A tabloid about top combine harvesters.

Once in class, the teacher had a difficult problem: "Li Mao, you answer!" " "

He Miaomiao stood up: "Teacher, I won't!"

Teacher: "Oh, then sit ~ ~ ~ Please answer No.1!"

He Miaomiao stood up again: "Teacher, I really can't ~ ~" At this moment, someone was laughing below.

Teacher: "Excuse me, please sit down ~ ~ ~ and then the monitor will answer this question ~ ~ ~"

Everybody laughs ~ ~ ~

He Miaomiao has already cried: "Teacher, can you leave me alone ~ ~ ~"

One day there was a celebration, and everyone ate and drank around the table. As a result, there is not enough rice.

So the knife said to the waiter, "Five bowls of rice!" "

The waiter thought it was too much trouble to serve five bowls, so he brought a large basin of rice for them to serve themselves.

As soon as the meal came up, Xiaomei suddenly stopped talking. After half a ring, he jumped out trembling: "This is ~ ~ this is one of the bowls ..."

During the spring outing, everyone came to a seaside.

He Miaomiao: "Ah ~ ~ the sea ~ ~" jumped up.

Xiao Yuan: "Idiot, this is the famous ice sea in the whole universe. Falling will not freeze to death or lose half-life ~ ~ ~ "

Xiao Wu quickly shouted: "Hey! Are you all right? "

He Miaomiao: It's so cool. It feels like heaven.

Xiaomei: "Is there such a thing?" And jumped down ~ ~ ~

He Miaomiao immediately jumped onto the shore, trembling and said, "Oh, my God ~ ~ ~ I'm freezing to death ~ ~ Fortunately, my acting skills are high and I found a mat ~ ~ ~"

Xiaomei in the water: "Li ——————————————"

Xiaomei's diary (1)

Today we write a composition-my autobiography. Although I wrote it once, I still wrote it in my diary.

I am beautiful, gentle, skillful, dignified, gentle, lovely, lovely, I sympathize with others, beautiful, heavy fish and geese, shy flowers, born beautiful, charming, beautiful, beautiful, handsome ... Of course, I am a hero, loved and blossomed by everyone. Handsome, charming, wise as a fool, noble and elegant, ambitious, fearless in times of crisis, chivalrous, broad-minded, healthy and immortal ... What, you call me too modest? You say I have many advantages? You say your worship of me is like a torrent? Hehe, although it is true, modesty is my life rule, low-key, low-key. ...

I don't understand why such a good composition will fail. ...

Far team articles ~:

Far: this hat is not bad ~ plus my perfect side face, it is a perfect match! Haha ~

(Because the laughter was too loud, it attracted others to watch)

Supreme angel: ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! ! It's a bird! ! ! Ooh, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! ! ! !

Yuan: I'm sorry ... I want to buy cosmetics for Xiaomei, violin and introduction for Daodao, a pair of glasses for He Miaomiao and a book for Xiaowu. Who told me that his Chinese is too poor? I also want to buy clothes for Sister Long, lunch for staff A and lunch for staff B.. ...

Supreme angel (foaming at the mouth, eyes dizzy): OK, OK, you go and do your thing. Is the captain really tired? 120 ... why haven't you come yet ... complain to them next time!

Knife guest articles ~:

Knife: This guitar looks good. Boss, how much is it?

(The eyes of the knife and the eyes of the boss are intertwined)

Boss: Young man, why do you look so familiar? (The boss's expression seems to sound something.)

Tao: What's the matter? No? I'm just an ordinary person ~ boss, here's your money, give me that guitar quickly ~

Boss: oh ~ ok ~ (gives the guitar to the knife)

Tao: Wow, it's so new! I can't put it down. I have to hold it. )

Maybe Daodao liked this guitar so much that she played it. You are the cotton candy in my heart ~ sweet dreams ~ the world has you ...)

