Hotel Spring Festival program

Characters: Cinderella (divided into childhood and youth), prince, stepmother, stepsister, elf (Hubei accent), etiquette lady, narrator (Henan accent), Xiao Zhuo.

(Beauty and the Beast begins)

Narrator: The story is as long as time. Lonely Cinderella was bullied by her half-sister and stepmother. (Music stops)

Cinderella signed "Little Cinderella" and jumped up, holding Fuwa, followed by her stepsister.

Sister (grabbing from the ashes) Fuwa!

Gray: This is mine!

(on mother)

Mother: (with a southern accent for the first time) Let me know if you want. How do I know if you don't tell me? How can I not give you what you want? I don't know what you want if you don't tell me. Isn't it wrong to be a mother? So, if you want it in the future, be sure to tell me. I won't give it to you. If you want. ...

Gray: What a mess. I don't understand.

Sister: Mommy, do you know why Uncle Heidi's teeth are so white? Because he speaks Mandarin.

Mother: (Mandarin) OK, I'll tell you again. Let me know if you want. If you don't tell me, how will I know what you want? How can I not give it to you? I don't know what you want if you don't tell me. Isn't this a wrong mother? So, if you want it in the future, be sure to tell me. I won't give it to you. If you want. ...

Ash (covering his ears): Oh, I can't stand it. (escape)

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Narrator: On this day, my mother received a short message from the royal family.

(Mom is standing, and the ringtone of the short message is Jay Chou's "Nocturne", reading while watching the mobile phone)

Mother: On February 30th, 2006, the royal family will hold a grand thieves' party on the fifth floor of Wan Xiu Garden. Look at the situation of each school, it is just one floor more than the best canteen. )

(sister)

Sister: Mom, maybe you will choose a princess.

Mother: Oh, dear, why didn't I think of that, little one? I'm so proud of you!

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Narrator: All this was heard by Cinderella who was hiding aside. She knew that she couldn't attend the party, so she was very depressed. She even comes outside the palace every night and looks like a prince.

Cinderella is holding the "Cinderella of Youth" sign, and the prince is taking a bath. )

Gray Singing: I came to your window again tonight. How lovely your shadow is on the curtain.

Prince (sneezing): I hate it. Who has a crush on someone else again? (under the prince)

Narrator: Here, an elf appeared. ("Little Witch" music begins)

(The elf jumps twice, walks to the center of the venue and turns again, and the music stops.)

Genie: Come on, baby, you love him, don't you?

Cinderella: Please, you can't speak Chinese.

Genie: In the dead corner of thinking, we hit a miracle, and removed the impossible. Even if the rest is impossible, it is still * * * *, because there is a standard answer, it is usually not a problem. ...

Cinderella: Stop, can't you say something human!

Elf: If you want to live well, you must eat well. If you want to be in a good mood, you must do well in the advanced mathematics exam; If you want to get high marks, don't forget all the subjects; If you want to find your own direction in the loneliness and prosperity, you must …

Cinderella: BT! Say what you want to say!

Elf: Do you want to fall in love with the prince?

Cinderella: Nonsense, why is Ai Jia here if you don't want to?

Genie: For mobile users, please edit the short message "I love you, prince, just like mice love rice" to 1 10. For Unicom users, please edit the short message. ...

Cinderella: Stop, I am so poor, where can I get a mobile phone?

Genie: OK, let's get started! I'll lend you three magic weapons and invite our etiquette lady to play! (Miss Etiquette) 1, Jane Zhang brand stunning false eyelashes, No.2, Jinguangxing brand slim evening dress, No.3, which is also our highlight today! Chen * * * brand tramples on your pair of water crystal shoes!

Cinderella: So little?

Elf: Don't worry, there is a * * * card. You can give it away with a roll of toilet paper in the future!

Cinderella: I feel dizzy!

Elf: Remember, be sure to come back before 12, otherwise. ...

Cinderella (blushing): Oh, people know! When we first met, we wouldn't be with the prince. ...

Elf: Little dead girl, where have you been? /kloc-after 0/2 o'clock, all these things will disappear, except the glass shoes, so ... (looking around), I'll tell you a secret plan!

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Narrator: An exciting day has finally arrived. Cinderella wore Jane Zhang's stunning false eyelashes, a slim evening dress with golden stars that didn't show fat, stepped on Chen's glass shoes that belittled you, and carried * * * * brand toilet paper in her pocket. You'll be on your way later. And all this, her half-sister and her dragon-like stepmother are still completely ignorant.

(Sister, mom, go)

Sister: Mommy, isn't it a little? ...

Mom: That's fair.

Sister: Be kind.

Mom: Say it again, then I want to tell you that Mommy is very angry and the consequences are very serious. I've made up my mind, needless to say!

Narrator: The exciting moment has finally arrived. At the party, the handsome prince met the beautiful Cinderella. ("closetoyou" music begins)

(The Prince and Xiao Zhuo)

Prince: Alas, Xiao Zhuo, why are all the girls present today uglier than you? Pig's waist and face.

