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Gong Hanlin: (on. (Holding a paint bucket) Hey! Dear audience friends, Happy New Year!

Gong: Ouch! I bought a new house in the Year of the Rooster and was busy decorating it. The decoration procedure is the same, every household hits the wall first! (walks to the door) Well, here comes my new house. Please drop in after the renovation. (Put down the paint bucket. Take a look, the door of the new house is beautiful! (Open the door) Oh, look at this door panel, look at this door lock, (hard) look at ... look at ... you ... (show the key) Oh, this security door is so good now that you can't even poke the key of your own house! (Shouting) Huang sledgehammer!

Huang Hong: (top) Hey, I'm coming! The east wind blows and the drums beat, and the decoration cannot be separated from the yellow sledgehammer. Hit this and hit that. I can hit whoever I want. (Shouting) Big Brother!

Gong: Alas.

Huang: Who are you hitting?

Gong: Knock!

Huang: Spike ...? Brother, isn't it a pity that the good door was smashed?

Gong: Oh, you have to change the door after decorating the house anyway.

Huang: Why should we change doors?

Gong: Think about it: I want you to decorate. Should I give you this key?

Huang: Hmm.

Gong: Why don't you bring this key with you every day?

Huang: Then we must come!

Gong: You can walk smoothly in a month or two. When the house is decorated, you can come again when there is no one in our house!

Huang: What do you mean?

Gong: Oh, why don't you understand? To put it bluntly, changing the door is not to prevent thieves, but mainly to prevent you from decorating.

Huang: How can you talk like that? Huh? (brandishing a hammer, threatening) Is the decoration degrading? It won't be decorated either. Do I need a key to enter this door?

Gong: (in fear) You, you, you just ...

Huang: (slamming the door) Do you still use the key? Aren't you coming in? Tell me about it.

(Huang enters the door. Gong picked up the paint bucket and followed. )

Gong: (scared) I'm sorry. ...

Huang: The key to not talking like this is!

Gong: Oh, no, no,no. Tell you what: Take this off and I'll give it to you.

Huang: Sorry, the last thing we need in rural areas is security doors.

Gong: Why?

Huang: Every family has a dog. I'm not bragging to you. My good dog is equal to your five security guards. ...

Gong: Huh? !

Huang: The baton in his hand.

Gong: Alas, you startled me!

(Huang and Gong enter the room. Gong puts down the paint bucket)

Gong: Look at our new house.

Huang: It's quite spacious.

Gong: Ouch! Not in the past. I used to live in a house with a square meter in Siping. Air leaks in winter and rain leaks in summer. Three people live in the same bed, and the children always squeeze into the middle. I want to make out with my wife at night, and the conditions are not allowed at all. (shyly) Hehehe!

Huang: (laughs) Of course. If you read this article, you will know that you once lived in a very narrow place.

Gong: (angrily) Hi! You mean my figure was cut off?

Huang: It matters! Your family is like raising livestock in our countryside!

Gong: Huh?

Huang: The shed is not long, and the small circle is not fat. Now that the house is big, all the children are taller than their parents.

Gong: Nonsense!

Huang: What nonsense?

Gong: Height has nothing to do with the height of the house.

Huang: How can he be all right?

Gong: Then let me ask you!

Huang: You said.

Gong: Is Yao Minggao?

Huang: High.

Gong: Does it have anything to do with their house?

Huang: It says on the Internet that the house of basketball superstar Yao Ming has no roof; Pan Changjiang's house is like a water tank. Look what you did to the child.

Gong: (laughs) Ha ha ha! You are so humorous! (Lift the lid of the paint bucket)

Huang: I think you are more interesting.

Gong: What's wrong?

Huang: You said you had to buy a bucket of paint yourself?

Gong: Of course! Decoration is to carry forward the spirit of "four fears".

Huang: "Four not afraid"?

Gong: I am not afraid of trouble, hard work, rework and anger. In order to prevent the contractor from cheating you, I will take a taxi to buy a small screw, which is cheap!

Huang: How much is a screw?

Gong: (seriously) A dime!

Huang: What about the taxi fare?

Gong: Seventy-seven!

Huang: (to the audience) This head was kicked by our rural donkey! I tell you, according to what you said, there are "four basic results".

Gong: What?

Huang: That is, the family is basically destroyed, the body is basically hurt, life is basically chaotic, and the husband and wife are basically stiff.

Gong: Oh, I feel the same way! (shaking hands)

Huang: Yes!

Gong: My wife has been quarreling with me every day since I started decorating. During the day, quarrel with your coolies; Quarrel with your husband at night!

Huang: Then you have to make it clear to your sister-in-law that you can treat your husband as a coolie during the day and never treat us as husbands at night!

Gong: I see ... (Let go. You used me, didn't you?

Huang: We don't work overtime at night.

Gong: What a nuisance! (walks to a wall) Come and have a look. I'm going to install a 56-inch rear projection in this place, which is a little close.

Huang: It's a little close.

