Funny three sentences and a half lines

1 Later, some European friends made trouble in Dalian, eating seafood and watching the scenery. This photo is unusual and complete!

We have a lot to say, so don't be too verbose. I hope everyone will join us and applaud together!

3, the book price is soaring, the information is expensive, the homework is heavy and the study is tired, so just boil water to make up the exam. ) a little back!

4. There are girls leading roles. They are beautiful and well-behaved. You'll know after two years' work, sister-in-law

5. There are several talented women in the forum. Brother Qing wants to write poems. Unfortunately, there are few people, (hey) copy!

6. It is not illegal to kill people in the hospital. If there is something wrong with the liver, cut the stomach. Don't walk while carrying the body. (Hum! ) pay!

7. Before I take the stage, I would like to say that there have been many happy events in the Cheyou Club in the past two years, and we are happy and warm-hearted. Let's take off (clothes)! (First three people): Hey ~, what are you doing?

8, Xueou is the best, our bobbin is praised by everyone, asking for wire evaluation, wow (exaggeration)!

9. In order to run the party well, everyone has worked hard to prepare, and there is still a good show to see later. Let's retreat!

10, there are many talents in this area, old and young. Ask how big the contribution is, not small!

1 1, God gave me a mouth and taught me how to shout slogans, but I only learned-funny.

12, let's get together today, wash away the hardships and fatigue of the year, and look forward to tomorrow's drunkenness and confidence!

13, it is said that it was difficult to gather because of low popularity the year before last. Beijing boy acted first and made a contribution!

14, bid farewell to the old and welcome the new, laugh, sing and dance together, review the future of the historical exhibition, and continue fb (corruption)!

15, the affairs in the region are related to the national economy and people's livelihood, with equal emphasis on major events and small situations, attracting investment in industries and services. Serve you right!

16, I made three and a half sentences today, so I don't want to forgive you. No matter how good it is, don't run!

17, there is no crime of bigamy online, I love it very much. Don't go after hitting on girls (hi! ) pay!

18, good evening, students (waving right hand). Welcome to guide, no matter how well you behave, don't run!

19, the canteen is really tired, the service attitude is underworld, a steamed bread is given to half, (dang! ) It's really dark!

20. Let's say three and a half sentences today. If you can't say it, you won't eat. For the first time, we messed up!

2 1, four years of wonderful college time, drinking, picking up girls and playing mahjong, still nowhere to go on Saturday, (hey! ) video!

22. In XX, we have made great progress and social welfare is not lazy. Dalian was the first to help students. It's sweet to recall that painful experience!

23, six sisters, three holidays, seven handsome guys and five idiots. If you dare to say that he (she) is not good, (hum! ) Eight horns!

24, the program here is only a paragraph, the four of us standing on the stage, gongs and drums, (when! ) add chaos!

25. Set new goals in the new year, and the task will not be higher. As long as everyone works together, Qi Xin will definitely surpass them.

26, August, go to road trip, Tibet, 13 warrior, all cattle, stay in the history of sailing league, travel at your own expense!

27. The new year has come again. I salute you first. I bow to you and give you money!

28, Pearl Lake fb first, Luxiang Garden has many European friends at Christmas, and fireworks are set off on New Year's Eve, which is booming!

29. The four of us took to the stage to celebrate with gongs and drums. What should we say? (Mao) Bye! (First three people): It hasn't started yet. Why did you say goodbye? (d) Hey, hey, start over.

30. The window service business is wide, the talent center is ringing, and the performance is like climbing stairs, one step at a time!

3 1, branches everywhere are not lonely, Xi 'an Dalian and Jiangsu and Zhejiang, activities one after another, happy!

God gave me a brain and taught me how to think, but I only learned to sleep.

33. The trip to Dalian is unforgettable, and the trip of sea and wind is coming again. Everyone likes the theme of happiness. Welcome to visit again!

34. The Sailing Federation is so lively that the whole country knows it. You have to ask why, and it's great.

35. Mobilize from top to bottom in the region, and the second venture is not idle. Let the high-tech word-of-mouth spread and work hard!

36. At the end of the year, there will be a bonus of 20,000 yuan, three and a half boxes of Maotai for each person, and chicken, duck and fish can be eaten casually. ) nonsense!

37, 62 meters 22 sand, the steamed bread that was bitten fell off, and the food tasted bad. I want to go back, (bang! ) find fault!

38, Dalian eat seafood cheese, Jiangsu fish and shrimp even pot end, Xi' an farmers get together to keep fresh.

