An interesting introduction to love

If there are 10,000 people in the world who love you, it must be me. If there is only one person in the world who loves you, it must be me. If no one in the world loves you, it must be that I am dead. The following is a quotation about funny love that I carefully arranged for you. I hope you like it.

A selection of funny love quotations:

1. Insist on the absolute leadership of his wife. Wife always comes first, children second, dogs third and I fourth.

Look into my eyes and you will find what you mean to me.

3. In the meteor shower, vows of eternal love, blooming flowers, rainbow bridge holding hands, love staying in the depths of the soul, the night is hazy and gentle, and the heartbeat is running. I only love you in this life, and I want nothing more!

If life is a one-way street, please walk in front of me from now on, so that I can always see you; If life is a two-way street, please let me hold your hand and walk through the vast sea of people and never get lost.

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6. Four sweet lips, two pure souls and an immortal love. This is the beautiful element of kissing.

7. What? Really don't want to marry me? Think about it. I am a shareholder of seven listed companies. Why don't you worry about having a good life with me? Are you really leaving? Well, if you don't deliver it correctly, lend me one yuan to take the bus first, and then I'll pay you back twice when my stock is untied.

8. If missing is a disease, then I am terminally ill; If missing is a feeling, then I have the depth of the ocean; If love is because of hate, then I already hate it; If you poison blindly, I will spend my life for you.

9. What I wish you before marriage is mine, and what I want is yours. What is sure of you after marriage is mine, and what is mine is yours. After the divorce, you are still yours, and I am still mine.

10. I can't find my ex-boyfriend Love is selfish. Now that we have separated, don't disturb each other. We can still be friends when we are separated.

A funny love quotation:

1. Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is consciousness, getting married is wrong, getting divorced is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is waste, and many lovers are animals!

2. Let's break up! Man: (strongly opposed) Woman: Not breaking up? Ok, let's get a divorce! ! ! Man: (weakly speaking, we are not married yet! W: OK, let's get married first!

If you don't marry me this year, I will be afraid of getting married next year.

I heard that getting married is very cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau will fix it for one dollar. It's my treat!

Then who wants to be buried in my ancestral grave after death?

6. You are a little aura, I am a little stupid, you are a little delicate, I am a little rustic, you are a little fragrant, and I am a little alcoholic. If you are angry, I will not be angry.

7. Don't lose heart, my friend. Without her, I would sleep less in bed and cook less in the kitchen.

8. The flowers in the wall are red outside the wall, so there is no way to pick flowers. If you want to spend, you have to thank, and a joy is empty.

I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

10. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

1 1. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

12. Question: Why has pangolin been digging? Answer: Looking for Kawasaki. . .

13. A classmate secretly loves a PLMM that he meets every day after school, but he has no chance to get close to it. One day I followed MM to a ramen restaurant and finally got up the courage to talk to her. What's your name, classmate? Beef noodles. ?

14. Dude, I want to compete with him for a very beautiful girl tonight! Please bring the StarCraft disk this afternoon.

15. fire brigade: where is the fire? Alarm person: My home. Fire brigade: I mean, where? Policeman: In the kitchen. Fire brigade: I mean, how do we get there? Policeman: Don't you have a fire truck? !

16. Breakfast for three. The first one said: an fried egg, no yolk. The boss fried an egg according to this. The second said: an omelette, not egg white. The boss did, a little impatient. On the third lap, the boss shouted, what about you? Don't what? The third one said timidly, "I don't want eggshells."

17. After ten days, you will learn to criticize the words, and then the election will be held.

18. I stood on campus and shouted to the world: I want puppy love? . At this moment, a cool-looking boy of about five years old came running and pulled my trouser leg and said, Dad, my mother said that you should stop dreaming and go back and buy her a bottle of soy sauce. She is inseparable from cooking. ?

19. Zheng Xiding's daughter-in-law went to her father-in-law's house to find her husband. Seeing my father-in-law washing his face, he asked, Dad, where's Ding? Father-in-law is unhappy and continues to wash his face. The daughter-in-law was angry and asked, Dad, where is Zheng Xiding? Father-in-law is furious: wash your face!

20. The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine in the battle? The company commander was greatly annoyed: Shit, what can I do? Step on it and pay the price.

2 1. The fish said, "I kept my eyes open to leave you." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day, trying to hold you by my side." The pot said, "You're so stubborn when you're fucking ripe.

22. If I meet you again, I will drag you to the bedroom, lock the door, push you down on the bed crazily, cover your head with a quilt, open my arm and fold my sleeve to tell you: Look, my watch is luminous!

23. When cooking, a crab jumps out of the pot and says to you, "I'm hot!" " "Answer: If you want to be red, you can bear it.

24. I saw a netizen's brief and powerful self-introduction-gender male, loving female.

25. You know, once I drove down to the police car fence in Maibei, and the police came over and said, young man, I have been waiting for you, so I have to say I'm sorry, I have tried my best.

26. When a man and a woman get married, everyone has a sense of self-protection of property. Before getting married, the man wrote in the prenuptial agreement: All transformers are mine. . .

27. The Digital Legion and the Alphabet Legion fought, and the digital leader said, You form B, sneak into the alphabet! ? After a while, I saw two people coming back with broken heads and saying, chief! Pretending to be B has been discovered! ?

28. In the long river of life, the moment when people suspect that they don't really exist is the moment when they put their hands under the induction faucet, but there is still no water flowing out.

29. My family has a sow and a group of piglets. If you are willing to come and live in my house, I will sell the sow and live with you wholeheartedly.

30. Occasionally there is a car, a garden villa and a doorman reception room. I plan to open the partition wall between the reception room and the storage room and decorate a warm new house. After marriage, you are responsible for collecting the property fee of the villa community, and I will go out to drive a taxi.

3 1. I always treat money like dirt. After you marry me, you won't have any worries in your life-I contracted 13 public toilets in the city to ensure that we don't worry about eating and drinking.

32. I am a graduate of a famous university with a doctorate in animal anatomy. After we got married, we started our own business and opened a stall selling pork in the food market. I cut the meat and you collect the money.

33. What waste paper? Is that a long lyric poem I wrote, or did I propose to you? Don't you understand? Then what are you doing for your brother? He is a garbage collector. Can he read poetry?

34. Good flowers are planted in cow dung. Who said that? Tell me, and I'll send my brother to cut him down. Don't be afraid. After you marry me, I will cover you and hum. Which boy doesn't want to mix, and dare to say that my wife is cow dung.

35. I woke up in the middle of the night and didn't have a good dream. I heard the cat calling spring. Although I have a cat's heart, I dare not bark in front of people.