Which property does Nanzhuang choose to kill cockroaches?

It's troublesome to call customers. Call a friend to say hello, and have a good chat on the phone-be careful that the boss is behind!

Computer maintenance and modification are mindless, and I don't want to make a report and summary all autumn. I'm tired-be careful when the boss tells you to leave!

The papers on the desk are piled up in a pile, so it's hard to tidy up. I just want to get down and get enough sleep-the boss is coughing behind my back!

Take the cup, pour water, and then slip away. If you stay somewhere else, you will say something and walk for a while-the boss will wrinkle his head when he sees it!

A good place to enjoy the toilet, don't worry about the smell, stay away for a while-the boss is in a hurry and no one is watching!

Eating is worrying about what to eat, and one family is too slow-the boss goes out to stay in a restaurant!

Interesting English limerick-Women

Interesting English limerick-Women

woman

By Marvin Ye.

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.

If you don't, you are not a man.

If you praise her, she will think you are lying.

If you don't do this, you are nothing.

If you agree with all her likes, she is abusing.

If you don't do this, you won't understand

If you create romance, you are an "experienced person"

If you don't do this, you are half a man.

If you visit her too often, she will feel bored.

If you don't do this, she will accuse you of cheating.

If you dress well, she will say that you are a playboy.

If you don't do this, you are a slow boy.

If you are jealous, she will say it is not good.

If you don't do this, she will think you don't love her.

If you try to be romantic, she will say you don't respect her.

If you don't do this, she will think you don't like her.

If you are a minute late, she will complain that she is impatient to wait.

If she is late, she will say that it is a girl's way.

If you visit others, she will accuse you of being a follower.

If she is visited by another person, "Oh, naturally, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she will say that you are cold.

If you kiss her too much, she will shout that you are taking advantage.

If you don't help her cross the street, you lack morality.

If you do this, she will think it's just one of men's strategies.

If you stare at others, she will accuse you of flirting.

If others stare at her, she will say that they are just admiring.

If you talk, she wants you to listen.

If you listen, she wants you to talk.

Oh, my god You created those creatures called "women"

So simple, yet so complicated.

So weak, yet so strong.

So confusing, but so desirable.

"Lord, tell me what to do. Amen. "

Kiss her, not a gentleman.

Don't kiss and don't be a man.

Give her a compliment and say you cheated on her.

Don't brag, I think you are an idiot.

Leave her alone. You have bronchitis.

Bad luck, isn't it? Poor understanding.

It's so romantic. I doubt your sophistication.

Too disciplined to show it.

Seeing her often annoys her.

Go less, and blame you for hooking up.

Dress well and call you a playboy.

Sloppy, tasteless.

Be jealous, you are too narrow-minded.

Be generous and say no.

It is disrespectful to have sex.

How about being quiet? I don't like pets very much.

You're late, and she's tired of waiting.

She's late. Girls' privilege.

It is your depravity to visit your friends.

As a party girl, she is naturally happy.

Don't kiss her, you are too cold.

Always kissing her, you take advantage.

No matter crossing the road, there are moral defects.

Lure her, men play tricks.

Looking at others is flirting.

When others look at her, they admire Jia Yan.

If you want to talk, she wants you to listen.

I am all ears. She forced you to talk.

Jesus Christ.

Why did you tear my bones and make a woman?

Simple and complex

Timid and burning

I feel dizzy

I am haunted by dreams.

Please tell me what to do!

Once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it after losing it.

Nothing is more painful than this.

- !

Reply: About limerick (published on September 29th, 2005, 1 1: 56: 34).

The leaves are hanging in the bottle, which was originally intended to attract jade.

Come on, remember, write poems with laughter.

-

Rather critical.

The fall of a leaf is enough to tell us that autumn is coming-a straw shows the direction of the wind.

Reply: About limerick (released on September 29th, 2005, 1 1: 59: 27).

The spring breeze is still there,

A touch of sunset red.

Huge population and ocean affairs,

Laugh at each other.

-

Rather critical.

The fall of a leaf is enough to tell us that autumn is coming-a straw shows the direction of the wind.

Reply: About limerick (published on September 29th, 2005, 12: 02: 4 1).

See the festival coming

Not very popular.

Look through the catalogue.

Dude's got plans.

dark

-

Rather critical.

Red 6

Reply: About limerick (released on September 29th, 2005, 14: 05: 16).

Don't worry about the leaves

Red, it's nothing.

Go to the book fair together

Have a good time

Hmm. How interesting

-

I heard that there is a bookworm in Shishan.

