Any suggestions?

Who do you think has helped us a lot in our lives?

Who will help us a lot? It's easy for people. Take me for example! Tong Yu helped me the most. If he hadn't given up his life to help me do the program so well, he wouldn't have been paid without complaint. ...

A: Forget it. Let's forget it. I did not ask him. I will say who helps us a lot and what kind of occupation, not just one person.

B: Oh! If you say so, I will understand. You mean career, right? I think the career that helps me the most is our director. Our director is a good man. ...

A: ahhh! Stop. Stop. I thought you were asked to write a letter of commendation today! Answer whatever I ask you!

B: Hey! Do you think our director can hear what I just said?

What is your plan? You said that on purpose, didn't you?

No, I still don't understand what you mean. What is the occupation that helps us the most? Be specific.

I don't understand, do I? Okay, let me make an analogy. For example, who should I thank for driving normally on the road?

B: car manufacturers!

A: I don't understand. Let me give another example! It's normal for you to go to work safely during the day without accidents. ...

Do you want me to die?

Please hear me out. You go to work during the day and go home at night to have a comfortable rest. You don't have to worry about public security. Who should you thank?

B: This, this is what property management should do. Why should I thank them?

I'm serious, right? It means, right?

No, tell me who you want to talk to.

A: I think we can drive safely on the road without worrying about public security because we are reliable day and night, thanks to the hard work of the police.

B: That's right! Although he eats our food and drinks, as an ordinary person, you can't complain. ...

A: Hey! What are you talking about? Who ate your food and drank yours?

Do you have legal knowledge? Do you know where all our taxes are paid? What can we do without our civil servants who pay taxes normally?

A: Oh! What do you mean by that! So we have a relationship with the police, and no one can live without anyone.

B: That's right! With the continuous progress and development of our society, the relationship between the police and the people will only develop in a good direction.

A: But it wasn't like this before. ...

B: Hey! Don't talk nonsense. If you say this now and let others hear you, you will be accused of obstructing the development of a harmonious society.

A: This is a misunderstanding, isn't it? What I want to say is the earliest, the Republic of China and the puppet Manchukuo.

B: Oh! When you said old society, I thought you wanted to say now!

A: At that time, the police were all putting on airs and didn't deal with personnel. No one thinks of the people. Just thinking about how to bully them, the people know them very well.

B: Really? At that time, the police had a very appropriate name.

What's your name?

B: Two demons.

A: Listen, the people hate them so much that they all left with the Japanese.

B: Hey! I heard that Tongyu's family is noble!

A: Do you know that?

B: From your tone, you know their family well?

A: I don't know, but I do know a lot more than others.

B: then don't hide. Tell me about it.

A: Every time you want to tell someone an ugly story, your eyes will light up!

Let's have fun! But you can't deny that Tong Yu's family is meaningful.

A: Bah! You are too bad. What's the fun? Didn't you put it on him?

B: That's more correct. Everyone wants to know what we are going to talk about today, right?

A: It's bad luck to do the program with you! I can't believe I offended someone with you.

B: That's it anyway. Just come!

A: It is said that Tong Yu's grandfather is a policeman in the Puppet Manchuria Police Station. The earliest old policeman.

B: Old enough. Listen, fake cops.

A: Old people are not bad people! When I first became a policeman, I decided to be a good policeman.

B: That's right! No one is born as a bad person. You are talking nonsense!

A: No, you can't be a good policeman in that environment. At that time, the general environment was that good people didn't want to be policemen, and policemen couldn't be good people.

Is it that serious?

Is it that serious? You don't understand the social atmosphere at that time. Tong Yu's grandfather just didn't like the cigar smoke at that time and decided to be a policeman to maintain social order.

B: OK!

It's good. What?

B: there is a saying that is good! Nothing in the world is difficult for one who sets his mind to it. How great it is to care about people's welfare!

A: If Tong Yu hears your praise, his grandfather will give you a beating.

B: Come on, he didn't care about me when I hurt him before!

A: Let's talk about it first. Tong Yu's grandfather became a policeman. When I first became a policeman, my blood was boiling! I thought being a policeman meant being a migrant worker! What should I do? Hey! I'll grab the half-open door.

B: Hey! This half-closed door is an unauthorized prostitute. It is called the secret door in Beijing and the secret door in the south. ...

Do you always go shopping?

B: Bah! Damn it!

Do not interrupt me! I'm talking about it!

B: You said yours.

