Schrodinger's method of worshipping girls

The inspiration of Schrodinger's method of picking up girls comes from the famous physics hypothesis "Schrodinger's cat". It's based on a powerful version of Pavlov's pick-up method.

The specific method is as follows: "Every morning, you take out a coin and toss it, so that great randomness can decide whether to send breakfast to your sister today. In this way, my sister opens the drawer every day and doesn't know if there is breakfast. Whether there is breakfast is an independent random event and it is completely impossible to speculate. Breakfast every day is an unknown mystery to my sister. My sister will gradually be attracted by this mysterious phenomenon, and eventually she will have great interest in the delivery person. You have cast a mysterious veil over her heart. "

The summary of Schrodinger's method of picking up girls is: "This mysterious man is possessed by Schrodinger at the moment, with a deep sadness like quantum theory, which makes her unable to extricate herself.

Another netizen suggested that Heisenberg is indispensable for chasing girls. According to "uncertainty principle", he put forward "uncertainty method to strengthen patch"

Specifically, it is based on Schrodinger's method of picking up girls, adding more uncertain factors, which makes girls worried and unable to eat well: "If the result of flipping a coin is that breakfast will not be sent that day, then the breakfast that could have been sent out will be photographed, and the collocation of various foods, drinks and fruits, including the list of raw materials and the list of nutrients, will be clearly displayed and put in the sister's drawer. If the result of flipping a coin is to deliver breakfast on the same day, put the prepared breakfast in a blender, break it and mix it evenly into a paste, wrap it up and put it in my sister's drawer. In this way, the sister can either have breakfast, but she doesn't know what to eat; Either I know today's breakfast recipe, but I can't eat it, and then I have a deeper understanding of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. A pounding heart was captured under the strong gravitational field of physics. "

To sum up, the purpose of Heisenberg's enhanced stickers is to make my sister suffer from breakfast every day, and emotionally rely more on the person who delivers breakfast. Finally, she will have a psychological breakdown and jump into the arms of scientists.