Ipartment's classic lines

Youyou: "You are Li XiaoLu!" "What kind of eyes are you looking at!" "Then you must be Zhou Xun!" "Yes, that's right, it's me. You can see it! "

Meijia: I will kill you with a bite of salt and soda!

Meijia: The price of pigs has gone up these days. Why can't the price increase?

Zi Qiao: the left eye jumps and the peach blossoms open; The right eye jumps and the chrysanthemums bloom.

Zi Qiao: There is no rehearsal in my life. It is broadcast live every day.

Guan Gu: I'll show you the laparotomy in minutes.

Youyou: Please, such an old film, you archaeology!

Guangu: If Conan is still alive, he will be angry with Richard Moore!

Guangu: You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?

Youyou: quarreling is a bad behavior ... let's fight!

Youyou: Please ask the students who are listening to the song in front to tell the students who are talking in the middle to be quiet and not to affect the students who are sleeping behind.

Guan Gu: "How did you get along at that time?" "It can be described in four words." "Love at first sight?" "It's none of your business."

Meijia: Don't think that the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to talk to you.

Meijia: I used to cut the pulse with potato chips, start with tofu, jump off a building with a parachute and hang myself with noodles, but I didn't die.

Zi Qiao: money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage can be bought, but love can't; You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

Youyou: Only medium rare. Maybe you can swim if you put it back in the sea.

Zi Qiao: If I hadn't saved a little sister while crossing the street, my leg wouldn't have been amputated.

Guangu: You have to stand on the podium and become a great zombie!

Zi Qiao: Strangely, Guan Gu's friend is actually a strange man with out-of-proportion and poor taste in clothes.

Meijia: Ceng Laoshi, I'm not talking about you. I was away for a whole season. Why haven't you made any progress? I'm in no hurry. The audience is very anxious.

Meijia: You should give your opponent a head-on blow. This is what men should do, not hide here and watch … how to control their fear of childbirth? !

Zi Qiao: four words, simple and rude, unscrupulous, desperate, catching turtles in a jar, taking the lead, preemptive, can be in an invincible position.

Meijia: Zhang Qian crossed to the Qing Dynasty to rob the emperor's wife. That's enough. How exciting!

Zi Qiao: Another surprise. Have you forgotten that Zhang Wei was scared to death by you last time? Look, he's scared.

Guan Guyou: Are you free next week? Are you free next week? We will wait for you here next week ~ Don't say that you are too busy, don't say that you are not free, we will relax with you ~ Are you free next week? Are you free next week? We will wait for you here next week ~ don't say you are too busy, don't say you are not free, we will wait for you here! Give a ~ ~ salute ~ to you ~ we ~ still ~ have ~ time ~ ~ ~ ah ~ ~ ~ ~

Meijia: This Pepe was hit on the head by the bedside table!

Youyou: We are so enthusiastic and lively! And enthusiastic.

Guangu: The network is unreliable. You will find countless donors. Maybe even the dean found them.

Guangu: There is only one truth! Let me give you a reason about who this WY is! She is, plague, roof, crow, foreign language. Also, Ye Wei, breaststroke, Wang Ye, real estate. No, speechless, dark clouds, web pages, Wang Yuan.

Meijia: Foreplay is just a cloud. Orgasm is the key.

Guangu: You can also find someone to elope with you, and then wander around the world together and live a naked life in a place where birds don't lay eggs.

Zi Qiao: Wearing a purple and gold crown, three-pronged hair, wearing a robe of Xichuan red cotton and flowers, wearing an animal face, swallowing a head, wearing a chain mail and a beautiful lion at the waist, sitting with a square painted halberd. Red hare Lu Xiaobu also.

Zi Qiao: 80% played Song Jiabing, cannon fodder B, rogue C and bandit D.

Zi Qiao: If a person wants a good kidney, he must drink Shenbao. After drinking it, it is faster than Liu Xiang and higher than Yao Ming. One bottle is refreshing, two bottles are not greasy and three bottles are immortal. Oh ~~! Shen Bao, it's delicious!

Zi Qiao: Phelps cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is a cow!

Meijia: I just want to find the feeling of that year, and I want to go back to eight years ago, even if it is fake, even if it is only a moment. Zi Qiao: You are so stupid. Go back eight years, two years later, you will meet me again. Isn't this the last thing you want to happen? At least now the nightmare is over. Who didn't love a few scum when he was young? I mean, it's okay. Love is not time travel. Everyone wants to go back to the beginning, but no one can. Let bygones be bygones. Learn to put down what should be put down.