What funny things have you seen about keeping pets?

My dog just arrived. I don't know if it's because of environmental changes or other reasons. It has a stomachache. Poor me. I am pregnant. Besides shoveling shit for it countless times every day, I have to wash its ass. There are many Mao Mao in Bomei. Every time I finish, I will stick Mao Mao, so I have no choice but to wash it. You can't get wet after washing, you have to find a way to dry it. At that time, I didn't know if it was a brain cramp, or if it was really like the legendary "a baby's brain for three years", but I didn't remember to blow dry it with a hair dryer. It is the winter heating season, and my idea is to let it sit on the radiator to dry, and I will accompany it. At the end of the day, adults are really tired and children are really bitter. Fortunately, diarrhea will be fine after taking the medicine for three to five days, or ... hello.

During the Chinese New Year, I specially made a little jiaozi without salt for a teenager. It was more than four months. After jiaozi got cold, I didn't think much about it, so I put the whole thing in the dog basin and sat at the table and ate it. Just sitting down for a while, I saw my husband staring at the direction of the dog basin. I looked back strangely and saw Kexin hunched in circles. Before I could react, my husband rushed over, picked up Kexin, slapped him on the back, and a whole jiaozi spit it out from Kexin's mouth. I was dumbfounded. My husband said to me while squeezing jiaozi, "Is this how you feed me?" I argued, "I thought it would bite." My husband gave me a white look. "How old is it? Do you think it has seen a child? " I'm speechless, but it's really scary to think about it.

One day, I was scratching my dog's stomach comfortably, and suddenly I found that the bottom of the dog's stomach was swollen and there was blood oozing out. Frightened, he shouted at his mother, "Come on, come on, the dog's ass is swollen and there is blood." What are we going to do? I'm going to take him to the doctor. "The mother who heard the sound smiled." It's okay. The dog is in heat. This is menstrual blood. Make a fuss. Is this an ass? Don't look at the ass there. "Oh, rummaging through a phone just know what I see is the place where the dog pee. Sweat!

My dog is very greedy. Whenever I eat snacks, he will look at me eagerly. I wish I could give him some. But the pet doctor said that dogs should not eat human snacks, which is not good for their health. As soon as Shovel's snack was taken out, the dog immediately smelled it and stared at me. I was embarrassed to eat it. Helpless, I took out my mobile phone, called siri and asked loudly, "Can dogs eat snacks?" Siri replied, "Dogs will die if they eat snacks." Then I looked at the dog proudly: "Do you still eat?" The dog stared at my snacks with a dead face and didn't move. I have no choice but to share some with it. Just after eating, the dog suddenly stuck out its tongue and threw itself on the ground. I was shocked. Is siri really that amazing? Heartbroken, I picked up the dog and cried. Just crying for a while, the dog suddenly sat up from his arms. What the hell is this? Did I get played by a dog? I want to cry without tears. I was played by a clever dog.