Boss: Ah! ! ! ! I remember! ! ! You are Ma Xueyang, the genius of the top combine harvester! ! ! I touched it today! ! ! Ha ha ha ~ ~ ~

Seeing that the knife has been found, I immediately looked at my boss with crystal eyes. )

The boss saw the eyes of the knife that could kill people and immediately hid.

When the knife saw that it was invalid, it used the ultimate weapon! !

Knife: boss ~ ~

Boss: Huh? Hmm? Ah ah ah! ! ! (Immediately unconscious)

Knife: Haha! Fight me? Next life!

(It turns out that the knife has made a face-to-face distance of 1 cm, and the boss has been corona. )

So the knife swaggered out.

He Miaomiao ~:

Mao Mao looked at his glasses intently in the optical shop. Suddenly, a little boy ran into Mao Mao and broke the glasses Mao Mao was wearing. Mao Mao was distressed ~ ~ Seeing that he was still a child, he thought: Forget it, anyway, what can a charming boy like me not forgive?

Child: Sorry! Brother, I broke your eye. how much is it? I'll pay you back.

Mau: (so good? I didn't expect children to be so rich in the current financial crisis. ) no need! Save the money to buy yourself snacks ~

Mao found the child's face a little confused, didn't he? I pretended to be perfect ... because I saw my eyes? ) Thought of here, Mao ran away.

Child: aah! Ah ah! ! ! ! ! ! !

(decibel: 120! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! )

Attracted the attention of others, so ... think about it, a large group of people swarmed, but Mao was clever and ran away while there were many people.

When he got home, he thought about it. It seems that he is too attractive. Ah, ah, ah, ha ha ha.

Xiaomei articles ~:

May: Does this cosmetic look good?

Shop assistant: I think you look familiar ~ You look like a star ~ Of course, that's impossible ~ How can I be so lucky? I met Xiaomei in my mind (I began to be infatuated with flowers)

America: Haha! Of course, I am a beautiful teenager who can't beat break dancing in hyperspace! Liu! Zhou ... (Xiaomei realizes that she has made a slip of the tongue, so the topic turns around)

May: Liu! Chow! All right! Fans of

Shop assistant: no, ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! You are Xiaomei! ! ! You are Xiaomei! ! ! ! Xiaomei! ! Do you know I love you very much? ! ! I love you so much!

America: I got caught? It seems that my disguise is not good enough (so I thought about how not to be out next time ... so the clerk talked there for more than half an hour. After the clerk signs it, he runs at a speed of 50 meters)

Shop assistant: I didn't expect my Xiaomei to be a sprinter! ! I'm still sighing there.

Small five articles ~:

This bear looks so cute ~ It must be very comfortable to sleep with it at night! )

Five: (in very nonstandard Mandarin) Uncle Boss, how much is this?

Boss; Are you Korean? Come on, I'll talk slowly ~ this ~30 yuan ~ one ~ understand?

Five: Well, I see! Well, here's the money ~

Boss: OK ~ Here you are.

Five: Thank you ~ (Say that finish, a flower-like smile blooms)

The boss was intoxicated by this smile, but he froze and remembered something. )

Boss: You, you, you, you, you are not Xiao Wu on the combine, are you?

Five: Mm-hmm ~ Yes ~ Do you know me? Hehe (laughing again ~)

Boss: ahhh ~ Stop laughing, or I'll be electrocuted! !

Five: Oh ... (gag)

Boss: Ah, ah, ah, ah, poor thing ~ Well, I can give you the bear for free, but you have to promise me three conditions.

Five: Really? What?

Boss: Write a sign for my shop and sing me marshmallows for me to hug ~

Five: All right, all right ~

(An hour later ...)

Boss: Thank you, I am your sundae ~ ~ Bye bye ~

Five: thank you ~ (laughs again)

The boss fainted to the ground.

