A script for a sketch or sitcom.

A little combination of modern and ancient. .

Show? Only? Teaching? Son (script)?

Actor: Son? ; Guest-; Scholar-; Narrator? . ?

Narrator: There was a poor scholar who gave birth to a son, but he was stupid, because he only had this child, and he expected to make a name for himself at home. On one occasion, several friends from far away came to visit him. He quickly sharpened his gun and called his son into the study from the outside.

Scholar: "When the guests come, you should behave yourself and look learned. If a guest asks about the tree in front of the door, you will answer: sell it if it is not good. ?

Son: (repeated many times) If the year is bad, it will be sold. ?

Scholar: If the guest asks about the rockery behind the house, you can say: The soldiers were in a state of chaos and were buried in the soil long ago. Son: (repeated many times) The soldiers were in chaos and had already been buried in the soil. ?

Scholar: If people go to see the grain in the barn, tell them: My parents worked hard to earn it. ?

Son: (repeated many times) My parents earned it. ?

Scholar: If others see the scholar's card on the wall, you must answer like this: nothing unusual, every generation in our family has one. ?

Son: (repeated many times) Nothing unusual. Every generation in our family has one. ?

Narrator: He told his son not to do anything these days, but to memorize what he taught. Here comes the guest. In order to let his son show his talents, the scholar deliberately did not come forward. Let him receive the guests alone. ?

Customer: (after entering the door) Where did your father go? ?

Son: "If the year is not good, sell it." ?

Guest: (surprised)? "Where's your mother?" ?

Son: "The soldiers are in chaos and buried in the soil." ?

Guest: (the child said something irrelevant and sighed at a pile of cow dung) "Hey, it's not small, it's all shit and urine." ?

Son: "My parents earned it." ?

Guest: (can't help it) "Are you the son of a scholar's family? How can you be so stupid? ! "？

Son: "Nothing unusual. Every generation in our family has one?

(The guest is dizzy lying on the ground. . The scholar also fainted (with his head next to the guest). . )

Son: Why are you all dizzy? . . I can't be the only one! As the saying goes, it takes two hands to make a sound. . I am the only one. How should I perform the sketch? Everyone is right. .

Scholar, guest (interrupting son at the same time): Are you finished? Come and find us. . That's nonsense. .

Son: (You can salute) Yes, sir? ! Me, goodbye? Goodbye. . Remember not to miss me too much. . Yaoyao (Say that finish also lie down. . )

That's it. I played at school, and the applause was quite loud. . . . Kind of funny. . That's all I can make up. If you think it's not good enough or the number of words is not enough, you can cut it yourself and add some yourself. . .

Clothing:? Scholar? His clothes are easy to handle. You can find a pajamas with a little antique. Or pick up an unwanted white coat (any color is fine, the length doesn't matter) and draw a line diagonally on the chest, which is more obvious. . Just like in the photo. . That's what we do when we play. . The emphasis is on ancient times. . . . . . . .

The scholar has a hat. . Just cut a paper bag and stick a scholar hat like that. . We do the same. . But when you think about it, it's still very similar. . . We use Jordan paper bags. There is a little man on the bag. His upper body is cut off, leaving it under the person, and then sticking the cut part in his ears as a hat. . )

Son:? His clothes should be especially funny, because they are performed by boys. It is best to find a boy who is particularly funny and can let go of himself. It is best to be taller than the students who play scholars and guests. . (=? . =? Just shorter). . Can you find cute and loose pajamas for girls? . Something. . The point is funny.

The son also has a hat. . Find a piece of cloth you don't want. . It is best to use electrostatic cloth. . There is only one color. . Find a ping-pong ball and put it in the middle of the cloth and tie it with a rope. (with a little margin)

Like this, find two pieces of cloth and sew them on both sides. You can tie them on your head. .

Guest:? His clothes are the simplest, a denim jacket and shirt (shirts can only have one color), jeans below, and finally a pair of casual shoes. . You can look like converse shoes. . . If I could borrow a hat like a cowboy hat. That's better. . You really don't have to wear a gentleman's hat. .

Remember to ask if you don't understand anything. . ! ~

(? ^_^? )/~ ~ Bye? Honey. . ! ~