39. The General Secretary cares about Jiacheng, and the burden is heavy. I'll work with the leaders and keep working!

40. Celebrate the festival by beating gongs and drums. There is a party today, it's lively!

4 1, shortage of high-end talents. The management Committee will help you find it, and there are many preferential policies. Come on!

42. God gave me a pair of feet and taught me how to stand still, but I only learned to escape.

43. Industrial development needs talents, and all professions should come. * * * Just like Jiancainian, brilliant idea!

44, early in the morning, the alarm clock chimed, didn't go to exercise and sleep late, and finally got up, (bang! ) first!

45. Fanmeng is full of gardens in spring, and there will be an annual meeting to celebrate the New Year. I'll pay you a New Year call (bow) and give you money (reach out)! (The first three people): What people (Northeast dialect)!

Complete works of three sentences and half lines

Three sentences and a half lines on New Year's Day

It's really lively here today. Friends, big and small, are laughing together. What do you want to ask? New Year's Day!

When New Year's Day comes, we laugh in our hearts and our tongues become warped. What did the four of us say? Three and a half sentences!

Happy New Year's Day, teachers and students. Guidance is welcome. Whatever you say, don't run around!

We only stayed at school for two years. The beautiful campus is really lively, the teachers are beautiful and the skills are good. It's really good!

My teacher taught me pinyin, my teacher taught me arithmetic and my teacher taught me music. How many!

The teacher taught me art, the teacher told me nursery rhymes, and everything was taught by the teacher, which made me understand!

The teacher treats me like a fur coat, and it snows in winter. I am proud of the warmth in my heart!

Teachers arrive at school early and finish school at night. Every day is so terrible, I can't help it!

Lead us to read a lot, teach us unique methods, love us every minute, and where to find it!

You won't forget your sweat and contribution to the red runway on the court.

Math is fast and good, Chinese reading is authentic, and self-care ability has been improved. It's wonderful!

A pair of small hands become skillful, the handwriting is good, the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are all good, amazing!

We're screaming now, and everyone is dying to see us. We will continue to do well in the future, aiming high!

Year of the snake has arrived, looking back at the past and grasping the present, looking forward to the future and thinking of the Ming Dynasty, so act quickly!

First-class must always be guaranteed and must always be grasped. * * * Create a brilliant tomorrow, one step at a time!

Another beautiful year. Happy New Year! I wish you good health and always smile!

Speaking of which, this is a list. Please don't be angry if you don't speak well. There are so many programs behind. Keep watching!

New year's three sentences and a half lines

It's New Year's Day after Christmas. I'll tell you three and a half sentences. What if you don't speak well? Let's live to see.

Not afraid, the four beautiful women rushed to run on the stage. Look around, there are all eldest sisters.

The program was prepared in a hurry, so I'm not sure. I panicked, drank some wine and dared to shout.

If nothing else, let's talk about ourselves and the school. The lines are all made up now. That's brilliant.

I ran to school as soon as I wiped it, and stopped when I entered the campus. I'll check in with the doorman first!

It is good for your health to lead students to the classroom, change down jackets into small cotton-padded jackets, and have morning self-study and the first class together.

In a blink of an eye, it was a big recess, and teachers and students rushed to the playground, striding forward with military songs, which was extremely comfortable.

It's a little late to get off work at night, because this time is too short, so two rows of street lamps are your company, so be brave.

When I got home, I continued to be busy, pots and pans rang, and I cooked all the food and drink, which was delicious.

There are several bowls of vegetables, so I have no energy to wash them. Snoring in bed, another day.

Get up the next day and continue, cycle after cycle, year after year, look at our spirit and keep strengthening.

You are very busy, and I have no time. It is difficult for colleagues to meet each other. When we meet, we only talk about work, not nonsense.

Put your own affairs aside, never delay your work, work hard and get used to it.

Although the work is very tiring and sweet, you see everyone is smiling brightly. You should ask why, dedication.

The young man used to be a little old man, and the little girl used to be wrinkled, but she worked better than before.

Brothers and sisters unite well, help each other, learn from each other and have a high style. It's all a pot of life.

We have a lot to say, so please don't be too wordy and applaud more. Thank you.

Today we celebrate the New Year, and the leaders are thinking about us. It's interesting to overcome difficulties and manage our meals.

Time is precious. Don't waste it There are still programs waiting in line. Let's retreat now, shall we

Three sentences and half lines of government organs and units

Beat gongs and drums to celebrate the festival. There is a party today, it's lively!

The new year has come again. I salute you first. I bow to you and give you money!

Please forgive me for saying a few and a half words today. No matter how good it is, don't run!

Pay equal attention to regional affairs, state affairs and world affairs, and attract investment in industries and services. Serve you right!