In order to discover new knowledge in the ocean

The ship flew thousands of miles easily.

There are sails where the cold wind blows.

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Poetry drunkenness

Reply: About doggerel (release date: 2005-10-321:31:07)

Have a good time

Laugh off all your troubles.

No matter the rain in Mao Mao.

Just because there is no poetry of ink.

-

Born on the Xiangjiang River

Drunk at night

Happy life partner

Leshan loves the sky.

Leshan loves the sky.

Love the water has boundless love.

have mutual affinity; be closely attached to each other; both of the same mind

Laugh without saying a word, forget that year.

Welcome interested friends to:

I founded the tribe "Hunan fellow villagers, related friends" and "economic development issues" to visit! Tribes belong to everyone! jmwndm.user.heiyou.com

Also have characteristics!

Welcome to visit!

Red 6

Reply: About doggerel (date of issue: 2005-10-511:00: 03)

Just because there is no poetry of ink.

I'm afraid this statement is wrong

But there is no wine.

Brother, take a detour

Ha ha laugh

-

I heard that there is a bookworm in Shishan.

In order to discover new knowledge in the ocean

The ship flew thousands of miles easily.

There are sails where the cold wind blows.

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The fall of a leaf is enough to tell us that autumn is coming-a straw shows the direction of the wind.

About limerick (date of publication: 2005-10-514: 45: 33)

Someone is walking around.

The leaves are busy serving wine.

Practice as a second child

Just for friends.

-

Rather critical.

Red 6

Reply: About limerick (date of publication: 2005- 10-8 9:59:3 1).

Ye Yi is very busy.

Redfaced and irritable

If manners are not good.

Girl, apologize.

-

I heard that there is a bookworm in Shishan.

In order to discover new knowledge in the ocean

The ship flew thousands of miles easily.

There are sails where the cold wind blows.

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The fall of a leaf is enough to tell us that autumn is coming-a straw shows the direction of the wind.

Reply: About doggerel (release date: 2005-10-110: 26: 52)

Today is Chongyang, September 9th.

Friends and relatives come to get together.

Climb to see Evodia rutaecarpa

Eat cake and drink chrysanthemum wine

-

Rather critical.

Red 6

Reply: About limerick (publication date: 2005-10-1210: 36: 36).

The sky is gloomy.

The atmosphere is dull and dreary.

The rain has not fallen.

There are tears in my eyes.

-

I heard that there is a bookworm in Shishan.

In order to discover new knowledge in the ocean

The ship flew thousands of miles easily.

There are sails where the cold wind blows.

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The fall of a leaf is enough to tell us that autumn is coming-a straw shows the direction of the wind.

Reply: About limerick (publication date: 2005-10-1210: 40: 57).

Yingying hasn't said anything.

Frowning.

What is it in a low voice?

The pulse is sad.

-

Rather critical.

The fall of a leaf is enough to tell us that autumn is coming-a straw shows the direction of the wind.

Reply: About doggerel (release date: 2005-10/310: 28:12)

It's raining, and it's sunny?

The wind blows over the flowers?

The dust settled,

The sky is high and the clouds are light.

-

Rather critical.

The fall of a leaf is enough to tell us that autumn is coming-a straw shows the direction of the wind.

Reply: About limerick (date of publication: 2005-10-17 9: 08: 23).

I'm very busy every day

Take time to surf the internet.

But I don't talk much to people.

Leaves are not in the mood.

-

Rather critical.

Red 6

Reply: About limerick (publication date: 2005-10-1817: 57: 28).

Happy. Hey, Yukiko Iwai.

Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger Land

Today is heavy and silent.

Ming language is amazing.

-

I heard that there is a bookworm in Shishan.

In order to discover new knowledge in the ocean

The ship flew thousands of miles easily.

There are sails where the cold wind blows.

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Humorous limerick

Most people call folk poetry "doggerel", and there is an allusion here. In the Tang Dynasty, a man named Zhang Dayou wrote a poem about snow:

There are black holes in the well.

The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen.

The whole poem is vulgar and plain, and Zhang Dayou's reputation spread like wildfire. Later, people called vulgar poems limerick. Interestingly, many celebrities in the past dynasties occasionally made oil paintings. According to legend, Su Shi has a horse face, while Su Xiaomei has a very wide forehead. They used to play jokes on each other with limerick. Su Shi first challenged:

The front foot has not left the boudoir, and the forehead has reached the front of Huatang.