A: Grandpa Tong Yu went to grab the half-open door. I don't know the specific location! Not as familiar as you, always spending!

Why do you always mention me? Say Tong Yu's grandfather!

A: Yes! Tongyu's grandfather went to spend money. ...

Hello! Tong Yu's grandfather spends nothing! Got it!

I asked you to help me take it to the ditch.

Who's taking who?

A: Yes! I'm going to catch it. At the place, Tong Yu's grandfather kicked the child away as soon as he lifted his foot. Do not move. I am a policeman. There are two people lying on the bed, a man and a woman.

B: Nonsense!

A: Tong Yu's grandfather swaggered with a baton in his hand.

B: meritorious service!

A: The prostitute took her time and lit a cigarette. Look at Tong Yu's grandfather. Dude, new COP, right? Tong Yu's grandfather heard it, huh? How did you know I was a new policeman? When that prostitute listens to music, if the old inspector sees your director lying here, why don't you leave quickly?

B: Huh? Shoot? The chief of police is not a good man either.

A: Tong Yu's grandfather is very wronged! Why is it so difficult for me to do good? I am a good man! As a good person, I can't eat anywhere, so I can't refute it! Anger! As soon as I got to the door of the theater, I was full of anger and saw that the play was a pastime! Pay when you get to the concierge. The conductor is happy at first sight. Ahem! Dude, new COP, right? Tong Yu's grandfather frowned when he heard this.

Why are you frowning?

A: He's angry! Why do I look so new? How can anyone see that I am a new policeman? But I can't tell you how ugly you are. You're a new COP! But he wants to know! How do you all know I'm a new COP? The conductor said that the old policeman came to us and went straight in without buying a ticket. Oh! This is not bullying! But he wanted to buy a ticket, and the conductor dared not charge any fees. Tong Yu is so angry with his grandfather! Even if I don't give you money, I deserve to be bullied. I don't care. I closed the curtains and went in. Those who walked in sat there watching the play with big knives! Just sitting down, someone next to him asked him, buddy, is it the new policeman? Huh? Tong Yu's grandfather felt uncomfortable when he heard the word new policeman, right! I am a new policeman. how do you know The man said that the old police came here sitting in the private room on the second floor, and no one was sitting downstairs. As soon as his grandfather heard this, I sat upstairs, so that people would not always say that I was a new policeman. Teng Teng Teng went upstairs and watched a play upstairs. I watched him want to go to the bathroom, and he wanted to go to the bathroom when he went downstairs. There happened to be a man who just came out, wearing pants. He saw Tong Yu's grandfather go to the toilet and said, Dude, are you a new policeman? Hearing this, his grandfather, hey! I am so angry! Yeah, how do you know that? Old policemen always pee directly on the second floor to the 1 building, and no one crowded the toilet.

B: Huh? Standing on the second floor to pee in 1 floor? Can people under that building stand it?

A: Tong Yu's grandfather has red eyes now, and he is very popular with others to say that he is a new policeman. All right, others pee on the second floor, and I pee on the second floor. I turned and went upstairs again, unbuttoned my pants and urinated on the second floor.

B: How about the one under the building?

A: At this moment, the people downstairs shouted, Dude, the new policeman, right? Tong Yu's grandfather almost never got angry when he heard these three words. Before he can let the people below speak first, the old policemen are urinating in circles. How can I water you alone?

B: Huh? Is there a rule for peeing?

What a good story! True story!

B: What's the true story? You are exaggerating. But at that time, it was very valuable for a policeman to think of doing something for the people. Including this old man who was educated after liberation and worked as a policeman for many years in the public security trunk line, this is very valuable. Tong Yu's father came and followed.

Are you in this line of work?

B: So do the police, right! Which narcotics squad do you work for? ...

A: Wait a minute. Where is it?

B: Drug squad!

A: Drug squad, not drug squad.

B: That's right! Drug squad, that's wrong. Working there is a very responsible person. What a good policeman! You know it's dangerous to deal with drug dealers, or you'll die.

A: Nothing is easy. There is no safe and easy job in the police industry.

B: Yes! Family members are always on tenterhooks. I can't help it This is the bowl of rice you ate. I often go out to handle cases, which are all major cases and dangerous. Fighting with drug dealers to the death, they often seize drugs, ecstasy, white powder, heroin and a lot of stolen money. To tell the truth, I have never seen so much money in my life. Tong Yu's father didn't even blink when he saw the money.