Top-down mobilization in the region, it is not easy to start a second business, let high-tech word-of-mouth spread, work hard!

The general secretary cares about Jiacheng, and the burden is heavy. I work hard with the leaders and keep doing it!

We have a lot to say, so don't be too verbose. I hope everyone will join us and applaud together!

The window service business is wide, the talent center is ringing, and the performance is like climbing stairs, step by step!

Industrial development needs talents, and all majors should come. * * * It's a brilliant idea to create a talent year!

High-end talents are too scarce. The management Committee will help you find it, and there are many preferential policies. Come on!

There are also many talents in the region, old and young, so ask how big the contribution is, not small!

There are many heroines, beautiful and smart. You'll know in two years, sister-in-law

It is not a high task to set new goals in the new year. As long as we work together, we will surpass them.

Today, let's get together, wash away the hardships and fatigue of a year, and look forward to tomorrow's drunkenness and self-confidence!

In order to run the party well, everyone has worked hard to prepare, and there is still a lot to see later. Let's retire!

Three sentences and a half lines on campus

Entering the South Courtyard, the elder sister asked her what she was doing and how to pay.

Go to the dormitory and probe before entering. You are going the wrong way and need to be beaten.

The school doctor really applauded. What if you are not angry, annoyed or sick?

Then open an account, you have to walk around, and the photos are so headless.

Then cover the insurance, there is little money in the bag, and I am afraid that nothing will happen. Nonsense.

After everything was done, I was sweating all over. How to take a bath? Time.

There are many kinds of canteens, the environment is good, and the food expenses are really cheap. That's bullshit！

At eleven o'clock every night, there is no power supply in the dormitory. What if I can't sleep? Turn around.

Contact is definitely not good. What if I have no money? Run!

When I came to the gym, the equipment was really complete. How was the dance? Rotten!

The student union recruits new students, and everyone wants to go in. What if they can't get in? Climb relatives!

It's time to go to the Drum Tower. It's too far by bus. Who should I leave my seat with? Woman!

There are many lovers in Nantah, so what about singles? Nothing can be done!

At the opening ceremony, alumni came to give speeches. What about the school song? Hard to sing!

Freshman debate, a wonderful fight. What's the topic? Fall in love!

Football championship, sophomore year is really good, how about freshman year? Handsome!

Pukou is really lively, and the community is recruiting new people. What's going on here? Heart Association!

Campus scenery is beautiful, life is really tired, what should I do if I am depressed? Consultation!

At the general meeting, we came to the stage. How do you think? Cool!

Complete works of three sentences and half lines of the company

1, trade union activities are particularly good, climbing mountains and tug-of-war to do gymnastics, keeping fit and displaying talents, which is lively.

2. Good evening, leaders. Welcome everyone to come. Whatever you say, don't laugh.

Listen to me, everyone here. Sincere gratitude comes from the heart. Beauty is sweeter than honey and can be realized.

4, the information service is very comprehensive, everyone around the network, all the work is not negligent, everyone is looking for me!

Dear friends, thank you for coming here in spite of your busy schedule. Let's get together tonight to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Longzhong Factory. When we meet at this Mid-Autumn Festival full moon, we are extremely happy. Ah, our mood is extremely happy.

6, a lot of personnel work, mobilize welfare and credit, all for the benefit of employees, one person, one vote.

7. We have a lot to say, so don't be too verbose. I hope everyone will join us and applaud together!

8. Set new goals in the new year, and the task will not be higher. As long as everyone works hard, they will surpass them.

9, and overfulfilled one year, seeing thousands of achievements, representing everyone's desire to pay more money!

10, the central government has achieved unprecedented results, and the leadership sweat has contributed greatly. The leadership team is United and cooperative!

1 1, no matter how difficult the market is, everyone is a hero, everyone is a dedicated person, extraordinary!

12, safety management is very important. Just put a warning sign on the wall and keep it in mind (Cantonese).

13, the company can make money this year, and Changjiang Pharmaceutical will supplement it, carefully produce and test it, and there can be no deviation (Sichuan dialect).

14, the 10th anniversary of the establishment of diplomatic relations, let's celebrate the reunion together and look forward to tomorrow's drunken dream. Cheers!

15, the company has sufficient development potential, with land No.3 and No.4, with an output value of more than several billion, and the project is to be approved.

16. this year, the company is in good condition, and the major bases have high benefits, making money from the pharmaceutical energy aluminum industry.

17, let's work together to lead the whole class in the learning center. It is more important to establish a correct outlook on life than dedication.