Su Xiaomei not to be outdone, retorted:

Tears of homesickness last year began to flow to my lips this year.

Jie Jin, a great talent in the early Ming Dynasty, was humorous and resourceful. He once went fishing with Zhu Yuanzhang. Zhu fished for a long time, but he didn't see any fish hooked. He was angry. Jie Jin busy compliment him:

All the fish are afraid to go to the emperor. Long live the king who only catches dragons.

To put it bluntly, Zhu is "very happy"

Tang Bohu in Ming Dynasty was aloof and unwilling to covet precious things. He wrote a doggerel and hung it in the study to show his mind:

Without refining the elixir and meditation, there are immortals in the Peach Blossom Temple.

Write a picture of a castle peak for sale in your spare time, so as not to make money on earth.

Zheng Banqiao in the Qing Dynasty also had similar self-encouragement poems:

Bamboo is not relaxed at all, its roots are firmly embedded in the cracks in the rocks.

Tempering, southeast wind and northwest wind.

Limerick is often used to laugh at and tease others.

According to legend, when Ji Xiaolan wrote birthday couplets for an official's mother, he began to write:

The old lady is not human.

An official's face was livid.

Ji unhurried continued:

Nine days later, the fairy came to earth.

The official turned anger into joy and even sighed subtly. Unexpectedly, with a stroke of his pen, Ji turned out to be:

Adopted son is used to being a thief.

The official immediately fainted to the ground. Hand down to wake him up, ji and continued:

Stole a peach for my mother.

When I looked back at the official again, I looked pale, sweaty and flustered, as if I had reached the gate of hell.

There is another similar example. In ancient times, there was a scholar who wrote a jingle for the birthday of a family named Tao:

How helpless, how helpless, it is raining cats and dogs today.

On a rainy night, I wish Tao a long life, which is worse than torrential rain.

The first three sentences of the poem angered the main family, and each sentence was different from Feng. God came and made the birthday poem full of brilliance, which shows the wonderful thinking of this scholar.

Li was a gifted scholar and a master of oil painting in the pre-Qing Dynasty. According to the cloud, during Li's tenure as the examiner of Liangjiang, many scholars refused to accept it and joined hands with Li. Finally, everyone sang a poem on the topic of sparrows. Li recited two limerick poems without thinking. A cloud:

Nest after nest, 345678 nests.

How small the Phoenix is to eat Emperor Wang Qian Suzhong!

The second cloud:

One by one, they are all shallow hairs and sharp mouths.

Hair is light enough to fly, but mouth is sharp enough to sing.

Don't laugh, Dapeng is silent and spreads his wings for nine days.

Scholars first laughed, then laughed and laughed, and finally froze. Li Tiaoyuan smiled and said nothing, and roared off.

There are also emperors who write limericks. According to legend, during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, when an academician wrote a letter, he mistook "Weng Zhong" for "Weng Zhong", and Qianlong conveniently approved:

How can Weng Zhong be a model? Ten years of cold window has not contributed much.

It is not allowed to send Lin Han to Jiangnan for sentencing now.

Qianlong fought poison with poison, and deliberately wrote Kung Fu, Hanlin and Tongguan as Fugong, Hanlin and Tongguan. Hanlin was ashamed and went to Jiangnan.

The most interesting is a limerick that satirizes some so-called poets:

I have never seen a poet in my life, but I have seen a poet grow to eight feet long.

How can a poet fart on a high wall?

The language of this poem is vulgar, humorous and hilarious enough to make those "poets" feel ashamed.

Limerick is also often used to brag.

In ancient times, a group of scholars met in the wild by chance, boasted about their talents, argued with each other, and finally decided to sing a poem that best expressed their talents. A scholar beat the crowd and won the championship. Its poem cloud:

The number of articles in the world is Sanjiang, and the number of articles in Sanjiang is hometown.

Hometown is my brother, and my brother and I study it.

As soon as this poem came out, other literati had nothing to say.

The boasting function of doggerel reached its peak in 1950s, when the main poet in this field wrote: "The Yang family has an aunt Yang, who is 58 years old this year. In the era of "everyone is a poet", which was tall, heavy-eyed and wide-mouthed, many "peasant poets" emerged, and four limerick poems were called "masterpieces":

( 1)

Plant a pumpkin like soil and put it on the top of Wuyue Mountain.

Thrown into the Pacific Ocean, the earth has another continent.

(2)

An ear of rice is long, and bridges are built on both sides of the Yellow River.

Ten cars walk side by side, and the train doesn't sway.

