Humorous speech at the class reunion.

Chapter 1: Humorous speech at the class reunion Dear Teacher xx and Teacher xx; Dear students:

In this season when the lotus is in full bloom and the sun is scorching, we gather together with sweat and childlike heart from different places and posts to celebrate the 30th anniversary of high school graduation.

First of all, I would like to extend my cordial greetings and best wishes to the teachers who have trained and educated us. I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to Cui Nanhui, Guo Jiuxian and other students who have carefully organized this class reunion.

Time flies, and thirty years have passed quickly. Thirty years ago, we looked up at our teacher with a pair of naive eyes. You taught us knowledge and knowledge. It is you who spread the belief that life is full of love to us, so that we can benefit from it for life and never forget it; For thirty years, we have been pursuing the ideal and the true meaning of life with a pair of blurred eyes.

We are not the lucky ones of the times. Only by redoubling our efforts can we not be eliminated prematurely by this era.

"Heaven is strong, and gentlemen are constantly striving for self-improvement". When the doors of colleges and universities are closed to us, we stick to the road of self-examination. When the tide of reform and opening up poured out countless rich and powerful people, we adhered to the concept of "poverty is expensive, and achievement is expensive".

We feel the information that we can't keep up with the pace of the times, so we should carefully train our children and make them truly become the pillars of society;

We feel the hardship of raising children, so we should pay more attention to our parents and relatives' parents and let them enjoy their old age; Only after losing my parents will I feel that I have spent too little time and thought on them. This is my personal experience.

We feel that the dusk of life is coming, and we should be like our two teachers: be aggressive and work hard-Mr. Gong is the dean of the hospital, and the electric sickbed he invented has won a national patent, and Mr. Wu is a senior lecturer and the most famous high school principal in Yiyang.

Students are particularly cordial when they meet. Although there are not many contacts at ordinary times, sincere friendship and good memories between classmates often haunt our dreams. In particular, we studied engineering and agriculture, and came to Yaque Pond, Yongfeng Gate and Yiyang Railway together. This study life is particularly unforgettable.

It is not easy to get together today! Taking this opportunity, we agreed on two wishes: First, I hope everyone can cherish this classmate friendship, exchange information and strengthen cooperation, especially when there is a big happy event at home, and everyone can communicate with each other.

The second is to make an agreement with all the seniors that in another 30 years, we will get together with the teachers in the same mood and on the same scale and renew our friendship.

Finally, I wish teachers and seniors good health, family harmony and all the best.

I said this sentence at this year's class reunion. These days, I know that women are not allowed to succeed, that men are not allowed to succeed, that leaders are not allowed to succeed, and that brothers are not allowed to succeed. It seems that the only person allowed to succeed is the old classmates. Drink too much to see jokes, say a few words and the atmosphere will be lively, hehe.

Article 1 In order to make the old classmates catch up with the past at the party and not be disturbed by external things, all participants are requested to turn off their mobile phones, pagers, business phones, cordless phones, laptops with Internet access and other communication equipment consciously. In addition to the above equipment, it is not allowed to communicate with the outside world in any other form, such as writing letters, sending telegrams, lighting wolf smoke, etc.

Article 2. In order to liven up the party, all the people are at home. Every participant, regardless of gender, height and weight, must drink alcohol-at least one glass of beer (based on draft beer glass). Those who refuse to drink, let them drink after three cups.

Article 3 In order to make everyone enjoy themselves at the party and ensure the safety of everyone when they go home, participants are not allowed to drive cars, motorcycles, trolleybuses, space shuttles, etc. By themselves, they are not allowed to use bicycles and all kinds of roller carts.

Article 4 In order to make old classmates feel at ease to talk about the past, participants in this gathering are not allowed to bring their families (except those who are married between classmates), and all the speeches in this gathering are not allowed to be leaked to the outside world in any media such as the Internet, television, radio and newspapers, especially to the families of participants.

Article 5 In order to promote friendship among the contestants in an atmosphere of unity and friendship, the contestants are not allowed to engage in any form of group fighting or one-on-one combat such as Shaolin Boxing, Nanquan, Beiquan, Tortoise Boxing, Judo, Karate, Taekwondo, Sanda, Boxing and Sumo.

Article 6 In order to get everyone together in a safe atmosphere, participants are not allowed to carry AWP, M4, AK47, bombs, flash bombs, elbow swords, Tu Longdao and other heavy weapons; Please do not bring any inflammable, explosive, pets or more than one ton of heavy objects to the party. Humor host of class reunion Article 7 All expenses of this party are in the form of AA, that is, all expenses are borne by blood type A personnel.

Article 8 Participants must strictly abide by the above rules, and violators will be punished as follows:

1, buy a beautiful gift for each participant to apologize (note: the price of each gift does not have to exceed 3,000 yuan).

2. Bear all the expenses of the party, including catering expenses, transportation expenses per person, personal insurance, medical expenses, property management expenses, heating expenses, water expenses, electricity expenses, garbage expenses, road maintenance fees, insurance fees, oil expenses, and car washing expenses of car owners. ...

Article 9 These Rules shall come into force as of the date of promulgation.