There are five main students:

Li (or Mao Di)

zhang xiaoyuan

Liu Xiaomei

Ma Xiaoyang (or Dao Dao)

Jinxiaowu

On this day, the bell rang for a long time, and seven or eight students didn't come. The teacher called the roll as usual, and the students answered "here" one by one. When he called "Zhang Xiaoyuan", no one answered. The teacher called "Zhang Xiaoyuan" three times, but no one answered.

He raised his head slightly, looked at the class carefully from behind his reading glasses, and then wondered, "Is this man very unpopular?" Why don't you even have a friend? "(In fact, at this moment, five" poor students "are hibernating collectively in the dormitory)

The teacher asked Xiao Wu questions in class, but Xiao Wu stood up without saying a word.

Teacher: Jin Xiaowu?

Teacher: Jin Xiaowu

Teacher: Jin Xiaowu! Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know!

Xiao Wu: Zhi ~ (this honest boy ~ ~)

One day, the teacher asked, "The text says that bees add life to the garden. What does this mean? "

Xiaowu replied: "bees steal pollen, and flowers are angry!" " "

The students laughed at this.

Xiaowu retorted, "Where can flowers bloom if they are not angry?"

In a class, Xiaomei gave an example: when people die, they become butterflies, which is romanticism. Being asked to leave by a horse face is classicism. Being cremated is realism. Being frozen and resurrected is surrealism. Besides, you can't imagine me dead, can you? This is ridiculous ... (it's really unexpected ~)

It is said that Dao Dao is very good at math. On this day, the math teacher asked Daodao's classmates to introduce how to learn math, so Daodao stood up and put up two fingers and said, "Students, I think the key to learning math well is three words:' Do more exercises'!" After 2 seconds, someone reacted and the whole class laughed wildly ~

In physics class, the teacher talked about radioactive elements and said: radioactive elements are very dangerous, so you humans must stay away! ! Then Xiaomei looked innocent and whispered, "Isn't the teacher a person?"

The following is about the exam ~

Dear friends, stop learning ~

In a political exam, Brother Mao spread his textbook on his leg and buried himself in studying hard. Unexpectedly, the invigilator walked around quietly like a messy horse, stroking his shoulder. Brother Mao was shocked, but his face remained the same. Sorry, there are too many things on the table, so he has to put it on his knee. Then he lowered his head and continued to write the disease book. The whole class is ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Brother Mao, you are so strong ~)

Zhang Xiaoyuan was late for the exam. After sitting down, the invigilator asked him why he was late. Zhang Xiaoyuan simply said three words: "There is a reason." (cool, admire you.

The English exam is divided into AB papers, all of which are multiple-choice questions. Brother Mao finally got the answer in the last 10 minute, and suddenly found that the answer was Volume A, while his own paper was Volume B. It was too late to get the answer. Bow your head and think for 1 minute, and start copying. After copying, tear off the "B" in the corner of the answer sheet and hand in an "A". When the score comes out, 60 points ... the whole class is full of admiration for him (talent ~)

Once in an elective exam, Zhang Xiaoyuan overslept and didn't take it, so he had to wait for a make-up exam. As a result, as soon as the results were announced, Xiao Yuan actually passed the exam. I didn't catch anyone. I caught n, but I didn't catch him. All the brothers are sweating ~ ~ ~

Later, the five students analyzed that the teacher must have picked out the failed papers and added them to the score sheet one by one, and the rest passed .............................................................................................................................................. )

It takes two hours to take such an exam. The teacher invigilated and shook his head while invigilating: "It's all taught in class. It's not difficult. It's all wrong Did you bring the book? Read a good book! " It's about time. It was announced that it would be extended for half an hour. I wandered for another ten minutes: how did you learn? You made a mistake when reading a book. That's eight pairs! It should be like this ... Go to the podium and start explaining on the blackboard, write on the blackboard, and then clap your hands: extend the sweat for another half hour ~ (five people should be so happy ~)

