The script of the sketch "Dream Home" should be used as urgently as possible.

(Miss Cai's salesperson, Mr. Guo, once bought their house and was hacked. It was Miss Cai's head. )

Miss Cai: Hello, this is the sales office of Dream Home. I'm Miss Cai.

Manager Zhang: I'm manager Zhang. I seriously warn you.

Teacher Cai: Why?

Manager Zhang: The probation period is February. Have you achieved anything? Have you ever sold a house?

Teacher Cai: Why?

Manager Zhang: Ask yourself!

Teacher Cai: Oh … Why?

Manager Zhang: If you don't sell the house before work today, you'll pack up and leave!

(Phone hangs up)

Teacher Cai: Why?

Mr. Guo: Hello! ?

Miss Cai: Hello, I'm Miss Cai:

Mr. Guo: Come on!

Teacher Cai: Why?

Mr. Guo: I am the boss here. The quality problem of your house is serious!

Miss Cai: You are looking for a property!

Mr. Guo: But the property management asked me to find you!

Teacher Cai: Why?

Mr Guo: I don't know why. I tell you, I know you are from the same company, so I kick the ball back and forth! All the water pipes in our house are leaking. When can you fix them for me?

Miss Cai: Sorry, the construction team went home to collect wheat.

Mr. Guo: In June, you said they went back to harvest wheat. It's almost Spring Festival. How can they harvest wheat?

Teacher Cai: They went back to grow wheat.

Mr. Guo: Alas, can they come back soon? Our house is full of water now, and my mother is still sitting in the closet!

Teacher Cai: Why?

Mr. Guo: Why 100,000? You can repair our house according to the contract.

Miss Cai: Why ... Let's look at the contract. Turn to page 5, article 55.

Mr. Guo: There are no 55 here.

Miss Cai: Here you are.

Mr. Guo: Why?

Teacher Cai: In the cracks. ...

Mr. Guo: If the owner unilaterally thinks that there is something wrong with the quality of the house, the developer will carry out maintenance at their convenience. What are you, Miss Cai? What do you mean?

Miss Cai: That is to say, it is inconvenient for developers now.

Mr. Guo: What if 100 is inconvenient for developers?

Miss Cai: No, your property right is only 70 years.

Mr. Guo: You!

Miss Cai: No, don't worry. The construction team will be back soon.

Mr. Guo: Come on, who will believe you when you say this? When I bought a house, you said that there were more than 100 towering trees in this yard. Where are they?

Miss Cai: In the yard.

Mr. Guo: There are only a few small saplings. Without looking carefully, I thought I had planted a row of onions.

Teacher Cai: Don't worry. /kloc-After 0/00 years, they will grow into towering green onions.

Mr. Guo: What!

Miss Cai: The tree has grown up.

Mr. Guo: Also, there are swans flying in the sky and fish swimming in the pond in your advertisement.

Teacher Cai: The swan ate it.

Mr. Guo: No, what about swans?

Teacher Cai: I'm full and flying.

Mr. Guo: Why have I seen them all?

Teacher Cai: What a coincidence.

Mr. Guo: Oh, yes, and this. You said to buy a house and send furniture. Did you give it?

Miss Cai: Did you buy it?

Mr. Guo: What? What do you mean I bought it?

Miss Cai: How can we deliver it if you don't buy it?

Mr. Guo: No, how do you deliver it?

Miss Cai: You bought it in a furniture store, and we sent it home for you.

Mr. Guo: What a nice delivery! This is cheating.

Teacher Cai: Why?

Mr. Guo: You know, our customers are God.

Teacher Cai: Hello, God.

Mr. Guo: Our hosts are your parents.

Miss Cai: Hello, Dad. Dad, are you tired?

Mr. Guo: It's no use calling ancestors. I tell you, if you don't solve the problem for me today, believe it or not, I won't let you sell the house.

Miss Cai: I can't sell it anyway. Do you drink water?

Mr. Guo: I don't drink it.

Teacher Cai: Why?

Mr. Guo: There you go again!

Miss Cai: No ... Hello, I'm Miss Cai.

Buyer: I want to choose a house for my father here.

Teacher Cai: Oh.

Property buyer: Didn't you just watch the advertisement?

Mr. Guo: Furniture is a gift. No, furniture is a gift. The fish is eaten by the swan, and the swan is full and flies. My mother is still sitting in the closet! (Khan, it took me a long time to hear clearly)

Buyer: Are you sick?

Miss Cai: No, it's his.

Buyer: What are you talking about?

Mr. Guo: Come on, let me tell you, before buying a house, she treated you like a dear father. If this house is a little out of date ...

Teacher Cai: Dad! ! ! My daughter has no job, Dad!

Mr. Guo: Dad … No, who is your father?

Teacher Cai: My father has Alzheimer's disease.

Mr. Guo: You have Alzheimer's disease.

Miss Cai: You see, I'm confused again.

Property buyer: I'm telling you, I have your set. ...

Buyer: Please, the newspaper!

Mr. Guo: Huh?

Miss Cai: Ah, um, um.

Property buyer: My father is also senile.

Miss Cai: Well, I want to buy him a house in this property. He thinks it is too expensive.

Property buyers: Do you think anyone still tells people not to buy a house?

Teacher Cai: Yes, yes!

Buyer: It's exactly the same as my father's symptoms.

Miss Cai: Live! What a coincidence.

Buyer: What a nice old man. The older the elderly, the more filial we should be as children.

Mr. Guo: Well, what did you show me? Up there.

