Who has lines to sketch neighbors?

Huang Hong: Last year, I smashed a wall. This year, I showed people the house. The owner elder sister personally gave me the key to her double bed. It's too dangerous to be a groom like this.

The eldest sister of the owner said that as soon as she opened the window, all the formaldehyde in the house was released. This year, the city people actually changed a new term, which gave our village a difficult problem. My elder sister's name is Sudan Red, and she tried to open a restaurant but failed. My uncle's surname is Qin, and his name is Qin flu. I opened a chicken farm and went bankrupt. The most exasperating thing is that our decoration foreman told formaldehyde to decorate anyone. People in the city are not afraid of fakes and formaldehyde these days. Alas, it's a bit lonely to drink alone during the Spring Festival. Put some cups on it to show company. Until, holding up my cup, I asked the moon, I want to take my shadow and let the three of us be together.

(Throwing the wrench out of the window)

Huang Hong: Someone, a thief. (Picking up the wrench on the ground, Huang Hong hides, and Gong Hanlin jumps in through the window).

Gong Hanlin: Ouch. I knocked on his door six times, but there was no one in the house. ?

Gong Hanlin: Friends, you must pay attention to buying a house. Don't trust others. You must find a good neighbor. The upstairs decoration is leaking. My family takes a bath every day. You have to make up your mind when buying a house. The developer said to buy a floor and send electrical appliances. Ah, bah, the year of the dog is bullshit. He farted, I suffered, and then I went home to take a shower. Where is my wrench?

Huang Hong: Here it is. Are you a thief?

Gong Hanlin: Don't get me wrong, I'm a neighbor. I live downstairs 1 10.

Huang Hong: The thief dares to live in the police's place. Don't move, see? You are very skilled. You must be a repeat offender.

Huang Hong: What can I do for you?

Gong Hanlin: Red belt.

Huang Hong: Animal year?

(Huang Hong unbuckles Gong Hanlin's belt)

Gong Hanlin: Yes, thirty-six. It belongs to a dog.

Huang Hong: Look at this talent. This is definitely sausage.

Gong Hanlin: I'm flattered. I'm not as pure as you. They call me a string.

Huang Hong: How many? Go door to door? Say! Any accomplices?

Gong Hanlin: No (another board was thrown outside).

Huang Hong: It's easy without a partner.

Huang Hong: Another one.

Huang Hong: An accomplice. (Pushing Gong Hanlin into the curtain)

Gong Hanlin; Ah, no, no, no, no, no #% * ~

Liu Yajin: (picks up the wrench on the ground, and Huang Hong hides. ) Hey, I knocked on his door eight times, but no one was at home. Dear friends, alas, the heating on the second floor has been changed randomly. The heating in our house suddenly went out. My wife just gave birth to a baby and was discharged from the hospital, so she can't work. When she got home, the heating stopped, and the baby couldn't pack milk, so the milk turned into ice cream. Where is my surfboard? Where is my surfboard?

Huang Hong: Here it is. These two are yours. Two thieves

Liu Yajin: Brother, you misunderstood. I'm an upstairs neighbor. I live in 3 15.

Huang Hong: Do thieves still dare to live in places where counterfeiting is made? Hands up. (Liu Yajin shows his red ribbon)

Huang Hong: Is this year also the Year of Animals?

Liu Yajin: I'm 36 years old. I am a dog.

Huang Hong: Look at your wrinkled face, Shapi?

Liu Yajin: When I came to Beijing, they called me Jingba.

Huang Hong: I often climb other people's windows. Stand still.

Huang Hong; There is nothing to do on New Year's Day to amuse two thieves.

Liu Yajin: Brother, I really live above your house. My last name is Shang,

Gong Hanlin: Dude, I really live downstairs. My last name is,

Make it up. If you live upstairs, your last name is Shang. My name is Xia if I live downstairs, and Dang when I live.

Huang Hong: How do you prove that you live here?

Gong Hanlin: I know how much it costs to buy things here.

Liu Yajin: I know that too.

Huang Hong: How much is it?

Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: Six dollars this year, seven dollars next year and eight dollars the year after ... (just like playing with rock, paper and scissors).

Huang Hong: How can I raise my price?

Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: The property is high-grade, so let's pay.

Huang Hong: To put it bluntly, high-end is to make you happy to be fooled.

Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: Brother, do you know how much we should pay?

Huang Hong: I don't know. I don't live here.

Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: You don't live here?

Huang Hong: I don't live here.

Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: So where do you live?

Huang Hong: You can't be sure. Nobody goes to anyone's house.

Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: Brother, aren't you going home?

Huang Hong: In our business, if you don't make money, you will never be empty. (showing the red belt)

Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: Brother, is your year also your calendar year?

Huang Hong: Yes, I am 48 years old.

Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: This is unfortunate.

Huang Hong: How should I tie it?

Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: 12 years old, holding flowers at the age of 24, putting a cross at the age of 36 and pinching his back at the age of 48.

(Huang Hong finds himself tied up)

Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: You are thieves!

Huang Hong: Who is the thief?

Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin: You. (Repeat twice, the last time Huang Hong knelt down)

Huang Hong: I'm looking at the house. The landlord has gone abroad.

Lin Yongjian: Why, why?

Huang Hong; Sister, didn't you go abroad? Didn't leave?

Lin Yongjian; Not to mention, I didn't have plastic surgery last year. When I arrived at the customs today, they said I was so beautiful. I didn't agree with the photo, so I refused to come back.

Gong Hanlin and Liu Yajin; Sister, he is a thief.

Lin Yongjian; Thieves are friends. This is an old neighbor, this is an old neighbor,

Huang Hong; Sister, have you seen it?

Huang Hong: Sister, untie me!

Lin Yongjian: Let me untie it for you. If you rush into my room in the middle of the night, I'm not at ease.

Huang Hong: Sister, if you don't untie me, what should I do if there are thieves?