(3)

A fat pig is big and long, and its body spans the Pacific Ocean.

The pig's back can get off the plane, and the pig becomes an airport.

(4)

The rice pile was round and sharp, and the members piled it into the sky.

Pull a piece of white cloud to wipe the sweat, and smoke a bag of cigarettes near the sun.

There is also a special kind of doggerel, which consists of seventeen words, commonly known as "three sentences and a half" among the people, and there is also a story here. According to legend, in ancient times, there was a scholar who thought highly of himself, often boasted and talked eloquently. Unfortunately, in actual writing, it was a quatrain, and he often got stuck at the last sentence, so he had to end it in two words in a hurry, so he got the nickname "three sentences and a half". On one occasion, "Three Sentences and a Half" met a peasant girl in the wild. She was very excited and said:

The sunset shone on the villa and a girl came.

The golden lotus is only three inches, measuring horizontally.

Hearing this, the peasant woman turned pale with anger, called her family and sent "three sentences and a half" to court. As soon as I went to court, I saw the county magistrate surnamed Wang, and "three sentences and a half" blurted out.

The county magistrate, surnamed Wang, was bent on becoming an emperor.

Click death.

The county magistrate was furious and immediately sentenced him to "three and a half sentences" for molesting the commoner and sending him to the frontier. On the day of departure, uncle Sansentence and a half came to see me off, and the sadness of Sansentence and a half came from this. He sang:

Exile the army to the frontier and meet my uncle like my mother.

Two people cry together, three lines.

How can two people cry in three lines? After a long time, it turned out that the "three sentences and a half" uncle was a "cyclops".

Quite a few limerick poems are imitations of previous poems. There was a corrupt official in ancient times, who was earth-shattering as soon as he took office. He was in a daze when he decided the case, and usually lived a luxurious life. There was a scholar who used the rhyme of Cui Hu's "Titu City South Village" to play with oil:

On this day last year, in this door, iron face and dross are different.

I don't know where I've been. I drink scum every day.

In the sharp contrast between the two officials before and after, the face of corrupt officials was deeply portrayed. The irony of corrupt officials is probably the best in Liang Yusheng's imitation of Lao Du's poems, which is compiled in "Talking about Music with the Famous Association":

It's good to sing my songs loudly, drink my wine and dance at night.

Expose the dirty psychology of corrupt officials.

The object of parody is Li Bai's Thoughts on a Quiet Night. A student is pumping oil on the table:

The sun outside the window burned my hair.

Look up at the teacher and bow your head to sleep.

He gently criticized the teacher's boring class. A primary school student was inspired when he was fighting cockroaches at home and sang unconsciously:

There are electric lights overhead and cockroaches on the ground.

If you sprinkle dichlorvos, the cockroach will die.

Quite childlike. Ironically, some insects:

Facing the sun, I am busy going out in the morning.

Say nonsense and rush to the next game.

For some corrupt officials, there are also ironies:

Soak in the wine field during the day and enter the box at night.

A stomach, delivered to the producer.

Describe the faces of social insects and corrupt officials vividly and vividly.

Say doggerel

Song xunzhong

"Jiangshan is general, the well is black, the yellow dog is white from the top, and the white dog is swollen." Zhang Dayou, a boatman in the Tang Dynasty, casually recited a poem "Yin Xue". Since then, people have called his folk poems limerick, singing casually and not talking about meter. Since the Tang Dynasty, there have been doggerel in all dynasties, and there are many more in contemporary times. The following are some excerpts for readers' reference.

( 1)

In old China, education was backward, schools were poorly equipped and houses were short. To this end, an educator wrote a doggerel entitled "The Self-titled Chamber of Secrets":

How can a cubicle be compared with the spring rain tide? Summer and winter are more difficult. A light bulb is on all day, and several plates of mosquito-repellent incense are lit all night. Worry first, Zhong Yan, and try to bring me down. If the doorframe can be three inches high, you won't bend over in vain when you go in and out.

(2)

During the "Cultural Revolution", under the slogan "The more knowledge, the more reactionary", China's knowledge depreciated, and intellectuals were called smelly Laojiu, which was criticized everywhere. To this, someone wrote a doggerel entitled "Smelly Laojiu":

Since ancient times, there have been ten Confucians and nine beggars. The main Confucians are called smelly Laojiu. In ancient times, poor Confucianism was still human. Today, Laojiu is worse than a dog. Dictatorship depends entirely on culture, while reaction depends entirely on knowledge. If Marxism–Leninism were alive today, he would be struggling in the streets.

