20 12 what are the most shocking sketches and lines of CCTV spring festival evening and the lines of the host?

The new house is Wei 1. I said how do you do fox things as a pig farmer; 2. The long face is full of frankness. Your father's face is too long and his blood supply is insufficient. 4. The price of pigs has gone up, and I am valuable; Pigs are valuable because my price has gone up. 5. House is not home, but love is home. 6. My son doesn't look like me, but fortunately he doesn't look like my neighbor's "deskmate". Zhao Benshan, Shenyang, Wang Xiaoli, who is the elder sister called by Lin Li? Am I that old? If you dare to find me a sister, I will dare to find you a brother. Children's musical Love Me, Hug Me 4. If you love me, you will accompany me; If you love me, you will kiss me; If you love me, you will praise me; If you love me, you will hug me! Prose-"Smart Husband" Huang Hong and others. Since suffering from mental illness, the whole person is more energetic! 6, often floating in the rivers and lakes, how can you not get a knife; A man who doesn't learn well will be kicked sooner or later. 7. Everything will pass, and everything is just a cloud. 8. You think I'm stupid! 9. When you are happy, I will turn around; When you are unhappy, I will appear at any time. 10, brother, you are not bragging, you are stupid! 1 1, with black eyes and red hearts; But when the eyes are red, the heart is black! 12, a good house is better than a good wife! Magic 13, my father's father said. 14, reality is illusion, illusion is reality. 15, open your eyes and feel different magic. 16,2011,through the magic! Essay-"Pay Back the Money" by Feng Gong, etc. 17, behind the economic problem is the style problem. 18, a harmonious society stresses calmness. 19, you are a genius, I am a genius. That's just two more! 20. I am an idiot I'm glad I met a big idiot! New House, Cai Ming, etc. 2 1, you are practical, but what do those pigs think of me? 22. How can a pig farmer do what foxes do? 23. It feels good to tell the truth! 24, the house is not home, there is love to have a home! You at the same table, Zhao Benshan, etc. 25. Don't call me uncle, call me uncle, your father started before me! 26. "Thank you, Dad" and "The dam is still there, please thank the Three Gorges". 27. Three words are omitted here ... 10,000 words are omitted here ... Besides, Dashan, have you studied Chinese? Toto, you are more experienced than me! You bought it for convenience! "Smart husband"-Chen Shu Huang Hong 1. Trial marriage bites persimmon, flash marriage bites thunder, hidden marriage bites teeth, divorce bites pear. 2. I can't bear to part with my daughter-in-law and can't change rooms. Since I got mental illness, my whole spirit has been enhanced. 4. As soon as I hooked my eyes, I hooked them up. Your eyes are charged. You got an electric shock. A man who doesn't learn well will be kicked sooner or later. 7. A good wife is better than a good house. 8. You are more talented than me, so you have an extra "two"! 9. Originally people's eyes were black and their hearts were red; But when the eyes are red, the heart is black. Lin Chi-ling 1. This is an empty box. Thank you, you are more experienced than me! Li Yong 1. Long hair makes you handsome. 2. Harmonious society pays attention to "paying back money" calmly. Feng Gong, Niu Li and Song Jia 1. Are we the only bad guys? All my classmates say that about me. What a waste of a sneaky face! 2. I am an idiot. I'm glad I met a big idiot. 3. A hidden good man. 1. Three words are omitted here. . . Save ten thousand words ... 2. Your father said you were an orphan. 3. Being uneducated is terrible.