Gong: First of all, smash this wall ... (mark it)!

Huang: Big Brother, no problem! This is the wall! (Approaching the wall) Stop it ... (Looking behind the wall) Dude, you can't smash this wall.

Gong: Why?

Huang: Behind this is the toilet!

Gong: Why can't the toilet be smashed?

Huang: Think about it. The TV is in the front and the toilet is in the back. If you need convenience, won't it be broadcast live?

(Huang and Gong go to the middle)

Gong: Why don't you know anything about romance?

Huang: Why don't I understand romance?

Gong: Do you think this toilet is for convenience?

Huang: I don't understand what else this toilet can do.

Gong: You can take a bath. You can take a bath. Think about it (sitting on a paint bucket according to Huangshi). If you sit here and watch TV (twist your yellow head to the wall), my wife will sit there and take a shower. ...

Huang: Then I'm not in the mood to watch TV. I ...

Gong: (pushing Huang away) (angrily) I'm sitting here watching!

Huang: What should I do?

Gong: smash the wall!

Huang: Broken wall! Brother, (warming up) I'm on the sledgehammer!

Gong: Hurry up! (Huang is about to hit) Stop!

Huang: (emergency stop) eldest brother, you say.

Gong: I haven't talked about salary yet.

Huang: Oh, the price of that hammer varies from hammer to hammer. Forty small hammers and eighty big hammers.

Gong: (surprised) This has doubled?

Huang: Big Brother, the sledgehammer is equivalent to a big shot. The appearance fee for this weight must be high.

Gong: Hehe, eighty is eighty!

Huang: Thank you, Big Brother, you are eighty! Thank you, big brother! (walks to the wall) Shit!

Gong: smash!

Huang: (shouting while smashing) Eight! Ten! Eight! Tongtenuto

Gong: (eagerly) Stop!

Huang: (Emergency stop. Oh, big brother! When swinging a hammer, it is most taboo to shout stop, which is easy to highlight the lumbar disc!

Gong: (with concern) I'm sorry, I just want to ask, is it 80 a day or 80 a hammer?

Huang: (impatiently) Eighty a day! A hammer is eighty yuan. Isn't that a one-time deal?

Gong: Then why did you hit the hammer and shout?

Huang: Isn't it very energetic for me to shout like this?

Gong: But I have no idea at all!

Huang: What if you don't even give the deposit and I don't ask you to forget?

Gong: OK, OK, OK!

Huang: There is something wrong with this man!

Gong: Be narrow-minded!

Huang: I can't even shout! (ready to hit the wall) I shouted! (Shouting while smashing) Eight! Ten! Eight! Ten ... (broken wall) big brother, it's done!

Gong: OK!

Huang: Brother, the water pipe is cracked.

Gong: Oh, great. Get me a fountain.

Huang: Brother, I'm afraid not.

Gong: Why?

Huang: (wiping his face) Fall into the sewer!

Gong: Ouch! (Mark another place on the wall) Not that way, hit this way.

Huang: Here? (Shouting while smashing) Eight! Ten! Eight! Ten ... (broken wall) big brother, it's done!

Gong: (Approaching) Hey, this road is good! Nothing! (Reaching across the wall) Ouch! Electricity (shock) ...

Huang: (carrying a paint bucket) What?

Gong: smash ...

Huang: (putting down the paint bucket and picking up the sledgehammer) What?

Gong: Hit me!

Huang: Big Brother, smash! (smashing at Gong)

Gong: Ouch! Hit one side with a bang. Hit, hit, hit. ...

Huang: (approaching Gong) Brother, are you all right?

Gong: (weakly) I want to make it clear to you ... why don't I give money for breaking the wall? ...

Huang: (shaking hands) Brother, this hammer is from me. Big reward for the Spring Festival, one for free!

Gong: Thank you ... Oh, it's too dangerous ... (Stand up and walk to the middle wall. Mark on the wall)

Huang: That's true. You have to have a decoration plan. Otherwise, we'll all be out of breath and really hit the accelerator. (stands up and approaches Gong) Brother, what are you drawing?

Gong: Figure. According to this picture, give me one ...

Huang: (interrupting) No, big brother, the load-bearing wall fell when it hit the beam.

Gong: Don't smash it too thoroughly. Break half and leave half. Take out a closet.

Huang: It takes skill to handle this matter.

Gong: Oh?

Huang: (putting down the sledgehammer) Don't make a move with the sledgehammer. (takes out the sledgehammer) First of all, this sledgehammer can dig seams. (taking out the hammer nail) and then the sledgehammer is done.

Gong: A small hammer is good, but a small hammer is cheap! (yellow knocks on the wall. Gong smashed it and shouted) 44440 ...

(Huang gradually stops. Gong gradually stopped. )

Huang: What are you shouting?

Gong: Didn't you say that sledgehammer is eighty and sledgehammer is forty?

Huang: Add this forty to make it 120. Do you know that?/You know what?

