Please, Guo Da and Cai Ming sell sketch lines for classes on New Year's Day.

Cai: Hello, this is the sales office of Dream Home. I'm Miss Cai. Wang: I'm Manager Zhang. I seriously warn you. Cai: Why? W: The probation period is two months. Have you achieved anything? Have you ever sold a house? Cai: Why? Wang: Ask yourself! Cai: Oh ... Why? Wang: If you don't sell the house before work today, you'll pack up and leave! Cai: Why? Guo: Hello! ? Cai: Hello, I'm Miss Cai. Guo: Come on! Cai: Why? Guo: I am the owner here, and your house has serious quality problems! Cai: You are looking for a property! Guo: But the property management asked me to find you! Cai: Why? Guo: I don't know why. I tell you, I know you are from the same company, so don't kick the ball back and forth for me! All the water pipes in our house are leaking. When can you fix them for me? ! Cai: Sorry, the construction team went home to collect wheat. Guo: In June, you said they went back to harvest wheat. It's almost Spring Festival. How can they harvest wheat? Cai: They went back to grow wheat. Guo: Alas, can they come back soon? Our house is full of water now, and my mother is still sitting in the closet! Cai: Why? Guo: Why are you 100,000? You can repair our house according to the contract. Cai: Why ... Let's look at the contract. Turn to page 5, article 55. Guo: There are no 55 here. Cai: Here you are (magnifying glass). Guo: Why? Cai: caught in the cracks ... Guo: If the owner unilaterally thinks that there is something wrong with the quality of the house, the developer will carry out maintenance at their convenience. What do you mean? Cai: That is to say, it is not convenient for developers now. Guo: 100 is inconvenient for developers. What should I do? Cai: No, your property right is only 70 years. Guo: You! Cai: No, don't worry, don't worry, the construction team will be back soon. Guo: Come on, who will believe you when you say this? When I bought a house, you said that there were more than 100 towering trees in this yard. Where are they? Cai: In the yard. Guo: There are only a few small saplings. Without looking carefully, I thought I had planted a row of onions. Cai: Don't worry. /kloc-After 0/00 years, they will grow into towering green onions. Guo: What! Cai: Trees are ~ ~. Guo: Also, your advertisement is that swans are flying in the sky and fish are swimming in the pond. Where's the fish? Cai: The swan ate it. Guo: No, what about swans? Cai: I'm full and flying. Guo: Hey! Why did I meet all of them? Cai: What a coincidence. Guo: Oh, yes, and this. You said to buy a house and send furniture. Did you give it? Cai: Did you buy it? Guo: What do you mean I buy it? Cai: If you don't buy it, how can we deliver it? Guo: No, how do you deliver it? Cai: You bought it at a furniture store, and we sent it home for you. Guo: Good delivery! This is cheating. Cai: Why? Guo: You know, the customer is God. Cai: Hello, God. Guo: Our hosts are your parents. Cai: Hello, Dad. Dad, are you tired? Guo: It's no use calling ancestors. I tell you, if you don't solve the problem for me today, believe it or not, I won't let you sell the house. Cai: I can't sell it anyway. Do you drink water? Guo: I won't drink it. Cai: Why? Guo: There you go again! Cai: No ... Hello, I'm Miss Cai. Wang: I want to choose a house for my father here. Cai: Oh. Wang: Didn't you see the advertisement just now? Guo: Furniture is a gift, not a gift. Furniture is a gift, not a gift. The fish was eaten by the swan, and the swan was full and flew away. My mother is still sitting in the closet! Wang: You must be ill! Cai: No, it's his. Wang: What does it say step by step in the sky? Guo: Come on, let me tell you, before buying a house, she regarded you as her dear father. If this house is a bit out of date ... Cai: Dad! ! ! My daughter has no job, Dad! Guo: Dad ... No, who is your father? Cai: My father does. Guo: You are old. Cai: Look, I'm confused again. Guo: I tell you, I have your set ... Wang: Come on, newspaper! Guo: Huh? Guo: Ah, er, my father is also senile. Cai: Well, I want to buy him a house in this property. He thinks it is too expensive. Wang: You see now everyone tells people never to buy a house? Cai: Right, right, right! Wang: It's exactly the same as my father's symptoms. Cai: Wow! What a coincidence. Wang: What a good old man. The older the elderly, the more filial we should be as children. Guo: Well, what are you showing me? Up