Why is Zheng always recognized as Deng?

First of all, it is stated that hundreds of surnames, whether Deng or Zheng, are all surnames left by ancestors. Represents the inheritance of this family, so no matter what the surname is, it is an equal relationship.

My last name is Deng, and I'm from the south. In fact, Deng Zheng's problem was discovered in the north, which really bothered me for countless years!

Although I am from the south, I have popularized Mandarin since I was a child, and I have been in the north for almost 20 years, so my accent is no different from that in the north. I'm sure it's not about me introducing myself! ! !

The first person I met who called my last name by mistake turned out to be the head teacher when I was a freshman in the north. He called me Zheng moumou ... I stressed to the teacher that my surname was Deng, and he said yes, I knew it ... and then he called me that, and I was speechless. When he was a class teacher, he really called me wrong countless times, only when I corrected it on the spot.

You said you were wrong at ordinary times. The key is that I remember what certificate I signed up for. I can write my name Zheng Moumou ... I was almost killed by him, but fortunately I found it in time! Otherwise, the consequences will be unimaginable! ! !

Fortunately, he later took charge of another class. Otherwise, I don't know how to live my college life. .....

Although other teachers or classmates occasionally shout wrong during college, they will be fine if they correct it immediately.

Later, I happened to meet a job, but it was okay. I have never been cheated by a freshman teacher like this. It's a trivial matter to change your surname only occasionally when you apply for a membership card outside, and it doesn't matter if you enjoy the points. But these are all accidental. So I didn't care.

finally .....

Married, so I have a house. What happened when I went to pay the property management fee last week really left me speechless ... so I couldn't help but come to Zhihu to search for this Zheng Hedeng question. .....

When I went to the property at that time, I was out of my mind and forgot what building my home was. I only remember the house number. .....

What's my house number ... I have to simply describe the direction of the building after the door comes in ... Well, after living in the north for so many years, I still like to talk about the left and right positions, so they all understand the different buildings in the property. The atmosphere was rather awkward. .....

At this time, the property manager said, you say your name, we can look it up ... Good method, I'll say my name right away, Deng Moumou. Property A was not found on the computer, and even according to his description, my name did not appear on the house number of each building ... embarrassed ... she looked at the computer and said no again and again!

The atmosphere is awkward again!

At this time, there is an enthusiastic property B next to it. I went to see A's computer guide voice: (looking at the computer) Oh, how can I check this way? No need! Look it up here. You enter the name directly, and all the owners of this name will come out. That's right. Just enter the position of Zheng. (Looking up at me) Hey, what's your name? Say your full name.

I suddenly realized that something was wrong ... I quickly said: My name is not Zheng, my name is Deng. Deng moumou.

Property A said: Zheng. Is the full name Zheng Moumou?

Me: Yes, but not Zheng, Deng.

Hmm? (Suspicion) Isn't it Zheng Moumou?

Me; No, it's Deng Moumou

A: Zheng Moumou

Me: No, it's Deng. Deng. I really don't have a northern accent for so many years.

B: Zheng Moumou didn't find it here (meaning that the method of property B was not found)

Me: I can't find out if my last name is Zheng. ...

Property C in the quiet corner suddenly spoke: Is it Zheng Chenggong?

Me: No, yes, Deng. (I couldn't stand the tone at last, but I managed to control it. )

Hello, I'm Deng (I finally understand). No wonder I didn't find it. (talking to A on the screen) You search Deng.

A: (Still confused, keep hitting Zheng)

B: It's Deng ... (to A) I'll do it after you get up.

A gets up and B sits down. I thought B, who had an epiphany, could help me understand.

But this is not the case. B still said that it was not found, and confirmed with B that it was the right number. I am stupid, too!

The atmosphere is awkward again. .....

At this time, D, the property that has been receiving another owner, finally sent the owner away enthusiastically.

Say to the computer in the distance: What's your name? Let me check it for you (I can feel that he looks like a little leader there, so I took the initiative)

Me: My name is Deng Moumou.

Zheng what

I'm shocked to hear that ... what's wrong with the property of this room?

I have worked for so many years, so many colleagues in the company have not missed it. Paying such a property fee made me meet so many people who called my last name by mistake at one breath. ....

So many embarrassments in a row ... at that time, I felt that I was not the owner of this community ... but I was not the owner of this community, only in those days, my lover and I struggled to make up the down payment. Isn't it that I still work so hard to pay my monthly mortgage? ! I was questioned again and again ... and I began to doubt life. ...

So I simply said that after my last name was Deng ... that property D also said that my name did not exist.

I have to doubt myself here. ...

Property B suddenly woke up and asked: Did you buy a second-hand house or a first-hand house?

Me: Second-hand house.

B: Could it be that you didn't register with us after you bought it?

Me: Really? I have lived here for several years. Have you registered? !

B: Did you buy the first-hand house as the landlord?

Me: Yes, they are all first-hand houses.

B: Then what's his name?

D: Yes, check the owner of the first-hand house and you will know the building number. What was the name of your previous landlord?

Me? Suddenly my brain stopped turning ... that was a few years ago. How could I remember ... but I added WeChat and immediately took out my mobile phone to check it ... but the pinyin of his surname was behind ... I couldn't remember it at the time ... I kept tossing and turning. Well, I have many WeChat friends on my mobile phone. I've been scratching at the screen, but I haven't found it yet ....

I want to change my face ... I don't know if it's because of my upright face. It's also the reason why the owners take the initiative to pay the property fee ... they took the trouble to help me find it. .....

If I were a property manager, would I think this person is a liar ... should I call the police ... well, I'm not calm. ...

Property d finally turned around and confirmed to me which building I was. I described it again ... (D described before that he was greeting other owners) D said after listening, isn't it the house number and building number?

My mind suddenly woke up ... yes, yes, what's the house number?

Then check it again and listen ... It turns out that the real estate information is my lover's name. .....

No wonder such a big own goal was finally solved smoothly.

Well, the real estate thing is a bit off topic ... no way, this is also the fuse of my own goal. If I hadn't shouted wrong, a room full of people would have been bypassed. Maybe normal thinking is not? Is that my lover's name? Isn't that what it is?

So this phenomenon really bothers me. ....

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