09 Spring Festival Evening Sketch & gt Lines

This line is the most complete and complete at present!

My job is unusual. I must check the master's safety. Ask me who I am. I'm a security guard.

Laundry and cooking are not afraid of hardship. I am the master at home and abroad. I want to ask who I am, the little nanny as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade!

Did you tell your brother about us?

Yes

Agreed,

I said I found a policeman.

My name is public security.

But I'm a security guard.

When I said I called security, my brother would definitely disagree.

Why don't you agree that marriage is free now?

Now let's register.

My ID card is on my brother.

I grew up listening to my brother.

Is he your brother or your father?

Look at him. He is so arrogant every day.

I'm proud.

What is there to be proud of?

Do you still want to register?

I think.

Deal with me. I have an idea.

My brother is a very caring person.

Your dad's here.

dislike

My job is unusual.

Check the owner's safety

Who am I?

Hold your head high as a security guard.

I'm proud.

brothers

Sister, what are you doing?

I've been looking for you everywhere.

Chatting with Liu Hongan

What is there to talk about?

My sister found a policeman.

I'm proud.

Please let's eat jiaozi.

I heard from Liu Gongan that you were handsome when you were training.

I want him to help him train when I dream.

He didn't say that.

Liu gongan

I heard that you want me to teach him a lesson.

Petrifaction told you

My coach hasn't come out yet

This is his psychological words.

You resigned.

Are you scared away?

You eat jiaozi.

Dude, he looks down on you.

He's crazy.

Neighbors are here.

Are you kidding?

Where do you stand guard?

chicken farm

Now the grades have improved a lot.

Now it stands guard for people.

It used to lay eggs for chickens.

Dude, you are so handsome.

I'm proud.

At ease, stand at attention

You are wrong, aren't you?

You stepped back.

I didn't return it.

We are even.

stand at ease

stand at attention

You returned it.

I didn't return it.

I saw you return it.

I didn't return it.

My sister can see that you are back.

A mistake is a mistake.

stand at ease

stand at attention

Is that so?

That's right.

At ease, stand at attention

You have made a lot of progress.

Liu Gongan learns from his brother.

What should I learn from him?

You have learned a lot from me.

When you are a security guard, you have to practice everything.

Practice martial arts

Polish your eyes.

Will people in our community recognize it at a glance?

Who are those two people?

Is the director of the property management company.

Who is the woman next to you?

Here he comes. He shouldn't watch it.

That's manager Huang's mother.

Hello, auntie.

Women are so harmonious.

Our community is really harmonious, and many social elites live in it.

Don't mess with that dog easily

Aunt, your hand was bitten by a dog.

The community is so big that a dog went for the children in 303.

We are security guards.

I have an idea.

You ... bark like dogs.

Aunt, you are great.

Do you see it?

How important it is to master a foreign language.

what

Bite me if you dare.

Dare to bite me?

This dog is fierce.

pony

I've been looking for you everywhere.

How's your hand?

My grandson is really not sensible.

Bite your hand

Your grandson

This is my grandson.

Apologize quickly

Very wise

jade

It's this big German shepherd.

I'll go with you when you get the second rabies vaccine.

Goodbye, nephew.

Old horse, this dog bit you.

You are very proud.

This word is not appropriate here.

I don't want to train.

Why?

I don't want to be a security guard

Aunt, look, he doesn't want to be a security guard.

why

There is no point in being a security guard.

What makes sense?

You have to think about it.

We work in Beijing as security guards.

How proud your parents are.

Beijing is the capital and heart of China. Being a security guard in your heart is equivalent to breast meat.

How valuable

Anyway,

Don't want to be a security guard

Tell my brother when something happens,

There is nothing that my brother can't solve.

I found a girlfriend who loves me very much and I love him very much.

That is, his family doesn't agree anyway.

Grow up like you

It's normal for their family to disagree.

Their family wants to call the police for you.

But I am a security guard.

Who is the policeman?

Cops have guns.

The security guard has a stick.

A pair of good public security.

The security guard's clothes are also very beautiful and energetic.

That's the gray scenery of the capital.

grey

The PLA Army is olive green, the Air Force is sky blue, and our security guards are cement dust.

I've talked about all this.

useless

You tell him something important.

How excellent the security work of this year's Olympic Games is.

Safety means that we

How can you talk about us?

You are a security guard.

On the other hand.

safe

I'm proud.

The family just doesn't agree. What did you say?/Sorry?

Who in his family doesn't agree?

His brother

Why doesn't his brother agree, asshole

His brother is his father.

Your size

Your image

Your eyes

My own mother.

what's up

I am proud of my appearance.

There will be many difficulties in one's life.

face up to

An optimistic face

As long as it is done well, the fairy will agree.

My girlfriend is a fairy in my mind.

What is this?

This is medicine.

Auntie, something is wrong.

Give me back my medicine.

jade

I don't want to take medicine

I have many ways.

You don't want to live.

I lost my life.

Do not pull me.

You are a good man.

You are a very caring person.

My life is meaningless without a girlfriend.

Don't stop me.

How sad your parents will be if you leave.

There are many people willing to marry you.

Who gave me a holiday?

If I were a girl, I would marry you.

If only you had a sister.

Sister: Xiao Liu is a good boy.

Stop joking.

Your sister has a partner who is a policeman.

blow off

What do you think of my sister?

What does it look like?

beautiful

Am I not good enough for your sister?

Perfect match

neighbor Are they a good match?

Perfect match

Your size, image, eyes

My heart hurts.

Old horse, I'm afraid your sister won't agree.

This is me.

A little love doesn't count.

Wozhong

Liu Gongan, I am willing to marry you.

I'm very proud.

Let's register now.

identity card

Old horse, you can't register yet

He doesn't have an ID card.

identity card

Let's register now.

take

I'm proud.

continue

This is not right.

What's the matter?

How did you take my sister away?

I didn't take your sister away.

You gave me your sister.

People say no.

I didn't register you two.

You give me her ID card yourself.

army

Or the army?

I have my sister's ID card. How did you know?

how do you know

Let me see this medicine.

brothers

To tell the truth, he is the boyfriend I am looking for.

Didn't you find the police?

Yes, that's him.

Liu gongan

It's me.

What happened to that old horse?

Wife's brother

Don't scream.

brothers

I know you love me.

My parents left long ago, and I know you want me to have a good life.

Sister, you grew up on my brother's back. When my parents are away, I swear to let you live a good life, make you happy and make you happy all your life.

Sister, your brother said, can I make you happy?

Brother, being with him is my greatest happiness.

Old horse, she is the treasure in my hand, and I will accompany her to the old age.

You can rest assured.

I will make her happy.

Clock,

I said stupid, too.

You are very good

We have two security guards and a nanny.

Our family is an auspicious three treasures.

Auspicious three treasures, I am proud

elder brother

What are you doing?

When are we getting married?

You have nothing to say.

what's up

I gave you my sister.

Big uncle is brother.

We are very happy together.

The three of us are three treasures of happiness and good luck, and an auspicious family.

We represent all the nannies.

On behalf of all security guards, we pay a New Year greeting to the people of the whole country.