Once in an exam, Xiaomei didn't prepare anything. She thought she was going to die! I have prepared the repair fee! ! Come to the examination room and sit in a daze! As a result, the invigilator asked everyone to change seats, and Xiaomei sat in a new seat! ! All the answers are copied on the table, and they are all copied! ! Looking around, I found that Brother Mao was staring at him with fiery eyes! ! (Brother Mao has worked hard, so serve the people ~)

On one occasion, Brother Mao had been sleeping during the exam, and then he woke up just before the next exam. He looked around and found that the students behind him had finished writing the papers, but before they wrote their names, they took them, wrote their names and handed them in. . . (Bowing though ~)

One day, Xiao Yuan asked for leave, and the word "funeral" was written on the fake form.

The teacher said, "How old are you? I can't fill out the application form clearly. Go back and write clearly. "

The next day, Xiao Yuan sent the leave back and proudly said, "Teacher, it's time for you to ask for leave!" "I saw two words written on the application form:" Be buried with him. " (……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

On this day, Xiaomei complained to others about the food in the canteen in a corner. Xiaomei: I bought a scone at noon and walked on the road. Suddenly, a big car came face to face. In the panic, the hot scones fell under the wheels. When the car passed by, I found the scones embedded in the ground intact! In order not to waste, I decided to pick up scones, but I didn't succeed in picking the spoon with my hands. Just then, Xiaowu came along. Xiaowu took out a fried dough stick from his schoolbag and saw a bang. Scones should come out! (Great fried dough sticks. If you want to hit someone in the future, just go to the canteen and buy a dozen ~)

This was dug up from Brother Mao's diary:

A 45-minute student class

What do students do in class? I think so-

1 minute, I didn't listen carefully last class, so this class must be made up.

2 minutes, what the teacher said is as simple as that. Hey, I'm going to bed.

For three minutes, the teacher was really bored. Everything was in Chinese.

4 minutes, watching my deskmate fall asleep, really, carelessly.

5 minutes, think about what to do after class first, so as not to worry.

Six minutes, hey! There is something on the teacher's head, which is really interesting. (at least it's much more interesting than class)

Seven minutes, and the exam is coming again recently. I really don't know what to do.

Eight minutes. What's for lunch today? I am tired of everything I eat every day.

Nine minutes. Why don't you finish class? It's almost 10 minutes.

10 minutes, look at your mobile phone and laugh at a short message joke a week ago.

1 1 min, why can't you see ahead clearly? Maybe you want to sleep.

12 minutes, what happened to the teacher's lecture today? It's really like the lullaby my mother sang when I was a child.

13 minutes, @-@

14 minutes,

Forty minutes. What time is it now? It's time for dinner.

4 1 min, is there anything wrong with today's watch? Why do you walk so slowly?

42 minutes, I can't sit still, I really want to stand for a while.

43 minutes, go to work after class.

44 minutes. I am in a good mood now.

45 minutes, alas, this class is wasted again. Try hard in the next class ... (realizing this proves that it can be saved ...)

Ding.

Don't ask/kloc-where did you go in 0/4-40 minutes? Ask Duke Zhou.

(* _ _ *) Hee hee ... ~ Thank you ~

Bow deeply to the five treasures again-I'm sorry I ruined your image. .............

It is said that Wubao went to military training-~ (it was called an excitement before going ~)

I practiced standing in the military posture that day, and a pigeon landed in the middle of the line, and then walked in the crowd like a chief inspector. The company commander standing by saw it and wanted to rob it. The action is like stealing a mine in a movie, and everyone stands there quietly laughing. The dove seemed to have seen the world, but she caught up with the company commander without flying away. Xiaomei suggested feeding pigeons and taking out chocolates. As a result, Xiaomei was punished for possessing snacks. Poor thing, touch your head ~)

One day in military training under a tree, the coach said to the students: Count off in the first row! Small five students looked at the coach in surprise, and the coach said loudly! So he reluctantly went to the tree and hugged it! (The child is still so pure ~)

There was nothing to eat during military training, and even the fish skin peanuts sold in the shop were extremely popular. This thing is quite hard. Once again, Zhang Xiaoyuan's classmates ate and drank while on duty at night. Unexpectedly, the action of biting peanuts woke the captain ... The captain jumped up and said where the gunshots came from ... (Xiao Yuan ..................)

