The funniest sketch lines

Sketch is a small art work. Broadly speaking, essays cover a wide range. In ancient Indian Buddhist scriptures, it refers to the seven-volume Prajna Paramita Sutra, and in prose, it refers to the short style. Narrow sketch generally refers to the short art of speaking and performing. Its basic requirements are clear language, natural form, full understanding and expression of each character's personality and language characteristics, and the most representative is comedy sketches.

Short sketch line number 1 "end of bad test"

The sketch character A said: Dear ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests, hello everyone! Welcome to "Extraordinary 6+7"

I am the host of the program, and everyone can call me! Today, the sketch we performed for you is

The sketch role B said: Performing sketch again?

The sketch character A said: Do you want to join?

The sketch character B said: What's the matter, can't you?

The sketch character A said: Audience friends, you don't know! This outcrop must worry the audience. Second, the outcrop, cross talk has never been interesting. Three stones exposed from the ground scared a cow in the field. Four outcrops, jumping off buildings nationwide. Five. . .

The sketch character B said: Fuck you, I don't think you are right today. Why is your cheek swollen?

The sketch character A said: I ate too many steamed buns.

The sketch character B said: Do you treat me as 250? Eating steamed stuffed buns will make your mouth swell. We are all good brothers. How can you not say anything? Why? Who bullied you? I will get justice for you.

The sketch character A said: If you can get justice for me, my face will not be like this.

The sketch character B said: I had Tai Sen gloves, and my teeth fell out with one punch, and both boxers fell down.

The sketch character A said: I think you must be the last one to lose your tooth.

The sketch character B said: Joke, I think the leader of the "Qinglong Gang" will lose to a little character who bullies you.

The sketch character A said: As far as you "Qinglong Gang" are concerned, except you, they are all kindergarten children. I think you should forget it!

The sketch character B said: Oh, the opponent seems to be quite powerful? who is it? Tell me about it.

The sketch character A said: My dad.

The sketch character B said: No wonder you said my tooth must have fallen out. Please pay attention to the age gap: one is fourteen and the other is forty. If I can hit him, I will be Tai Sen II. Then why did your father hit you?

The sketch character A said: I'm not afraid of jokes. Because of my family, I like playing table tennis. So my family implements the competition scoring system.

The sketch character B said: Exercise and study are integrated. This is good!

The sketch character A said: Not bad! If my score is below 80, tonight's game will be women's singles.

The sketch character B said: Wait a minute! What is a women's singles?

The sketch character A said: My mother hit me alone.

The sketch character B said: Oh! Such a woman is single.

The sketch character A says: If the score is below 70. Then the game was changed to men's singles.

The sketch character B said: I see. His father beat him alone. So you failed the exam this time. What should the game be?

The sketch character A said: Everyone knows that men and women are mixed doubles!

The sketch character B said: Let's go together! All right. Can this face not be swollen?

The sketch character A said: There is a couplet on my wall, which is very telling.

The sketch character B said: There are couplets!

The sketch character A said: That is. The first part is, I will scold you if I say it, and I will scold you if I say it right.

The sketch character B said: Part II.

The sketch character A said: Fight if you say it, and fight if you have nothing to do.

Sketch character b said: horizontal batch.

The sketch character A said: Let people beat and scold.

The sketch character B said: Boy, then you should be ready to be beaten at any time! How many points did you get in this exam?

The sketch character A said: Half of a hundred.

The sketch character B said: Then you should be prepared to be beaten again?

The sketch character A said: Friends, please remember my face.

The sketch character B said: Why?

The sketch character A said: My face will not look like this tomorrow.

Sketch role A Sketch role B bowed and said: Thank you!

The second line is "bragging"

The sketch character A said: Our family is a braggart!

The sketch character B said: Our family is still a braggart professional!

The sketch character A said: Our family praises us for not paying taxes.

The sketch character b said: our family bragged and didn't give money!

The sketch character A said: It's not blowing.

I have to go to the toilet since I was born.

The sketch character B said: Climb?

The sketch character A said: Who can climb when he is born?

The sketch character B said: Then how to get there?

The sketch character A said: It can be used as a toilet!

The sketch character B said: This is called urine!

The sketch character A said: I will run in three months.

The sketch character B said: That must be a freak!

The sketch character A said: My mother will go to work in three months.

I had to run from grandma's house to grandma's house.

The sketch character B said: Run like this!

The sketch character A said: Talk about bragging.

I can't compete with anyone.

The sketch character B said: I don't believe it.

Do you dare to compete here?

The sketch character A said: Blow here? No problem!

Sketch character b said: to say that this appetite is large.

I can eat five bowls of noodles in one meal!

The sketch character A said: I can eat eight catties of jiaozi in one meal!

The sketch character B said: Oh dear

I have a fever!

The sketch character A said that I also had a high fever last night!

The sketch character B said that I had a high fever of 67 degrees.

The sketch character A said that I had a high fever of 94 degrees.

The sketch character B says you are not afraid of burning to death! "

The sketch character A said: I sleep at night with a handful of corn in my hand.

I saw it the next day.

It's all popcorn

The sketch character B said: I sleep under the quilt at night.

I saw it the next day.

The quilt burned a big hole!

The sketch character A said: I am taller than the building!

The sketch character B said: My head is very high.

Tredley

Reach for a big plane!

The sketch character A said: My upper lip goes against the sky.

Lower lip on the ground!

The sketch character B said: What about your face?

The sketch character A said: Bragging is shameless!

The sketch role B said: Hey! -

What did the sketch character A say?

The sketch character B said to come again.

What else does sketch character A say he wants to play?

Come on, sketch role B.

The sketch character A said you should come.

The sketch character B said to tell you! I am a very capable person!

What are the abilities of the sketch characters mentioned by A?

The sketch character B said that I could read with my ears.

The sketch character A said that you didn't ask me what I was capable of, did you?

What does the sketch character B say you can do?

The sketch character A said that I often eat with my nose.

The sketch character B said that I could use my armpit to find mines.

The sketch character A said that I could generate electricity with my throat.

The sketch character B said that I could see people through the wall.

The sketch character A says I can see your money through your clothes.

The sketch character B said that I invited my classmates to dinner last night!

The sketch character A said that I invited my classmates to dinner last night!

The sketch character B says how I blow, so he blows!

The sketch character A said come on!

The sketch character b said it was not good. I swallowed the chopsticks!

The sketch character A says eating is not good for me! I swallowed the spoon!

The sketch character B said I ate bad again! I bit off a piece on the plate.

The sketch character A says eating is not good for me! I'll bite a piece from the big bowl!

The sketch character B said I ate bad again! I bit off the table!

The sketch character A said that I ate it and it was broken. I bit ... I bit off my nose!

What about sketch role B? Can you reach it?

The sketch character A said I bit it with my feet crossed! Do you care?

Is the sketch role B meaningful?

The sketch character A said that I had a secret recipe for bragging.

The sketch character B said that I could blow a square into a circle.

The character A in the sketch said that I could blow up the short one.

The sketch character B said that I could blow ugliness into beauty.

The sketch character A said that I could blow the dead alive.

The sketch character b said, hey, you are really good.

Sketch character a says blow!

The sketch character B said, let me tell you, our family is a bragging workshop.

The sketch character A said that our house is a bragging factory.

The sketch character B said that our family is a bragging company.

The sketch character A said that our family is a braggart Torah.

The sketch character B said that our home is the bragging center of the world.

Sketch character A said that our ... your center was bombed by our house.

The sketch character b says ho! There is no comparison. What a blowjob!