A: Never waver in the face of money.

B: at most, it seems that I took 20 thousand yuan from it ... not much!

A: Wait a minute. Twenty thousand dollars is a lot. You can't touch a penny of that money.

B: Yes! Yes, you're right! Can't stand it. Let's just say that everyone is devoted to their work. Sometimes I can see their father. Hey, by the way! Last time I went to Hainan, I met his father!

Did you meet him in the street?

B: On the plane. At that time, the old man did that, and his old man could easily recognize you, you know? Tong Yu looks nothing like his father.

A: Huh? Doesn't look like it? Unlike you, why do you say that?

B: Where do you want to go? I mean, like his mother! I saw their father. I have to say hello! It happened that we were sitting together. Old man, eye thief! He poked me before the plane left, which made me confused. I said, what's wrong with you, old man? The old man said I found this plane full of drug dealers. Don't talk nonsense when I say this. Is there any basis? The old man is talking nonsense. He is, he is, and so is he. I think the old man is too sensitive. Everyone looks like a drug dealer. Who wants to listen to you? Don't be suspicious when I say old man. There are no drug dealers on this plane. The old man pointed behind him and said, see? The old lady behind me became suspicious. I look back! Don't tell me, the old lady is quite suspicious. He held a small bag with his head down, didn't speak, and looked around furtively, always as if someone had found him. Tong Yu's father stood up and snatched the bag from the old lady. What do you do? He pointed to the old lady's bag. What's in it? Huh? Say! Are you a drug dealer? The old lady was too scared to speak. Tongyu's father opened the bag and saw a small container. When he opened the lid, it was full of white powder.

A: Is it really a drug?

B: His father put some white powder in his mouth, and the old lady cried. Don't touch my husband's ashes

A: Huh? Ashes! Is it disgusting to put that in your mouth?

What a good story!

Are you serious? Forget it!

B: Actually, you said I was unlucky, you know?

What's the matter with you?

B: You know, as we all know, I didn't do this before. I used to work during May Day. We have a slogan!

What slogan?

B: Labor is the happiest when you are happy for 7 days on May Day!

A: Hi!

B: Actually, it's just sour grapes! What did you do before? Chef, cooking for others, the busier the holidays are! This year is good! I made a show and became a host! The 7-day May Day holiday was also cut.

A: Ah! Bad luck, not very good.

B: I always feel that this year's statutory holiday is aimed at me alone.

A: Don't flatter yourself. You don't have that much vibration.

B: But although it's work, I can bring happiness to everyone. That's all that matters.

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A: Hey! Do you have any hobbies?

B: It's just a hobby! Everyone has it. For example, most drivers love to drink. I don't know if you have noticed.

A: Yes! It seems that people have a preference for everything that is not conducive to their careers.

B: Yes! This driver shouldn't drink, should he? But many drivers prefer what is in the cup. And you, for example, a singer, whether amateur or professional, smoking is very harmful to your voice, but most singers can't quit. We go to some slow-paced bars or bars, which are full of smoke, either smoking or drinking. Pay special attention to take good care of your health.

A: So we suggest that you quit useless hobbies or bad hobbies that are harmful to your health. Let me ask you, do you have any hobbies?

B: When it comes to hobbies, who doesn't? Everyone has hobbies.

Tell me, what is your hobby?

B: I have many hobbies! Singing, watching sports games and playing games are all my personal hobbies.

A: Vulgar! How vulgar! Hey! Who introduced you to our radio station? You are an amateur!

Oh, I'm very angry with you. Have a rest. What's your hobby? Tell everyone.

A: Me? My hobbies are broad and noble.

B: Don't talk nonsense! What a noble statement? Tell me about it.

I like writing.

B: Soft pen and hard pen?

I like writing with a brush.

B: Just say you like soft pen calligraphy. No one can understand.

My handwriting is very good.

A thermos?

Security, come and beat him up.

Why did you hit me? Talking to people is over! Is this sentence "very good" used to praise yourself?

What should I say?

B: As a calligrapher, you don't know who sealed it. You've only practiced calligraphy, haven't you read? Vocabulary is too small.

A: I just practiced calligraphy and didn't have time to read it.

B: Yo! Judging from your tone, you have been practicing for many years?

A: I dare not say that I have practiced for many years. I practice every day anyway.

B: Then where did you practice?

A: Practice with my family. Write everyday! Then I found something.

What did you find?