When practicing crawling forward, one is to roll forward. The teacher needs a demonstration. Brother Mao rolled over and sat up without hesitation, closed his eyes for a while, and there was laughter around him. When he opened his eyes, he rolled over and went back to his original place! (Brother Mao, please forgive me, I know I was wrong ~)

The last item during military training is a military parade. The phalanx team walked past the rostrum and looked spectacular from a distance. Later, Wubao and others were responsible for cleaning the site. As they approached, they saw some shoes scattered on the steps in front of the podium. ......

During the military training, at 2 am, the total distance is about 15 km. On the way back, everyone ran to the edge of a large green belt. The commander said that there was an enemy air raid and quickly hid. The students rushed into the bushes in the green belt and fell down.

After a while, the alarm was lifted and we continued on our way. We found many brothers missing. The instructor hurried to the bushes to find that some comrades were lying down and fell asleep ... (For example, we love Zhang Xiaoyuan ~)

During military training, each platoon sings a song. Brother Mao (who somehow got mixed up with a platoon leader) took all the boys in his platoon to the stage and said that he would sing one of the most famous English songs. As a result, when ABCDEFG sounded, the audience went crazy. (

At the first emergency gathering, the company commander took a flashlight to take pictures of the students one by one, and commented on it by the way. When he met a strongman, he pulled down the exhibition in front of the team.

Primary five students tied their backpacks to their chests with socks as towels.

The student with a knife jumped out wearing trouser legs (I really don't know how he wore them)

Xiaomei's backpack was not packed, so she ran out to assemble it and had to hold it in her arms.

(Brother Mao and Xiao Yuan don't know where they are sleepwalking ~ Sorry ~)

On the first day of military training, Zhang Xiaoyuan stood as a soldier. As a result, he fell asleep with great love, and the eyes of the people next to him were fixed on his forehead and the ground. The next week, he took a band-aid for military training.

I went to the shooting range by military truck. The car goes very fast. Suddenly, a yellow croaker car blocked the road. Five treasures led the brothers to shout in unison: kill him! (These children are usually very loving ~)

Five military training parades were all equipped with bayonets. In training, the speed of the whole phalanx is always much faster than the speed of accompanying music. If they can't get down, it's no use for the instructor to shout the password and go! Later, according to Brother Mao's analysis, everyone has a bayonet behind his head. Who dares to walk slowly? -(-_-|||)

A live-fire shooting, Xiaomei was dragged out by the instructor as a coolie-responsible for reporting the target, anyway, it was just a random report. Usually when she hears a gunshot, she will draw a circle with a small card (indicating that she missed the target). When she was drawing a circle, she was hit, only to see Xiaomei's pole broken, which scared Xiaomei into a cold sweat. Since then, she has reported all this to ten ring Company ...

During military training, the daily breakfast is: an egg, two steamed buns, a piece of bean curd, some pickles and a bowl of rice soup. Everyone is tired of eating and looking forward to a change.

One day, Zhang Xiaoyuan sighed: "Breakfast is like that again today!" "

Xiaowu immediately said: "No, I heard that there is a little change today. Eat buns. "

"oh? Great, what's the filling? "

"Pickled bean curd stuffing!" (Xiao Wuyi looked pure when he said this-steamed bread is steamed bread, steamed bread is steamed bread, which is not the same ~)

1 Wubao received a threatening phone call from the kidnapper ~ ~

1? A reasonable bird

Kidnapper: Are you Captain Bird, the top group? Far Team: Oh, yes, what can I do for you?

Kidnapper: Haha, all the other four treasures have been kidnapped. Take 1 10,000 yuan and put it behind the trash can in * * * Street!

