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1. May you cross Qian Fan and come back bald. I'm still the handsome guy.

2. The teacher is bald. Once in class, he said, "What if my left hand is positive and my right hand is negative?" The deskmate replied, "Your skull will light up."

The moment I got serious, it was a bit like a roadside movie.

A little mouse on the cliff waved its short front paws and jumped down again and again, trying to learn to fly. The mother bat next to her watched it lose its head and said anxiously, Dad, don't tell it, it's not ours!

5. The most mysterious department in history: related departments.

6. We gave the best time to the school, but the school embarrassed us with exams.

7. A person's name may be wrong, but his nickname is never wrong.

8. I remember when I was in junior high school, the class teacher called me a dung-stirring stick, and then everyone in the class burst into laughter. I don't know what the dung is laughing at, but I'm still a stick.

9. If a girl says she likes you, please treat her well whether you like it or not. After all, she is blind.

10. Today, my wife said to her daughter: Relax and do well in the exam later. It doesn't matter if you don't do well in the exam. Your father and I are still young, and you can still live after being killed.

1 1. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

12. You have to believe that there is nothing you can't screw up as long as you work hard.

13. The subway said it was forbidden to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off silently. Because I'm ... cute.

14. If you don't like me now, I will grow into the person you like and dislike you in the next life.

15. When others get on the bus and practice driving, the first sentence is "strike a light, step on the clutch, put in gear, loosen the clutch and start." When I get on the bus and practice driving, the first sentence is usually to shout "get out of the way!" Make way! "

16. The most perfect play I have ever played is pretending to understand in class.

17. When a man really falls in love with you, you will find, hey, there is a father! When a man falls in love with you, you will find that one more son is still rebellious!

18. The little girl selling flowers pulled me: "Big Brother, buy flowers. You can tell at a glance that he is a playboy. "

19. People say that God is omnipotent, and God says that talents are omnipotent. They can have children or get angry. It can not only make missiles, but also spread rumors.

20. Pay money to plead guilty: describe a way to ask for forgiveness by helping to pay money after angering your girlfriend.

2 1. Women usually live longer than men. In the final analysis, there is only one reason: women do not need to live with women!

22. I have worshipped three people, one is, the other is, and the third is Ning. One dares to love snakes, one dares to love immortals, and the last one doesn't even let go of ghosts. I didn't know Luo Yi was a real man until I saw Hua Qian Gu, who liked caterpillars.

23. My wife and I went to the cinema to see a horror movie. Just as I was buying the ticket, the conductor glanced at my wife and said to me, "Dude, you are wasting money."

24. Opening a bag of snacks in the classroom is like feeding pigeons in People's Square, and bringing a bag of paper towels at school is like handing out leaflets in the city square.

Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, there are actually many bad words behind it.

Today, Xiaoming bowed his head and said to his father when he got home: The teacher said that I am fish begins to stink at the head, like father, like son. Xiao Ming's father slapped him and scolded: Did you lift the skirt of a female classmate?