A hilarious copy of the classic

1. Some girls have to buy high-pixel mobile phones. Do you think you are ugly enough?

2. I just

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When you are a teenager, love can be late, but delivery and takeaway can't be late.

I always thought she liked me, and I didn't know she had a crush on me until she denied it.

Ugly people have priority to speak, because we often hear people say, "My ugly words are ahead!" "

People change. For example, I used to want to get rich, but now it's different. Now I just want to get rid of poverty!

6. Endless work, lack of sleep, a wallet that is not fat, a mink that can't afford it, earned 200 million in half a lifetime, once lost memory and once remembered.

7. During the road test, the man walked into the cab and the examiner sat next to him and asked, "Are you nervous?" The man replied, "Don't be nervous. Our coach said, just think of it as a dog sitting next to you. "

Eight. Call the cleaner to clean the house. Aunt came in to wear a shoe cover. I quickly said: no, no, just step in! Aunt cleaning: No, I'm afraid I'll get my shoes dirty.

Nine. I used to think I was poor.

Three generations means that it is poor enough.

I won't be poor after three generations, and I won't know that I am the poorest until I grow up.

Three generations have been too poor to even marry a daughter-in-law, so there is no first place.

Four generations.

10. I accompanied my wife to the road at night and found it on the road.

5 yuan, my wife said that the money I picked up must be spent, otherwise it will bring bad luck, I am dubious. As a result, she dragged me into the supermarket and bought more than 200 snacks.

In fairy tales, the prince and princess finally lived a happy life. The main reasons: one is beautiful and the other is rich.

Twelve. The so-called growth is to hear "stormy waves"

Four words, I can't think of the sea anymore.

Someone told me that nothing is more complicated than love. I threw a math book in his face.

Fourteen. Many girls say they are uncles. In fact, for them, rich old men are uncles, and those without money are old hooligans.

15. Only the weak will cry and beg him not to leave when they break up. We strong people all knelt on the ground and held each other's thighs so that he couldn't move.

16. Some people try their best to lose weight by eating hot pot, barbecue, cake and a bottle of sugar-free drink.

Seventeen. After dinner, my wife said to me: You washed the dishes! "I looked at my son and hoped that he would intercede for me. After all, I just bought him a toy submachine gun. My son raised his toy submachine gun and pointed it at me: Go and wash the dishes! Bullets have no eyes.

18. What is friendship? I changed it after graduation.

Four cell phone numbers. Nobody told me, but my classmate contacted me when she got married!

19. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back!

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10. Ma Yun once said: A person's career is inversely proportional to his appearance. I can't bear to look in the mirror. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.

Twenty one. When I was a child, I stole my mother in partnership with my brother.

Five dollars! I was severely beaten by my mother. I didn't hold my breath when I was kneeling, and I farted very loudly! My brother actually laughed, and my dad thought he refused and beat him again.

Twenty-two Hot weather is suitable for confession. If you succeed, you can date and drink ice. It doesn't matter if it fails. At least your heart is half cold.

It's not easy to be a parent now: I give money to my children, but people thank koi fish.

Twenty-four People always have expectations, so that life is meaningful. For example, looking forward to class, looking forward to school, looking forward to holidays, looking forward to school holidays.