Humorous sand sculpture copy

Everyone else is sunbathing in the car to save money, only I am tanned. Humorous and funny sand sculpture copywriting, I hope you like these!

1. As long as you save one ice cream every day, you can buy ten ice creams in ten days.

2. How do you know your boyfriend? My boyfriend and I don't know each other at present.

3, you love to laugh so much, but you still can't resist the desolation inside.

Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

No one can live an easy life without compromise. Pain is always on the verge.

6, good-looking is good-looking, ugly is ugly, what does ugly mean?

7. My current financial situation: I am looking for the cash back form in the express box.

8. It's not good to be too polite. Just being stepped on, I habitually said thank you.

9. I think I am very good at putting boys to sleep. They said they were going to sleep when they said, "Are you there?" .

10, how can some people list dozens of objects? My mate selection criteria are three words: please.

1 1, other girls change clothes: light Luo Shang; I change clothes: untie the pig.

12, the number of times the five parties of the tender cow return is more than the number of times I fall in love.

13, I am a civilized person, and all swearing words have been disinfected with saliva.

14, everyone else is basking in the sun, only I got sunburned.

15, let's get back together. I really can't do it without your expression.

16, a little unhappy today. Although you didn't cause it, can you apologize to me?

17, hello, everyone. I'm a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have any pliers.

18, there are two loveliest in the world. One has a poor memory and the other I forgot.

19, I can tolerate that your oath is false, but I can't tolerate that even the money you gave is false.

20. I swear I won't stay up late tomorrow. If I stay up late again, I will swear again.

2 1. Although others say that I am not good-looking, I can't take it too seriously.

22. I laid my cards on the table. Actually, I have a boyfriend, but he is unstable at present, and sometimes I can't dream of it.

23, there are thousands of floating life, there are three feelings, the morning light is bright, the moon is in the sky, not as good as you.

24. It is said that people who love to laugh have high IQ, so I am not ridiculously high IQ.

25. I am an incompetent welder. I can't electrify you or weld your heart.

26. How easy it is to like you is to want to sleep with you at the first sight.

27. When I say "roll" as "gung", I know I won't win again!

28. I am a man of my word. I said I would fall in love, so I will say it every day.

29. Can money buy happiness? I don't know, but I'm happy. Can I sell it?

30. If he really wants to protect you, why isn't he the security guard downstairs?

3 1, all the long holidays are fake, and it will pass with a whoosh.

I say to myself every night: Staying up late will kill me. As it turns out, I am really not afraid of death.

33. There are two kinds of loveliest people in the world. One has a poor memory, and the other I forget.

Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.

35, others pretend to be pure, I have to pretend to be forced, otherwise I am not robbing others of their jobs.

36. I don't like drinking little idiots to play, but if it's you, cerebral palsy doesn't matter.

37. I can't sleep at night, waving my fists in the air and doing nothing just to be the world!

38. Whose mouth keeps eating? It is mine.

39. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door.