A: I found that all the well-written words were written on the wall, and no one wrote on paper.

That's an inscription. It's Mo Bao!

A: I no longer write on paper, but on the wall.

B: Huh? Do you also write on the wall? Oh, that's my ignorance. Excuse me, sir, where does your Mo Bao live?

What did you say?/Sorry? You, you, you speak human words.

i am not a human being ! I mean yes! What mountain, temple and tower did you write your handwriting on? You got it?

I understand when you say that! But I won't write where you said.

B: Why?

I did. I wrote that they were fined.

Which calligrapher are you?

A: Did I say it was written on the walls in those places?

B: Then where did you write it?

You won't let me write on our wall?

B: Nonsense, do I care about your home?

Never mind why you ask.

B: You asked me first! Do you have any hobbies? My hobby is vulgar, and your hobby is elegant? That's all! To put it bluntly, I just want to satisfy your destructive desire. Why are you writing on the wall?

A: What was that? Individuals have personal hobbies! I like writing on the wall. I can find feelings on the wall. Do you care? Over the years, I have left countless words on the wall. ...

B: Wait a minute! You've been bragging for so many years? You give me three bottles of ink, and I can paint all your walls. Can you believe it? How big is your family?

A: Our house is over 30 square meters!

B: How many words can you write in more than b:30 square meters?

A: Our house used to be very big, with a construction area of 1.20. I wrote all over the floor and painted the wall. Now it's over 30.

B: Good! The walls in your house are anti-tank. Are they all putty?

A: hobbies! Who doesn't have a hobby yet?

B: Your hobbies are not so good either. You can't catch up with me!

A: But there are also people with high hobbies in our station. Do you know anyone?

Do you have to ask? Yu Yu?

How did you know?

B: Who appears most frequently in our mouths now? There is no one but Tong Yu. You don't know. Nowadays, many people habitually listen to this sentence, "Do you know anyone?" .

A: What kind of conditioned reflex?

B: Isn't this the other day? Xiaobei and his family don't know who is naughty downstairs, and they always smash people's windows. On this day, when Xiaobei went downstairs, he heard his master swearing. Ill-bred and uneducated, taking pleasure in destroying family happiness in a harmonious society. ...

A: Wait a minute. Is this a curse?

B: I'm going to tell the truth on the show, and I'll be laid off tomorrow.

A: Hi! Then say what you like!

B: That's what it means anyway! It's a pity that the victim finally asked. Do you know who it is? Xiaobei conditioned reflex, when someone asks who you are, he casually replies, Tong Yu! That's a terrible sentence.

A: What's the matter?

B: What's the matter? A slip of the tongue and Tong Yu went to Changchun to meet their legs.

A: Huh? Did you break your leg? This is too difficult.

B: So when you ask who you know, the answer must be that Tong Yu didn't run.

I'm worried.

What are you worried about? Be careful what you say. It's okay.

It's not me I'm worried about. It is the vast group of drivers who like to listen to our program.

What are you worried about?

A: You want to! They run on the road every day, which is very informative! What if I forget something? For example, someone caused an accident, and the traffic police here are collecting evidence! Ask the driver nearby: Do you know anyone?

B: Huh? Then Tong Yu went in.

A: Yes! If you ask a hundred drivers, they will answer you like this. This is a matter of certainty.

B: Then don't I belong to the kind of expert who kills people invisibly?

A: Don't flatter me. I forgot where I said just now. Oh! Speaking of Tong Yu's hobby, it depends on the grade. Speaking of Tong Yu's hobby is good for body and mind, we have to mention his family.

B: Here we go again. Relax. May Day is not over yet. Don't be an obstacle!

A: Tongyu's father has many hobbies.

B: What do you have?

For example, you smoke. ...

B: Wrong! Smoking is not a good habit.

A: Hey! That's because you smoke. The old boy's family smokes differently from other families.

B: What's the difference?

A: Master Tong likes smoking, but people don't buy cigarettes like ordinary people, and Master Tong doesn't smoke.

B: Then what are you smoking?

A: I smoke dry cigarettes, hookahs and snuff.

Is this old man a chimney?

A: Much better!

B: Can this man stand it?

A: Tong Xiaoyu respects his father and knows that he loves smoking! Every time he goes on a business trip, he brings something rare to his father. I bought a bamboo tube for my father when I went to Sichuan.

B: That's a hookah. It is used for smoking.

A: I'm going to Heilongjiang to buy good yellow cigarettes for my father.