Xiao Zhuo Zi: It's really not beautiful. It's not a pig's waist and face. It is an authentic shoe-pulling face!

Cinderella plays "I long for a spring breeze, I expect a smile, and you are just passing by" in the mood for love. The prince stepped forward and took her hand. )

Prince: Sister, have we met?

Cinderella: Where is it?

Prince: Inmydream!

Cinderella: Why are you so vulgar? It's so old-fashioned to say that you want to make friends with a girl.

Prince (stupefied, head down): Xiao Zhuo, I feel dizzy.

Xiao Zhuo Zi: What's the matter?

Prince: I was just scared by Cupid!

Cinderella (to herself): His name was Xiao Zhuo just now, wasn't it? ...

(To the prince) Are you the masked prince who can blink and faint in the legend?

Prince (winking at the audience frequently): Isn't it?

Narrator: The prince and Cinderella fell in love at first sight.

Prince (sings "My Cinderella", after singing a few words, holding Cinderella's hand and saying): (The music of "la vie en rose" begins) Dear Ash, if all the water in the ocean is poured out, it will not extinguish the flame of my love for other women. Can water in the ocean be poured out?

Xiao Zhuo Zi: I can't pour it out.

Prince: So I don't love them. If I pour out all the water in a bathtub, I can't put out the flame of my love for you. Can I empty the water in the bathtub?

Xiao Zhuo Zi: I can't pour it out.

Prince: You two! Kneeling, doing, coherent movements ... what a mistake!

Xiao Zhuo Zi: I was wronged!

Prince: Stop! The company commander took it down and rested 10 minutes.

(Turning to Cinderella) The water in the bathtub can be emptied, so ... so ... I ... I ... Oh, I'm sorry, I hate it!

(Running downward)

Cinderella: Honey, honey, wait for me! Actually, I also ...! Oh, my God, 12 o'clock. I should go. By the way, the elf asked me to leave a glass shoe as a token of love! (Take off your shoes, look around and jump down)

Narrator: Cinderella went home trembling, expecting a reply from the messenger. On this day, the palace finally sent someone!

(Xiao Zhuo's son, sister, mother, go up)

Xiao Zhuo Zi: Whose shoes are these?

Sister: Will it be mine?

Mom: Son, don't be greedy for petty gain. It is definitely not a good thing.

(Cinderella)

Cinderella: Don't compete with me! That's mine, ah! Jesus Christ. I'm going to be a princess! Avalokitesvara, I love you!

Xiao Zhuo Zi: Is this really yours?

Cinderella: 48 feet, unique!

Xiao Zhuo Zi: OK, come with me.

Cinderella: Do I need to dress up?

Xiao Zhuo Zi: Then you will dress up, and you will get beautiful striped underwear and a pair of exquisite limited edition handcuffs!

Cinderella: What ... what ... what's going on?

Xiao Zhuo Zi: The prince was killed at the end of the banquet. This glass slipper is the murder weapon left at the scene, and the prince was killed by this glass slipper!

Cinderella: Ah, I see! Genie!

Xiao Zhuo Zi: Let's go and cut the crap! (Hold Cinderella tight and freeze)

Xiao Zhuo still maintains her original posture, and Cinderella gets up to face the audience. )

Cinderella: Dear audience, you still don't understand what's going on, do you? In fact, the thing is this (Cinderella said, while the actor performed in the back). On the day of the crime, that is, on February 30, 2006, I arrived at the crime scene wearing super-heavy crystal shoes designed by the elf who planned to usurp the throne, and met the prince according to the plan of the criminal suspect elf. With my beauty, I succeeded in pleasing the prince, as the saying goes. Think about it. Did the elf have any doubts when he handed me the glass shoes? That's right. Why does everything disappear except crystal shoes? Yes, this is precisely because the glass slipper is the weapon that the elf wants to set me up. You must leave after 12. It's the elves who want to set aside time for crime. When I left, the elf sent a message to the prince in my name. After being cheated, the poor prince was killed by an elf with a glass shoe from behind.

Xiao Zhuo Zi: But how do you know it is an elf? Is there any evidence?

Cinderella: Of course. Do you think I don't know? I watched the news last night. The prince died with a mobile phone in his hand, and I couldn't afford it at all. Please check the mobile or Unicom company, pull up the content of the message, find the elf and ask her what she was doing at that time. According to various signs, we can know through analysis, reasoning and judgment. In addition, the elf is a competitor to the prince's throne.

Genie: I'm the new queen now! Wow, ha ha ha ha ha!

Xiao Zhuo Zi: Fairy, your dream is over! Cinderella, our clever detective, uncovered the truth for us. Come with me to the station!

(Xiao Zhuo the elf steps down)

Cinderella: Ha ha ha, the prince is such a sissy. I didn't like him at first. This time, I finally entered the social circle of the royal family. Why don't I marry into a rich family? Hum!