Gong: How about another discount, 60%?

Huang: No! (Packing) Are you asking for profit after being scolded by you?

Gong: (Persuading) Eighty ... Eighty. ...

Huang: (holding up the sledgehammer) I don't have the patience, so I'll hit the sledgehammer. (Shouting while smashing) Eight! Ten! Eight! Ten ... (broken wall) big brother, it's done!

Gong: (approaching Huang) OK!

(Lin [plays a middle-aged woman]. Take the broom. Come out of the hole in the wall. )

Gong and Huang: (in horror) Wow! !

L: Why? What are you doing? What are you doing?

Gong: Nothing, madam. I just want to expand my space.

Lin: What do you do in our home to expand your space?

Huang: Brother, isn't that your house?

Lin: That's my house!

Huang: That's too much.

Gong: Sister-in-law, I didn't mean to cross the line. I just want to dig a closet.

Lin: Did you turn out the closet? Our closet has just been finished, and I am cleaning the dust. Well, here comes the sledgehammer! Fortunately, I'm in a hurry, or my face will be ruined, you know? (crying)

Yellow: (enlarge yellow. (whispering) Oh, big brother, this disfigurement is equal to plastic surgery!

L: What did you say? what did you say ? (Huang and Gong approach Lin) Let me tell you, is it easy to buy a house? One wall, one column, let you smash the house! (spit)

Huang: (wiping his face) Dude, it's worse than a sewer pipe!

Gong: Sister-in-law, don't be angry! You see, as the saying goes: with this wall, we are two; Tear down this wall ...

Lin: (Interrupting) Two!

Huang: Yes! Families can't have an affair!

L: What did you say? what did you say ?

Huang: You can't connect privately.

Lin: All right, cut the crap. What do you suggest?

Gong: I'll build a wall for you right away.

Lin: Bricklaying!

Huang: If it can be demolished, it can be demolished, and if it can be built, it can be built. If you can break, you can stand. (takes out bricklaying tools) I can also be a bricklayer. ...

Lin: (interrupting) Wait a minute ... I'll go first. (Walking into the hole in the wall. Go down. )

Huang: Sister-in-law, come and have a look! I'm going to build a brick. Take the front door ...

Gong: (Interrupting. Wang Dachui! I think you are a living sledgehammer!

Huang: I didn't know she had written half of it. I'm trying to finish the whole wall!

Gong: You build me a wall!

Huang: It's ok to build a wall. Where are the bricks?

Gong: (rhetorical question) Where are the bricks?

Huang: I smashed her house.

Gong: Move!

Huang: big ... brother, I dare not ... I'm afraid of disfigurement when I look at her! (spit)

Gong: (wiping his face) What should I do? Look at this wall. ...

(Noise from the other wall)

Huang: Big Brother, there is movement next door. (Gong and Huang approach the wall. (on the wall) Did you hear that? The procedure is the same. Pick the seam with a small hammer first, and then fix it with a big hammer. (come to their senses. Shout) Done! (The two quickly leave the wall)

The wall collapsed. [Decoration workers] in the forest)

Gong: What are you doing?

Lin: Oh, I'm sorry, big brother! I want to dig a closet and get to the border! Under the forest. Two people chase. )

Huang: (Gong, Huang, stand still. ) Big Brother, we have bricks! Brick!

Gong: What about this wall?

Huang: Do you care so much? Let's rob Peter to pay Paul first! (Wall building)

Gong: (anxiously) Oh, why am I so unlucky! This hammering from east to west has turned my good room into honeycomb briquette!

(Lin [decoration owner]. )

Lin: Hey, hey, hey! Who smashed it? Who smashed it? Who smashed it?

Huang: I ... I broke it.

Lin: Who told you to smash it?

Gong: (angrily) I let him hit it! How's it going?

Huang: (magnifying Gong) Don't be too horizontal. This may be property. ...

Gong: What's so great about real estate? I have paid the decoration deposit. (into the forest) I tell you, I can smash it if I want, because this is my home!

Lin: What floor do you live on?

Gong: The ninth floor.

Lin: (angrily) What floor is this?

Gong: Ninth floor!

Huang: That's right, Big Brother. (Lalin walks to the door) Look at that sign. Look, there is a sign hanging at the door, which says "Nine floors".

Lin: What do you know? I tell you, it was yesterday that the house across the hall hit the wall and knocked out this nail. Not the ninth floor, the sixth floor! You smashed my house!

Huang: Brother, I smashed someone's house. ...

Gong: Looking for a property. Find a property ...

(Gong, Lin Xia)

Huang: (Shouting) Big Brother! Big brother! No money! Eighty! Brother, the wages of migrant workers can't be defaulted! You run, you run, I let you run! I'm telling you! (Entering the room) You can run away from the monk, but you can't run away from the temple! I'm sitting here today waiting to die. (Sitting on the steps) I ... (The drill comes out from under the yellow seat) Ouch! Go downstairs and drill up! I missed it. Go to the hospital!