B: Heilongjiang's tobacco leaves are very famous!

If you go to Beijing, bring some snuff back to his father.

B: Yes! The nearest place to sell snuff is Beijing.

A: Tell me when you smoke! When smoking dry, be sure to rub the tobacco leaves into pieces and sprinkle with wine to make them smell good. The old lady looked distressed! I secretly changed the old man's wine into soy sauce for fear that the old man would take it out!

B: What shall we do?

A: Add more spices, such as Chili, Chili noodles and cumin. Drink it! The old man smoked this cigarette without flavor, but he didn't take it out. The old lady added too much material. Standing in the alley is simply smoking! Two children came over and asked the old man.

B: Ask what?

Do you have real eggs?

B: Huh? How about buying a barbecue?

A: hookahs are also very particular!

What's so special about that?

A: People smoke normally!

B: Is Tong Yu's father abnormal?

What are you talking about? I mean, the old man smokes differently from others.

B: What's the difference?

A: It didn't matter at first, but it was too heavy later.

How big can that be?

A: He finished smoking and drank all the water in the bamboo tube.

B: Huh? Is that for drinking?

You are a heavy smoker!

B: It's not that big!

So is smoking snuff. Put the snuff bottle in one nose and one eye. Oh, hey! The old man smokes tobacco, hookah, drinks tobacco water and smokes snuff all day, which looks like bacon from a distance.

B: Can this man stand it? Hey! You have been talking for so long. What are these hobbies? This is not so good either!

A: My hobby is not very good, but it is still very enlightening to Tong Yu.

B: What inspiration can this give Tong Yu?

The old man is never careless about what he likes.

B: Oh! What's going on You mean that the spirit of the old man infected Tong Yu, making Tong Yu as persistent as his father in his own preferences.

A: What does Tong Yu like? He likes pets.

You're welcome. I want to say that my pet Tong Yu is obsessed! I would like to have a dog early. You don't know! Let him keep the dog. You can't even tell who's who.

Why do you keep yourself like that dog?

B: Liaoyuan was the first place to raise dogs! Tong Yu is crazy, too, and has a big dog named Saint Bona.

A: Big guy, hundreds of pounds!

B: Very fat, over 300 Jin! Oh, that dog barked! Take it out every day and sneak away. Running around. That big dog is very strong.

A: It's too big.

B: Yes, if you are tired of running, you can eat on the side of the road, just as tall as Tong Yu. People in the aisle praised the dog when they saw it.

A: What are you praising?

Whose twins are they?

A: Huh? Is that a compliment?

B: at first glance, it's just not convenient to raise such a big guy! Why don't you get a smaller pet? Everything is raised to cultivate sentiment! No more dogs.

A: What do you have?

B: I have become a bird. Raise yellow birds.

A: Yellow bird, this is a good thing.

B: Ah! I sold my dog 1000 yuan and went to the bird market to buy birds. Take a look at the bird market and drink it! What a dazzling array! There are all kinds of birds, no matter how much they cost. There are one hundred, two hundred and four thousand five hundred. Hey! There is such an owner in the most important place in the bird market, and his birds are not less than 1000.

A: That's quite expensive.

B: Tong Yu doesn't think so! What he thinks is that selling expensive must have the value of selling expensive. You sell expensive birds, why do you?

A: This is also a fact.

B: He asked, why did you sell this bird for 1000 yuan? The bird seller looked at Tong Yu, opened the cage, pointed to the bird, and told you not to fly! The bird is really obedient, but it doesn't fly. Tong Yu, it's good to see this bird! Can understand people. I spent a little money on this bird. I asked when I bought it. Do you fly home? The bird seller said for some money that you let him fly and he flew. Tong Yu got a coke and bought a baby this time. Go home, open the birdcage and shout to the bird, fly! Fly out! The bird stopped moving. Tong Yu called it after a long time, but the bird still didn't move. At this time, Tong Yu's mother came to see what her son was shouting. The old lady used to ask,

Son, what are you doing?

I bought a yellow bird. I flew when I said it, and I stopped flying when I got home. The old lady looked at the bird in the cage and gave Tong Yu a big mouth.

Let me ask you, how much did you spend on this bird?

I spent a thousand dollars. Why did you hit me?

A: Look carefully. Is this a yellow bird?

B: Tong Yu is really not a yellow bird when he takes a closer look.

A: That's …

B: Chicken.

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