(3)

At present, China's corruption has appeared from time to time in some regions and units, which is deeply hated by the whole people and criticized by people. Therefore, anti-corruption limerick is also very common. I recorded a song as follows:

Official standard, collecting money is unconscionable. Sell black veil in public and swallow tickets in private. Laugh and scold at will, a battle is a battle. Believe in the "material" theory, money will be promoted when it arrives.

Selected campus limerick

If you are an MP3 player, I would like to be your WINMAP.

If you are a midi, I would like to be your Yamaha.

If you are the Internet, I would like to be your IE;

You have a loophole, I will give you a patch.

I am your grandson who loves you deeply. Please enjoy your unique scenery.

There are many fish in the sea.

Why go to the university to find it?

Not only is the number relatively small,

And the quality is not good.

If the sky is sentimental, it will be old.

If people are affectionate, they will die early.

Nanyi's girl, He Hai's Han nationality,

The bachelor majoring in computer science is full of complaints.

Big girl X turned around and scared a row of teaching buildings.

When Miss X turned around, the earth fell and the water flowed backwards.

Big girl x turned around three times, and the sun and the moon were dark and ghosts.

Big girl X turned around and Halley's comet hit the earth.

Big girl X turned five times, and Xiaoping went south and north.

Girl X turned six times, but Jordan couldn't play basketball.

Qinyuanchun (exam)

Examination room scenery,

Thousands of miles of paper float,

Wan Li glance.

Look inside and outside the classroom,

The scenery is very good,

Whispering to each other,

Gestures to each other,

Want to compete with the examiner;

Need to come tomorrow,

Look at the exam results,

Congratulations to each other.

Cherish the stereotyped writing of literati,

shake one's head

Rote by rote,

Very distressed.

A generation of tianjiao,

The pride of the times,

Cheating in exams is a brilliant idea.

It's all gone,

Romantic master,

Let's look at it now.

If the score is not high, just pass;

Knowledge is not deep, and cheating is spiritual.

I am a classroom, and I am the only leisure.

Novels turn quickly and magazines turn frequently.

Think about playing chess and watching videos.

You can doze off, write love letters,

No noise of books, no fatigue of reviewing.

This is a dance floor, comparable to a casino.

Psychological cloud: "Mix a diploma!"

From the back, if you want to commit a crime,

From the side, I want to retreat.

On the positive side, I want to defend myself.

It is said that NTU girls are good.

I came to Nantah to look everywhere.

After watching it for a long time, I just want to say-damn it

China girls are sore and lose their teeth.

Social girls are not in the mood.

Business is really proud.

The wave of journalism is unbearable.

hey

It really makes me sad.

Nanda dinosaurs ran all over the ground.

There are many fish in the sea.

Don't look for it in Nantah.

There are many fish in the sea.

Why do you want to go to Dongda to find it?

Dongda originally had little grass.

The harvest is not good this year.

With a deck of cards in his pocket and an old man's head wrapped around his waist, China can stand in front of everyone-that's enough!

There was a deck of cards in my pocket, and the creditor hit me on the arm, and Venus flashed on my forehead-bah!

With a deck of cards in your pocket, you will meet a straight flush and tips will fly all over the sky-men!

There is a deck of cards in your pocket, and excitement hurts your brain. 38 is 2: 8-Sun Ghost!

With a deck of cards in his pocket, he cheated the pot at 2: 30, 1 fainted after 1: 30!

Put a deck of cards in your pocket, Pai Gow rubs the hairy monkey, and the dealer is chinemys reevesii-vomiting blood!

With a deck of cards in his pocket, he went out in frustration and came home with twenty-five cents on his body?

With a deck of cards in my pocket, I bet on everyone and I will lose every bet-alas, I quit!

Part I: Don't cheat in the exam. Be a schoolmate next year.

Bottom line: I'd rather have no personality than fail.

Horizontal batch: I just want to go!

Teacher: Look at the students across the street.

Look here, look here,

The short message I said was wonderful,

Please don't pretend to ignore it.

The students across the street look at it.

Look here, look here,

Don't be frightened by my voice,

Actually, I am very kind. (Hehe, nobody cares about me)

The sadness of the lonely teacher,

Come on, who knows,

Please raise your head,

See if I can understand the class.

Classmate: I look left and right.

It turns out that every topic is not simple.

I thought and thought, guessed and guessed,

What is written on it is really strange, alas!

How strange! (hey! Forget it, go to sleep)