Interesting connotation joke

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Finally, the air conditioner is installed at home, in my parents' bedroom.

When the weather is hot, my father asks me, "Is your room hot?"

I complained: "I don't have air conditioning, it must be hot!" " "

My dad said, "Then when you sleep at night, stick to the wall of our dormitory, so that you can be cool when I turn on the air conditioner!" " "

What a real dad!

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After playing with friends all night, I went to take a shower. I lay in bed and let my master take a bath. The master had a strong hand and asked my friend, Does it hurt? A friend replied: it hurts! Master: You have to bear it. You can't get rid of mud without pain. My friend fell asleep because he didn't sleep all night. When the host photographed me, my friend didn't respond ... The master who gave me a bath exclaimed, people all said it hurt, but it was still so strong! Did you crush it to death?

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When I was on the train, I fucked a beautiful girl, always listening to songs with headphones on, and humming along from time to time. It's terrible. I reached out and knocked on the bed and said, beauty, can you stop singing and let me sleep? She paused for two seconds: then come here! Damn, I suddenly feel sleepy. ...

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After visiting the supermarket, the cashier recorded the price and said, "Sixty-nine dollars and three cents." I took out my wallet. Where is the money? Over and over again, there are only a few dollars left. The buddy at the back asked, "What's the matter? Forgot to bring money? " I suddenly remembered, turned around and said, "I had a quarrel with my girlfriend last night." Did she empty my wallet as revenge? " Alas! "The buddy smiled and said," You poor child, I'll pay you first! ""A few seconds later, I saw my buddy take out a sanitary towel from his pocket and cried, "I almost forgot!" I had a quarrel with my girlfriend yesterday. "

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The company has an unwritten rule that everyone should buy a bottle of water when the phone rings during the meeting. The landlord secretly called one by one when he was free today, and suddenly the boss's phone rang … I can't forget his eyes now!

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The girl who misses me very much said that she would appear in front of me in a wedding dress. Suddenly I was too excited to speak. Fortunately, someone reminded me: "moderator, speak!" "

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"Boss, I want to resign."

"Why?"

"The world is so big, I want to see it."

"Well, I support your idea. By the way, how much is the monthly mortgage? "

"5000。"

"What about social security?"

"780。"

"What about gas, water, electricity and property fees?"

"Almost 3 K."

"You haven't included the cost of shopping for your wife and nursing your baby, have you?"

"Boss, I'm very busy. There are two promotional videos later this weekend."

"In fact, I am very supportive of your idea ..."

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Lz has a clothes shop on the way to and from work. Every time the landlord goes, the girl at the door always says, handsome boy, will you look inside? 39 yuan! Lz said: Are you in 39 yuan? As a result, a sister next to me was drinking milk tea and sprayed it all on me. ...

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I walked in the park last night and bought a bottle of water in the canteen. I found that I didn't bring my wallet when I paid. A beautiful girl next to me saw it and paid for me without saying anything. I was grateful, so I asked my sister for a phone number and planned to pay back the money or something. Sister came faintly: Uncle, the water has been sent to you, and people don't want to think about it. ...

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Q: What artifact have you been beaten by your parents?

Divine comment: I didn't see it clearly! I fainted as soon as I came up!

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