there. Wang: I'm not asking you to read it, I'm asking you to tear it for fun. Guo: Hey, you told me earlier. I thought there was something on it ... I'm not crazy! Cai: Dad! ! ! Wang: Oh, sister, remember, such an old man can't choke. He must follow me. Don't worry, I will definitely not buy this house. Guo: That's right! W: Do you want to pay for the contract later? Cai: Yes! Guo: Ah no, what are you doing? Wang: I'll take a look in the back. Guo: Don't be fooled! Cai: Dad! ! ! Guo: Brother, I'm really not her father. Wang: Brother, you are my father. Guo: Big brother, big brother. Cai: Eh? The house is for sale now. Oh, thank you for your help. You are just my mascot. Guo: Is the play good? I'm your father. Why didn't you say I was your boyfriend? Cai: er ... it's too old ... Guo: ok, ok, I'll play it if you play it. I can't believe I can't cure you today, so I will. Cai: Mascot, are you, are you hot? I will give you a fan. Don't be angry, mascot. Wang: Alas, alas, alas, is this the sales office? Cai: Hello, I'm Miss Cai. Wang: Can you give me a discount? Wang: I didn't ask you. Are you the manager? Cai: Well, he isn't. Wang: I saw you kiss his ass. The guy slapped him in the face. Guo: I'll take care of this guest. You are fired! Cai: Why? Guo: I'm flattered. Cai: I ... Guo: From now on, you have nothing to do with our company. Guo: You really have a good eye, sir. I am the manager here. Our house is not for sale. Wang: Not for sale? Don't sell it, why do you advertise, Alzheimer's disease! I'm full! Cai: Please stay, sir. Since I have nothing to do with this company, I can tell you the truth. Wang: Go ahead. Cai: Do you know why he doesn't sell your house? Wang: What's the matter? Cai: Because he wants to raise prices! Wang: Huh? ! Guo: I didn't want to raise the price. Cai: Then you sell it to others. Guo: I don't sell it. Cai: Why? Guo: No, I don't want to sell it. Cai: It is still necessary to raise prices. Guo: I didn't want to raise the price. Cai: Then you sell it to others. Guo: I don't sell it. Cai: Why? Guo: I want to raise the price! Cai: To tell the truth. Guo: No, no, no, I didn't want to raise the price. Cai: Then you sell it to others. Guo: I don't sell it. Wang: Stop it! Treacherous businessman! I hate profiteers the most in my life. I'm sure, and I'll tell you about this price, two sets, full payment (Cai Ming: amount), if you dare to add 1 minute. Did you pay to sign the contract later? Cai: Yes! Guo: Big Brother. Wang: profiteer, shut up! Cai: (singing) There are eighteen bends in the mountain road here, and the houses here are almost sold out. There are leaks in the sales offices here, here, here and here. Guo: Ha ha ha ha ha. God opened his eyes. The sales office leaks water. How can you sell this house? Wang: Yes, yes, it's not easy to find a place to do it. This house is wonderful. Cai: Is it ok to leak like this? Wang: Of course. Guo: No, how can you stand such a loophole? Wang: People live like this? Are you crazy? I work in a warehouse. Guo: How can you be such a leaky warehouse? Wang: Do you know what I do? Guo: What do you do? Wang: I like seafood. Are they all running water and boiled water? . I'm sorry to ask you this leaking question. Is there no charge? Cai: Well, definitely not. Wang: 4 sets! Cai: (coughing) God really opened his eyes! Cai: Mascot, will you come back tomorrow? K: Come on. Cai: Why? Guo: (Tianjin dialect) I have senile dementia. Cai: Well, mascot, why don't I repair your house with my own money? Guo: I don't want it. If you really want to help me, give all the water leaked from my house to the seafood grinder. Wang: OK, as many as you have, the more the better. It's all mine. Cai: Why? Wang: Look, is this it? Cai: Contract. Wang: Really? Cai: The receipt. Wang: Add them together and call them evidence. Cai: Zheng ... Wang: Do you know what I do? Cai: I like seafood. Wang: That's a hobby. Cai: What about the major? Wang: Professional, fake! Wang: Brother, I have to talk to you about this. You have worked hard for most of your life and saved so much money. You bought such a water curtain hole, and you still have to argue with them. Are they telling the truth? Cai: Yes. Guo (Wang): Which sentence? (Where is it? ) Cai: My real name is Cai. Guo: Nonsense! Wang: We should learn to use legal weapons to protect our legitimate rights and interests. See? See you in court! Guo: See? See you in court! Cai: Why? ! ! Is this it? Hope to adopt.