Far Team: It is wrong for you to do so. First of all, you can't kidnap others, it's illegal! Then, even if you choose a place, you can't adjust the back of the trash can. What do you mean? This is a sign of disrespect! Okay, I don't have time to waste with you. Please realize your mistakes quickly and let them go! Or I'll call the police!

Kidnapper: You are cruel!

2? Brave Li Mao.

Kidnapper: Are you the top group Li Mao?

He Miaomiao: What's the matter?

Kidnapper: OK! All the other four treasures have been kidnapped. You should take 1 10,000 and put it behind the trash can in * * * Street!

He Miaomiao: Why? Why? What do you mean, dare to bully my brother? Don't want to live! Let them go! If you don't let go, be careful of me. ......

Kidnapper: I'll release it, I'll release it right away ~ ~

3? Smart Ma Xueyang.

Kidnapper: Are you the top group Ma Xueyang?

Daodao: And you are? ...

Kidnapper: The other four treasures have been kidnapped. Please take 1 10,000 and put it behind the trash can in * * * Street!

Knife: Never! Their lives are not in danger. They tell you that I will sing you a song and you can let them go! "You are the cotton candy in my heart ..."

Kidnapper: Well, I'll let them go for your good singing!

4? Interesting Liu Zhoucheng.

Kidnapper: Are you a top combine harvester? ...

Xiaomei: You can call me Xiaomei or Liu Zhoucheng, an invincible teenager in the hyperspace universe. Since you can't even name me, you are not qualified to talk to me! Now that the police are by my side, you can find him if you have anything!

Kidnapper: Oh, nothing. ......

5? Poor little five

Kidnapper: Are you the top group Tanas?

Tanas: Yes.

Kidnapper: The other four treasures have been kidnapped. Please take 1 10,000 and put it behind the trash can in * * * Street!

Xiaowu: Ho ho ~ ~

Kidnapper: Why are you crying? Haha, do you know you are afraid?

Xiaowu: I'm crying because I don't understand what you're saying at all. Whoops ~ ~

Kidnapper: Hey ~ ~

Sister Long: Xiaomei, why are you late?

Xiaomei: Look! (making a lovely gesture) Is it nice?

Sister Long: (blushing, staring blankly) Nice!

Xiaomei: (Of course) Look, you are stunned. When I came together in the morning, I was shocked to see such a beautiful face. So being late is normal.

Sister Long: |||

Sister Long: He Miaomiao, why are you late?

Brother Mao: Because it's not bright!

Sister Long (angry): The sun is shining on your ass, and it's not dawn yet! !

Brother Mao: Because I wear sunglasses, my eyes always turn black when I open them ~ ~

Sister Long: |||

Sister Long: Yang Xue, you are a top student. Why are you late?

Yang Xue: (aggrieved) It's too late for me to find inspiration to write songs at night. ...

Sister Long: (comforting) I don't blame you, I don't blame you. ...

Yang Xue: (making faces)

Sister Long: Xiaowu, you are a good boy. Why are you late?

Xiaowu: Are you late? This time is normal time in Korea!

Sister Long: ||||| You have been in China for so long, and you still stay in Korea?

Sister Long: Xiao Yuan, you are the captain. You should take the responsibility yourself. Why are you still late?

Far Team: I won't be late! I'm not late. Who do you think is the one who makes a fool of himself in the mirror? There are also people who sleep with sunglasses and treat the day as night; Others obviously play games online at night, but say they are writing songs for inspiration; And that person clearly set his watch and alarm clock to China time, but still kept biting Korean time; Drag them to the company one by one? (Tears ~ ~) Wait till they all arrive. Can you not be late?

Sister Long: (shaking hands) Fortunately, it is right to make you captain! !

3 short articles ~ ~ ~

The vampire said: Hello ~ ~ I am the most ferocious vampire in the world.

Xiaomei said: Oh! ! ! Do you know who I am?