18, enterprise knows the east wind, brainstorming, internal practice. The tappet was successfully developed, 1993.

19, comprehensive property innovation, tight environmental sanitation, it is very hard to build canteens and garages.

20, no matter how difficult the market is, handsome men and beautiful women public relations, the business level is not general, signing the bill (Northeast dialect).

2 1, the scale developed in the ninth five-year plan, and Zhejiang Longzhong showed its talents. Determined to reform the road to strengthening enterprises, keep going!

22. Full of guests and friends, Longzhong is proud of its development performance. Take this stage to take credit for the moonlight, table one table.

23. Act under the overall situation, identify the market positioning, do a good job in innovation and development, and cover all aspects.

24. The administrative logistics is trivial, both inside and outside are in place, and every effort is precious and effortless (Dongyang dialect).

25. Corporate culture is deeply rooted in people's hearts. The high-tech content is really good, and the products are exported to Southeast Asia, which is commendable.

26, major projects to be built, no infrastructure, high-rise buildings off the ground, sloppy!

27. in a word, it is three and a half sentences, and all the big and small things are casually said. If there are similarities, don't shout, it is purely accidental.

28. We have done very well this year. We should never be proud. Let's hold a meeting of leaders to sum up and make progress.

29. The research and development of brake discs are interlocking, and technological innovation is in the heart. Seize the market tightly, establish honesty and forge ahead 94 (that is)!

30. For tonight's grand event, all departments of the company are ready, and the wonderful programs are lined up. Let's retire quickly.

3 1. Archives are trivial, so don't say it's irrelevant. Every effort is precious, so tired!

32. The boss of the company has a high level, scientific decision-making, diligent thinking, high-tech content and step by step.

33, the company's high-rise buildings, infrastructure departments have contributed, quality, safety and progress, to supervise (Hunan dialect).

34. Yuhuan in eastern Zhejiang is blue and picturesque. Spring thunder resounds all over the earth, and the tides rise and fall.

35. It coincides with August 15, which is also the anniversary of Longzhong Factory. I'm so glad the double happiness door is good!

We tried our best to prepare for today's party. There are still good programs below. Let's retreat.

37. Archila has a good landscape, with boilers, water and electricity running classes, and a steady income (Yidu dialect).

38. I said three and a half sentences today. I don't have much endurance. No matter how good it is, don't run!

39. Many orders were signed, and the products were sold all over the country, reaching a new high.

40. The work of the Branch is fine and wonderful. The chef in this restaurant is very skilled. Hot dishes and meals are good. Don't insist.

4 1, the financial department is very important, it is not easy to raise the wrong funds, and the employees earn a lot. Keep doing it.

42. Hello, leading colleagues. The new year is coming. Say happy new year first!

43. A sense of innovation is indispensable for a good trading service. Let's work hard together for another year and collect money!

44. Great changes have taken place in Yidu base. The second phase of production will be realized soon, and the biochemical tomorrow will look better. Work hard.

45. Let's get together tonight to wash away the hardships and tiredness of the year and look forward to tomorrow's drunkenness and self-confidence.

46. The financial personnel are highly skilled, running around with abacus and saving money!

Complete works of enterprise three sentences and half lines

1, I said three and a half sentences today, so I don't want to forgive you. Our purpose is only one-to make trouble.

2, this year's work is well done, we must not be proud, the leaders will sum up, step by step!

3, the four of us stand on the stage and tell you a paragraph, asking what program to perform, three and a half sentences!

4, don't worry, leave the topic until next year. Strive for progress, stress dedication, and look at performance!

For tonight's grand event, all departments of the company are ready, and the wonderful programs are lined up. Let's retire quickly.

6. Miss Peng, we really like it. We take everyone out to play, play ball, go clubbing, eat-pay the bill.

7. The corporate culture is popular, the high-tech content is really good, and the products are exported to Southeast Asia, which is commendable.

8. The financial department is very important. It is not easy to raise funds by mistake, and employees earn a lot. Keep doing it.

9. Good evening, colleagues and leaders. Welcome to guide us. What are we doing here? Busy!

10, let's get together tonight, wash away the hardships and fatigue of the year, and look forward to tomorrow's drunkenness and confidence.

1 1, the old system fetters production, and the old ideas hinder development. It is imperative to deepen reform and innovation!

12, good evening, colleagues. Welcome to the university for guidance, no matter whether the program is good or not-don't run.

13, distribution business trip is the most tiring. Driving is most afraid of encountering thieves. I'll retreat as soon as I finish eating-I'm afraid of getting drunk.

14, simplified procedures, windows around people, excellent staff service, first-class!

