. You are just a dinosaur specimen.

Zhang Duo: Hehe, this girl is really flattering. Oh, this overestimates me. I'm not even a specimen. I am an egg.

Li Yuetong: OK, please get out of here. I'm going to faint.

Zhang Duo: I'm suffocating.

Li Yuetong: Hey, wait, did you really come up with this idea yourself?

Li Yuexi: If you dare to provoke me, your honor of life and death will be in my hands! I will kill you for selfish purposes. ...

9. Li Yuexi: Leaders are not people, let alone women. Don't reason with women, or you will die miserably!

Li Yuetong: Do you have a car?

Zhang Duo: I have a car, a bike and a pedal. That's my best entrepreneurial tool.

1 1, Zhang Duo: You are a crow that falls on a pig, but you can't see yourself when others are dark. You are so young and beautiful, and you have a good job. Now you have to sign this contract with me. Do you think you have a problem? So you will be left behind. Just like seafood abalone, it's not delicious if it's left. Two words to describe you is very appropriate, incisively and vividly, leftover woman.

Zhang Duo: Does your tooth still hurt?

Li Yuetong: My teeth are with the doctor. How do you know if it hurts?

13, Property: This city is not like your countryside, and it defecates everywhere.

Zhang Duo's father: How can you bury people? People in rural areas are caught going to the toilet, and I sometimes solve problems in cornfields!

14, Zhang Duo: The dog jumped over the wall in a hurry.

Li Yuetong: I'll see if you can jump.

Zhang Duo: ... I put up with it.

15, Zhang Duo's mother: This bastard is your father ...

Zhang Duo's dad: How to talk!

Zhang Duo: No wonder my mother always calls me this son of a bitch. ...