Property buyer: it's not for you, it's for you to tear and play with.

Mr. Guo: Hey, you told me earlier. I thought there was something on it ... I'm not crazy!

Teacher Cai: Dad! ! !

Property buyers: Oh, sister, remember, such an old man can't choke, and he has to knock me. Don't worry, I will definitely not buy this house.

Mr. Guo: That's right!

Buyer: Will you sign the contract after you pay the money?

Teacher Cai: Yes!

Mr. Guo: Ah no, what are you doing?

Property buyer: I'll take a look in the back.

Mr. Guo: Don't be cheated!

Teacher Cai: Dad! ! !

Mr. Guo: Brother, I'm really not her father.

Buyer: Big Brother, you are my father.

Mr. Guo: Big Brother, Big Brother.

Teacher Cai: Eh, eh? The house is for sale now. Oh, thank you for your help. You are just my mascot.

Wonderful, isn't it? I'm your father. Why didn't you say I was your boyfriend?

Buyer: Er ... It's too old. ...

Mr. Guo: OK, OK, I'll do it if you play it. I can't believe I can't cure you today, so I will.

Miss Cai: Mascot, are you, are you hot? I will give you a fan. Don't be angry, mascot.

Property buyers: alas alas alas alas, is it a sales office?

Miss Cai: Hello, I'm Miss Cai:

Buyer: Can you give me a discount?

Miss Cai: No.

Buyer: I didn't ask you. You are the manager, right?

Teacher Cai: Well, he isn't.

Buyer: I saw you kiss his ass. This is called a fan.

Mr. Guo: Alas, I personally received that guest, and you are fired!

Teacher Cai: Why?

Buyer: Kiss my nose.

Miss Cai: I ...

Mr. Guo: From now on, you have nothing to do with our company.

Mr. Guo: Good choice, sir. I am the manager here. Our house is not for sale.

Buyer: Not for sale? Don't sell it, why do you advertise, Alzheimer's disease! I'm full!

Miss Cai: Please stay, sir. Since I have nothing to do with this company, I can tell you the truth.

Buyer: Be my guest.

Teacher Cai: Do you know why he doesn't sell your house?

Buyer: What's wrong?

Miss Cai: Because he wants to raise the price!

Buyer: Huh? !

Mr. Guo: I didn't want to raise the price.

Miss Cai: Then sell it to others.

Mr. Guo: I don't sell it.

Teacher Cai: Why?

Mr. Guo: No, I don't want to sell it.

Miss Cai: There is also a price increase.

Mr. Guo: I didn't want to raise the price.

Miss Cai: Then sell it to others.

Mr. Guo: I don't sell it.

Teacher Cai: Why?

Mr. Guo: I want to raise the price!

Teacher Cai: To tell the truth.

Mr. Guo: No, no, no, I didn't want to raise the price.

Miss Cai: Then sell it to others.

Miss Cai: I don't sell it.

Total of Miss Cai and Mr. Guo: #% ...&; ……%￥#

Buyer: Stop arguing! Treacherous businessman! I hate profiteers the most in my life. I'm sure, and I'll tell you about this price, two sets, full payment (Cai Ming: amount), if you dare to add 1 minute. Did you pay to sign the contract later?

Teacher Cai: Yes!

Mr. Guo: Big Brother.

Buyer: profiteer, shut up!

Miss Cai: The sales office here is leaking.

Mr. Guo: Ha ha ha ha. God opened his eyes. The sales office leaks water. How can you sell this house?

Property buyers: hahaha.

Mr. Guo: Yes, yes, it's really hard to find a place to get it. This house is wonderful.

Is it okay to leak like this?

Buyer: Of course.

Mr. Guo: No, how can you stand such a leak?

Property buyers: Is this how people live? Are you crazy? I work in a warehouse.

Mr. Guo: How can you be such a leaky warehouse?

Property buyer: Do you know what I do?

Mr. Guo: What do you do?

Property buyers: those who smash seafood. All commodities are inseparable from water. I'm sorry to ask you this leaking question. Is there no charge?

Miss Cai: Well, absolutely not.

Property buyers: 40 sets!

Teacher Cai: (coughing) God really opened his eyes!

Teacher Cai: Mascot, will you come back tomorrow?

Mr. Guo: Come on.

Teacher Cai: Why?

Mr Guo: I have Alzheimer's disease.

Teacher Cai: Well, mascot, why don't I use my own money to repair your house?

Mr. Guo: I don't want it. If you really want to help me, give all the water leaked from my house to the seafood grinder.

Property buyer: well, how much you have, the more the better, it's all mine.

Teacher Cai: Why?

Property buyer: Look, is this it?

Miss Cai: Contract.

Property buyer: Is that right?

Miss Cai: The receipt.

Property buyers: Add it to a piece called evidence.

Miss Cai: Certificate. ...

Buyer: Do you know what I do?

Miss Cai: A guy who sells seafood.

Buyer: That's a hobby.

Teacher Cai: What about major?

Property buyers: professional, fake!

Buyer: Big Brother, I have something to tell you. You worked hard for most of your life and saved so much money that you bought such a water curtain cave. Teacher Cai: You still argue with them? Are they telling the truth?

Mr. Guo: Yes.

Teacher Cai: Which sentence? Buyer: (Where? )

Miss Cai: My real surname is Cai.

Miss Cai: Buyer: Nonsense!

Property buyers: We should learn to use legal weapons to protect our legitimate rights and interests. Do you see it? See you in court!

Mr. Guo: See? See you in court!

Teacher Cai: Why? ! !