15, the industry manager is a handsome guy, always making big orders, but he has been a little annoyed recently-collecting money.

16, the company can make money this year, and Changjiang Pharmaceutical will supplement it, carefully produce and test it, and there can be no deviation (Sichuan dialect).

17, the financial personnel have high quality and many business skills. Thanks to our leaders, they have a high vision!

18. Listen to me, everyone here. Sincere gratitude is surging in my heart. Beauty is sweeter than honey and can be realized.

19, the administrative logistics is trivial, both inside and outside are in place, and every effort is precious and effortless (Dongyang dialect).

20. The boss of the company has a high level, scientific decision-making is diligent, and the high-tech content depends on the brain, step by step.

2 1, no matter how difficult the market is, handsome guys and beautiful women are in public relations, and their business level is not normal, signing bills (Northeast dialect).

22. The company is in a good situation this year, doing business and distribution, as well as stores and software-lively.

23. Besides, director Li Jingzhou is busy all day, with high style and strong leadership!

24, three women in the business sector, order statistics and operation, three women's lives-wordy.

25. Fortunately, the welfare of the unit is good, and all the sugar water and tea are here. It would be better if wages could go up again!

26, the central government to determine the new program, development priorities bear the brunt, pragmatic, advancing with the times, serving the people!

27, it is difficult to eat at noon, the canteen is not good to line up, the restaurant is too expensive to eat enough, so we have to eat noodles.

28. The company has sufficient development potential, with No.3 and No.4 land. The output value will exceed several billion, and the project is waiting for approval.

29, the working environment is quite comfortable, fitness and entertainment are good, and it is quiet at noon. Shh, everyone is surfing the Internet.

30. Leaders pay attention to lovers' words and don't let the masses do things difficult. Let's make up our minds and work hard!

3 1, the business specification is really difficult, the company turns around the window, and the joint examination and countersigning efficiency is high, so it must be done!

32. It's really a holiday to spend six flowers and five flowers in the finance department. Overtime is the hardest work-Bao Hua.

33. Major projects need to be built, but infrastructure is indispensable. High-rise buildings rise from the ground, not sloppy!

34, the company's high-rise buildings, infrastructure departments have contributed, quality, safety and progress, to supervise (Hunan dialect).

35. Yidu base has undergone great changes, the second phase of production is about to be realized, and biochemistry will look better tomorrow. Work hard.

36. The four of us can perform. Don't be surprised if you don't behave well. What if the performance is good? Give the money!

37. If leadership is mentioned, let's start with Secretary Zhu, who has worked tirelessly for the people and broken his heart!

Qingdao is in a terrible winter. It's really hard to be hot and cold. Warm winter also comes to join in the fun to prevent colds! (sneezing)

39. The leaders are considerate, and the transportation and labor insurance are still poor. Who knows? Sister in law! (an unmarried person outside shouts)

40. Teacher Yu is really full of energy today, wearing a red shirt, red pants and red vest, walking with a gust of wind-the second spring.

4 1, there are a lot of signed orders, and the products are sold everywhere by land, sea and air, reaching a new high.

42. It's important to get along with each other. Smile service works well. What if the boss comes? Hello, leader.

43. The landscape in Archila is good, with boilers and hydropower running classes, and the new * * * closed production and steady income (Yidu dialect).

44. There are many things in personnel work, and welfare credit is mobilized. All for the good of employees, give one vote.

45. Our center is unusual. It has only been in operation for half a year. The reputation of the center has spread all over the country. How convenient!

46. The company is doing well this year, and the major bases have high benefits. Medicine, energy and aluminum industry make money.

47. The new century is a new millennium. Let me pay a New Year call to you, and I will bow to you-give you money.

48. There are thirty-three functional committees and bureaus. It is no trouble for the masses to do things. Once the hall is completed, it will not be easy!

49. You have to work overtime at the end of the month and stare at the figures all day. There is a problem at work, review!

50. Generally speaking, it's just three and a half sentences, talking casually about major issues and minor issues. If there are similarities, don't shout, it is purely accidental.

5 1, standing in front of gongs and drums to praise our center. There are too many benefits in the center!

52, safety management is very important, the system warning signs on the wall, employees should remember, really good (Cantonese).

53. Audit work should keep pace with the times and the concept of supervision should be innovative. Our bureau put forward the fourth trial to be realistic!

54. The prospect of the center is infinite, it is most important to facilitate the people and benefit the people, and the satisfaction of the masses is the goal, reaching new heights!

55. Good evening, leaders. Welcome everyone to come. Whatever you say, don't laugh.

We worked hard to prepare for the party tonight, and there was a good program-retreat.