The vampire said: I don't know ~ ~ ~

Xiaomei said (super handsome action): I am Liu Zhoucheng, an invincible beautiful boy in the hyperspace universe ~ ~

Vampire (anthomaniac)

Xiaomei said: Your skin is good ~ ~ ~ What skin care products do you use? Introduce ~ ~ ~

Vampire (Ignorance): I don't understand ~ ~ ~

Xiaomei said: So you are natural ~ ~ ~ Oh ~ ~ I should make a mask ~ ~ ~

The vampire said, what is it?

Xiaomei said: no, goodbye ~ ~ Let me know if you have any good products ~ ~ ~

Vampires never understand what Xiaomei is saying ~ ~ ~ Sweat ~ ~ ~

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Knife products

The vampire said: Hello ~ ~ I am the most ferocious vampire in the world.

Daodao said: You must be the person you are looking for ~ ~ Your acting skills are not bad ~ ~ Hehe.

The vampire said, who is it?

Daodao said: Get into the role quickly. You have to perform a lot of actions to stimulate my creative inspiration ~ ~ ~

The vampire said: Why?

The knife said, "Because you are the cotton candy in my heart ..."

Vampires are really attracted to marshmallows ~ ~ ~

One day has passed ~ ~ ~

Daodao said: Finally finished ~ ~ Thank Brother Yuan for me ~ ~ Bye bye ~ ~

Vampire said: I have worked hard all day, but I don't thank you ~ ~ ~ Why is my life so bitter?

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Maomao tablets

The vampire said: Hello ~ ~ I am the most ferocious vampire in the world.

Mao Mao said, what do you think of my sunglasses? Is it cool?

The vampire said: Let's make up ~ ~ ~

Mao Mao said: I'm in a bad mood. Don't you dare provoke me to beat you up first ~ ~ ~

Vampires are not beaten like ghosts by Mao Mao ~ ~ ~

He Miaomiao said: It's really cool ~ ~ Welcome to visit next time ~ ~ ~

Vampire (crying): I promise not to come ~ ~ ~

Mao Mao said: it doesn't matter, you're welcome ~ ~ I don't charge ~ ~

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Small five articles

The vampire said: Hello ~ ~ I am the most ferocious vampire in the world.

Xiaowu said: you don't look good ~ ~ ~

The vampire said: I want to suck your blood dry ~ ~ ~

Xiaowu (555555555555)

The vampire said, do you know you are afraid?

Xiao Wu said: Xun ~ ~ ~ Come and protect me ~ ~ ~

Xun said: Don't be afraid of Xiaowu ~ ~ Here we come ~ ~ ~

The vampire was beaten again ~ ~ ~ ~

The vampire said: with a group fight? ~ ~ Why am I so unlucky? ~ ~ ~ unfair ~ ~ ~

Xiao Wu said: poor boy ~ ~ ~ I'll treat you to cotton candy ~ ~ ~

The vampire said, that's very kind of you ~ ~ ~ 55555555555

Xiaowu said: it's my treat and you pay ~ ~ ~

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Small and far-reaching articles ~ ~ ~

Xiao Yuan said, Who are you?

The vampire said: Hello ~ ~ I am the most ferocious vampire in the world.

Xiao Yuan said: What's the matter?

The vampire said, what can I do for you?

Xiao Yuan said: If you have nothing to do, just find something to do ~ ~ Don't bother me ~ ~ Are you bored? Am I free? ~ ~ Listen to your nonsense here ~ ~ Do you know I'm busy? I want to buy cosmetics for Xiaomei, help me choose a violin ~ ~ I also want to buy sunglasses for He Miaomiao, and then teach Xiaowu Chinese ~ ~ Will you help me with these things? You have five seconds to disappear from my eyes ~ ~ ~

Vampires disappear at a speed of 10 thousand meters per second ~ ~ ~

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The author sighs: poor vampire ~ ~ ~